EL SERPENTO HAS RETURNED!

[Mockery]

I-Mockery's very own evil Mexican wrestling superstar, El Serpento, has returned with footage from his biggest battle to date! El Serpento is very proud of his site and he's not going to let any other site stand in his way. Not even Fark!

http://www.i-mockery.com/boxes/elserpento-box.gif (http://www.elserpento.com/battles/battle3.php)
EL SERPENTO TAKES ON FARK!
http://www.elserpento.com/battles/battle3.php

Enjoy!

[mburbank]

Bully for you, El Serpento! Well played I'd say, and I imagine that Fark Fellow will think twice about turning into carboard and playing at fisticuffs with a fine example of Mexicanacity such as your self, sir!

[darkvare]

it didn't even had the time to counterattack. :(

[King Hadas]

http://www.elserpento.com/battles/post3/stupid-fark5.jpg

Wow, he even has the ability to stretch his limbs to incredible lengths, EL SERPENTO CAN DO EVERYTHING!

[EL SERPENTO]

YES I LEARN TO STRETCH LONG LENGTHS LONGERS FROM OCTOPI FRIENDS IN THE SEA. OCTOPI ARE TO SCARED IN FIGHTS THOUGH BECAUSE THEY SQUIRT INK AND RUN BACK HOME TO HIDE LIKE HERMIT CRABS. I ONLY SQUIRT INK AFTER I BEAT MY OPPONENT. I SQUIRT INK ON THEIR BEATED CHESTS AND WRITE "SERPENTO CAN HOLD HIS BREATH LONGER THAN ME, THAT IS WHY I GOT BEATED TODAY."

HA HA HA!

[Aneurysm]

The mere presence of El Serpento makes me quiver and pee a little.