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Mockery
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:57 AM
He's back again. Yes, that old familiar face that we've seen in rom hacks of the past. Wilford Brimley. The man. The mystery. The oat harvester. Dr. Boogie dives deep into the madness that is the mind of Wilford Brimley (or is it Pope Hentai?) in his latest rom hack review of Wilford Island! Not an easy game by any means, so kudos to Dr. Boogie for being able to actually complete it. I can't even beat the first friggin' level :o

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/boxes/wilfordisland-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/wilford-island)
NEW ROM HACK REVIEW: "WILFORD ISLAND!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/wilford-island

Enjoy!

Supafly345
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:27 AM
Motherfucking finally. The rom hack reviews really are a gem of i-mock's that is entirely its own.

Perndog
Aug 29th, 2005, 05:25 PM
sup pope hentai

Rongi
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:59 PM
i thought you left forever

pope_hentai
Sep 4th, 2005, 11:05 AM
yay! i've been waiting for that review to happen.....

Krythor
Sep 4th, 2005, 12:31 PM
I purposely didn't read it as protest against pope hentai's bullshit. It's not funny if he makes them specifically to get onto i-mockery; I even remember when he posted here the first time and everybody was sucking his dick about it.

Gurlugon
Sep 4th, 2005, 10:44 PM
The ROM hacks are what made me truly discover I-Mock. Heart.

Wilford's face reminds me of a happy Roast Beef. :(

pope_hentai
Sep 5th, 2005, 12:49 AM
who said i made them specifically to get onto i-mockery? I actually enjoy it as a hobby. If i was worried about it i'd have harrassed people and continuously poster here for the last 7 or 8 months since i actually got that hack up on MY website. And who here was sucking my dick? hell... i'm lucky when my wife does that, let alone an internet message board.... and i'll tel ya what i'd rather have her do it then a snotty little prick from teh intarweb. tell ya what, i'll dig ya up another shitty penis and nazi hack or just slap one together right quick since thats more your speed.

Dr. Boogie
Sep 5th, 2005, 01:52 AM
I purposely didn't read it as protest against pope hentai's bullshit. It's not funny if he makes them specifically to get onto i-mockery; I even remember when he posted here the first time and everybody was sucking his dick about it.

I gotta say, I don't remember him being around here and recieving high praise for anything.

Also, the Wilford Island hack has been around for a while. It didn't just pop up the moment we started doing these rom hack reviews.

MLE
Sep 5th, 2005, 02:41 AM
Don't mind Krythor, Hentai, he's just one of our numerous uninformed idiots with a false sense of entitlement. -Chojin

Krythor
Sep 5th, 2005, 06:25 AM
The thread where he was hanging around and people were asking him questions about the hacks that he was gleefully answering was pretty long if my memory serves me correctly, and I remember jixby in particular making fun of him for it.

I do think the rom hacks are funny, by the way. I don't mean to be a weenie, but pope hentai gets right up my nose.

pope_hentai
Sep 5th, 2005, 11:39 AM
so let me get this straight.. answering questions=having my dick sucked? Well if thats the case feel free to ask anything, so i can give ya a face-full of thick oat fuled baby-pope-to-be.

Krythor
Sep 5th, 2005, 11:46 AM
In hindsight, I really shouldn't care and the way I worded what I said made me look like a grouchy asshole, but I still stand by my point that periodically popping up to post about your own rom hack's review that was written specifically to mock it is annoying and queer.

Apologies to Boogie for lowering the tone of the thread after the effort he put into writing it.

Chojin
Sep 5th, 2005, 12:03 PM
It's been a long time since the point of every i-mockery article was to make fun of something. I think you're jealous of Pope Hentai.

You're jealous of his relationship with the webmaster of this site.

You're jealous of the fact that he can sing.

Krythor
Sep 5th, 2005, 12:37 PM
And so, until next time, remember that being creative is more than just taking the hard work of dozens of artists, programmers, and writers, and filling it with racism and bizarre symbolism.

I take that line to be mockery.

What I find funny about the Wilford Brimley hacks is that somebody thought it was a funny enough concept in the first place to put the effort into making them, as if he thought that nobody would see something so zany coming; so when he posts here to suck up the attention, it tells me that he's just not got the joke. Maybe it's me who hasn't got it, if this isn't the case.

It reminds me of when a TV show mocks a celebrity, and that celebrity instantly pops up the next day to let everybody know that they loved the joke and are big fans of the show, just so everybody can say what a great sport they are.

Like I said, I know I said it like a dick, but it was a knee jerk response to "I was waiting for that review to happen." It was that comment that filled me with rage.

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If I was jealous and wanted to make a name for myself here, I'd be trying alot harder.

Chojin
Sep 6th, 2005, 02:42 AM
You already have a name here: Wiener.

Krythor
Sep 6th, 2005, 02:57 AM
I'll have a new name: Hero.

Chojin
Sep 6th, 2005, 03:02 AM
shut up

Cybernetico
Sep 6th, 2005, 04:41 AM
Yes! About damn time, the rom hacks are what got me started on this whole site years ago. Good review overall.

Blaber66
Sep 11th, 2005, 07:50 PM
The ROM hacks are what made me truly discover I-Mock. Heart.

Wilford's face reminds me of a happy Roast Beef. :(
Haha, that's how I stumbled onto this site too. Fucker.

Chojin
Sep 12th, 2005, 03:43 AM
and apparently it's time to stop doing them