Email of the Moment #12

[Mockery]

From: laurie smith [ mechurchlady@hotmail.com ]
Subject: YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED.

YOU CAN MOCK ANYTHING BUT RELIGIONS. I LOVED YOUR SITE UNTIL I SAW YOUR INSULTS TOWARD JESUS.

BECAUSE OF YOUR SEVERE RELIGIOUS ATTACKS AND INSULTS YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED. I HAVE POSTED IN MY SITE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT GO TO YOUR SITE.

There is nothting wrong with a joke but when you push me to far then you have rath almost as bad as God's. I do not care which religion, you cannot insult another person's religion like you have.

Laurie Smith
Owner
Sweep Hunters
http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?
Uh oh! I have been banned! Time to shutdown I-Mockery!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

[Emu]

Rog, the traffic you get from sweephunters is something like 80-98%, right? I mean, how are you going to make it without all that? HOW? :tear

[blackwar12]

yeah lets run for the hills, a whole one member will never come to I mockery OH NO! for every 1 you lose you gain 2 more. how ever will you manage?

[xbxDaniel]

[quote]From: laurie smith [ mechurchlady@hotmail.com ]
you cannot insult another person's religion like you have.

But drunk drivers, anime fans, pumpkins, Wilford Brimley, video game hacks and roms, comic books, and everything else on this site that I laugh at every day is holy and should be adhered to without objection (especially the KKK bros). I thought I had heard of hypocrisy. Apparently people only like it when you make fun of stuff they like making fun of, very christianly of them.

[Aneurysm]

Two of that sites top ten posters are still validating their memberships, they have like, two regular posters.

[Immortal Goat]

Just joined that site! lol, let's see how long THAT lasts!

[thabutcher]

banned?...wtf?..lmao, man the peeps that email this site, are too much for words...

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Look how many that person's site has! There's 10 people, that won't do anything.

[Immortal Goat]

BTW, to those of you who cared, I was banned within one day.

[xbxDaniel]

Could you post some of your messages please? An excerpt of your trek into the forums, if you wouldn't mind.

[Rosenstern]

YOU CAN MOCK ANYTHING BUT RELIGIONS

I agree entirely. There is absolutely nothing about mass societal mind control that deserves to be made fun of at all. I mean, you could just live your life as a decent person, never doing harm to anyone simply out of personal philosophical conviction without all the mythological mumbo-jumbo, but that would just be stupid.

[Immortal Goat]

Could you post some of your messages please? An excerpt of your trek into the forums, if you wouldn't mind.
Sorry, not only was I banned, but my post was deleted for all eternity.:( I guess when they said on their site that they accept all religions, they forgot to say that they only accepted ones that they agreed on.

EDIT: Here's her thread about I-Mockery and its sinfulness.

Email entry, no rules, usually a promotional prize pack.

While people kid around and make jokes that make fun of other people I cannot tolerate or tell people to go to a site that blatantly denegrates and hurtfully attacks religions, religious beliefs, races, genders, sexual orientation or anything else.

This site has a an area that is hardcore hate speach against Christian and shows Jesus farting everyfew second. It asks what is the middle name of Jesus and includes Jesus the Sleezy. I can easily laugh and make fun of Baptists and I have, oh how I have, but will not tolerate this behavior. If this was about Jews then you would have every news media and the government after them for anti-Semitism. We Christians are not God's chosen people so we do not get that kind of protection.

I am not telling you what I think of the site management but based on their profiles and pictures have strong opinons. Please pray for their repentence and salvation.

Yours
Site Owner
Laurie Smith

[xbxDaniel]

Apparently she didn't search the internet very well. I'm certain that google can give you 10 results, at least, that shows anti-semite websites. Apparently she's just pissed that her religion was made fun of, and that she couldn't think of an inteligent remark to retort with. So instead, she tried to take it out on poor Mr. Rog.

[Archduke Tips]

It looks like an elaborate hoax to me.

[Aneurysm]

No hoax is this ludicrous.

[dolarene]

What are smoking those people? I think all Religous fundamentalisms are equally wrong (islamic or jew) because kills the 'divine' concept of mutual respect... Mrs Smith gone mad if you joke about J.C. but she "can easily laugh and make fun of Baptists", and this following his dogma makes she equally evil as us...

Signed: "A fundamentalist atheist"

[camrotron]

It's quite possible she actually represents these guys:
http://www.av1611.org/
If that's the case, you probably should run for the hills.

[Johnny Couth]

Isn't it blasphemous to compare your wrath to God's? I hate Christianity.

[ItalianStereotype]

FIGHT THE POWER, JOHNNY COUTH, FIGHT THE POWER! YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD SO YOU'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU LET THE MAN GET YOU DOWN!

[Johnny Couth]

WOO HOO THAT'S RIGHT NEXT STOP MY DADDY

[King Hadas]

Now thats just disgusting, I know your new here and all that gay shit but we do have standards here goddammint and we dont need your devil may care attitude mucking them all up, you hear me boy?

[spork-o-doom]

It's quite possible she actually represents these guys:
http://www.av1611.org/
If that's the case, you probably should run for the hills.

Damn, those people are scary! I have to say though that I particularly like http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/yeshell.html

Stupid asshats!

[xbxDaniel]

I first thought that that article was about the state of Virginia. Now that it's a little girl I don't know how I should feel.

[blackwar12]

hmmm......I see she was nuttier then i originally thought.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

http://www.av1611.org/

WOW!
That site is scary, but not as scary as that site that ripped-off Odd Todd (http://www.oddtodd.com/) and accused him of ripping them off. These guys actually do think they can force people to close down their sites.

<click here for the scariest site I've found so far.> (http://objectiveministries.org/)

[xbxDaniel]

<click here for the scariest site I've found so far.> (http://objectiveministries.org/)

Chuck Norris fully supports the bible: http://objectiveministries.org/ads/ad_ncbcps.gif

You can tell it's him because his picutre is on it, so it must be him because these people wouldn't lie to us about something so important about religion and Walker Texas Ranger. Would they?

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Making fun of religion is by far the most hilarious thing on earth. I think it's hilarious when people get offended by words and the like. I mean really....does a grouping of letters REALLY anger you THAT much? I mean..c'mon. Nothing offends me and I wish the rest of the world were so easy going.

[Mr. Fugo]

The words of the bible don't belong here on I-Mockery. They belong in their proper dojos.

And I'd be scared. God has probably banned your IP from heaven.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I doubt God knows what an IP is...or an ISP.

Actually, thanks to Bush, I'm pretty sure god only knows "ROFLMAO"

[Juttin]

From: laurie smith [ mechurchlady@hotmail.com ]
Subject: YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED.

YOU CAN MOCK ANYTHING BUT RELIGIONS. I LOVED YOUR SITE UNTIL I SAW YOUR INSULTS TOWARD JESUS.

BECAUSE OF YOUR SEVERE RELIGIOUS ATTACKS AND INSULTS YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED. I HAVE POSTED IN MY SITE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT GO TO YOUR SITE.

There is nothting wrong with a joke but when you push me to far then you have rath almost as bad as God's. I do not care which religion, you cannot insult another person's religion like you have.

Laurie Smith
Owner
Sweep Hunters
http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?
Uh oh! I have been banned! Time to shutdown I-Mockery!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!




WTF? you are banned?! Are they communists that read each others Site History,then if they see 'Banned' sites,they torture the member until they die because they've learned " So Much" from the crazy religious zealot's site? Or is she just retarded?



I'm guessing a mix between the two :)

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Holy Flying Drunken Ninja Jesus on a stick Batman! I really really really really hope that this website is a joke. here (http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html)
RoG can you send them e-mails telling them their banned too?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Holy Flying Drunken Ninja Jesus on a stick Batman! I really really really really hope that this website is a joke. here (http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html)
RoG can you send them e-mails telling them their banned too?

This is what I think will happen with the Cross in space.
http://www.pixpond.com/1/a4peoa.JPG
MS PAINT

[Juttin]

Yes...I foresaw that happening. Last night. In an alleyway. Naked...

[SUFFER]

i love how they said they were banning you , telling people to not go to your site then they post their website address at the end

[Mockery]

Someone just sent me the link to this hilariously angry review on that site:
http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=479

favorite line: "This site has a an area that is hardcore hate speach against Christian and shows Jesus farting everyfew second."

AND Jesus farting? Whoah, the "hardcore hate speach" is enough as it is, but Jesus farting too? THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! >:

DAMN THOSE I-MOCKERY PEOPLE!

[LegendaryFake]

That was me who sent it to you RoG and I cant believe this site is still alive after you lost the hardcore traffic you got from the people on that site.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Someone just sent me the link to this hilariously angry review on that site:
http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=479

favorite line: "This site has a an area that is hardcore hate speach against Christian and shows Jesus farting everyfew second."

AND Jesus farting? Whoah, the "hardcore hate speach" is enough as it is, but Jesus farting too? THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! >:

DAMN THOSE I-MOCKERY PEOPLE!

I just visited that page, registered as a user and posted this little Ditty on that same page.



Thank you for being a hypocritical religious fanatic. You make fun of baptists and Jews yet you complain when your religion is made fun of. You complain that Christians and Catholics get no special protection or treatment while every single United States President has been A Christian or Catholic. The Jews have always been discriminated against by people like you. The catholic faith is one where the people havent been persecuted against in over 1000 years, yet 60 years ago, the Nazi's were burning the Jews in consentration camps.

I am a Christian, And i dont care what somebody on the internet says about Jesus. But I do care when PEOPLE LIKE YOU BASH OTHER RELIGIONS JUST BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THEY DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS. Since when did You become all High and Mighty, Holier than thou. HUH. You are the reason that part of his site is still up.

And when you ask that we "Please pray for their repentence and salvation", I have to say no, I will pray for you.

[LegendaryFake]

That is the best post I have ever seen on a religious forum (its also the only post).
I bet they will delete your post or if they really suck they will edit it and right something gay like "I agree" or something like that.

[xbxDaniel]

Please post a link. I beg of you sir.

[LegendaryFake]

http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=479
Thats where to go
as I post this I am registering to say something in that thread
:)

[LegendaryFake]

Hey Jeff they wrote a little welcome to you on the site
http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=1552&pid=1639&st=0&#entry1639
Im sure they wont be that kind when they see what you posted
:)

[Ivan Raged]

<click here for the scariest site I've found so far.> (http://objectiveministries.org/)

Chuck Norris fully supports the bible: http://objectiveministries.org/ads/ad_ncbcps.gif

You can tell it's him because his picutre is on it, so it must be him because these people wouldn't lie to us about something so important about religion and Walker Texas Ranger. Would they?


Chuck Norris kicks ass for the lord

[Chojin]

hey ha ha that's pretty funny i think i know that from somewhere

[xbxDaniel]

<click here for the scariest site I've found so far.> (http://objectiveministries.org/)

Chuck Norris fully supports the bible: http://objectiveministries.org/ads/ad_ncbcps.gif

You can tell it's him because his picutre is on it, so it must be him because these people wouldn't lie to us about something so important about religion and Walker Texas Ranger. Would they?


Chuck Norris kicks ass for the lord

You only did it because of Chuck Norris... :tear

[Ivan Raged]

hey ha ha that's pretty funny i think i know that from somewhere

Sorry for stealing but it was too good of oppurtunity to pass up

[ArrowX]

Found on the site Tetsu Posted:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/WTFCHUCK.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

I posted that quite a while back man. :/

[SUFFER]

Chuck Norris has a "christian area" on his website.
i thought it was a joke when i first went there ,
i could have sworn i would have clicked the link and it would show a clip of him roundhousing the camera then he would walk up to it and go
YOU FOOL , CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD !!!
THERE IS NONE BEFORE HIM !!!
but unfortunately it wasnt that , i was very disappointed .[/quote]

[ninja wolf]

It's quite possible she actually represents these guys:
http://www.av1611.org/
If that's the case, you probably should run for the hills. Yeh, mess with those mofos and they'll right a huge ass article about you supporting Satan and being nuts like they did about Ozzy. And then try to make them self seem to be cool by quoting Paul Harvey. Not even he can make them look cool though.

[LegendaryFake]

The people at the above site edited Jeff and my posts
http://sweephunters.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=479

[ninja wolf]

I'm going to go too! Let's see how the bitch likes an ass full of me!
Trust me everyone, something tells me that rat ass bible thumpers going down

[LegendaryFake]

All our posts have been deleted

[Jeff The Ninja]

We should Declare a war on Ignorant Jackasses, religious hypocrites, and those who bitch,whine and moan for no reason than to get a couple of words out.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm there right now and apparently Jeff the Ninja is about to strike. I can only hope as much.

[ninja wolf]

I posted in that topic again, only this time more pissed. Here's what I said:
I hate you damn bible thumping white trash retards! You think just because you treat all other religons like dirt! I have 4 words to you and all other bible thumpers : "Yo goin' to Hell!". You think YOU'RE religions any better? You think that very BEATING NATIVE AMERICANS WITH WHIPS BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO will get you into heaven? And once we state that you're obviously being hypocritical and over reacting you just delete our posts?
I think we just started a bored war.

[LegendaryFake]

The brave men of I-mockery
VS
The religious losers of sweephunters

EDIT
Posts have been deleted AGAIN

EDIT 2
I have been banned from the site now

[ninja wolf]

So have I. I can't even view it now!
Edit:
I got a friend of mine to sign up. He'll be under the name satan's-servent. He's planning on posting huge amounts of porn on it and just to do what we were doing

[xbxDaniel]

Somebody called satans-servant is on there. Sorry about the quality of pic. I used print screen.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/satansservant_lol.jpg

Edit: oops, I didn't see that post.

[ninja wolf]

Yeh, he decided not to post porn

[LegendaryFake]

Satan and I have a chat

Satans-Servant:HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SHALL RULE!!!!! www.SatansWorld.com!!!!!
Me:W000000000000007
Satan is teh coolest
he makes me burn things
LEGENDARYFAKE 4 EVER

I think I got my point across

[executioneer]

guys please don't plan your shitty board attacks from this message board if you're gonna conspire do it on AIM >: we don't want any christian board jerks coming back here, we have enough jerks (you guys) already >:

[LegendaryFake]

sorry, I will stop now
and I aint a jerk :)

[Misdemonar]

laugh and make fun of Baptists and I have, oh how I have, but will not tolerate this behavior.

Yours
Site Owner
Laurie Smith[/quote][/quote]


What a hypocritic bitch.

[CosmoToad]

learn to quote :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

learn to:

Go away
Go away
Go away
Go away
Go away

[CosmoToad]

learn to talk :rolleyes

[executioneer]

we have enough jerks (you guys) already >:

[blackwar12]

Yeah well I must admit..i tried registering on that site and fed her a heaping help of bullshit that i would suport her cause and shit and guess what, she believed it!

yeah i know i'm evil but ya know...she is just one of those people who think their shit don't stink.