Bling

[kellychaos]

I'm the man 'cause my GF bought me a new, gold necklace. Normally, I don'twear jewelry but now I have to 'cause she was nice and bought it for me ... and 'cause she said so. :/

[Matt Harty]

i lost the bracelet my gf gave me

[sadie]

i'm thinking unbuttoned shirt and chest hair. :puke

[The One and Only...]

Huck Finn taught me that my hairy chest will make me rich.

[Pub Lover]

I'm the man 'cause my GF bought me a new, gold necklace. Normally, I don'twear jewelry but now I have to 'cause she was nice and bought it for me ... and 'cause she said so. :/
I don't believe any of this. >:

Show us some pictures. :rolleyes

[Dole]

I've never seen a picture of kelly.

[soundtest]

kelly looks like somebody i would drink with

[Sethomas]

I'd let him buy me drinks, but I wouldn't talk to him enough to think I swing that way.

[Emu]

I've never seen a picture of kelly.

[kellychaos]

I'd let him buy me drinks, but I wouldn't talk to him enough to think I swing that way.

Heterosexually?


whore

[kellychaos]

i'm thinking unbuttoned shirt and chest hair. :puke

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/pics/77rfestrunks2.jpg

[ziggytrix]

wow, kelly, you look just like a broken link to a picture of steve martin!

[Skulhedface]

So, wait, wait, wait a damn minute.

Something in this story just isn't adding up.

There's something I'm really having a problem buying, here....

There's a Kellychaos?

[MetalMilitia]

And he has a girlfriend????

These are crazy times we're living in.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Huck Finn taught me that my hairy chest will make me rich.

you're a fucking retard....

[kellychaos]

wow, kelly, you look just like a broken link to a picture of steve martin!

Georg Festrunk: It's okay, Cliff. Many American girls enjoy you, too. They enjoy your protruding buttocks all the time!

[Marc Summers]

I've known of way too many girl Kellys in my life so when I first saw your name I thought you were a woman :(
But now I know better :)

[The One and Only...]

you're a fucking retard....

You need to read the book.

[Sethomas]

No, I've read the book and I still think you're a retard.