FAUCK U!!!

[gorgecluny]

U HATE US ANIME FANS CUZ U R ALL IDIOTS WHO CANT SEE THE TRU ART IN IT!!!

[Emu]

so is that pronounced jee-orje or hore-hay

[gorgecluny]

FAUCK U VAMPIRE NAZI BITCH!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Anime is art. ROBOT SHE-MALE TENTACLE DILDO RAPE ART :x

[Marc Summers]

I believe only the robot she-male tentacle rape anime would fall under under that category.

[maggiekarp]

I saw a hentai picture that was really hard to see where the hell the penis udders were coming from.

And if George Clooney really liked anime, he'd know that vampires fight nazis >:

[ArrowX]

Vampires and nazis, thats probably some kind of anime where they fuck people then kill them and rape their bowls in space with bounty hunters that turn into wolves :O

[Xenogil]

Yep, it's called Hellsing.

[ArrowX]

I thought as much. Japanes ruin every Idea I have. There worse than Uwe Boll!

[King Hadas]

There worse than Uwe Boll!
BULLSHIT!!! >:

[maggiekarp]

Vampires and nazis, thats probably some kind of anime where they fuck people then kill them and rape their bowls in space with bounty hunters that turn into wolves :O

Strangely accurate. DO YOU WATCH ANIME???

[ArrowX]

How do YOU know it accurate?

[maggiekarp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/karp4sq.gif

[ArrowX]

Answer the QUESTION YOU STUPID PENGUIN!

[maggiekarp]

The answer was IMPLIED YOU STUPID KRAUT!


I know because I watched the cartoon because I read the comic because it was highly recommended.

[gorgecluny]

Anime is art. ROBOT SHE-MALE TENTACLE DILDO RAPE ART :x


DATS NOT WITH ALL ANIME FUACKARD!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, hello Mad Max. :rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

Do you constantly misspell FUCK by accident or do your parent forbid you from using such a cussword from within their house?

Btw, I only dabble in anime. None of that tentacle-rape for me, please. :posh

[ArrowX]

by dabble you mean Inuyasha and Wolfs Rain :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Hey Mad Max, do you like cake? Because I like cake. Just wondering.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

seriously cause that is dabblin :rolleyes



:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
:rolleyes wtf :rolleyes :rolleyes




:rolleyes






















:rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

by dabble you mean Inuyasha and Wolfs Rain :rolleyes

No I find those shows to be crap >:

I'm talking about shows like Monster >:

[Emu]

I want Uwe Boll to make an anime. And I am completely fucking serious about that.

[gorgecluny]

U HAV NO R3SPECT FOR PIOPLE LIKE PEOPLE HOO HAS DRUNK RELATIVES OR ANIME FANS AND WE ARE NOT GEEK!!!

[Marc Summers]

Every time you open your mouth you just make it worse for yourself. So stop >:

[gorgecluny]

U R ALL GAY FRIGGIN COMUNIST NOOB-FAUCKERS!!!

[MetalMilitia]

uh oh, this sounds pretty serious.

[mattstack]

communist....HELL YES!

fag? fraid not lets give it a few years

[Guitar Woman]

Every time you open your mouth you just make it worse for yourself. So stop >:
He didn't open his mouth it's the internet :rolleyes

Unless, of course, he says everything out loud as he types it. In which case he would be a fag.

[MetalMilitia]

mabey he likes to vocalise his posts so it sounds like a metal monologue as seen in movies. I know i do.

[Guitar Woman]

Gee Metal Militia you sure are a fag :rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

U R ALL GAY FRIGGIN COMUNIST NOOB-FAUCKERS!!!
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1959/borisnatasha3ye.gif

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Aneurysm]

U R ALL GAY FRIGGIN COMUNIST NOOB-FAUCKERS!!!

Shut the fuck up you capitalist pig. >:

[ArrowX]

hey guys. lets all gather togeather whith our guarenteed jobs and wages. Don't worry we don't have jobless and homeless people like SOME governments

[gorgecluny]

FAUCK YOU FAUCKERS FAUCK YOU!!! U HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE!!! FAUCK-

*Rips off mask*

You got PUNKED!!!

Yeah, it was me, Ashton, all along. And yeah, I'm adding an extra hour to my TV show. Yeah, cool, dude, man, whatever.

But I'll be back after watching that flaming plane falling to the ground, which will kill me after it crashes into the MTV headquarters. See ya, lamo-dudes!

[ArrowX]

lol
you mom caught you swearing on the internet didn't she.

[gorgecluny]

Yes, she did, because I'm a fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell. Did I mention that for an idiotic reason I like anime and types with everything on caps lock? I also say gibberish like 'FAUCK U NOOB!!! U R ONLY JEALOUS CUZ U HAV AN UNHAPPY LIFE, YOU PIG HOMPER'. Wow. I never knew that pig homper sounded like hamburger. Oh yeah, I also like tentacle rapes because I'm a horny 13 year old who jacks off to everything.

[Aneurysm]

Did I miss something?

[ArrowX]

whats your take on mutilation porn?

[Marc Summers]

I'd say somebody hacked your account, but then I realized, who would waste their time trying to destroy a reputation you don't have?

[gorgecluny]

Metal Milita wouldn't. He has better time than that. I'd say the one and only.

[King Hadas]

If that seriously is you MetalMilitia then I think a banning is in order.

[gorgecluny]

I said Metal Militia is didn't do it, I say! It is for sure the One and Only or Guitar Woman.

[MetalMilitia]

I have niether the time nor motivation to create a character as bad as georgecloony :rolleyes

[Blaber66]

U R ALL GAY FRIGGIN COMUNIST NOOB-FAUCKERS!!!
*Molests noob*

[Guitar Woman]

STOP MOLESTING THINGS YOU SICK BASTARD. :(

[Marc Summers]

Maybe he means molest as in "annoy" :/
But then again...

[Aneurysm]

Maybe he means molest as in "fag".

[gorgecluny]

FAUCK U! I BET 1 OF YOU FAUCKERS WENT AND HAKED MY THING! WELL THAT ISNT FUNNEE!!! THAT PROVES U ALL HATE ANIME 4 NO GOOD REASON YOU BASTARDS!!!

[Marc Summers]

I bet you're afraid to say the real thing...
Say it with me...
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
We will try again tomorrow.

[Blaber66]

*Molests anime*

[MetalMilitia]

...through the medium of tenticles

[gorgecluny]

FAUCK U!!! I CAN WRITE FUCK IF YOU WANT, YOU FUCKING GAY RETARDS.

[Blaber66]

*Molests gay retards*

[Aneurysm]

Shut the fuck up.

[Marc Summers]

gorge, have you met blaber? I think you two will get along wonderfully. Now run along and play, the grown-ups are talking about those INSUFFERABLE Backstreet Boys >:

[Aneurysm]

Are they still around?

[Blaber66]

*Molests gun*

[xbxDaniel]

Blaber has a lot of freetime on his hands. We can only wonder what he could molest next. Maybe the backstreet boys, or does Blaber have standards?

[Aneurysm]

Blaber.
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8784/rollbarf7aa.gif

[Blaber66]

Blaber.
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8784/rollbarf7aa.gif
Whoa, that should be my molesting buddy. *Molests rock with giant smiley face*

[gorgecluny]

STOP EET! IM SERIUS!!!! FUCK U

[Marc Summers]

http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/8703/ren3fx.jpg
You're making this too easy :rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

Are you guy's having an unfunny contest? Oh joy! :rave

You're making this too easy

Not as easy as your mom on a binge. :boob

Whoa, that should be my molesting buddy. *Molests rock with giant smiley face*

I bet you molest like a girl, a really smelly girl.

Ren is funny he does not belong here! >:

[Marc Summers]

Are you guy's having an unfunny contest? Oh joy! :rave

You're making this too easy

Not as easy as your mom on a binge. :boob

Whoa, that should be my molesting buddy. *Molests rock with giant smiley face*

I bet you molest like a girl, a really smelly girl.

Ren is funny he does not belong here! >:

IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER

[sublimeboy]

so faouktards yes anime kinda sucks but you got to admit the women in those have mighty bigggggg tits!


*molest fat horney gay homo butch chicks who have mowhawks*

[Pub Lover]

When you draw the breasts they can be as big as you want them, & the bigger you make them, the bigger a loser you are.

[Aneurysm]

Why watch anime at all? It takes away the precious time that could be spent wrapping your lips around a revolver.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Really, just leave. Obsessibe anime is bad (And anime in general, be it obsessive or not), and people like you are what makes this world so bad, destroying the economy by never leaving your house, never making any friends or getting a job, and sitting at home watching some bug-eyed freaks getting it on. It's obvious you're 13 or under. Please, leave. Otakus suck. And yes, you are a geek.

[ArrowX]

I'm going to eat your face and shit out a VHS copy of CasaBlanca

[Blaber66]

*Molests really smelly girl with big Smiley face*

[gorgecluny]

FUCK U!!! IM NOT 13 AT ALL!!! U R MAKIGN FUN OF PEOPLE 4 NOO REASON BECUZ I BET U R ALL SADISTIC GAY TREE FUCKERS!!! AND I HAVE FRENDS TOO, U STUPID PEOPL!!!

[Tramp In The Woods]

FUCK U!!! IM NOT 13 AT ALL!!! U R MAKIGN FUN OF PEOPLE 4 NOO REASON BECUZ I BET U R ALL SADISTIC GAY TREE FUCKERS!!! AND I HAVE FRENDS TOO, U STUPID PEOPL!!!

http://blogs.salon.com/0001075/images/stuff/yousuck.jpg

[Marc Summers]

Oh good someone who speaks his language :rave

[Bob the Angry Potato]

FUCK U!!! IM NOT 13 AT ALL!!! U R MAKIGN FUN OF PEOPLE 4 NOO REASON BECUZ I BET U R ALL SADISTIC GAY TREE FUCKERS!!! AND I HAVE FRENDS TOO, U STUPID PEOPL!!!

OK, I'll have to say you're about 11, 12 at most. 10's a bit young for being an otaku freak... Surprising.

Please, learn how to spell. That's a serious botchery of the English language.

[Guitar Woman]

If you had read the entire thread before posting, you would've learned that georgecluny is really Ashton Kutcher (or however the hell his name is spelled) and that we've all been PUNK'D.
Idiot.

[gorgecluny]

FUCK U!!! IM NOT ASHTUN!!! A GAY ASS FUCKER HAKED MI AKOUNT!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

Take is easy, gorgecluny. They're really good guys. Just calm down and they'll stop mocking you.

[xbxDaniel]

FUCK U!!! IM NOT ASHTUN!!! A GAY ASS FUCKER HAKED MI AKOUNT!!!

I can only wonder why someone would do that to you, of all people.

[gorgecluny]

PEPOL LIKE JON CLEMENT MAKS ANIME LUK BAD BI PUTING HIS DIK ON THE TV AND PREETEDNIGN TO HAV SEX WIZ THE CARACTERS!!! I FIDN ANIME LIK DAT PERVERTED!

[Jonathan Clement]

I don't either. I don't like hentai... Though, I certainly don't mind the occasional "Eye candy" ;)

[Bob the Angry Potato]

If you had read the entire thread before posting, you would've learned that georgecluny is really Ashton Kutcher (or however the hell his name is spelled) and that we've all been PUNK'D.
Idiot.

I thought it turned out someone hacked him... I did read it, actually. Sorry then.

[gorgecluny]

I don't either. I don't like hentai... Though, I certainly don't mind the occasional "Eye candy" ;)

PERV TV FUCKER...

[Blaber66]

*MOLESTS GORGLE SMITH WITH A RUBBER DUCK AND WHITEPIG* :wank :whitepig

[sadie]

i'm picturing gorge with a sombrero and a ukelele.

[kellychaos]

guitarron y vihuelas

[gorgecluny]

i'm picturing gorge with a sombrero and a ukelele.

IM NUT A PURSUN HOO IS MEXICAN!!! IM AMERCAN YOU GAY IDIUTS! AND DAT GY WAS CORRECT ABOUT ALL OF YOU MOLESING PIGS!!!

[sadie]

a black mask and a sword?

[Marc Summers]

He'd probably find a way to misspell the Z somehow :/

[ArrowX]

Not so much as misspell Z as have no controll ofver the sword and actually carve the Z into his enemies.....on second thought no, thats the coolest thing zorro could ever do >:

[Blaber66]

i'm picturing gorge with a sombrero and a ukelele.

IM NUT A PURSUN HOO IS MEXICAN!!! IM AMERCAN YOU GAY IDIUTS! AND DAT GY WAS CORRECT ABOUT ALL OF YOU MOLESING PIGS!!!
Sorry, I only wank off to them...but good idea. :wank :whitepig

[ArrowX]

Mexico rules except: Its people, economy, topography. >:

[gorgecluny]

Mexico rules except: Its people, economy, topography. >:

RACIST PEOPOL LIKE U MAKE MI SICK! DIS IS ANOTER REESON WY I HATE U GYS!

[ArrowX]

Ashot Cuchers Racist and you let him borrow your accout. Remember that one eppisode where he was all "Hey Dennis Hopper!, you got Punk'd you stupid gook!"

Seriously tho, mexico sucks.

[gorgecluny]

NO IT DOSNT!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

gorge, why are you getting mad at me? I'm DEFENDING you.

[gorgecluny]

BUT STIL U MAKE ANIME LUK BAD BI PUTTGIN YOUR PENIS ON THE TV AND PRETENDING TU HAV SEX WITH THE CHARACTERS AND I DONT LIKE PERVS

[Bob the Angry Potato]

gorge, why are you getting mad at me? I'm DEFENDING you.

Dude, just stop.

You're not welcome here, don't defend a 13 year old dweeb that probably isn't real.
Even people who like anime don't defend people who talk like that.
Besides, it's more likely we've just all been pranked by someone.
If I were you, I'd go to each forum site and press the "Log Off" button, remove them from your favorites, go outside and take up sports, after burning all your 'Manga' and Anime DVDs.
Please, do this for the rest of your fellow Canadians. We're disgusted by you too.

[ArrowX]

BUT STIL U MAKE ANIME LUK BAD BI PUTTGIN YOUR PENIS ON THE TV AND PRETENDING TU HAV SEX WITH THE CHARACTERS AND I DONT LIKE PERVS

:lol :(

[Guitar Woman]

Your avatar gives me conflicted feelings
on one hand I want to kill the crap out of you for using such a stupid image but on the other hand I want to laugh for the exact same reason >:

[Guitar Woman]

oh crap I got a page break now what I said won't make any sense goddamnit

[sadie]

shut up.

[Jonathan Clement]

BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!!! Anyway, I gotta shut this thing off to take with me tommorow. I gotta get up at 4:50 AM to catch the greyhound for Kelowna. I'm going to buy a 20G Zen.

[gorgecluny]

C?!? HE ALSO MAKES ANIME LUK BAD BIY MAKING NO SENS!!!

[Marc Summers]

I have this nagging feeling that you're just a character. Somehow, somewhere...

[Emu]

arrowx is that you

[Blaber66]

I have this nagging feeling that you're just a character. Somehow, somewhere...
Do you like ExtremeJesusFucker better? :)

[ArrowX]

I'm the only me Ive never made a character!

ExtremeJesusFucker was crap

I neet my counterpart sports so we can argue over nothig!

[Mike P]

Counterpart... or lover? Or, perhaps, was sports a character you created only in an attempt to make yourself look better, someone who you could finally best? Only he overshadowed you, and so you did away with him. Hm?

[ArrowX]

hells no son. I like to think of sports as my, intelectual rival on these boards.

[Mike P]

hells no son. I like to think of sports as my, intelectual rival on these boards.

First of all, I am not your son. I doubt you could produce anything by yourself, let alone with a woman.

Second, if sports is your intellectual rival on these boards, you must really be dumb as a rock.

[ArrowX]

WEST SIDE!

[Mike P]

Touché.

[ArrowX]

Yo betta recognise!

[Blaber66]

I'm the only me Ive never made a character!

ExtremeJesusFucker was crap

I neet my counterpart sports so we can argue over nothig!
FUCKER. ExtremeJesusFucker was the best character ever. Infact, he deserves his own board here. :wank :whitepig

[ArrowX]

Shut up Fartinmowoler

[Blaber66]

Shut up Fartinmowoler
Shut up Guitar Woman. :wank :whitepig

[ArrowX]

You dont' even get it do you?

[Blaber66]

You dont' even get it do you?
I get it as much as your dad does, not a lot. :( :wank :whitepig

[ArrowX]

you know posting right under me doens't require the use of a quote. Jeesh even I know that.

[Blaber66]

you know posting right under me doens't require the use of a quote. Jeesh even I know that.
I know that. :wank :whitepig

[gorgecluny]

SHUT THE FUCKK UP!!! DIS FREAD WAS FOR SOING YOU HOW GOOD ANIME IS NOT TU INSULMT EACH OTHER U GAY TREE FUCKERS!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay, calm down.

[gorgecluny]

AND WY SOULD I OBAY A PERVERTED GUY?!? AND I SAW SOME OF YOUR PUSTS AND I FOUND OUT DAT U ARE A FREEKY RELIJOUS GUY!!! NO ONDER EVERIONE HATES YOU!

[Blaber66]

George Cunt, please keep up the good work. I invited all of my friends to read this, and it's a big hit! I'm going to put it all on a DVD, and sell it for big bucks. Oh, and George...we're not jealous about you screwing your neighbor's oak tree.
:wank :whitepig

[ArrowX]

Seriously I love gorgecluny! Hes like a combination of exploitives that began to function as a single entitie.

[Jonathan Clement]

I suppose I can see why you make this parody. But people like georce cluny just obviously really love anime. When you make websites like this, it's like calling their wife a whore.

[Guitar Woman]

eew I bet she has the clap :x

[ArrowX]

:lol :(

Shut up Jonathan go sodomize your children. Oh wait you don't have any.

[Jonathan Clement]

You used: Prayer Potion, Weapon Poison.

[ArrowX]

Because shut up.

[gorgecluny]

SHUT THE FUCK PU GYS!!! IM SERIUS YOU GAY FAT COKSUKERS!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!!!

[gorgecluny]

U TOO RETURD!!!

[Blaber66]

sorry couldnt hear you

[blackwar12]

Wow! I never knew how dumb anime fans can get.

[Jonathan Clement]

So, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!

[gorgecluny]

FUK UFF AND STOP MAKONG US LUK BAD!!!

[blackwar12]

learn to spell kid. all i'm seeing from you is jibberish and nothing logical to say. tell ya what why don't you go get your little anime loving friends and get some damn grammer and spelling lessons. you're making yourself look bad.

[Jonathan Clement]

ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL!

[Emu]

You're all fucking vomiting retards.

[Jonathan Clement]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWP!!! :puke

[Guitar Woman]

Damn, even your onomotopoeia is retarded

[Marc Summers]

http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/2353/dicharacterflyguykfccolonel9ah.jpg

Hey everyone come on down for some good ol' Kentucky Fried Chicken! Kernel's got a hankerin' for some breasts (chicken, that is!) So don't be shy, COME ON IN for some bible-belt home-style cookin' that you won't soon forget (no retards)! And don't mind the Kernel, I'll just sit in the corner watchin' those healthy young boys eatin' up reaaaal good...

[gorgecluny]

FUCK U GYS!!! U R ALL INTERNT ABUSERS MEANING U R ALL RETARDED GEEKS HOOLL NEVER GET A GURLFREND! I HAV WON AND SHE LOVES AND UNDERSTANDS!!! GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG TREE FUCKERS!

[Marc Summers]

Whoa you've got our number! You saw right through the smokescreen for what it really is: a lesbian dating service for the Republican Party.

[Blaber66]

FUCK U GYS!!! U R ALL INTERNT ABUSERS MEANING U R ALL RETARDED GEEKS HOOLL NEVER GET A GURLFREND! I HAV WON AND SHE LOVES AND UNDERSTANDS!!! GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG TREE FUCKERS!
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm too busy killing them all. :wank :whitepig

[sadie]

hi, gorge!

[gorgecluny]

IM SERIUS U GAY PIG FUCKERS I DO HAVE A GIRLFREND AND THAT GAY ASS RETARD HAS NO GURL SO THERE!!! U GAY PIGG ASS HOMO TREE FUCKERS!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

YOU'RE A HOMO, GEORGE CLUNY!!! FUCK FACE RETARD!!! WEAR A CONDOM NEXT TIME YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER, YOU FAT FUCK!!!

[ArrowX]

JESUS CHRIST! THIS THREAD MAKES ME LOOK GOOD!

[blackwar12]

Tell me about it.....

considering a preschooler can spell better then this retard.

[Yggdrasill]

I hope this works!

http://www.modelhelicopters.co.uk/acatalog/ZAP71.JPG

[Marc Summers]

Yes. Please euthanize this thread. I BEG OF YOU.

[Jonathan Clement]

KINKY! :troutslap

[gorgecluny]

YOU'RE A HOMO, GEORGE CLUNY!!! FUCK FACE RETARD!!! WEAR A CONDOM NEXT TIME YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER, YOU FAT FUCK!!!

CALLING ME A HUMO? AT LEAST IM NOT A GAY PERVERYTED PERSON WHO GOT HIS PENUS STUK IN THE TV!!! AND I WRIT LIK DIS BECUZ IT IS FASTER!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Only if you're a fag :rolleyes

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Hey, Guitar Woman?
Didn't you call me an idiot because I thought he was an idiot, and you told me we'd been 'punk'd'?
Christ, some people are hypocrites.
If I'm wrong, just tell me. I haven't had any coffee today, and haven't slept in a while.

[Guitar Woman]

I think you're both idiots. Idiot.

[Jonathan Clement]

YES! YOU'RE A HOMO, GEORGE CLUNY! YOU GOT YOUR DICK STUCK IN THE TV! YOU'RE A HOMO! HOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHO!!!

[Marc Summers]

I guess it turns out that BOTH Jon & Jonathan Clement were characters. Not that it matters or anything :/

[ArrowX]

This thread is like breaking a kittens legs and jaw, then making it stay alive.

[Lycoris]

Alright, first I want to say, I made this account just to reply to this thread. o-o My friend showed me this going 'some anime fans are retards' it's sad how true it is in this case.

Just to note, I’m not going to be rude and I don’t want to provoke anyone. People are entitled to their own opinion, and here's mine.

One, listen 'gorge' you make truly dedicated anime fans look bad. You don't need to make a big fuss about it. Two, notice the name of this site? 'I-mockery' hmmm... perhaps this site mocks everything ever made? If you want to complain about people who dislike anime, you've come to the wrong place because they won't give a shit. An anime fan shouldn't care either, if they do like it that's cool, if they don't, oh well- it's not our problem. Like I said people are entitled to their own opinion and if people don’t like it, that's their opinion. If you don’t get this, well that isn't my problem.

Now bash me if you want. Honestly, I’ll just laugh and point out how low you've gone.

And that's it... I guess.

[Chojin]

The original credo of the site was to make fun of things that people take too seriously, and the message board is an extension of that.

All in all, this thread is pretty much exactly what the boards were designed to produce, so trying to reason with the idiots baited by it isn't going to accomplish much.

But here you are, taking his response too seriously and here I am, taking yours too seriously. OH GOD, MY LIFE IS A LIE

[Lycoris]

hah, figured as much. But still, he making such a big fuss about it. one side of me is laughs my ass off the other makes me want to smack that bastard. and lets just say the side that wanted to smack him won and i had to post something xD;;

yup, life is just a big fat horny lie

woo

[gorgecluny]

U C I NO DAT THIS WEBSITE IS A JOK BUT IT EES OFFESIVE!!! YOU GAY FAT PIG FUCKERS!!! YOU SHOULD TAKE IT DON!!!

[Guitar Woman]

I just noticed that your name isn't george
>:

[Lycoris]

U C I NO DAT THIS WEBSITE IS A JOK BUT IT EES OFFESIVE!!! YOU GAY FAT PIG FUCKERS!!! YOU SHOULD TAKE IT DON!!!

what an angry child...

[Jonathan Clement]

Time to put my new animated .gif to it's first job...


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/bjjo.gif

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I don't get it :(

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Pretend this isn't here.

[Emu]

are you reciting leviticus or something

[sadie]

hi, gorge!

[gorgecluny]

Time to put my new animated .gif to it's first job...


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/bjjo.gif

FUCK U AND DAT GAY LUKING GY DAT MAKES ANIME FNAS LUK BAD!!! U 2 MUST WATCH OUT IMOCKERY PEOLPE BECUZ U SHULD TAKE DOWN DRUNK DRIVERS AGISNT ANIME FANS BECUS IM OFFEND!!! U GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG FUCKERS!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

FUCK U AND DAT GAY LUKING GY DAT MAKES ANIME FNAS LUK BAD!!! U 2 MUST WATCH OUT IMOCKERY PEOLPE BECUZ U SHULD TAKE DOWN DRUNK DRIVERS AGISNT ANIME FANS BECUS IM OFFEND!!! U GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG FUCKERS!!!

Well, You're obviously not going to get anything done about it with THAT attitude.

Also, in the .gif, I'm saying "Beef jerky jerk off".

[Guitar Woman]

are you reciting leviticus or something
He's obviously mastrubating furiously to trigun

[Bob the Angry Potato]

FUCK U AND DAT GAY LUKING GY DAT MAKES ANIME FNAS LUK BAD!!! U 2 MUST WATCH OUT IMOCKERY PEOLPE BECUZ U SHULD TAKE DOWN DRUNK DRIVERS AGISNT ANIME FANS BECUS IM OFFEND!!! U GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG FUCKERS!!!

Well, You're obviously not going to get anything done about it with THAT attitude.

Also, in the .gif, I'm saying "Beef jerky jerk off".

Sir...

You DISGUST me.
At least the other guy's about 12. You're what, 17?
I think you've outgrown this.

Oh, funny story,
I was walking down North End Halifax early Hallowe'en (about 4 O'Clock), coming back from the local Army Navy Surplus with my new CADPAT BDUs, patrol cap, assassin gloves, balaclava, and other nice items for my next bush trip/op.
On the way back, I passed two anime nerds with bright pink hair (For fun, I was wearing a CF gas mask. Can't remember why, my friend thought it was funny). I started yelling "Hey, anime freaks! Sick of getting off to Inu Yasha?" and other various nasty comments (I think I was partially wasted that day. Can't remember.)
After insulting the hell out of them (One was breaking down crying), I yelled after them (as to quote the amazing move 'The Warriors'), "We rule the street, suckaz!!!" as loud as I could through the gas mask, which sounded quite funny (As if it was coming through an old radio or something).

Shows how much of a heartless bastard I am.

Cheers,
Nate

[Jonathan Clement]

First of all, I'm 15, second, I think you're making up that story. I think what really happened is the anime fans kicked the ever lovin' shit outta ya.

[Chojin]

jon, i invite you to the 2005 mock wars.

Information: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=19791

Sign up: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=19857

[Emu]

That would be magical. He'd get my vote every time.*

*not really

[Bob the Angry Potato]

First of all, I'm 15, second, I think you're making up that story. I think what really happened is the anime fans kicked the ever lovin' shit outta ya.

Actually, no.
They were such whiny bastards, they couldn't.
And, how could they have kicked the shit out of someone who for one, has 3 years of self-defence CF training, who happened to be carrying 3 knives on him at the time?
They couldn't, they were skinny bastards who could barely carry themselves.
You're 15? Wow, I thought you were 7.

[maggiekarp]

That's very douchebaggy of you :/

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Indeed.
I'm an asshole.

[Jonathan Clement]

No. I'm pretty sure you got the crap kicked out of you.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Wanna prove it, fatty?
Come over here. I’ll give you my address if you want. You live in the same country as me, I don’t see how it’s a problem, is it? I’ll be waiting, bring any amount of weapons you want. I’ll take you down single-handed.
Anime nerds can’t take down soldiers, especially two skinny anime nerds with pink hair walking by a guy in CF BDUs, carrying a rifle case, walking with 3 sports buddies.
Two people who’ve never played a sport in their lives can’t take a hockey/Airsoft playing guy with Canadian Forces training, along with his football and hockey buddies.

[gorgecluny]

FUCK ALL OF U!!! I FUCKIN CAN DEEFEET U ALL EVEN U BOB U GAY ASS HOMO RETARD TREE FUCKER!!!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Yes... I hereby want you to come over and fight me.
Bring any weapon you want, and 2 friends.
See you here, if you think you can "PWNZORS U wit my 1337 AWP SKILLZ!11! OMGBBQWAFFLES!!!111!!!1one!1"
That is, if you aren't just someone pulling a prank on us, which went too far. I'll admit, though, it had us all riled up, but I think it's time to drop it...

[King Hadas]

Invite means Jon gets to enter the tournament free right Chojin, because if this thread seriously was a round in the mock war then Jon Clement would have won my vote hands down. I'm not saying this to be cute or sarcastic or any of the dumb shit, I am completely serious when I say I want Jon to enter the tournamnet just to see how well he'd do. I know most the people he fought in this thread are just small town punks but still, I believe in him!

EDIT: hahahaha, Bob has been annihilated so badly by Jon that he's using the desperate Titty Artist defense to try and safe face. Jon, you gotta enter the Mock wars, you just gotta!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Wow... that was stupid.
Very, VERY stupid.
Actually, no, I'm challenging him because in his own site, he said he'd beat my head in until I went into a coma, then when I woke up beat me again. Bullshit.
Obviously, a 19 year old with CF Reservist training, a gun collection and 3 years of self-defense isn't going to take that.
I honestly think that was sarcasm...

[King Hadas]

No, I'm being completely serious.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Come to his site, then...
I bet he cries himself to sleep after the shit we put him through.

[King Hadas]

Yeah, I bet he's shaking in his boots after hearing how you beat up one skinny anime fan with ten years of CEF training and 20 or so knifes, your such a beast :lol

[ziggytrix]

MOCK WAR JON, if you haven't already responded it's not too late... signup ends tonight.


Come on man, how many other people got FREE INVITES?

[Bob the Angry Potato]

GRAR!
I eat babies!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/BobtheAngryPotato/JC.jpg
My younger brother made that. Thought it was worth posting, it made me chuckle a bit.
It's a bit small, but you should be able to make it out.
Check out the rest of the gallery while you're at it, it's the only really-low quality thing there.

[Jonathan Clement]

Shut up, you stink!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Shut up?
You mean, 'stop typing'.

[blackwar12]

lol dumbass lost his spotlight.

[ArrowX]

HOW THE HELL DID THIS THREAD GET PAST PAGE 2!?

[sadie]

i think bob needs to get baked.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Already done, man, already done.

[sadie]

hi, gorge!

[Jonathan Clement]

You can't really blame gorge. Some people do things they can't controll.

[gorgecluny]

IM JUS AKIN FOR THE UFENDING WEBSIT3S TO BE TAKN DOWN U GAY ASS PIG FUKERS!!! ALSO JONATHAN CLEMENT MUST BE RETAERD BECUZ HE CANT SPELL CONTROL BECUZ HE IS A HOME COMUNIST FAG!!!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

I side with Gorge, despite the obvious mispellings and CS kiddy speak.
I don't believe it's serious, yet I agree with a lot of his views (Minus anime, just his Clement bashing. That's the best bit).

[blackwar12]

U HAV NO R3SPECT FOR PIOPLE LIKE PEOPLE HOO HAS DRUNK RELATIVES OR ANIME FANS AND WE ARE NOT GEEK!!!yeah you have to be half assed smart to be a geek and you are far from being smart so if you're anything then handy retard would fit your profile well.

[sadie]

thank god for the period.