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MetalMilitia
Sep 20th, 2005, 10:01 AM
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12897

:eek

Esuohlim
Sep 20th, 2005, 01:41 PM
I use a knife to cut my pizza and I've never complained or thought about how much easier it could be but diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks I always say

Pub Lover
Sep 20th, 2005, 10:56 PM
:eek
Whatever happened to your fingers, you stupid Morris Dancer? >:

ziggytrix
Sep 21st, 2005, 11:15 AM
i wanna eat my pizza with a fork, i'll get a calzone

Dupes
Sep 21st, 2005, 05:19 PM
Don't they eat Pizza with forks and knives in various parts of Europe? I remember when I was on a vacation in Italy, people were giving me the dirtiest looks because they saw the sterotypical American picking that greasy slab of Pizza with his hands as he shoved it down his throat. I wonder if this little device would sell good there. Could you imagine cutting the bottom of your lip with this thing?

Sacks
Sep 21st, 2005, 06:43 PM
Don't they eat Pizza with forks and knives in various parts of Europe? I remember when I was on a vacation in Italy, people were giving me the dirtiest looks because they saw the sterotypical American picking that greasy slab of Pizza with his hands as he shoved it down his throat. I wonder if this little device would sell good there. Could you imagine cutting the bottom of your lip with this thing?

They eat with forks and knives in Chicago too, but thats because the pizza is so god damn thick. Also, I don't think anyone shoves a fork that far into their mouth.

Dupes
Sep 21st, 2005, 08:13 PM
I'm sure people will somehow hurt themselves with this device somehow. Didn't know about cutting pizza in Chicago, as I've never been to the Windy City. But the closest thing to Chicago style pizza is the local Uno's resteraunt, and most of the clowns in there are always using their hands. I'll straighten them out next time I go there and force them to buy one of these.

xbxDaniel
Sep 21st, 2005, 08:21 PM
Around here pizza is not regarded as good food. In the occasion I do manage to get a slice, I eat with hands. Damn you Colonel.

Aneurysm
Sep 21st, 2005, 08:53 PM
If anyone ever bought this, it would seem like a good idea for like ten minutes then noone would ever use it again. They would end up just going back to the knife.

xbxDaniel
Sep 21st, 2005, 08:55 PM
The thing looks like it would make a fine weapon.

Sacks
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:11 PM
http://mileskimball.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=8397&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=4&iSubCat=15&iProductID=8397

What the fuck? Seriously, this is fucking dumb.

Pub Lover
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:34 PM
Yeah, the Taco holder is dumb as they now make flat bottomed shells. :rolleyes

Sethomas
Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:28 PM
When I lived in Chicago, I ate stuffed pizza with my hands because I'm barbarian. Only non-Chicagoans call it "deep dish".

Maverick Zero Unit
Nov 26th, 2005, 11:47 PM
New York pizza is the best. I dont care what you people say.

xbxDaniel
Nov 27th, 2005, 12:14 AM
New York pizza is the best. I dont care what you people say.

Does anybody care about what anybody says here? I'm glad we have origional thinkers like you Maverick.

GADZOOKS
Nov 27th, 2005, 05:07 AM
I'm sure people will somehow hurt themselves with this device somehow. Didn't know about cutting pizza in Chicago, as I've never been to the Windy City. But the closest thing to Chicago style pizza is the local Uno's resteraunt, and most of the clowns in there are always using their hands. I'll straighten them out next time I go there and force them to buy one of these.

Aww dammit, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

and GET BENT maverick.

Mr. Fugo
Nov 27th, 2005, 04:08 PM
I'd probably hurt myself pretty bad on that thing