JESUS SAYS NO FUCKING!!

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

JESUS SAYS IF A MAN AND MAN/GIRL ARE TO PLAY WITH SOCKETS WE WILL ARE TO DIE!!!! JESUS AND DOMO-KUN AND ME ARE ONLY FUCKERS IN HEAVEN!!!!

[xbxDaniel]

Soooo you only fuck Domo-kun and Jesus in heaven. I'm assuming you're the woman in the relationship.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

WE'RE JESUS AND ME ARE MEN AND DOMO-KUN THING!!! WE FUCK TENDER ASS

[xbxDaniel]

Yours? I wouldn't brag about a tender ass. That's just me though.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

Yours? I wouldn't brag about a tender ass. That's just me though.
MY ASS NO TENDER!!! IT BLEEDS WITH HOLY JESUS PENSI

[xbxDaniel]

Pensi. Is that like Tai chi?

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

Pensi. Is that like Tai chi?
IT'S JESUS'S MIGHTY PENIS' NAMES

[Gurlugon]

Shut up, fag

[CaptainBubba]

THIS JESUS FELLA REALLY SEEMS TO BE DOWN WITH THE REBELIOUS AND WILD HUMOR VIBE THAT FILLS THIS FORUM WITH OH SO MUCH ROWDINESS.

[ArrowX]

What If jesus fucks me in the ass do I go to heaven then?

HEY AOA YOUR NOT GONNA BELEIVE THIS!

[Shyandquietguy]

I somewhat have a thought as to where this faggot came from. Anyways, a funny visual about this guy, he would be pounded by a bull while drinking a cup filled with STDs for a month straight if it weren't for his moral barriers

[Dole]

mundane jesus fucker

[Dr. Boogie]

Banned Jesus Fucker.

[HickMan]

awww shucks

[Womti]

there is no god ^_^ i stopped worrying about him when i was 12.

[Rosenstern]

This thread died a dishonorable death many months ago, womti. Please never bump up a thread like that ever again. :explode

[The Retro Kat]

Died a dishonorable death...LIKE JESUS.

[Womti]

im sorry....im new to this blog so i have no way of knowing what has been executed so far.

[Skulhedface]

Now if only Jesus had said "No Posting", this thread would be approximately 55% more fag-free.

[Sethomas]

It makes me sad that there are people who think this is a "blog".

[maggiekarp]

Well, it is Loveline...

[Seven Force]

It makes me sad that there are people who think this is a "blog".

Is it worse than that idiot who called individual threads "forums"? I thought that was pretty stupid.

[Sethomas]

Yes, because a "forum" is in the message board class, whereas blogging is a totally different phylum.

But yes, stupidity abounds.

[Ivan Raged]

There is only one God......CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!!!! may his roundhouse kick be swift and painful to all his followers

[Jixby Phillips]

nman this character sucks

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm sucing a dick right now HELP

[Jixby Phillips]

I hate that character

[Jixby Phillips]

right?

[SlyBattery]

I thought your only god was some pig named Old Major. Sorry all the Russian history I know I learned from Animal Farm. What society is run by animals, anyways? No wonder you failed.

[Jixby Phillips]

jesus says no fucking

[executioneer]

fucking no, says jesus

[SuperChicken]

Jesus is just insecure because he has a foot fetish and likes being nailed up to wooden boards. It was very hard to have a foot fetish and like weird bondage in Biblical times. He also had a small penis, as symbolised by the cross which is totally compensating for something.

[Rosenstern]

Hey! What the fuck is "SAUEKRAUT"?!

[SuperChicken]

That word that I obviously can't spell properly.

[executioneer]

guys guys guys, you're forgetting something important:

shut it

[Ivan Raged]

I thought your only god was some pig named Old Major. Sorry all the Russian history I know I learned from Animal Farm. What society is run by animals, anyways? No wonder you failed.


That was the old god of kickass (we are a polytheistic commune) until we all saw Walker:Texas ranger on an old TV someone found. We thought that this was a message from our god of awesome so when we turned it on the first thing we see is Walker and he became the honored god of gods.

[GADZOOKS]

Youn know you were actually better when you pretended to be a stupid boxer.

But even then you were the PITS :lol

[Ivan Raged]

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