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thebiggameover
Sep 23rd, 2005, 03:25 PM
forgive my shitty spelling...

so this chick i work with and the dude she gonna mary are real big drinkers. like if drinking was a sport, they would be a die-na-sty. but last night she got so drunk at the bar her dude had to take her home, and my girlfriend gave him a ride back to his motorcycle because he didnt want to leave it at the bar.

anyway, in the car ride he was asking about tam-ponds, and finaly fesed up to why he was asking about them. i guess this girl was on the rag and he didnt want her to get the toxic schok deal, and well this is what love is...

LOVE IS PULLING OUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TAMPON BECASUE SHE IS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT HERSELF.....
Aneurysm
Sep 23rd, 2005, 04:50 PM
Delicious.
DeadKennedys
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:35 PM
So? It's not that gross...
Sethomas
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:37 PM
Ewwww a guy looked at a girl's vagina.
Dr. Boogie
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:26 PM
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Aneurysm
Sep 24th, 2005, 02:05 PM
Girls are icky.
Schimid
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:54 PM
That's nothing.

Once I had my girlfriend over and she had to change her tampon, so she tried to flush it down the toilet. Only, that was the week our toilet didn't work.

I actually reached into it, grabbed it and threw it in the trash. She was pissed off at me.

:posh
Aneurysm
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:16 PM
Winner.

Extra points if the toilet had pee in it.
HickMan
Sep 25th, 2005, 09:54 PM
thats sick you sick
Aneurysm
Sep 26th, 2005, 04:54 PM
I'm not saying I'd do it.
ArrowX
Oct 1st, 2005, 03:26 AM
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

You own my soul Dr.
neojester12
Oct 5th, 2005, 05:17 PM
You know it isn't actually blood, right?

It's recycled cells
ziggytrix
Oct 5th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Yeah, blood cells, mostly. :rolleyes
Aneurysm
Oct 6th, 2005, 05:09 PM
8th grade health class, neo.
Chojin
Oct 6th, 2005, 06:58 PM
isn't it mostly uteran wall lining? (so, yes, blood)
glowbelly
Oct 6th, 2005, 08:37 PM
it's ketchup, dudes.
Chojin
Oct 6th, 2005, 10:04 PM
and plant food, i hear.
Comrade Rocket
Oct 6th, 2005, 10:58 PM
Transmission fluid

toyota red
Emu
Oct 7th, 2005, 11:51 AM
The lubrication that women experience during sex is actually made of the clear part of blood (plasma.) :rolleyes
Comrade Rocket
Oct 7th, 2005, 09:57 PM
i once spilled transmission fluid on my hands and i ran around pretending i killed someone.
sadie
Oct 7th, 2005, 11:34 PM
gross-out forum.
Schimid
Oct 7th, 2005, 11:46 PM
The lubrication that women experience during sex is actually made of the clear part of blood (plasma.) :rolleyes

lol.

i should put that shit in a gun.
maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2005, 12:12 AM
So lesbians are psuedo-vampires :o
kellychaos
Oct 8th, 2005, 10:41 AM
Count Snatchula :(
mischief
Oct 11th, 2005, 07:29 PM
i've always wondered what the for real kind of love is
ArrowX
Oct 11th, 2005, 10:12 PM
Bend over and lets find out.
Archduke Tips
Oct 12th, 2005, 09:19 PM
Bend over and lets find out.

When you bend over the space robot prisoners sodomize you.
Aneurysm
Oct 12th, 2005, 10:12 PM
Well that isn't very professional of them.