Nightmares Question

[Archduke Tips]

I've had nightmares every night for a long time now. How do I make them go away?

On the plus side I write down the really "good" ones and I bet one day they could make a damn scary movie.

[Emu]

Nightmares aren't something you can just make "go away," really. Nightmares usually result as a consequence of chronic stress and/or improper diet. I found that after I cut caffiene out of my diet I stopped having nightmares and slept a lot better.

[The One and Only...]

You just need to turn your nightmares around.

For example, say you're being smothered to death between two waffles. Well, why not just make them cunt waffles?


Mmmm. Vagina. Hey, nothing is out of reach in your dreams, right? Right.

[Esuohlim]

OH SURE NOTHING IS SEXIER THAN CUNT WAFFLES

[King Hadas]

Real men aren't afraid of waffles

[Archduke Tips]

Last night I didn't have a nightmare. Or at least I didn't remember it when I woke up!
Hooray!!!!

[Shyandquietguy]

OAO wants to marry a giant Amazonness if he can get his hands on one.

[SUFFER]

i hear the best cure for nighmares is drinking everything under the sink in the kitchen !!

[Ivan Raged]

punch yourself in the crotch and then dream of me. I dont give nightmares I give Eternities of pain!

[Wiffle Bat]

buy one of those dream catchers ~