Guitar Woman

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ghosterchick.jpg

OH NO YOU CAME INTO A HAUNTED THREAD THIS THREAD IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST!!!!!!!!!

:eek


QUICK I KNOW WHAT TO DO I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL ON TV

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/555.jpg

I HOPE YOU HAVE A PHONE :rolleyes

[Bell E. Laffs]

whut a bitch, and I mean that in the ghostliest way.

[Bell E. Laffs]

You know spooks are black people, so guitar woman is a ghost that loves spooks :eek

[Marc Summers]

Wtf Bell you make 3 or more topics AND double/triple posted in each of them AND double/triple posted in existing ones.
We get it. You're back.

[Sam]

EXCUSE ME THIS IS NOT A THREAD FOR JERKS TO COME GAY IT ALL UP IT'S MY PERSONAL VENDETTA THREAD AND IT'S PURELY FOR MY PERSONAL VENDETTA SO KINDLY REMOVE YOURSELVES >:

[Marc Summers]

Doesn't going on a vendetta mean you kinda have to be a jerk yourself? JERK >:

[Esuohlim]

Go wash your hands, Marc.

[Comrade Rocket]

DONT CROSS THE BEAMS! :O

[Sam]

YAY COMMRADE ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Comrade Rocket]

Switch Dingo: did hyou see my awsome ghost
Wooshiisgod: YES
Wooshiisgod: I LIKED THE VAGINA
Switch Dingo: it's all bleedy
Switch Dingo: just like in real life
Wooshiisgod: :O
Switch Dingo: trust me i know, I've seen plenty

[nothing4buddha]

trigger :eek

[Schimid]

TRIGGER :D

[Sam]

TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY!!!!

PS HE CAME BACK BECAUSE I TOLD HIM TOO >:

[Comrade Rocket]

I.E. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

[ItalianStereotype]

don't cross the STREAMS

[Aneurysm]

Golden or otherwise?

[Sam]

I'm still waiting for that she-devil to heed my challenge and answer my call for combat. >:

[ArrowX]

Did they go back and capure the ghost in the Library?

[Sam]

AHEM >:

[Sam]

I'M NOT LETTING THIS GO I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW IT'S DO OR DIE MOTHERFUCKER >:

[Sam]

GUITAR WOMAN IS AFRAID OF MY DEADLY CHALLENGE AND SHE THINKS SHE IS GOING TO COMPETE IN THE MOCK WARS YEAH RIGHT THERE ARE GUYZ THERE WHO WILL BRING IT HARDER THEN THE HARDEST HARD AND I'M NOT EVEN A QUARTER AS GOOD AS THEM SO SHE'S DOOMED.

YOU HEAR ME BITCH FUCKING DOOMED.

[Guitar Woman]

YEAH WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT BEING A FAG PUSSY BITCH AND RUNNING AWAY LIKE A SISSY LITTLE GIRLY-GIRL I THINK THAT'S WORTH SOMETHING

[Sam]

OH YEAH IT'S SO MUCH BETTER TO COWER IN A LITTLE CORNER CRYING BECAUSE OF THE OVER WHELMING FEAR OF BEING DESTROYED THEN TRYING TO FACE THE UNMERCIFUL SLAUGHTER OF A THOUSAND ANGUISHES AND DECIDING AT THE LAST MINUTE THAT YOU LEFT YOUR EZ BAKE OVEN ON AND YOU NEED TO GO TURN IT OFF BEFORE IT SETS FIRE TO YOUR BARBIE COLLECTION >:

[Guitar Woman]

I DON'T PLAY WITH BARBIES

[Sam]

THE DAMN YOU DON'T YOU LITTLE PINK THINGIE >:

[Sam]

YOU TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND YOU TOUCH THEIR SMOOTH PLASTIC SKIN AND YOU MOAN EXCITEDLY AS YOU RUB BARBIE AND KEN TOGETHER SO FAST THAT THEY MAKE SOME KIND OF PLASTIC SPARKS

[Guitar Woman]

THIS THREAD JUST GOT HAWT

[Sam]

YEAH GUITAR WOMAN YOU OBVIOUSLY CANNOT HANDLE A MOCKWAR BATTLE OF THIS MAGNITUDE SO IF YOU WANT TO FOREFIET THEN THAT IS TOUGH SHIT I AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL YOU ARE IN THE GROUND OR AT LEAST IN THE GROUND MOMENTARILY BEFORE SOMEONE DIGS YOUR STILL WARM CORPSE OUT OF THE GROUND SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU OR IF LIKE THE MORTICIAN GUY COPPED A FEEL ON YOU OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE I"M GOING WITH THIS I JUST COULDN'T STOP EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE A LOT EARLIER :tear

[Guitar Woman]

The only reason I can't compete with you is because i am doubled over in hysterics

[Sam]

IS THAT SARCASM? I CAN'T TELL UNLESS YOU USE THE :ROLLEYES E-MOTE :(

[Guitar Woman]

No it wasn't, you are lolarious.
But I should have left you wondering if it was sarcasm or not and exploited that weakness throughout the rest of the fight.
I obviously have to work on me technique before the 6th rolls around :(

[Marc Summers]

C'mon guys...
What would the goths think if they saw this >:
http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/9531/teehee1sb.jpg
Oh shit nvm then :x

[Sam]

AHEM AS PREVIOUSLY POSTED ONE PAGE BACK :

EXCUSE ME THIS IS NOT A THREAD FOR JERKS TO COME GAY IT ALL UP IT'S MY PERSONAL VENDETTA THREAD AND IT'S PURELY FOR MY PERSONAL VENDETTA SO KINDLY REMOVE YOURSELVES >:

THIS RULE IS STILL IN EFFECT SO VACATE THESE PREMISES IF YOU'D LIKE TO START A STUPID LITTLE JERK OFF FEST PLEASE MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD FOR IT AND STOP THUMPING YOUR TODDLER COCK IN MY JUSTICE BATTLE >:

[Guitar Woman]

OH HO WAGING A JUSTICE BATTLE NOW ARE WE

[Sam]

IT'S BEEN A JUSTICE BATTLE FROM DAY ONE WHEN I FIRST CHALLENGED YOU TO ENTER THE LION'S DEN AND YOU REFUSED WITH YOUR UNBRAVE CHICKENNESS

[Guitar Woman]

NO I JUST DIDN'T BOTHER TO CLICK ON THE THREAD BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY SEEN A HUNDRED MILLION GUITAR WOMAN THREADS THAT DAY

[Marc Summers]

STOP THUMPING YOUR TODDLER COCK >:
I'M SURE YOUR BRAIN WAS LIKE BOB BARKER AFTER A NIGHT OF ROUGH SEX WITH HIS MAN-SLAVE HE PICKED UP AT A GAY BAR WHERE THE PEOPLE HAVE LISPS AND CALL YOU SWEET CHEEKS WHEN THEY HAND YOU A MAI-TAI WITH LEMON AND A LITTLE PAPER UMBRELLA WITH ORIENTAL DESIGNS ON IT AFTER TRYING TO TYPE THAT SENTENCE WITH ONE HAND YOU PEDO >:

[Sam]

NO I JUST DIDN'T BOTHER TO CLICK ON THE THREAD BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY SEEN A HUNDRED MILLION GUITAR WOMAN THREADS THAT DAY

SUBCONSCIOUSLY YOU KNEW THE PAIN AND ANGUISH THAT YOUR SOUL WOULD HAVE TO ENDURE IF YOU ENTERED SAID THREAD

[Guitar Woman]

ONLY BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING GHOST PIC WAS IN IT

[Sam]

You fear it. >:

[Guitar Woman]

shut up >:

[Sam]

It haunts you in your dreams. It lives in the back of your mind. It is always there. Just waiting. In the dark. TO KILL YOU AND BLEED ON YOU. >:

[Guitar Woman]

It's true :(
Oh god, it's all true :( :( :(

[kellychaos]

No it wasn't, you are lolarious.
But I should have left you wondering if it was sarcasm or not and exploited that weakness throughout the rest of the fight.
I obviously have to work on me technique before the 6th rolls around :(

This is why you will lose. :cowardlylion

[Sam]

I WON! :cheer

[Guitar Woman]

:tear

[nothing4buddha]

YAY SAM :love

[Sam]

Now if Commrade Rocket posts in here my cheerleading squad will be complete. :(

[Comrade Rocket]

SORRY IM LATE CREW

[Sam]

I <3 YOU COMRADE ROCKET :love

[Matt Harty]

GUITAR WOMAN WAS A BORING PIECE OF SHIT IN THIS THREAD

[Sam]

BUT SAM WAS AWSOME RIGHT

[Seven Force]

No more ****** dick in this thread please. :(

[Womti]

so you're leaving?