NEW GRAB BAG: "NOBODY GETS TO BE A SUPERHERO!"

[Mockery]

Thinking about being a superhero this Halloween? Perhaps Max Burbank can change your mind...

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/superhero-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/superhero.php)
NEW GRAB BAG PIECE: "NOBODY GETS TO BE A SUPERHERO FOR HALLOWEEN!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/superhero.php

Enjoy!

[Sethomas]

Max still has the lol magic. :(

I want to be a giant orange pile of dog shit for halloween. :(

[Stak]

Haha, the bit about Wolverine is true

But... I was a Power Ranger for Halloween once :(

[Mike P]

I was surprised they ever made a Doctor Strange costume. I liked the bit about Batman, and I continue being amazed at the costume companies pushing costumes from the defunct animated series.

Oh, and the gloves bit? I think it's racism. They don't make gloves because they're racist.

[Rev. Danno]

Hey, I was going to be Robin for pumpkin day...

[Dole]

That was cool....they used to have spidey and hulk costumes like the dr strange ones. So utterly bizarre and pointless.
I saw a kids spidey costume in the window of a local toyshop, and it really freaked me out as it was so MUSCULAR. the thought of strange muscular children walking around is a bit weird.

[Archduke Tips]

When I saw the rock man costume, I immediatly knew what I have to be for Halloween. That's even better than my original plan to go as Hitler and try to have casual conversation with the Germans I live with.

[Alliumphobia]

Wow, this is amazing! Robin looks so gay!

[Comrade Rocket]

i remember a long time ago i was spiderman and the costume had to mask, which was lame. so my parents bought me a lame red lone ranger style mask.

and to add to the lameness, the costume had a cape... A CAPE.

thats like giving a motorcycle to sonic.