WTF IS WRONG WITH GIRLS

[Jixby Phillips]

WHY DOESN'T GIRLS GO FOR SENSITIVE GUYS THEY JUST GO FOR JERKS WHO LOOKS GOOD, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS ONE GIRL WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SAID NO WHEN I ASKED HER FOR A TAKEOUT DATE

WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL WOMEN, IT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE I'M SO SENSITVE :x :x :x

[RaScAr]

Fuck off

[James]

Funny, I'm sure that's what Jixby was JUST thinking about you.

[Xylitol]

And why don't you go for the girl with most personalty, but for the with the biggest tits?

[error]

Ha, that's pretty funny, you are looking for the looks, and she is looking for the look. Irony in a nutshell.

[Protoclown]

I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW :tear

[whoreable]

YEA REAL FUCKING FUNNY ASSHOLE >:
YOU SHOULD LAUGH AT THE PAIN OF OTHERS AND FUCKING LEAVE >:
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[Jixby Phillips]

ERROR & XYLITOL SHOULD ENTER A JOKE-GETTING CONTEST :lol

[whoreable]

I DONT THINK THEY WILL GET THAT ONE :lol
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[Royal Tenenbaum]

JIXBY YOU ARE A JERK. THEREFORE THIS THREAD IS A LIE.

[sadie]

if a jerk calls someone a jerk, doesn't that make it opposite day?

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm secretly scared that error is just acting this way to make me mad, so that when I yell at him for not getting jokes, he'll be like "HAHAHA BUSTED! I DOUBLE IRONIED YOU!! :lol" or something.

[sadie]

yah. 'cause he seems so deeply intelligent and shit. :rolleyes

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Smarter than your lame ass. :)

[sadie]

everything you say to me, i take as a compliment, snakeass. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

BLINDDATE IS GOING TO BE ON THE NEW TNN!!! 8o 8o 8o

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Less Star Trek; don't tell Sadie.

[Jixby Phillips]

They show A-Team twice a day and I tape it everytime.

[Dane Brammage]

that mister t never fails to crack me up :lol

[ItalianStereotype]

however, you fail to crack ME up, so why dont you just save us all some trouble and shut the fuck up?

[Jixby Phillips]

I bet you Dane Brammage learned about the A-Team and Mr T from the internet and only knows the A-Team because Mr T is on it. :lol

I know about it because my dad watched it :(

[FS]

I hate it when people talk about the A-Team and refer to the characters as Hannibal, Murdock, Face and "Mr. T". HE HAD A FUCKING NAME FOR GOD'S SAKE. :(

Basco.

[poopyone]

Bosco Barracus to be more exact. Or B.A. Barracus (Bad Attitude). Now if you'll excuse me I have to go find a new AVATAR since that cock gobbler has tainted my memory of B.A. >:

[FS]

Scooter :love

[Protoclown]

I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE A-TEAM BECAUSE I USED TO WATCH IT WHEN I WAS A KID :)

[Jixby Phillips]

AND IF ANY OF THEM WERE THE FUNNY ONE, IT WAS MURDOCK

HE HAD A GOOD IMAGINATION, HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD MUPPET BABY :lol

[Captain Robo]

doesn't that make it opposite day

It's not opposite day!

[sadie]

YAY! I LOVE OPPOSITE DAY! :)

[Captain Robo]

Opposite day was tomorrow :(

[Vern Schillinger]

Women seem to care about guys who are buff and 6'5" tall, and they care about them tall guys. Secondly they like them guys who have a very high paying job or very rich, like on these stupid shows like Joe Millionare and the Bachlaor. They need a show where an very ugly guy that lives in a trailer and has a job at the piggly wiggly, and the show would be called "Joe Trailer".

[Les Waste]

YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO GOD TAHT YOU ARE A CHARACTER >:

THAT IS THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR BEING SO UNFUNNY IS IF YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE >:

>: >: >:

[Olly]

I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW :tear

You guys think he's kidding about that.

He dragged me along, telling me we were really going on "Journey to discover our inner Ki, uniting with the forces of nature to master the elements, revealing ourselves as masters and unleashing terrible, fiery death upon our enemies".

Turned out our "enemies" was whoever happened to stand behind Protoclown after he'd eaten at Taco Bell.

I'd weep, but the vision of him naked in that waterfall forced me to scratch out my eyes :(

[CaptainBubba]

terrible, fiery death is HILARIOUS

[Protoclown]

A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME! >:

[Les Waste]

Yeah, Barber college :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

Actually it was Hamburger U :(

[Les Waste]

Did you attend the symposium held by Professor Grimace?

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/ProGrim.txt

Good stuff.

[MISTER FART]

EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS FORUM IS A CREEP 8-)

[sadie]

AHEM >:

[Olly]

A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME! >:

OR you could, you know... DO trust me.

Seriously, who are you more likely to believe about the details of Protoclown's life? Him, or a mere stranger who has presented no credentials of credibility in any way what-so-ever yet claims to know even the most intimate details of Protoclown's life?

I think the choice is obvious here.

[Protoclown]

You're a fucking SOCK. >:

[sadie]

what-so-ever! :lol

[Protoclown]

He was an English major too, Sadie.

:tear

[Anonymous]

WHY DOESN'T GIRLS GO FOR SENSITIVE GUYS THEY JUST GO FOR JERKS WHO LOOKS GOOD, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS ONE GIRL WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SAID NO WHEN I ASKED HER FOR A TAKEOUT DATE

YEAH I KNOW. IT'S LIKE WHENEVER I'M AT THE BEACH WITH A LADY, SOME JERK KICKS SAND IN MY FACE AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH HIM!!! AND THEN BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT IS THERE, AND HE AND HIS BROTHER HAVE A TOW TRUCK!

[Cybernetico]

Well Jixby, since you didn't bother asking Dr. Bactine, I'll make my best answer.

If you can't get a girl, face it, you're a dork. You probobly don't have any friends either. So do us a favor and kill yourself, then I can take all the girls you are after.

Help? :troutslap

[wreckreation]

lol what fucking ROCK did you climb out from UNDER. :lol

[Flossy]

I'm a girl..my question is what the hell is wrong with guys???....all they try to do is get in your pants. If they realize you are not for that, they leave. I'm sorry, but I don't do one-nighters.

[MISTER FART]

CREEPS8-)

[sadie]

hello? flossy?
this is the "make stereotypical comments about girls" thread. if you'd like to do the same about boys, you'll need to find or create an appropriate thread for it.
thanks!

[MISTER FART]

GIRLS ARE ALWAYS BITCHING :rolleyes

[sadie]

you haven't even seen bitching. :rolleyes

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/ProGrim.txt

>:

[Cybernetico]

Better than the burgerler, that guy was creepy, he stole burgers.

[Skulhedface]

And if you REALLY wanna see bitching, try leaving that toilet seat up. Even worse if you didn't flush first. Not that I know from experience or anything.

[MajorWoody]

does it really matter, who cares whos bitching, if someone is bitching at you just point and laugh! :)