Swamper!

[Sethomas]

WOo!

[Guitar Woman]

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici.................................. pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

EDIT:
http://www.rockyrut.com/graphics/home/frank_in_lips.jpg

[Sethomas]

I saw that man live. He was King Arthur. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Wait, what

[Sethomas]

I recognized the lyrics and imagery. Tim Curry, Frank-n-Furter, played King Arthur at the showing of Spamalot I saw in Chicago. It was a life-changing experience.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh. I didn't see Spamalot because I'm not into Monty Python anymore. :(

[Sethomas]

It would have been funnier if I hadn't seen the movie every day for ten years of my life. :(

[AChimp]

Oh. I didn't see Spamalot because I'm not into Monty Python anymore. :(

I JUST LOST MY HARD-ON FOR YOU. :tear

[Sethomas]

And Chimp's impotence is making me impotent. :(

[Sethomas]

I think we still need a :swamper emoticon. :(

[Swamper]

but Seth that emoticon would really suck :(

[Sethomas]

Do not beguile me with nonsensery. It is unbecoming.

I only wonder what :swamper would be like.

[ItalianStereotype]

one who waits and watches, never interfering with those being observed.

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/2267/uatu22mc.jpg

[Sethomas]

Or

http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/95dec/95decgifs/dickinson.gif