THE THREAD THAT SUCKS!

[Guitar Woman]

Ok Fartin, I have fucking had it up to here with EVERYTHING in my life right now, and you being an annoying idiot in the one place I can go to forget my troubles can not go on.
I will fucking kick your ass all the way back to the pit of firey idiotness from wence you were spawned (Note to self: save for later use as a vagina joke), and I will do it tonight. So bring it on, if you've got the balls to fight a woman.

[Guitar Woman]

OH THAT'S RIGHT FARTIN LOG OFF THE MOMENT YOU SEE THIS THREAD LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE
"OH SORRY GW I GOTTA GO TEND TO MY LAWNMOWERS" WHAT A PUSSY >:

[FartinMowler]

wence you were spawned

Is this a Publover character?

I have fucking had it up to here with EVERYTHING in my life right now


save for later use as a vagina joke

A woman that has a vagina doesn't joke about it, they do monologues :/

[Guitar Woman]

WAY TO MAKE A REFERENCE TO A RETARDED COMEDY ACT

AND NO I AM NOT A PUB LOVER CHARACTER, OTHER PEOPLE CAN USE BIG WORDS TOO

[FartinMowler]

:/ fee fi fo fum I think you have a penis and an abnormaly large hole in your bum :fart

[Guitar Woman]

I'M NOT THE ONE WITH FART IN MY USERNAME

[FartinMowler]

http://www.funnyheck.com/images/fartblaze.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

SOMEONE PUT "OWNED" ON THAT IT HAS TO BE GAY ENOUGH FOR THE INTERNET

[Rosenstern]

Ok Fartin, I have fucking had it up to here with EVERYTHING in my life right now, and you being an annoying idiot in the one place I can go to forget my troubles can not go on.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE FUCKING HUNCH, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT A PLACE CALLED "THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS" IS NOT EXACTLY GOING TO BE THE LAND OF HARMONY AND WISDOM, IN WHICH ALL LIVE CONTENT WITH ONE ANOTHER AND SAY "HOW DO YA DO, KIND MAIDEN?" OR "I DO SAY, LET US ALL BE JOYOUS!" NOW PLEASE KINDLY REMOVE YOUR DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN FROM THIS SITE FOREVER.

[Guitar Woman]

THAT'S WHAT THREADS LIKE THIS ARE FOR YOU IDIOT FACE

[Guitar Woman]

AND ALSO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO BE TELLING ME TO LEAVE
APPARENTLY YOU HAVE NOT COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR STATUS AS AN UTTER FUCKSTAIN THAT WE CAN'T GET OUT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH BLEACH WE USE

[Rosenstern]

Assuming this stain of which you speak is only visible because it's on non-white clothing, why are you using bleach, you moronic queef?

[whoreable]

bring it the fuck on

[Guitar Woman]

NO YOU'RE AN OLD NASTY YELLOW FUCKSTAIN ON THE BEDSHEET OF THE I-MOCK FORUMS

Edit: lol @ whorable

[Rosenstern]

come on, now. You know I have not been posting long enough for my jizzes to have turned yellow already. use some common sense there

[Guitar Woman]

You didn't make the stain, you ARE the stain.
And yes, your posts are of such poor quality that the fuck stain has actually turned all yellow and gross. :x

[Rosenstern]

Alright, if we're just going to get repitious after all of this, I propose that you have a DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN !!!!!!!!!

Note: be careful of going around in circles in the real competition. It wasn't bad this time, if we had continued like this, the argument would have perhaps become monotonous: "you are jizz" "am not" "am too"...

[Guitar Woman]

I wasn't going around in circles, i was trying to make you understand that we do, in fact, hate your guts.

[Guitar Woman]

Not to mention the rest of you. Fag

[Guitar Woman]

Now that I have decimated Rosenstern and made him cry because he can't have intraweb friends, I believe we should return to the original subject matter of the thread, which is the decimation of fartin and making him cry because he can't have intraweb friends. Any further posts by rosenstern will be ignored because he is a cunt.

[FartinMowler]

:newbie

[Guitar Woman]

Totally. :picklehat

[Rosenstern]

point 1. Rosenstern is a cunt, and thus should be ignored.
point 2. Guitar Woman is cunt.

Perhaps this explains why Fartin hasn't said anything recently.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey fartin I changed my mind about you, you're not such a bad guy after all.
wanna be friends

[Rosenstern]

I don't need intraweb friends, by the way. I have these things called real-life ones. They're sorta like web-friends, minus the lack of meaning.

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/wannabefriends.jpg

sorry your not my type

[Guitar Woman]

No kidding, you ugly fuck :x

[kellychaos]

:newbie

that was weak ... even for you, Fartin.

[Rosenstern]

I apologize for my last post. It was pure shit, and has no reason for existing. It's still not as bad as Guitar Woman's DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN, though. Which has cacti and stuff growing in it.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you gonna apologize for that post as well

[Rosenstern]

No, there are more than enough impurities in the shit in the newer post, given the reference to your DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN!!!

I'm serious people, It's like the Grand Fucking Canyon in there! Captain Bubba's gargantuan penis is like a desert rat compared her vag!

[Guitar Woman]

Wow making a reference to a funny thread to improve the comedic value of your post
That's really top notch mocking right there man way to go

[Rosenstern]

It's a very good thing that I'm not competing. :blah

[Guitar Woman]

Not to mention picking an insult (a retarded insult at that) and repeating it over and over again throughout the fight with no variation whatsoever on it

[Rosenstern]

You know me better than to wonder if I can figure things out!!!! The aswer is NO, you asstard!

Note: Guitar Woman's vagina= DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN. That's right, it has not improved overnight, I am sad to report.

Edit: You can't change the entire content of the your post that preceded this one, to make it look completely out of context!!! Fuck you for resorting to such a low tactic! If you wanna mock, then MOCK, bitch! >:

[Guitar Woman]

I challenge you to prove my vagina is as big as you claim, my good idiot.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh wait you CAN'T so this thread is over and I am the winner

[Rosenstern]

It doesn't take the fucking Hubble telescope to see it, sweetie. Hell, if I just turn my head slightly to the left... Ah there it is! Dry and prickly as ever!

[Rosenstern]

But since this thread is over, I guess I AM THE WINNER!

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, but it was over before you posted and said you won. idiot :rolleyes

[Rosenstern]

Then how was I still able to post, idiot? I guess it was not over. It guess IT IS NOT OVER!!!!!!!

En Guarde, foul beast of DRY HAIRY HELL!!!!! 'Tis your move!!!! AND YOU SHALL MOVE TO THY DEATH. TO THY OWN DRY HAIRY CACTUS AND YEAST INFESTED DEATH!!!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

I guess it was not over.
:lol

[Rosenstern]

:die

(i'm the one on the right)

[Rosenstern]

you walked right into that one, hon.

[Guitar Woman]

I believed it was YOU who did the walking into that one, because anyone who ever uses that emoticon in a fight is automatically the loser. IT'S THE LAW :eek

[Rosenstern]

Might I point out that your proclaimation that the war is over was an act of desperation, and equivalent to hoisting up a white flag.

Just so there's no confusion.

(confusion: n: what Guitar Woman has about her sexuality)

[Guitar Woman]

I SWING BOTH WAYS :eek

[Rosenstern]

ITS THE LAW says who, my fair piece of dog shit?

[Guitar Woman]

Says THE LAW :eek (you editing piece of urine)

Also why do you own a piece of dog shit that is kind of gross

[Rosenstern]

I SWING BOTH WAYS :eek

Oh, yeah? Well I swing EVERY way, bitch! You cannot possibly compete with the sheer number of things I have fucked! And most of them are not even HUMAN!! That makes me the winner. Now go cry to yer imaginary boy/girlfriend and drink yer troubles away, my dear. I'm going to go screw my horse! Her vagina is smaller than yours.

Edit: I own a dog for fucking, that's why. DUH!

[Guitar Woman]

The only thing that makes you is a horse fucker
You horse fucker


And owning a dog does not explain why you own dog shit.
I own a cat, but I don't own cat shit. I throw it into the to'lit and get rid of it as soon as possible. You seem to have some sort of creepy fetish for it by keeping it
:gross

[Rosenstern]

How dare you say anything to me about editing?!! Might I direct your attention towards the top of this page? You know, when you changed an entire post and made my next one look out of context?! I should have won when you did that! You are so lucky there are no such thing as rules here.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah there are, and I can edit because you did the same. Fag.

[Rosenstern]

Your cat shit gets lost within the deep recesses of your DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

Oh, I went there, fool.

[Rosenstern]

Yeah there are, and I can edit because you did the same. Fag.

You edited first, FAG!

[Guitar Woman]

That was so a few posts ago :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

You edited first, FAG!
Yeah, because I have been here a few months more than you, and in that time I needed to edit more than a few posts.

[Rosenstern]

You threw off my posting rhythm, you skilled bitch!

[Guitar Woman]

So, are you or aren't you Father Spaz?

[Rosenstern]

No, I'm just too damn crunk to post quickly, as my mom, the rapper, would say.

[Rosenstern]

YES!!! YOU FINALLY CHANGED THE TITLE OF THE THREAD!! You have made me a happy man, Molly. :love :love :love

[Rosenstern]

That's right. Sign off like a loser!

I would like to take this opportunity to remind all of you watching this that Guitar Woman has a DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN. There are cacti and yeast microbes growing in it, and it is larger than the Grand Canyon. That is all.

[Rosenstern]

And she edited on this thread tenfold what I did.

[blackwar12]

grand canyon...classic! the CN tower could fit in there three times.

[Rosenstern]

Thank you for your support (my ballz sure need it!), but I cannot help but marvel at your asstardidity. The CN Tower would in fact fit 3.78x 10^16464383263557585904093030934846568383736999999 9999999999 times. You forgot to factor in surface area, freak.

[Guitar Woman]

YES!!! YOU FINALLY CHANGED THE TITLE OF THE THREAD!! You have made me a happy man, Molly. :love :love :love
Don't call me that. Not only is it not my name, but there is no fucking way you are cool enough to make a reference to Achewood.

BTW I signed off to watch The Godfather because I'd rather do that than argue with an idiot :rolleyes

[Rosenstern]

Don't call me that.

Then don't put it in your fucking avatar, retard. If I had an avatar that proclaimed "Super Turkey Raper 9000", I would not find it at all surprising when people call me that, whether or not it's a reference to something no one cares about. I assume it's just a side effect of having too much sand in your GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN, so I'm willing to forgive you.

PS: I assume Guitar Woman is your real name, then?
PPS: Dude, the Godfather was on? Oh, well. I just finished watching Delta Force 2, which is really fucking funny if you turn the mute on and put different words in their mouths (right, Guildencrantz? :lol2 Start posting you lazy jizzjob!!!) Anyway, I don't know what I'm talking about anymore...

[Marc Summers]

godDAMN I'm trying to sleep could you just SHUT UP >:
JESus CHRIST :muttering

[Rosenstern]

This thread is now the recipient of the coveted Pink Star of Greatness!!!! Now we dance!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Psst, rosenstern, I don't think your avatar or username necessarily has anything to do with you in real life. Just thought I'd clear that up for you.

And YES The Godfather was on, right on the WB with barely any censorship. Probably because the FCC assumes nobody in their right mind would watch the WB, which means they can do pretty much whatever they want, and that makes them awesome.
Now I understand why they put retarded shit like Charmed and Smallville on that channel. :deception

[Rosenstern]

Genius Marketing!
Psst, rosenstern, I don't think your avatar or username necessarily has anything to do with you in real life. Just thought I'd clear that up for you.

That's not exactly what I was saying. I was just saying that if you put something in yer avatar that looks like a name ("Molly" falls into this catagory) don't be surprised when someone else uses it as such. I don't think this really needs to be said, but I am anyway because I'm a douchebag.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, if you weren't such a fag, you would know that "Molly" is the name of the Achewood character depicted in my avatar.

And don't go and look up Achewood on Google then pretend to have known about it for ever, because that would be a very lame thing to do.

[Rosenstern]

whether or not it's a reference to something no one cares about.

Just making sure I made that part clear.

[Guitar Woman]

Dude, everyone who is worth more than a steaming pile of pig shit knows that Achewood is the best comic on the internet, hands down.

Anyone who doesn't think this should be shot.

[Rosenstern]

Then it's a very good thing I'm not worth that much :suicide

(hehe... Ive been waiting to use that emoticon on this thread)

[Guitar Woman]

You do realize that being shot is not a good thing?

[Rosenstern]

I believe that depends entirely on where you fall on the sado-masochism continuum.

[Rosenstern]

Are we still fighting?

[sadie]

i don't really find that "achewood" comic very funny.

[Marc Summers]

I dunno...some parts were boring and some parts had me in stitches for reasons unknown to me.

[Chojin]

Are you gonna apologize for that post as well

hahaha :<

BTW I signed off to watch The Godfather because I'd rather do that than argue with an idiot :rolleyes
oh wow i flipped to this while in the hotel last night and it was the horse's head scene and emily was all 'turn that off i don't want to see decapitated animals in a bed that looks just like ours before i go to sleep.' :rolleyes

[ArrowX]

UNO!

[MLE]

I was just about to comment on how ArrowX is the most useless person here, but then i realized that now it's Carnivore :<

[FartinMowler]

Well, as long as I'm not responsible for this piece of shit of a Thread I'm ok.

[bigtimecow]

YEAH YEAH

GUITAR WOMAN GOOO

FUCKING FAGGOT ASS DICKBAG FARTIN


GO FART


FAGGGOT

[Dr. Fu]

YEAH YEAH

GUITAR WOMAN GOOO

FUCKING FAGGOT ASS DICKBAG FARTIN


GO FART


FAGGGOT
O RLY

YA RLY

NO WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.



Genitalia insults are so immature.

[kellychaos]

I don't need intraweb friends, by the way. I have these things called real-life ones. They're sorta like web-friends, minus the lack of meaning.

double negative >: