Eddie Guerrero died this morning.

[MLE]

www.wwe.com

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/eddie.jpg

:(

[FartinMowler]

As a fan what did he mean to you MLE? I remember putting on my Hulk Hogan underwear and leaping from bed to bed and thinking "man if I could be just like him" :(

[Sethomas]

You remember because that was four years ago.

[FartinMowler]

shouldn't you be dueling OAO with your penis? :/

[Chojin]

Fartin has been re-banned in honor of Eddie.

[MLE]

:)










But still... :(

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wweeddie.jpg

Good to see the WWE has a sense of humor about this :<

[AChimp]

I bet it was heart failure caused by steriod use.

[Schimid]

I was surprised, too. I know he used to have a drug problem, but I doubt that'd be the reason for his death.

Jeez, first Captain Jack, now Guerrero, what next. :(

[Chojin]

Wait. Wait. Captain Jack is dead?

[Schimid]

Oct 21, 2005 - Francisco "Captain Jack" Gutierrez dead at 43
We were informed this morning that well-known Bemani and Dancemania artist Captain Jack has passed away due to a stroke and accompanying coma. Captain Jack was originally diagnosed with a stroke in 2002, but refused to change his lifestyle to reduce the impact of his condition and lessen the chance of a future stroke.

Dance on, Frankie Gee. :tear

[MLE]

Fuck :(

[Chojin]

"but refused to change his lifestyle?"

Of looking way too excited and pointing at dancing women?

This is horrible. Who will remix cheesy anthems into dance hits now?


Oh, right, Bus Stop.

[ArrowX]

RIP Cap'n Jack
RIP Eddie

We need a vader-esq NOOOO for this thread!

[MLE]

Shut up.

[ArrowX]

k

Eddie rocked.....:(

[MLE]

i think we need more bannings in honor of him.

[Dixie]

:(

[DrGonzo]

First, Ravishing Rick Rude and now Eddie??

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Wait!?!? Fuckin' Captain Jack is dead?!?!? I have to go upstairs and pucnh Chojin & MLE for not telling me this earlier!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Fartin has been re-banned in honor of Eddie.
:bestthread

[Zomboid]

I HOPE YOU'RE NEXT, MISSY >:

Actually, ban arrowx if you're gonna re-ban anyone >:

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah, isn't evading a ban against the internet law or something?

[blackwar12]

wow...i just read about this on CNN.....i agree that it was steroid use that killed him.....let me see here..rick rude is dead.....mr perfect is dead......road warrior hawk is dead....and now eddie guerrero.

[Chojin]

yeah, isn't evading a ban against the internet law or something?
Yeah, but I had banned ArrowX for being a useless e-turd, which is only marginally against the rules.

[Armonassonty]

A lame ass reason to ban someone after he contributed money to the site. Why don't you send the $5 bucks back to my Paypal or ban MLE for being a stupid B*tch.

[bigtimecow]

RELAX

[Armonassonty]

http://theduck.greenpride.com/manwithhandupcow.jpg

[ziggytrix]

aren't you a bit old to be having a tantrum on the internet fartin?

[Armonassonty]

I guess

I love the idea of this site and hate the fact that it's run so wrong. I wouldn't hire my friend's to run my business :lol that's just dumb. You have to be intelligent to know that someone like me that has been on this site for 6 years and has a somewhat cult following might actually bring people onto to this site and help generate Mr.Mockeries t-shirt and sticker sales. I'm alway's just having fun and banning people is really a tantrum of a moderator.

[sadie]

um. didn't you ask to be rebanned anyway?

[Schimid]

Wait.

Fartin has a cult following?

[sadie]

i don't recall fartin's being at the forums when i came, and that couldn't have been more than four years ago. maybe he was banned then, too.

[Studio8]

Let's bring it back to Eddie.

[ArrowX]

We will never stop missing Eddie :(

[Ninjavenom]

Don't worry Eddie, i'll still pick you and Rey Mysterio when i play WCW vs NWO :'(

[Chojin]

I love the idea of this site and hate the fact that it's run so wrong. I wouldn't hire my friend's to run my business :lol that's just dumb.
You mow lawns. That isn't a joke. Why wouldn't you hire your friends, do you have a lot of trust-shaking lawnmower mishaps?

You have to be intelligent to know that someone like me that has been on this site for 6 years and has a somewhat cult following might actually bring people onto to this site and help generate Mr.Mockeries t-shirt and sticker sales.
Christ, you're as bad as Carnivore about your mythical internet stardom. Jixby and co. like you because you are a ridiculous excuse for an adult.

I'm alway's just having fun and banning people is really a tantrum of a moderator.
Whereas your continued reappearences are the non-tantrums of a well-balanced individual and breakfast. I banned you for the 87th time primarily because YOU ASKED ME TO ON A SPECIFIC DATE, WHICH I DID, and partially because I was receiving numerous complaints about you being a creepy old man to our userbase. And while you were busy circumventing your ban in a direct violation of our rules, you were creeping out my girlfriend. It was my generosity that allowed you to visit again in the first place, and you saw fit to abuse it. Ipso facto, fuck off already.

That aside.

RAW was really sad. I teared up. Watching Benoit turn all shades of red was kinda hard to watch. :<

[Carnivore]

Internet stardom? Hardly. Being a part of the Mocker crew despite your belief that I didn't belong? Absolutely :lol

[Chojin]

Tell me, do you pour through every thread to see if someone mentioned you?

[kahljorn]

I remember fartin, vaguely.

I never knew people hated carnivore, i thought everyone loved him like a carnival :( I guess i bought into it all!

[Carnivore]

You should remember I was a WWE fan back in the day. I was actually curious about the cause of death.

Afterthought: Stop mentioning me, cockbag.

[Chojin]

But see, no-one had mentioned you not being accepted. Not here, and not in another thread. Your insecurites are so adorable.

[kellychaos]

the angst of the periphery :(

spray that fake snow stuff on your monitor so you will feel festive whilst looking in from the outside while I unwrap my internet dildo ... and you know what that's for

[MLE]

split the thread already >:

[Chojin]

Nah, I'll just delete any further antagonizing posts.

Besides, Eddie would have wanted the faux internet hostility.

[Supafly345]

I don't remember much about this guy, other than he used to walk around with a bald man and be a total dick. But the last time I watched wrestling was 7 years ago. But I'll still neva foget.

[Schimid]

I got all choked up until Vince McMahon barked out a single "VIVA LA RAZA".

I fell out of my chair and voluntarily jumped out the window, I was laughing so hard.

[Carnivore]

For the record, you started the antagonizing, Chojin.

Any indication as to how he died?

[MLE]

"For the record", please stop.

And I haven't figured out how he died yet. No news available.

[Sam]

It was heart failure. It was all over wwe.com like the day after he died. :( And then there is the interview with his wife where she says it. :(

EDIT: Here is what Eddie's wife said. http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/causeofdeath

[Ninjavenom]

That's how they said Mitch Hedberg died, too. :-/

[ziggytrix]

a lifetime of drugs and liquor has broken the heart of many a celebrity :(

[Jeff The Ninja]

I watched Raw. me and my friends thought that Triple H was kind of faking his sadness during his interview. And i thought that it was hard to watch Ray Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero, and Chris Benoit. Man, there should be a thread or board for Professional wrestling. That way we could remember those wrestlers that i am sure a lot of us watched as children and adults.

And that whole Vince Mcmahon thing was pretty funny. It was like it was unintentionally making fun of a Sad situation.