:(

[Guitar Woman]

I like the Ranma 1/2 manga. A lot. :(

[MetalMilitia]

figures

[Marc Summers]

All I can remember from Ranma 1/2 is the song where one of the girls says "BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA" at like light speed to say how much she hates some other person :/

[Guitar Woman]

There's a graphic novel section at my local library where I go to read it. I have to be sneaky about it though because I always feel embarassed about reading it in public :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Yay! We share something in common! :D

[Marc Summers]

Is it the pink hair

[ziggytrix]

no no, it's that they're both sissies

[MLE]

i think it's cause they're both queer

[Rosenstern]

It's the large vaginas.

[Supafly345]

You've never actually read your posts have you?

[Wiffle Bat]

Mr Happosai was my favorite character

[Jonathan Clement]

lol. Ya, Happosai is great! I can't wait to put him in my comic (http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/index.htm)

[Marc Summers]

My eyes are burning from the crappy sprites and the nonsensical story and the numerous spelling errors >:

[ArrowX]

I'm reading macbeth in English class.

[Jonathan Clement]

My eyes are burning from YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[ArrowX]

What!? I'm sorry, too much sucking of your wifes strap-on? Or is your dick sore from too much jerkin? Anyone on these boards could have a more meaning full pot, to this barren wasteland of a Forum topic, A forum Topic I'll let you know that I RULE with an Iron fist that does +8 damage to all element types.

Oooh no comment from the octo-imageboards? I have news for your friends who are walking around in Geisha garb, and fake swords with shitty kendo sticks on their walls: "GO GET A FUCKING REAL LIFE!" Seriously, spend time with your kids, have recreational sex with your wife. Just cut down on the 14 year olds with bigger tits than a sumo wrestler.

Now sir LEAVE MY FORUM OF FACE MY PICADILLY WRATH!

[Guitar Woman]

My nonexistant sprite comic which is in that state because I'm too lazy to make it is 10 times better than Jon's >:

[Jonathan Clement]

I ain't married. I'm 15.


And guital woman, I think I love you! I'm not being sarcastic!

[Guitar Woman]

I should hit your cock with a fish and leave an enormous bruise

[Jonathan Clement]

I don't care about sex!

[Guitar Woman]

in that case i could carve a happpy face into your back with a pair of scizzors

[Guitar Woman]

I'll totally do it too, just give me your adress

[Jonathan Clement]

Why do you hate me? Can shou shee that I love you?

[Guitar Woman]

was that supposed to be old english or something

[Jonathan Clement]

Aw, common! Give us a kiss, love!

[Guitar Woman]

i just threw up into a bucket

[Jonathan Clement]

Eh, you don't mean that!

[Guitar Woman]

no serious, i even took a pic

[Guitar Woman]

but i won't show it, it's nasty

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, why do you hate me? I may be hostile on the internet, but I'm a nice guy in real life! One girl even told me I was handsome!

[Guitar Woman]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/bjjo.gif
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WITH MY CAR, LOL

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, that wasn't a very good one. Here. This one will be better...
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/Joncampics007.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

SHUT UP FAG IF I WANTED A BETTER PIC I WOULD'VE GOTTEN ONE SO STFU

[Jonathan Clement]

Aw, common! You know you love me!

[Guitar Woman]

if by "love me" you mean "want to kick me in the neck with golf cleats" then yes

[Guitar Woman]

I just popped a zombie's head in RE
Rest assured that I imagined your pudgy head on that mangled body, retarded moustache included, just before it asploded

[Jonathan Clement]

...Oh NO!!! You're not... a GUY, are you?

[Guitar Woman]

I hope not cuz then i would be a guy with a vagina

[Guitar Woman]

and that would be weird :o

[Jonathan Clement]

So, you're a girl, right?

[Guitar Woman]

Why won't you die?

[Marc Summers]

THREAD BACKUPS

[Jonathan Clement]

I don't feel like it... :(

[MetalMilitia]

Why would a crap thread like this be put in thread backups :rolleyes

[Sam]

This thread needs more Satan raping a school girl while she cries bloody tears onto her father's cock which she is sucking at the same time while giving hand jobs to her twin brothers.

[maggiekarp]

Yahoo! Image search for "Satan Cock" got me an ad for fat teen porn and kitten watching jesus hold a penis. (http://www.kingofeasystreet.com/stuff/Jesus-kitten.jpg)

[Marc Summers]

What the hell are you hoping to accomplish by image searching Satan's Cock...

[Yggdrasill]

It sure accomplished more than your "THREAD BACKUPS" post.

[Mr. Fugo]

Guitar Womans feeble sarcasms paired with mr.Clements wussynes really leaves a painful stinging sensation in ones soul.

[EverythingWillSuck]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/bjjo.gif


What is he saying?

[Pub Lover]

What is he saying?
Beef Jerky Jerk Off.

I don't get the reference. :/

[ziggytrix]

ask Sam. it's his title.

[Sam]

He so isn't saying "Beef Jerky Jerk Off." >:

[Pub Lover]

He's saying it in Canadian.

[Sam]

BULLSH*T >:

[Jonathan Clement]

Lol! I AM saying beef jerky jerk off! And yes, Sam, that's where it came from. Your title

[noob3]

noone bumps THIS for irony?

lol he was only GW because he got splashed with hot water

(and he never bathesto turn back!!)

[Guitar Woman]

...Oh NO!!! You're not... a GUY, are you?
CLEMENT THE INTERNET PROPHET KNEW BEFORE ANY OF YOU.


As for Ranma, now that I've seen Hellsing Ultimate and Vampire Hunter D among others I've realized what a fucking idiot I was for liking any of Rumiko Takahashi's bullshit. All her work is a pile of shit compared to highbrow anime that's actually good, especially Hellsing.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/orangealpha/seras2.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DkJVD5hzrOhQ)
Fucking awesome.

[Grislygus]

"Highbrow", huh?

:lol

[DuFresne]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/Rosenstern/highbrow2.jpg

Yes, highbrow.

[ArrowX]

I bet if you zoom out hes raping a 10 year olds asshole.

theres some yeowi goin on here!

[Guitar Woman]

That's a lady. She's crushing some guy's head. Or ripping his face off, I forget.

[kahljorn]

It took watching hellsing and vampire hunter d for you to be able to tell that Ranma is a shitty anime? The plot alone should've been some type of indication.

[Guitar Woman]

I guess I kind of always knew it deep down but was too much of a fag to admit it :<

[Emu]

Clearly he got off on the genderswitching

[kahljorn]

yea, that's the only reason I can personally see watching it as a fellow transsexualada. You dirty, dirty feman.

[noob3]

I actually like Ranma 1/2, I use to fap to it when I was like 13 ;] I mean, pretty much every show Ranma is naked! Who cares if he's a guy, y'know? I mean, he did turn into a chick and that's when you saw the breasts :D

[kahljorn]

hot anime tits ;)