FIGHT ME!

[Jixby Phillips]

SOMEBODY WHO I DOESN'T KNOW AT ALL WHO DOESN"T KNOW ME AT ALL SHOULD FIGHT ME, SO WE CAN HAVE A BADWORD CONTEST AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AT OUR CREATIVITY

[Spectre X]

OK, I'll fight you, you enormous ass with your tiny penis which you always try to put inside little dogs' asses which have just been used to poop.

[error]

OK, I'll fight you, you enormous ass with your tiny penis which you always try to put inside little dogs' asses which have just been used to poop.
Damn, you won on your first post.

[sadie]

error, who the fuck are you?

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol LETS TAKE TURNS MAKING INSULTS THAT AREN'T BASED ON ANYTHING AND CAN BE APPLIED TO ANYBODY :lol

[pissed off salesman]

bonermachine

[pissed off salesman]

ass pirate ass clown ass sailor ass hat penis mobile barbara streissan mango flavoured tampon popsicle :boot

[CastroMotorOil]

AIDS infested cum bubble

[Jixby Phillips]

STFU YOU BADWORD-NOUN :lol

[pissed off salesman]

fuck fucking fucker fuckest dooky pooh :obey obey my penis :obey

[Lord Darian]

Anna Nicole Smith :pac :meat

[pissed off salesman]

BAD MR. FROSTY :lurker :lurker :lurker :lurker

[Psycho Squid]

Go suck a green dick

[RaScAr]

Jixby, you are a goofy cock rammed half eaten gluttonous fur sniffing ragged pud smuggler.

[Les Waste]

RASCAR GETS JOKES :)

[LegoLars]

you flower!

uncreative grlzztbspewer!

you dead beater of children!

you naysaying jizzjabber!

you blandhogging assmonster!

[Evil Robot]

I HOPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY GETS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER WITH AIDS

[The Retro Kat]

Jingle fucks.

[Paul138]

I'm Irish, just so you know.

A GOOD KICK IN THE ARSE LIES OVER YOU'RE RAINBOW IF YA DON'T SHUT UP AND EAT YER PEAS!!!

Universal, ain't it?
:boot

[ex0tica]

Now I happen to be browsing the net and ran upon this board, as I do have a board war board of my own I was tempted to sneak a peak and maybe find a fight!

Damn you fucking ignorant pee brained mother fuckers, I would do better trying to swap spit with a fucking child on a playground, not only can you not come up with some inventive one liners but the sick fucking linguistic stylings of you guys attempting to be hard asses is amusing alone in it self!

Well you know, I tell you what all of you try rubbing your heads together and see if it sparks some sort of justifiable fight worthy of fucking reply, then perhaps when one of you drops your nutts I can continually rattle that one cage and see if I can get the little pet some good ole ass whippin and take him out of the training phase, then resort to upgrading him to my bitch boy status!

http://www.triple6mafia.us/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl/YaBB.pl

[whoreable]

I BET YOUR BOARD IS AWESOME :)


FAG.
________
BIG DICK BLACK (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/257/black/videos/1)

[sadie]

oh, but whoreable, he's TRIPLE MAFIA. :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

DOES ANYBODY GET THIS THREAD???

[MrAdventure]

G'LOR HUNNY SHUGA

[ex0tica]

HE'S A TRIPLE MAFIA, NO CARPET MUNCHER SHE IS A TRIPLE MAFIA!

FAG? NOPE, IT WOULD BE SPLIT LICKER, MAN IN THE BOAT PLEASER, LESBIAN, OR AS STATED ABOVE CARPET MUNCHER GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT...OH WE MUST NOT FORGET LOT LIZARD!

OH AND IF YOU GUYS NEED MORE HERE ARE SOME THAT TRULY DEFINE THE LOT OF YA'S:

FUCKHEADS
FUCKTARDS
MORONS
FLIBERTIGIBBETS
ASSLICKERS
BUBBLE HEADED IGNORANT DICKLESS WONDERS
SOAP DROPERS
CRETINS
KNOB SLOBBERS

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WINDOW LICKERS...FIGURE IT OUT THEN GET BACK WIT ME!

[JesusFishSticks]

Now I happen to be browsing the net and ran upon this board, as I do have a pR0n-SYTE of my own, I was tempted to stick a twinky up my ass!

I like to fucking fuck fuck peas. When I get reaally happy, I go to my special place and dance around in my pirate clothes. I sure do love people. And they pay me for it too.

Here is a list fo words that make me think of eating steamed cabbage----

Walrusfuck
Japanese pressure-guage
Dangletwat
Gayhomosexual
Spandexfuck

HARHARHARHARHAR when you figure out this, you can send me a naked picture so I can set si as wallpaper and lick my windows!

[Jixby Phillips]

YEEEAH, THEY GET IT!! :)

[Vomit]

:lol

[Systemz]

Ass-goblin. Immortallized by Beavis and Butthead do America.

[ex0tica]

Now I happen to be browsing the net and ran upon this moron, as I see he is has no balls of his my own, I was hoping he had a penis, but damnit to hell I had to look for the fucker even the tweezers didn’t help!

I like to play with cocknballs. But when I pulled down his pants I was not to happy, JesusFishSticks, I thought surely you would get me horny. I sure do love cocknballs Jesus can you please at least strap up on me?

Here is a list of phrases that make me think of Fish Sticks ----

Dickless Wonder
I’ve fallen and can’t get up
could be mistaken for a twat
Homosexual bound
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Midget pickle
OMG is that thing to pick my teeth with? I think I will opt for a toothpick!

Blow this out your ass when you figure it out, please don’t send me a naked picture, I don’t think my poor eyes could bear it!

[JesusFishSticks]

HE'S A TRIPLE MAFIA, NO CARPET MUNCHER SHE IS A TRIPLE MAFIA!

FAG? NOPE, IT WOULD BE SPLIT LICKER


! ! Exotica isn't a guy! Thats some crazy shit. At least I think thats what they meant... kinda hard to tell through all that sorry excuse for fractured english.

And the best part is!!! I dunno. Probably the breasts, I'd have to think it over.
You should check out some of teh other threads and get a feel for these boards before you start atempting at understandign these people. They talk in code, and have all been secretely conspiring against you in this thread. I won't say anymore now... but don't open anything in the mail next tuesday... Just trust.

[Lord Darian]

Exotica=Anna Nicole Smith :pac :meat

[ex0tica]

They talk in code, and have all been secretely conspiring against you in this thread.

Oh no! A conspiracy against me, lol, damn who would have ever thought!

You should check out some of teh other threads and get a feel for these boards before you start atempting at understandign these people.

Really, I should? Why? To make a mockery of your attempt at spelling such long words as understanding?

I won't say anymore now... but don't open anything in the mail next tuesday... Just trust.Threat or Promise?

Probably the breastsLMGDFAO, you would'nt know what to do with breast if they came with instructions, stick to your blow up doll.

Ana, lmfao, if you say so, now hush, i'm going to dye my hair blonde, pump up my tits somemore, so I can make your fantacies come true!


PS
kinda hard to tell through all that sorry excuse for fractured english.
Typical, coming from a flibbertigibbet such as your self, how could I even gesture towards the possibility of you having the least bit of capability to transpire a worthy conversation that would entail linguistic styling much less grammatically correct sentence structure? Answer = I COULD’NT.

[slavemason]

Grab nearest available object, shove it up your ass.

[jin]

bRrrzzzT

I am a cy-borg.

BrrzZZzt!

AHAHhaHAhaHAhAa

[JesusFishSticks]

Exotica, I think I love you...

what hemisphere do you live in?

[Cybernetico]

You're all a bunch of turd molesters


>:

[ex0tica]

northern...and what planet do you reside on, coz it damn sure aint earth!

[FartinMowler]

Hello I would like to fight Jixby

PRISON JISM SHOWER POOP SHOOTER

FartinMowler

[Lord Darian]

ainsi vous tout comme chien milking uh ?mais sérieusement l'exotica est une chienne.

[Skulhedface]

Shucks. Such a startling lack of originality. Well, I'll admit that makes me a partial hypocrite, because some of the following are ripped off from other sources (though, in my defense, memory fails me as to the original sources) but you'll find most of these refreshingly original. And I can whip up more faster than a redneck on speed running to the liquor store.

dickburglar
pooter rooter
snatchface
cockbreath
spunk junkie
germ infested penile crust
stink-hammered puckered starfish
raisin sack
clusterfuck
bumblefuck
stutterfuck
Pirate without a "peg"leg
week-old sac cheese
cockgrinder


Good? Maybe. Perhaps someone can do better. But well, someone would have to have a startling reserve of originality first. Let's see it.

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[sadie]

funny how "you're fucking stupid" works perfectly in response to you.

[Skulhedface]

funny that we can't say "Witty Comeback" applies to you >evil smile<

[MrAdventure]

WHAT OTHER FORUMS DO YOU POST AT?

IS EVERYONE THERE AS SMART AS YOU? :)

[Skulhedface]

By the way, since "simple sarcasm" is above your limited level of reasoning, I'll explain... but then again, maybe I don't NEED to, as "simple sarcasm" explains it all. Either that, or maybe you've just been sitting in the basement for too long. Go outside. You might see this REALLY bright light, we call it the "Sun". Now don't be afraid, it won't hurt you. Now, there might possibly be other biped animals out there, that resemble you... these are called "other people". Now, let's try talking to one of them. Maybe that would help out on that bitterness. And a little sun'll do ya good. Either that or a good ol' fashioned clusterfuck. Tsk tsk tsk.http://www.abc-kid.com/heman/pictures/tn_010_jpg.jpg

[Skulhedface]

Tsk tsk, such anger. Man, I thought I had plenty of irrational anger. Well, chalk this one up to "Dumb Fucking Idiots Do Not Get A Joke, Lash Out Irrationally, Fill Up Message Boards With Personal Attacks To Something Intended To Be Funny And Piss Everyone Off"

Look at it this way. If you didn't think it was funny, that's all it took. What's next? "You're gay"?

Please.

We all have warped senses of humor. If you don't get mine, then well, blow it out your ass. I didn't knock any of YOUR stupid posts (until now)

Peace, Love, Shotgun Shells

[MrAdventure]

THAT WAS AWE INSPIRING, PLEASE DEDICATE YOURSELF TO POSTING IN THIS THREAD ONLY SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO SEARCH FOR YOUR WONDERFUL POSTS :) :) :)

[Skulhedface]

Point well taken, you do the same. Heh heh heh.

No wonder anti-psychotic drugs are being prescribed in record numbers.

Just a thought.
http://www.abc-kid.com/heman/pictures/tn_010_jpg.jpg

Thank you. I'm here all week >takes a bow<

[MrAdventure]

Fuck you, stupid! :lol :lol :lol

WOULD YOU LIKE A PERSONALITY? :)

[Skulhedface]

As long as it's not as stiff and wooden as yours, why not?

Heh heh heh, Too bad we don't have mics, huh? I could have pronounced all those big bad nasty words phonetically for you. Maybe it woulda been easier to digest? Thought so.

Go to bed sonny boy. You got a big day tomorrow ;D Maybe you'll wake up in a better mood and just MAYBE that means that that rat that seems permanently lodged in your anal cavity will pass and all will be roses for you again. We can only hope, hmm?

And one more thing... Putting up a suitable fight takes a little more than "fuck you". But if I didn't need to tell you that, I wouldn't have had to say a thing about originality, now would I?

"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and prove them right."

Sound familiar?

Oh, and I already thought of the "You should take your own advice, hyuk hyuk" line. I'll give you a suggestion more on par with what you're capable of without a headache:

"You are gay. Go away"

>yawns<

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[MrAdventure]

YOUR ANUS JOKES AND FLEXIBLE ORCHESTRATION OF THE WORD "FUCK" ARE THE REAL WINNERS, TODAY. :) :) :)

[Skulhedface]

It must be so wonderful to be you... oops, I forget, this isn't the right place for something like "simple sarcasm" A bitter little boy with nothing better to do than fight someone else's fight (in case you didn't notice, you butted in and oops, I said "butted", is that going to go on your "He made an anal reference" checklist?

Tsk tsk tsk. It must be so cool to be a bitter little boy like you.

One of these days, you might develop this thing called "a sense of humor". When you develop that, you may post again. Until then, take a nap or something, Jesus Christ. You could use it. I know the baby my girl's mom babysits always stops sniveling and whining after a good nap. Take some good advice, and see you in the morning, when you can play with the adults again.

Sweet dreams, and I look forward to your next carefully thought out, witty reply, wrought with ironic and significant remarks.

Or, to put it simply... sleep now. Bed good. Kindergarten tomorrow. Graham crackers for lunch. Milk money get stolen. Kids beat up and stuff in toilet. Smells like Daddy.

>smiles<

Try again :D

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[MrAdventure]

MATURITY IS GREAT JUST LIKE JOKES :lol :lol

I HOPE YOU WIN THIS FIGHHT JIXBY MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE IF YOU WIN HIM

[Skulhedface]

Woah, it took awhile for that reply, I almost thought you DID take my advice.

All kidding aside, this has been pretty fun. >smiles<

But you still need a nap.

[sadie]

HEY, SKULLBOY, HAVE YOU BEEN TO BRAWLHALL? I BET YOU'D BE KICKING SOME MAJOR ARSE THERE! :lol

[glowbelly]

i hate when people forget to use the ")"

it's like everything i just read i should ignore.
somebody else who knows me better can explain that.

soooo, here we go:

)

[Abe Slank]

This thread seems shattered so I'll throw in a tale of a figt I was in when I was a bald down there. I was staying with a friend for the weekend in a neighborhood with ahellofa bunch of kids. One of his neighbor friends was quite the lil' thug. For some dumb reason he called me a motherfucker. For some dumber reason I told him to keep his mother off the streets. He proceeded to kick my ass to comical black-n-blueness for all the neighborhood kids.

[Skulhedface]

A fellow Stuck-In-The-Bible-Belter, and you met a li'l thug, and he didn't have a gun? lol

Guess I can relate. EVERYONE wanted to be thugs in middle school. Like I was the only one on the planet that liked metal.

[The Unseen]

How about swanfucker or venereal material?

[JesusFishSticks]

YOUR ANUS JOKES AND FLEXIBLE ORCHESTRATION OF THE WORD "FUCK" ARE THE REAL WINNERS, TODAY. :) :) :)

hell with that, I'm the real winner

and other person... with the hellraiser thing... stop going tsk tsk tsk... you'll get spit on your monitor, and no one wants that to happen

[Professor Cool]

"Chump"

[I drink varnish]

:pac :meat You want my meat, don't you you cock loving, pokemon fucking, varnish monkey! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, varnish!

[Grazzt]

I wish Skulhedface would stop trying to make fun of everyone who's funny. He deserves to be stuck with knives by midgets for eternity.

[Jixby Phillips]

A lot of people have lost the point of this thread.

[Hyphen]

Your all deft assbuckets! Fuck a duck you salty twatlords!

[aeQea]

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