View Full Version : Jack
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:10 PM
Why don't you think I'm cute? :(
sadie
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:12 PM
yep. you're a complete idiot.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:13 PM
Why's that?
sadie
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:14 PM
take a look in the mirror, dude.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:19 PM
With an answer like that, you're not shy to showcase your mental superiority.
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:28 PM
I'm sorry Paul, but I just don't think I could do you. Unless it was doggy style, cuz then, you know, the hair would cover your face.
And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.
sadie
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:28 PM
yah. that's me.
sadie
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:30 PM
And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.
please don't.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:34 PM
And just show sadie a pic of your six pack.
please don't.
Afraid you might like it?
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:36 PM
We should take a half-naked pic together, Paul. With oil. To show off our definition and all.
You aren't allowed to touch my crotch though. :/
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:38 PM
Sounds like a good idea. Next to your fat ass, I'll look even more muscular!
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:41 PM
Except I'm hella more muscular than you are.
sadie
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:43 PM
oh, i'm sorry. i didn't realize this was the fag thread. and that's really stupid of me. laterz.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:46 PM
What's wrong with fags? You sound like the redneck type.
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:51 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/OAO3405/295618889_l.jpg
Paul, man... that was kinda a turn off. You're just getting WAY too involved with that guitar.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:52 PM
So you're saying my penis is several feet long? I don't understand what's wrong with that. :/
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:54 PM
You probably have cancer.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:56 PM
It runs in the family... like obesity in yours.
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:01 PM
Which just makes me all the more manly for having overcome it. You, on the other hand... I'd bet you'd giggle if I pulled your hair.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:05 PM
If what your body is fits your definition of overcoming obesity, then I'd say you have rather low standards. Of course, that makes sense, considering your unattractive selection of girls.
And vikings had long hair too.
Ihach
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:07 PM
haha yeah guys, lets talk about how we know each other in real life on a message board, that will certainly impress everyone immensely
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:11 PM
*edited because Jack is a pussy and I fucking owned him*
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:13 PM
Calling me fat is like calling you muscular - extremely amusing in light of the facts. Just because you have an insanely high hard-gainer metabolism doesn't mean everyone without as visible abs is fat. Shit, you could strip every ounce of fat from my body and I'd still weigh more than you.
And do you know why vikings existed? To suck my dick.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:20 PM
Actually, I really doubt you'd weigh more than me without all that fat. Besides, you just have a heavier build. Doesn't make you muscular.
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:26 PM
Fat by what standards? Skinny ass bitch standards?
BTW: It's a damn good thing you did edit that post.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:29 PM
Haha, for your sake. It was hilarious.
The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:36 PM
Yeah. Until someone else I know saw it. :(
Rosenstern
Nov 24th, 2005, 11:02 PM
www.aim.com
Download it. Use it. Love it.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 25th, 2005, 12:13 AM
www.aim.com
Download it. Use it. Love it.
www.lemonparty.org
Your future.
Big McLargehuge
Nov 25th, 2005, 02:18 AM
www.aim.com
Download it. Use it. Love it.
SHHHHHHH quit being rude.
kellychaos
Nov 26th, 2005, 10:02 AM
This thread has the highest gay to keystroke percentage that I've ever seen! :eek
Rosenstern
Nov 26th, 2005, 11:49 AM
haha! It took kelly 36 hours and 52 minutes to think of that!
Chojin
Nov 26th, 2005, 01:18 PM
haha! It took you 38 hours and 23 minutes to find an excuse to be queer!
Cosmo Electrolux
Nov 26th, 2005, 03:57 PM
so, is this the guy OAO is pluking while he decides if he's gay or bi or whatever?
Dr. Boogie
Nov 26th, 2005, 04:09 PM
I could have sworn that there was a rule against starting threads that could easily be AIM conversations.
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 26th, 2005, 04:40 PM
so, is this the guy OAO is pluking while he decides if he's gay or bi or whatever?
Pluking??
Yggdrasill
Nov 26th, 2005, 09:30 PM
As I was reading this thread I thought I would get a glimpse into the REAL OAO but alas...
I'm not fat your fat. Nuh uh your fat.
Dr. Fu
Nov 26th, 2005, 10:10 PM
take a look in the mirror, dude.
His eyeballs exploded.
Cosmo Electrolux
Nov 28th, 2005, 12:42 PM
so, is this the guy OAO is pluking while he decides if he's gay or bi or whatever?
Pluking??
The boy that allows OAO to cornhole him......
CrazyBlackDude
Nov 28th, 2005, 08:52 PM
so, is this the guy OAO is pluking while he decides if he's gay or bi or whatever?
Pluking??
The boy that allows OAO to cornhole him......
Jack WISHES he could cornhole this. >:
The One and Only...
Nov 28th, 2005, 09:49 PM
Wrong. YOU wish I would cornhole it.
maggiekarp
Nov 28th, 2005, 09:53 PM
Why don't you go play your Halo games if you're wanting to talk about how much you want to buttsex your friend.
bigtimecow
Nov 28th, 2005, 11:14 PM
HES A LIAR, HE SAYS HES BLACK
I JUST REALIZED THAT I AM COMPLETELY OUTRAGEOUSLY UNDEFINED AS A NORMAL HUMAN BEING SEEING THAT I AM BISEXUAL AND WORK OU T
King Hadas
Nov 28th, 2005, 11:49 PM
I know you guys are at that tender age were your trying to discover your own sexuality but could you maybe take this crap back to myspace, this is a family forum.
ArrowX
Nov 29th, 2005, 12:00 AM
I'm overcome with the sudden urge to start playing FF7 again....only some stupid indian stole my game disk one and three. DAMN YOU OAO, AND YOUR STUPID FRIEND TOO
just for that I'm making this thread a massive inconvenience for EVERYONE!
[No. Do it again and I'll re-ban you. -C]
MLE
Nov 29th, 2005, 06:25 PM
:lol
on one hand, i want to know what ArrowX put in there to warrant Chojin changing that, but then again i don't think it would make how that post reads now any better ;<
Edit: It didn't
ArrowX
Nov 29th, 2005, 06:37 PM
You in this round >:
Pub Lover
Nov 29th, 2005, 06:38 PM
http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/Images/Personalities/PaulHolmes.jpg
In New Zealand we have this guy called Paul Holmes that used to host the nation's top current affairs show on tv, but he got fired for calling Kofi Annan a "Cheeky Darkie", & now he has a spot on one of the crappy Australian channels that you can only get on satellite, but he's gone mad & just does rants about the pussy liberal media. I think Paul Holmes looks like OAO.
Mr. Fugo
Nov 30th, 2005, 03:00 AM
Why does almost every post in this thread include hintings and leads towards the homoerotic
Marc Summers
Nov 30th, 2005, 03:41 AM
I don't know but maybe we can figure it out together ;)
Mr. Fugo
Nov 30th, 2005, 05:20 AM
The ball keeps on rolling :)
kellychaos
Dec 5th, 2005, 03:52 PM
Random acts of gayness abound! :eek
vBulletin® v3.6.8, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.