meh.......

[Juttin]

I'm sick today,uhn..... :( :oao <--- hahaha......gotta love jackassery

[Mockery]

That was worse than a typical "HI I'M NEW!" thread.

[Juttin]

actually,I'm not new....just,I forgot my old account,so I just said fuck it and made a new one.

[Juttin]

but,of course,I forgot about the dumass 'OMG WTF HAXX0r's' that like to mumble and are like 'playstation 3? more like GAYstation 3 right omg lol-Z0RZ'

[Juttin]

And you,who got voted off your OWN COMPETITION

Omg...how lame is that?

[Chojin]

yeah......um.............hi.

[Moobs]

If it's like this every day, I may consider not proceeding on this forum. This is one incident though, so you get the benefit of the doubt.

[Mockery]

And you,who got voted off your OWN COMPETITION

Omg...how lame is that?
Lame? No, I got beat fair 'n square. It's not supposed to be a biased competition where I win my way to the top just because I run the site. It'd be pretty shitty if I won my own trophy.

You're on a roll already there, Corky.

[Juttin]

hooray...Chojin knows how to copy & paste



Good job,here's a cookie http://www.gift-baskets-4u.com/images/Cookies/Chocolate%20Cookie%20With%20White%20Chocolate%20Ch ips%20.jpg

[Seven Force]

Hi there newcomers! Allow me to personally welcome you to the forums. How are you two doing today? Great! Hey listen, before we continue, i'm going to assume you haven't read the rules. If you did, you'd know that there's a $2 charge for posting a new thread, $3 dollars for posting a reply. I sure hope you two have paypal.

Edit: And before you go "hahahahaha that's not a rule", lemme just point out with pride that I spent a total of $2793 (3x931) posting here. Best money i've ever spent.

[MetalMilitia]

Juttin is very in your face :eek

[Juttin]

Why not? I'm sure you'd like it

'Weeee! I won the trophy! I rock sooo much! That part where I said 'that post was dumb' was brilliant!'

but,I digress.

[Juttin]

so.....there's my 'Newcomer post'.....even though I'm not.
You can shove it up your ass for all I care,maybe quote some DIRECT PART of it, that'd be amusing for about 10 seconds :/

[Chojin]

I feel so told.

[Juttin]

yeah,I totally showed you! I mean,cookies! Classic

*Sarcasm*

[Juttin]

done yet? all this noobery is making me want to puke

[Chojin]

Woah. Woah. Wait. Woah. Woah. Here at I-Mockery, we just asterisks for VERBS. And last I checked, buddy, Sarcasm is NOT A VERB. If you want to show your sarcasm so people on the internet can understand, put it in BBCode like so: [/sarcasm]. Opening the sarcastic statement with a is optional. We may be too stupid to understand jokes without a tag to close it, but about 50% of us can get it without the opener too.

EXAMPLE:

Real nice post there. :rolleyes

Hope this helps!

[Juttin]

...

[Seven Force]

Real Name:
Justin Woody (AHAHAHAHAHAH WOODY)
Nickname:
Juttin
Location:
Newton,Iowa (read: middle of nowhere)
Age: (It's blank but i'm guessing 14)

Marital Status:
Single (obviously)
Sex:
Male ("male" is used very loosely in this case)
Occupation:
Student (once again, obviously)

More About Him

Hobbies:
Video Games,Rock Music,Video Games Skating-Not queer skating,Im a boarder. (what the fuck is queer skating?)
Latest News:
Gonna Vomit! bleh. (You just said that)
Favorite Quote:
Space.An endless place. Then you get to the end and the giant monkey starts throwing barrels at you. (That wasn't a very funny quote, but better than whatever you've done during the past 10 minutes.)

[Juttin]

That was a waste of,IDK,let's say '50%' of your mental capacity,and my time :/

[Juttin]

oh noes,Seven Force pulled out my old account.....
god,what a waste---

let's see here,making fun of my last name? what's yours?

do you wish it was 'Xhounghua' or something asian like that,or is it?

And,that quote is from Futurama,a show which I hit myself for ever liking.

And,you're guessing 14? Why's that? Because that's the only "insult" you can think of,and since you're mad,I'm all of a sudden 14.



Yeah,SF,you totally FACED me there! I mean, FACE!

[Juttin]

ALSO, I was single when I made that account,let's think,about 3 years ago?

So what? I have a hot GF now,and,if you need any info, there it is

[Chojin]

I bet you don't!

[Juttin]

I bet you don't!



Oh noes,an 'I bet' statement.

I BET,you whack off to anime
I BET,you think you're asian
I BET,that you took about 5 mins. tops thinking of something to say,eh?

[Juttin]

I'm tired,and done,and just mildly sick,so......

THE END.

2005-2006, a J.W. Studios production.

[Seven Force]

Is your g/f Asian? If not, then I don't give a rat's ass.

That's all the info I need, right there.

[Juttin]

no...she's not asian....
so,there you go,done,over. <--- period

[Seven Force]

If it's over then don't reply.

Ever.

[Juttin]

I was answering your question about my gf being asian or not,so there! yeah! *backflips*

[Guitar Woman]

It didn't take long for mmmcdaniel to come back. :rolleyes

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/cul8rboi.gif

[Juttin]

OMFG that's very scary.....and,Idk,random.

very random.

yes'm

[Juttin]

It didn't take long for mmmcdaniel to come back. :rolleyes


I'm guessing that's some dick noob who thought he was cool?

well,fuck him,he's not me,I'm not him.

I'm just,you know,getting into faces because that's what I do when somebody likes to jack around.

Even if it's RoG

-The End- .......really

[Juttin]

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/cul8rboi.gif

Who the fuck is that? Screech? AGH! IT BURNS!

[Dr. Boogie]

Finally, Rog's karma is catching up with him, in the form of a totally outrageous fellow named juttin.

[Juttin]

:O Dr. Boogie!

now the whole gang is here to solve a mystery!

(minus Max Burbank,Protoclown)

[MetalMilitia]

Trying to be outrageous on Internets is a full time job!

[Juttin]

holy shit,it's like a swarm! get them off me! gah!

it is inevitable,MUh-Mister Anderson-Son!

[Guitar Woman]

It didn't take long for mmmcdaniel to come back. :rolleyes


I'm guessing that's some dick noob who thought he was cool?

well,fuck him,he's not me,I'm not him.
Yeah, you're worse. You're so bad, in fact, that I'm thinking you're really Chojin, and this is a test of some sort to see how well we are able to make new retarded people cry and leave the internet forever. WELL I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIE CHOJIN BUT NEVERTHELESS I'LL PLAY ALONG >:

HEY JUTTIN, I HEAR THAT YOUR NICKNAME IN THE BOYS LOCKER ROOM IS SPERM DUMPSTER, AND THAT YOU SECERETLY LOOK AT GAY ANIME PORN ON THE INTERNET! I ALSO HEARD THAT YOUR MOM CURSES HERSELF EVERY DAY FOR BOTCHING THE ABORTION, AND JUST WISHES SHE COULD TAKE YOU TO A LAND FILL AND SHOOT YOU AND LEAVE YOU THERE, BUT SHE CAN'T BECAUSE SHE HAS TO SELL HERSELF ON THE STREET TO GET MONEY FOR CRYSTAL METH AND CAN'T AFFORD A GUN.

SO JUTTIN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT EVERYONE EVERYWHERE HATES YOU, EVEN YOUR OWN MOM? YOU'RE LIKE JACK THOMPSON, EXCEPT YOUR IQ IS ABOUT 70 POINTS LOWER, YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A WAST OF ORGANIC RESOURCES. NOW FUCK OFF.

[Emu]

This thread is full of flagrant violations. I'm going to have to shut you down.

[Juttin]

I hate when I get compared to some douchebag that I don't even know.

Chojin=not me
McmmmDaniels=not me
juttin=me


now,please STFU ,for the sake of my sanity

[Emu]

did you make your avatar yourself cuz it's pretty clever

[Seven Force]

While we're on that subject, what the fuck is your avatar supposed to be, Emu? Is it a monkey or...what? Not poking fun at it, i'm just wondering.

[Emu]

it's professor bobo from MST3K >:

[Seven Force]

Woah, don't get so offended. I don't watch a lot of TV. :posh

[Chojin]

I liked the guy with the red suit and hair better

[Chojin]

it made me feel like i was on a game show and you were the host

[Emu]

maybe i'll bring him back

someday

[Chojin]

further updates as they pop into my adolescent brain

[Chojin]

you ruined my joke man

[Chojin]

what the hell

[Chojin]

man

[Guitar Woman]

So did you guys see the fifth element
some awesome shit right there

[Chojin]

man u ppl keep replyin ok whatevr

must b nice 2 have no life.........

i'm out

[Chojin]

wait i forgot my hat

[Guitar Woman]

You did that joke before >:

[Rongi]

SHUT UP

[Juttin]

It didn't take long for mmmcdaniel to come back. :rolleyes


I'm guessing that's some dick noob who thought he was cool?

well,fuck him,he's not me,I'm not him.
Yeah, you're worse. You're so bad, in fact, that I'm thinking you're really Chojin, and this is a test of some sort to see how well we are able to make new retarded people cry and leave the internet forever. WELL I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIE CHOJIN BUT NEVERTHELESS I'LL PLAY ALONG >:

HEY JUTTIN, I HEAR THAT YOUR NICKNAME IN THE BOYS LOCKER ROOM IS SPERM DUMPSTER, AND THAT YOU SECERETLY LOOK AT GAY ANIME PORN ON THE INTERNET! I ALSO HEARD THAT YOUR MOM CURSES HERSELF EVERY DAY FOR BOTCHING THE ABORTION, AND JUST WISHES SHE COULD TAKE YOU TO A LAND FILL AND SHOOT YOU AND LEAVE YOU THERE, BUT SHE CAN'T BECAUSE SHE HAS TO SELL HERSELF ON THE STREET TO GET MONEY FOR CRYSTAL METH AND CAN'T AFFORD A GUN.

SO JUTTIN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT EVERYONE EVERYWHERE HATES YOU, EVEN YOUR OWN MOM? YOU'RE LIKE JACK THOMPSON, EXCEPT YOUR IQ IS ABOUT 70 POINTS LOWER, YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A WAST OF ORGANIC RESOURCES. NOW FUCK OFF.



wow.....that was real deep,especially the part where you don't know shit about me so you make up some fag story. I mean...sperm dumpster? naw,my name is woody in the stupid jocks eyes,because they think I have a funny last name. And,Anime porn? That's Chojin,not me.

[MetalMilitia]

Woody? :lol

[Juttin]

Woody? :lol


Hey,I didn't pick a last name that's a crude synonym for boner...... >:

[Dr. Fu]

i want 2 b a firfiter so i ken seff ppls

[Juttin]

i want 2 b a firfiter so i ken seff ppls

Dude....pick something that isn't a mass of letters,numbers,and pointlessness to say,for our safety.

OUR SAFETY.

[Juttin]

I mean,God.


I'm the one being called a noob for snapping back at people,and "regulars" are puking up chunks of veggies and letters onto a thread.......

[Juttin]

And how am I automatically retarded when I make a clever remark?


Goddamn, "Jack Thompson''s IQ must be like,220 if my
IQ is 70 points lower as a FACT.


Actually,nothing GW even SAID was relevant to my life.


Is she normally mentally retarded?

[MetalMilitia]

Hey juttin why dont you go suck a dick instead of bombarding us with your "clever" remarks.

[Juttin]

Hey juttin why dont you go suck a dick instead of bombarding us with your "clever" remarks.


Crude and rejecting! BURRRRNNNN!

Ok....I'm done.

Really.

STOP POSTING.

[MetalMilitia]

Previous noobs efforts pale in comparison to your truly outrageous attitiude.

[Juttin]

hell,I'll take that as a compliment,even though I'm not new here

[MetalMilitia]

Your posting seems very angry. Does that make you raging woody?

[Juttin]

Your posting seems very angry. Does that make you raging woody?

Sure! And they'll make a new version of Punch-Out! with me as a character. And It'll make ALOT of sense!

[sadie]

your space bar appears to be malfunctioning.

[Security Potato]

Hi Juttin,
I am a security potato. Please remain calm.

[Sethomas]

70 plus 70 is 140, not 220, moron.

[Seven Force]

Hi Juttin,
I am a security potato. Please remain calm.

:lol What the fuck?! :lol

[Dr. Fu]

Dude....pick something that isn't a mass of letters,numbers,and pointlessness to say,for our safety.

OUR SAFETY.
dood stfu lawl