Hi! These introduction threads are so lame.....

[Hannibal]

But I'm new, so I thought I better introduce myself anyway. I love this site, and have been reading the boards for a little while, so I thought I would start contributing a little bit.
So anyway, good to meet you all and I hope to have some good (or bad) conversations with you! I really don't care, because I post from work and anything is better than being bored all day.

[Sethomas]

I made a post about you, but it got deleted. You could have gone for Hannibal Barka, Hannibal Hamlin, but no, you went for Lecter. Misguided queer, you are.

And you know what? These threads are so lame that they're prohibitted. So you're inept in so many ways.

[Hannibal]

I guess I didn't know they were prohibitted. I don't usually read the foum guidlines. I wouldn't have started an intro thread if I had known that. Inept is a bit harsh, but hey thanks for responding!

BTW, what is wrong with "queers" as you like to call them? >:

[Dole]

They are a crime against God and are NOT WELCOME HERE. Please read the forum guidelines, its all in there.

[Sethomas]

Queer as in misguided or out of place. That you associate the word with homosexual orientation is a clear sign that you've been brainwashed by the Jew-run liberal media.

[Hannibal]

They are a crime against God and are NOT WELCOME HERE. Please read the forum guidelines, its all in there.


I think maybe you should read it again.


1) Malicious remarks in the form of Racism, Sexism, ,Homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated. The whole "you're a faggot, you're retarded, etc etc." simply demonstrates that you're an uncreative halfwit with nothing to say. If you're caught saying that kind of shit, you will be warned once. If it continues, you'll be banned permanently.

[HickMan]

Damn Jesus Killers

[Hannibal]

Queer as in misguided or out of place. That you associate the word with homosexual orientation is a clear sign that you've been brainwashed by the Jew-run liberal media.


Well I am Jewish too, so maybe you're right.

[HickMan]

You damn Jesus Killer

[Hannibal]

Damn Jesus Killers


Christians have killed many more people than the Jews ever did.

[HickMan]

Yeah but you killed the only one that mattered.

[Hannibal]

You damn Jesus Killer


Well, J.C. was a Jew himself, so he couldn't have been all that bad. :)

[Hannibal]

Yeah but you killed the only one that mattered.

So says a narrow minded christian.

Hey Jesus of Nazareth was a great prophet, but we don't believe he was the savior. So, his death was a tragedy as a person, but the Jews did not kill the son of God. At least that is not what we believe. We could be wrong, you could be wrong, no one really knows, except for Jehova himself.

[Sethomas]

Scared to say Yahweh?

[Emu]

i think we should ban hannibal for killing jesus ;_;

[Hannibal]

Scared to say Yahweh?

Look, I'm used to being outnumbered by christians. I would rather not talk about religion. It never ends good.

[Hannibal]

i think we should ban hannibal for killing jesus ;_;

Dude, I'm 30 years old. How is that possible?

Should you be banned for not stopping the holocaust?

[ItalianStereotype]

the holacaust was indeed a terrible time in history. people wouldn't stop saying hello to each other. OH THE HUMANITY!

[MetalMilitia]

hes got a point, emu. Not stopping the holocaust was a pretty jerky thing to do.

[Emu]

this thread is intense

[ItalianStereotype]

it pretty cleary says holacaust. you must be thinking of something else, metal.

[Emu]

i could have stopped the holacaust, way back when i was a teenager and it first started, but i didn't because i met this chick down by the river and things got a little raunchy after that y'know what i'm sayin' :yum

seriously though i'ms orry ;_;

[Chojin]

i for one am glad we finally have someone that can take this forum as seriously as it should be taken.

Are you on yahoo! Chess? Please say yes.

[Hannibal]

i for one am glad we finally have someone that can take this forum as seriously as it should be taken.

Are you on yahoo! Chess? Please say yes.

If you mean me, then no I am not.

[Chojin]

do you play cribbage

[Hannibal]

No. Why do you ask?

[Emu]

i play yahoo! pool sometimes though not recently :(

[Hannibal]

i play yahoo! pool sometimes though not recently :(

I used to play it all the time too. I still do sometimes. I also like to play Yahoo gin.

[thebiggameover]

when does the halocaust start? for reals, i hate that fucking game....

[kellychaos]

you never get extra guys on that one :(

[Ninjavenom]

It's like someone launched a dork missile and hit i-mockery dead on

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Queer as in misguided or out of place. That you associate the word with homosexual orientation is a clear sign that you've been brainwashed by the Jew-run liberal media.
That made me giggle. And I mean giggle in the: that makes perfect sense sort of way but you know that people wouldn't make the connection right away unless they were pretty smart and had a good vocabulary. I had to make sure anyone who reads this post must know that.

On a side note, I had to spell check "vocabulary".

[kellychaos]

You might wanna try "sarcasm" on your next lexiconal venture, sport.

[Jeanette X]

Hey Jesus of Nazareth was a great prophet, but we don't believe he was the savior. So, his death was a tragedy as a person, but the Jews did not kill the son of God. At least that is not what we believe. We could be wrong, you could be wrong, no one really knows, except for Jehova himself.

Sure we did! I was right there, pounding in the nails! :)

Shalom! :)

[Ihach]

could this be the return of jeanette? :)