(shhh! don't tell the mods!)

[Dr. Fu]

Be very quiet.

For you see, the past few days I've been illegally brewing tasty MOONSHINE here discreetly!

But don't let the mods know, or else they'll drink it all!

Keep very, very, quiet.

Now who wants a mug?

[GADZOOKS]

How about a nice mug of shut the fudge up :fu

Hahaha, wouldn't that make a great picture for the internet? :)

[Dr. Fu]

How about a nice mug of shut the fudge up :fu

Hahaha, wouldn't that make a great picture for the internet? :)

I take it you don't want a glass then.

Fine, more for me.

[GADZOOKS]

A glass, you offered a mug. Please keep track of your liquid containers!

My response, in case you can't figure out was to you Dr. Fu on this message:

How about a nice mug of shut the fudge up :fu

Hahaha, wouldn't that make a great picture for the internet? :)

I take it you don't want a glass then.

Fine, more for me.

THAT ONE

[Dr. Fu]

lol internets

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.peaceathomeshelter.org/extra1/peace/graphics/AnimatedCopCar.gif

[Dr. Fu]

http://www.peaceathomeshelter.org/extra1/peace/graphics/AnimatedCopCar.gif

I DID NOT, I repeat, I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Dr. Fu you seem like a funny person, want to help me write the sequel to Daddy Day Care?

What do you think about Johnny Knoxville with 28 eight-year-olds?

[Dr. Fu]

Hey Dr. Fu you seem like a funny person, want to help me write the sequel to Daddy Day Care?

What do you think about Johnny Knoxville with 28 eight-year-olds?

What do you mean?

WHAT YOU SAY?

I believe that you are WRONG

[Dr. Fu]

It also seems that no one wants my tasty moonshine :(

[GADZOOKS]

Hahahaha. Fair enough, Dr. Fu, fair enough.

I got a call from my agent, it seems Disney wants me to write their Bambi sequel. How about this, THIS TIME BAMBI TAKES A BULLET....

FOR GEORGE W. BUSH!

[the_dudefather]

what flavor is it?

[Dr. Fu]

what flavor is it?

Moonshine.

By the way, anyone got a lighter...?

[Dr. Fu]

Hahahaha. Fair enough, Dr. Fu, fair enough.

I got a call from my agent, it seems Disney wants me to write their Bambi sequel. How about this, THIS TIME BAMBI TAKES A BULLET....

FOR GEORGE W. BUSH!

I do think that a Snow White vs. Pocohontas would be terrific.

"GREAT TASTE!"
"LESS FILLING!"
"GREAT TASTER!"
"LESS FILLING!"

Repeat ad neccesarium

[the_dudefather]

ok give me a glass

[Dr. Fu]

ok give me a glass

eleventy hundred dollars a mug, dude

[the_dudefather]

ok send it over to me in dundee and ill pay the delivery boy

[Dr. Fu]

ok send it over to dundee and ill pay the delivery boy

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/7080/wtfrudoing8wb.jpg

[the_dudefather]

not much, space dino

[Dr. Fu]

...

he's actually biting on this.


:D

[the_dudefather]

the hunter has become THE HUNTED.

or something

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.highperformancecars.com/gallery/copcarburnout.jpg
UH OH GUYS IT'S THE PO-LEECE!

http://www.tomgpalmer.com/images/Menacing%20Police.jpg
Allright, y'alls busted! Now where's the cock sucker what made this?

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3343/ninegirlsghost2gt.jpg
Fuck, It's the hillbilly cops! They're here to torment us with bad grammar and Larry the Cable Guy CDs!

http://www.aleruscenter.com/walloffame/larrycableguy4.jpg
GIT R DUN

http://users.ncable.net.au/~abirch/SA/pain.gif

http://www.scp-inc.org/publications/journals/J2704/Images/Policeman.GIF
Ha ha, that's nothing! You should hear our other Blue Collar Comedy Tour CDs!

http://www.nndb.com/people/676/000022610/foxworthy-crop.jpg
We gots Jeff Foxworthy!

http://www.geneseetheatre.com/images/event/Thumb_Ron%20White_20050819153554.jpg
And Ron White!

http://www.swosu.edu/news/images/events/panorama/bill-engvall.jpg
And Bill Engvall! That funny sumbitch could make us laugh fer hours!

http://mypage.letssingit.com/images/andro/cop.jpg
Hey, ain't Blue Collar TV almost on?

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3343/ninegirlsghost2gt.jpg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8e/300px-Blue_Collar_TV.jpg
HEY EVERYONE, TIME FOR BLUE COLLAR TV!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/2/Posters/PO7029.jpg
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

http://bloarzeyd.gyrate.org/splash/screaming.jpg
Dr Fu you idiot, you destroyed the universe!

http://www.duke.edu/~lsk5/Randomness/yp%20isaac%20sad.jpg
:(

[Dr. Fu]

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[MetalMilitia]

you're really bad at that guitar woman.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/images/concerts_jefffoxworthy.jpg
My old sitcom may of been horredous, but not as bad as anythang Guitar Woman has made! Get-It-Done-Now!

[Dr. Fu]

Eleventy hundred dollars per glass.

[Pub Lover]

...but only if you're local. Are you local? We're a local shop, for local people! :tubbs

[Dr. Fu]

...but only if you're local. Are you local? We're a local shop, for local people! :tubbs
I'M SELLIN DIS MOONSHINE, YOU SHIT.

I brewed it.

I'm sellin it.

eleventyhundred (1100) dollars per glassmug.

SHUT UP AND LEEEVE.

/angrehcaek

[Sethomas]

I've actually had Kentucky-brewed moonshine, you fucking poseur.

[sadie]

i'm not into moonshine, but i've eaten a strawberry or few. this guy i know had some banana, but i was pregnant at the time.

[Comrade Rocket]

i enjoy this thread

[Comrade Rocket]

wait, no i dont

[ScruU2wice]

I enjoy gadzooks in this thread

[sadie]

i like your new avatar lots.

[Jixby Phillips]

dr. fu

[executioneer]

f u doctor

[Jixby Phillips]

shh dont tell the mods that you are an dick

[Jixby Phillips]

you are getting arrested for this

[Dr. Fu]

Jixby!

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/3103/fginsult8km.gif (http://imageshack.us)

<3

[Jixby Phillips]

You are so uncreative that it hurts

you think really dumb, basic nerdy bullshit is funny, and you foist this upon us as if we are as easily impressed as you are.

This is why i regularly send you private messages telling you that you are terrible. I just want to remind you that you are tasteless and awful and obnoxious and tacky and I really don't like you and i"m sure many here don't either.

Please respond by saying something like "I still love you jixby (smilie face)" and continue being the worst person here.

[ScruU2wice]

As we stood on the terace, under the envious stars, I set my champagne glass and took the mad doctor into my arms. I knew by the look in Dr. Fu's eyes, that we could dance till

the end of time...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ScruU2wice/3spinthing0ck2.gif

[executioneer]

doctor fu this website is for people on the cutting edge of internet comedy this might-have-been-funny-3-years-ago bullshit is not going to do it >:

[executioneer]

i mean come on, LEED SPEAK? :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Are you with me Doctor Fu
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once knew?

P.S.: Laughs all around to jixby, scru, and willie http://www.freakingnews.com/images/emoticon/cool.gif

[Dr. Fu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ScruU2wice/3spinthing0ck2.gif


I think I just shat myself.



Oh and Jixby, our relationship is OVER

:'(

[ziggytrix]

Dr. Fu isn't the worst person here.

i could do without him copying and pasting the forum main page into threads, as that's just plain annoying. But really, there are at least 3 or 4 folks more worthless than Fu.

[Wiffle Bat]

Why dont we collect all the moonshiners and rum-runners and let them have a race, and we'll call it NASCAR ^^

[ziggytrix]

synchronicity, wiffle
wiffle, synchronicity

[Dr. Fu]

stop drinking that high fructose corn syrup, jonny

[Dr. Fu]

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[Dr. Fu]

i could do without him copying and pasting the forum main page into threads

i can do it

i can do it nine times.

Don't make me, though.