I kn0w, but..

[Fat Fuck Dog]

I'm new here and I read the rules of these boards, so I'm not posting to say "Hi, I'm new" but I am. Seriosuly tho, I thought I'd let you guys know (If you hadn't heard already) that Pat Morita died kinda recently...ya know, the old guy from "The Karate Kid Part II"? yeah, that was him. Anyways, I'm gonna bow my head in silence. Join me if you'd like.

Anyways, I hope to know you all well. :)

[Chojin]

Hi!

[Orange Juice Bruce]

FFD, I'm OJB. You're signature is clever! Did you write it yourself?....with crayon?

Oh, and so you're awar, the best way to make fun of people on I-Mockery is to call them "gay." Go ahead and give 'er a test drive. If you're unsure on how to use the word "gay", view my stunning example in the "Newest registered user" thread. That should put you on the right track.

[Emu]

it serves him right

[mburbank]

Did you all know I had sex with his mom? It was horrible.

[Fat Fuck Dog]

What does my mom have to do with any of this? I was trying to say "hi" and inform people about the information regarding the whereabouts of Pat Morita and you have to comment on my mother?

Geez, what's your problem?

Ya know, only assholes and UTZ Potato chip makers make "your mom" jokes on the web. Just so you know.

Wish you were here,
-FFD

[MetalMilitia]

why did your mom cross the road? because her dick was stuck in a chicken haha >:

[Fat Fuck Dog]

Seriously, what's with all the cheap shots. You guys don't even know my mother, so don't pretend you do. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

[Guitar Woman]

Seriously.

[CaptainBubba]

Its ok man take it easy ALLLLL we're trying to say is that your mother is a patchwork of lumpy discolred flesh that borders on being an abomination to life as we know it and she gives awful terrible blow jobs because her two buck teeth stick out too far.

Relax, we're cool guys here you're going to fit in just fine. Like OJB said NICE sig man.

[Mockery]

I suggest we create an "unfunny character" emoticon. Chojin says the :fu emoticon works just as well.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think they should be "outed" for having an unfunny character

[mburbank]

WHAT?!? A CHARACTER?!?


I think it's George.

[Seven Force]

This is a character?

I thought characters were supposed to be gimmick accounts, like Mr. Sarcastic, or Soda Popinski.

This guy isn't funny. :(

[James]

I suggest we create an "unfunny character" emoticon. Chojin says the :fu emoticon works just as well.

Considering that emoticon is only used seriously by the dumbest of the dumb, no.

I vote for http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9734/groucho7pw.jpg except without the white background but I don't have time to remove it right now.

[Guitar Woman]

Strago, of course.
What a shitty character.
http://simplyff.free.fr/FF6/Personnages/Strago.jpg

[Dole]

expunge these characters.

[Chojin]

Rog, I thought we weren't supposed to expose characters :rolleyes

[Dr. Fu]

MY PENIS IS MADE OF 100% PURE JOY!

[mburbank]

I find this fat fuck dog far less anoying than Dr. Fu.




I still say its george.

[Ihach]

plus chojin already did the 'seriously' bit years ago

[mburbank]

seriously

[Dr. Fu]

lol mburbank am witty

[Fat Fuck Dog]

A character? I uhm...I don't quite know waht you mean? I assume, by your "gussing" that you think I'm someone else on these boards, but I don't know why.

Well, actually, if you're going by IP, I post from my friend's house (who is also on these boards). So I can understand if you're seeing 1 IP with 2 accounts, I don't have internet because my mom (shut up) doesn't make enough for stuff like that. I had to pick either cell phone or internet and I needed the cell for my job.

So in closing - HAHAHAHA! Maybe I could be a character. I'll go ahead and say that I'm OAO because you guys seem to really enjoy his company- as evidenced by the "I Hate OAO" thread next door.

[Guitar Woman]

I think my brain just started to bleed a little bit.

[Dr. Fu]

Oh noes i are very confoosed culd u give us a hint??????????????????/

[Juttin]

everybodies' a character these days,I guess.

[Chojin]

Since it's okay to out characters now, I'm just gonna get this all off my chest at once.

LIST OF CHARACTERS

juttin - Max Burbank
Dr. Fu - - Max Burbank
Guitar Woman - Max Burbank
mburbank - Max Burbank
James - Max Burbank
Cosmo Electrolux - Himself
CaptainBubba - Max Burbank
MetalMilitia - Max Burbank
Emu - Max Burbank
Mockery - Doopa
Doopa - Max Burbank
Fat Fuck Dog - AChimp

I feel purged.

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Juttin]

wow....I'm guessing that means I hate myself? wait,GW's my sister?! KAAAAHHHNNNN! *hangs Self*


[/sarcasm]

[Guitar Woman]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU AREN'T FUNNY, AND EVERY TIME YOU POST I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER TAKING THE FUCKING LIFE OF MYSELF AND EVERYONE WITHIN A FUCKING 100 MILE RADIUS OF ME, SO FUCK OFF BEFORE I FUCKING COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND FUCKING SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING FUCK

[Juttin]

O......K.... :tear

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha, that was fun. I'm glad I'm Guitar Woman again.

[Dr. Fu]

i r a character, yey

[James]

Mockery - Doopa
Doopa - Max Burbank

There's gotta be a joke about Mockery being the man inside Doopa, and then somehow insinuating Mockery and Max are engaged in some loving and perfectly normal relationship that God turns his eyes from.

Help me find i- Oh wait I think that's as good as it's gonna get. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm my own character...I thought I was a Dole character..... :(

and I kind of miss the "seriously" bit .....seriously :|