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mburbank
Dec 21st, 2005, 01:14 PM
A personal thank you note from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

Oh, yes my friend. They thanked me.






I wonder if this will work as a get out of jail free card at some point.

Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 21st, 2005, 01:21 PM
what did they thank you for? Did you send them guns and alcohol?

MetalMilitia
Dec 21st, 2005, 01:23 PM
"Thanks for not smuggling any alcohol, tobacco or firearms into the country. It really means alot to us :hug."

mburbank
Dec 21st, 2005, 02:02 PM
I helped 'em out with some stuff. That's all I'm saying. Got me a card out of it. A personally signed card with a speciffic personal message of thanks, not one of your cookie-cutter bullshit like you get from your dentist at Christmas.

mburbank
Dec 21st, 2005, 02:03 PM
HEY! I just thought of something! I bet Vinth doesn't have a personalized, signed thank you card from the ATF!

WHO HATES AMERICA NOW, FUCKER?!

Slinky Ferret
Dec 22nd, 2005, 04:31 AM
I think max needs to scan this in. :p

Dole
Dec 22nd, 2005, 04:55 AM
'Dear Max. Thanks for alerting us to your children's firearms and alchohol offences. You will be pleased to know they are now adapting to life in the compound very well, after the initial psychotic episodes diminished. Merry Xmas from all at the ATF'.

Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 22nd, 2005, 07:42 AM
Sounds like you've sold out to the man, Max.....

sadie
Dec 22nd, 2005, 08:38 AM
this thread is very scary!

mburbank
Dec 22nd, 2005, 09:17 AM
If I can find a scanner frindly friend, and someone to host the image I will. I'M AN IMPORTANT PERSON, DAMNIT!!!

Rez
Dec 23rd, 2005, 03:32 AM
i'll lend my photobucket if really needed.

i'm sure someone can cough a proper hosting site up though.

Ninjavenom
Dec 23rd, 2005, 03:38 AM
I sure can.