NEW SHORT: "Max Burbank's Xmas Poems!"

[Mockery]

Now that he's all liquored up 'n toasty, Max Burbank has yet another collection of poems for you to read. This time, they're all about the holidays!

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NEW SHORT: "The Poetry of Max Burbank: Part 5 (holiday edition)"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/maxpoems5

Enjoy!

[Immortal Goat]

That last one was great (well, they all were), but it got me thinking. What the hell WAS wrong with that red headed doll?

[ziggytrix]

what special had the island of misfit toys?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.....The one that had Clarice too....that little slut..

[ArrowX]

I think I just had an early present! Fucking awesome stuff Mr. Burbank!

[Mike P]

That last one was great (well, they all were), but it got me thinking. What the hell WAS wrong with that red headed doll?

I'm guessing she was a hermaphrodite or some sort of sexual deviant.

The poems were all good. I liked "Just Like the Christ Child" most of all.