I Shaved For the First time Today!!!

[Jeff The Ninja]

And I didnt slit my throat with my gilette, YAY.

[ItalianStereotype]

wait, so you're like 12?

[Chojin]

I'm shocked.

[Jeff The Ninja]

wait, so you're like 12?
No, im 17, I just entered puberty late. Ill post some ID if you are still skeptical of my age.

[ScruU2wice]

I was hoping that OAO was the author of this thread :(

[Supafly345]

I wish I never started growing facial hair.

[GADZOOKS]

Let's see the ID!

[Chojin]

To be honest this thread isn't as horrible as I was anticipating; I thought I was going to read all about how Herbert F. Pinkleton Jr. shaved his pubic hair for the first time since growing it one year prior, but had some wacky oversight and chewed up his genitals with his father's straightrazor in the process.

Oh internet, I know you too well.

[Tropical]

i'd like some ID here too >:

[Lye]

me too, but its more like i shaved for the first time today, like every day i shave twice and this was just the first...

[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/IDPic.jpg
Hi can I buy margarita mix now or what?

[ArrowX]

lol I started shaving at 15. And I hate having to do it.

[Marc Summers]

Then don't.

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

W00T! A FELLOW WASHINGTONIAN!!

[Supafly345]

HAHA DONT YOU JUST LOVE THE RAIN BOY I SURE DONT!!

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

HAHA DONT YOU JUST LOVE THE RAIN BOY I SURE DONT!!

compaired to the bullshit redneck crap I am putting up with now, I'll take the rain.

a excert from my blog:
".....you know what is in alabama!?!?! absoulty nothing. this is the land of deep frying, everythign is deep fried. I thought I had seen it all before I came here. but NOOOOO, here is a list of things I have see/tried that have been deep fried, some of them I had no idea what I was eating untill I was done.

catfish, the WHOLE fish, head, tail, gills, all of it.
turkey
phesent(sp)
chicken
snake
opossom (don't ask)
squirrel (once again, don't ask)
hot dogs
trout
salmon ( it had altrady been smoked, th elocals thought it "needed sumthin")
racoon (for the third time, don't ask)
deer
wild hog
twinkies (yes twinkies)
oreos (the greasiest mess ever)
Cream filled cupcakes......
come to think of it, they will deep fry anything that will fit into it. including auto parts, just to prove it could be done."

[MetalMilitia]

Flying gerbils! thats priceless!! :lol :lol :lol

:rolleyes

[Spooky]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/notafaerietale/ohmygod4wn.jpg

[Mad Melvin]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/4408/prince8uv.jpg

[sadie]

And I didnt slit my throat with my gilette, YAY.
or did you?! http://www.boycottgillette.com

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/notafaerietale/ohmygod4wn.jpg
what....the......fuck.....is....on.....her.......l ip?

[ziggytrix]

most....people.....call.....it...hair....or......a ...moustache...

.. .... .. ... .. ... .. ..... ... .. .... ... ... .. . .. .. .... ... .

[camacazio]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/IDPic.jpg
Hi can I buy margarita mix now or what?

OH SHIT THE FACIAL HAIR IS COMING BACK

[Tropical]

where the fuck is the ID????

[Comrade Rocket]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/notafaerietale/ohmygod4wn.jpg
what....the......fuck.....is....on.....her.......l ip?

I CAN QUOTE IMAGES TOO



ps. i would totally bang the one in the back by the window.

[Spooky]

what the hell is that evergreen forest on the car wreck she calls a face

[Jeff The Ninja]

Ok, you want to see my ID, ill show it to you.
http://www.pixpond.com/1/5889j7.JPG


That is me before I had my beard. And I am such a Handsome Bastard.

[mozz]

5 Foot 4. You're tiny!
http://www.davidchristie.com.au/jobsearch/images/2003-Jobsearch-Midget.jpg

[Womti]

such a fat handsome bastard!

[mozz]

such a fat handsome bastard!
http://www.forumspile.com/LOL-Jesus.jpg

[ziggytrix]

I'd steal her camera. Cuz stealing from kids is ok, but banging them is NOT you sick pedophile. ;(

[mozz]

I'd steal her camera. Cuz stealing from kids is ok, but banging them is NOT you sick pedophile. ;(

NIGWUT?

[ziggytrix]

i was talking to comrade rocket, not you.

[mozz]

Page one. Quote Quotemotherfuckuseit!

[ziggytrix]

yeah sorry, i didn't notice page 2 as it was FULL OF WORTHLESS SHIT FROM THE LIKES OF YOU

[mozz]

http://www.forumspile.com/BooHoo-Nipple.jpg

[ziggytrix]

for fucks sake mozz, quit spewing posts like your in some sort of race, or at least find a proper poscount fight thread.

oh, and welcome to the internet. a word of advice though - unorginal pictures with insult captions are something of an anathema around here.

[mozz]

It's a forum. You post. Fuck off.
You=Posts: 3817
:/

[ziggytrix]

THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH. I HAVE MADE YOU YOUR VERY OWN THREAD WHICH YOU MAY FUCK UP TO YOUR HEART'S DELIGHT. PLEASE USE IT NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SOIL SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD WITH YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR POSTS. :|

Failing that, at least read the forum rules. Please.

[Womti]

you: posts 21. :lol

[mozz]

THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH. I HAVE MADE YOU YOUR VERY OWN THREAD WHICH YOU MAY FUCK UP TO YOUR HEART'S DELIGHT. PLEASE USE IT NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SOIL SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD WITH YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR POSTS. :|

Failing that, at least read the forum rules. Please.
Holy shit. Caps lock. Grow up. and STFU. KKTHNXBAI.

[ziggytrix]

well, i thought i made you a thread. i guess a mod deleted it for being a personal attack or some shit. so by all means, continue crapping all over every thread on this board like you are in a hurry to make up for the three years you haven't been on this board. you apparently do so with their blessing. >:

[mozz]

Tell you what, lets stop spamming this thread up.

[ziggytrix]

no no, it's fine. disregard what i said earlier.

clearly this is an allowable course of action, as the mods have left this thread alone while deleting one made explictily for you to spew inanities. :/

[Womti]

Tell you what, lets stop spamming this thread up. ok, first step: mozz is banned!! :)

[Marc Summers]

Ok, you want to see my ID, ill show it to you.
http://www.pixpond.com/1/5889j7.JPG


That is me before I had my beard. And I am such a Handsome Bastard.

Didn't anyone notice his last name is SCHABANG?!?!

[Womti]

Didn't anyone notice his last name is SCHABANG?!?![/quote]

didnt anyone notice your last name is SUMMERS?!?!

[Marc Summers]

Um there's a difference between a screen name and a real name. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Jeff The Ninja]

5 Foot 4. You're tiny!
http://www.davidchristie.com.au/jobsearch/images/2003-Jobsearch-Midget.jpg

Actually, I hit my growth spurt over the summer, so now Im 5 foot 9 and the tallest person im my family. I am a GIANT amongst them.

[Womti]

well, you sounded; er, looked ridiculous typing that. who CARES what his last name is???

[Marc Summers]

Don't you have something to do besides bitch at people all day?

[Womti]

at least I know what I'm doing. :(

[mozz]

5 Foot 4. You're tiny!
http://www.davidchristie.com.au/jobsearch/images/2003-Jobsearch-Midget.jpg

Actually, I hit my growth spurt over the summer, so now Im 5 foot 9 and the tallest person im my family. I am a GIANT amongst them.
Haha, you must have a short family. But yeah, good job on the growing..

[Schimid]

greagreqtq

[Spooky]

this thread reminds me of that one part in that one bill and ted movie

[mozz]

Which one part? Be more specific.

[Jixby Phillips]

mozz you know a lot about the right way to post on message boards huh you fat asshole

[Jixby Phillips]

Jeff did you know that your ID proves that you arent actually a ninja

[mozz]

mozz you know a lot about the right way to post on message boards huh you fat asshole
Fat?

[Womti]

and stupid! :)

[MetalMilitia]

and fat!

[Jixby Phillips]

heh i'm not fat how do you know i'm fat thsi is the internet heres a picture of me i'm not even fat

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

Don't fotget ugly. I bet mozz is ugly. and still a virgin too. hahahaha! I poop on you.

[mozz]

I'm in the picture thread.

[Jixby Phillips]

FLYING GERBILS??? :lol WHAAAAAAAAAAAT :rollin

[noob3]

what the fuck

[Jixby Phillips]

:(

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

FLYING GERBILS??? :lol WHAAAAAAAAAAAT :rollin

I am working on putting freakin' lasers on their heads as we speak!
BWHAHAHHAHA!!! :)

[kahljorn]

This guy's not only witty but original. All he needs in his avatar is a snowman smoking pot in a bungalo and a "book worm" with his ass firmly implanted into an apple reading a copy of alfred korzybski's manhood of humanity.

Just look how out of place all of them are! Just like a flying gerbil, how whacktacular.

[Mad Melvin]

flying gerbils...I don't get it. Gerbils can't fly. :confused
Or is it some sort of joke like in that movie by montys python where there were like these knights right, and they said "ni" all the time it was totally bizarre you should check it out armyfighter

[GADZOOKS]

Flying Gerbils is Australian for Cock and Balls.

[Marc Summers]

I thought the Australians just flat out said Cock and Balls to be more blunt :/

EDIT: THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A PUN IN THERE BUT IT REALLY DEPENDS ON YOUR INTERPRETATION >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

why do you do what you do marc

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

bad news, the gerbils laser transplants were rejected....... :)

I do need a advar image don't I? Hmmmm..... now what to make......

as for what a flying gerbil is, it is a figment of my imagination, well from a long time ago, and I was eating lots of twinkies and puffy chee-tos at the time. if you catch my drift.

[Krythor]

you mean you had the muncheis lol

[MetalMilitia]

oh man :lol