Clear Jello

[maggiekarp]

Why don't they make this, huh?

[executioneer]

http://www.kraftfoods.com/knox/images/knox_gelatine_01.gif

not only is it clear it is also mostly tasteless :eek

[Womti]

Its actually meant more for use as an ingredient in foods, such as pie fillings. This stuff isnt the kinda crap you just eat all alone. you have to mix it in. I mean, would you eat sugar raw??

[executioneer]

who wouldn't!

[Womti]

ok, bad example. :yum

[maggiekarp]

I meant flavoured clear gelatin

[Womti]

I still wouldnt eat it. I'm sorry, but normal food is NOT clear.

[Marc Summers]

What would be the preferred taste? Water?

[mozz]

Yum, trotters!

[Womti]

It could be like that flavored water...... fruit 2o! only, as, gelatin! (ugh) somehow, that just seems both wrong and disgusting >:

[Mockeryaddict]

I remember a few years ago there was "Magic" jello that was clear and had stars and moons in it.

[Womti]

was it any good? also, we once did this thing in school, waaaay back in like 4th grade where we took those gummi sharks and mixed them in with the jello. it came out nasty though, because the sharks kinda dissintegrated around the edges...... :puke

[Mockeryaddict]

It tasted like normal jello. The stars and moons had no flavor.

[Womti]

UH... great? listen, dont post boring shit like that.

[Mockeryaddict]

You asked me a question, so I answered it. Whats the problem?

[Womti]

you bore me. that's the fucking problem. >:

[executioneer]

you've got a lot of nerve calling someone boring, yawnti

[Womti]

yeah, but I'm a professional! :P

[Guitar Woman]

You fucking retards, you don't eat it >:
Synchronized swimmers put this shit in their hair to make it stay in place so their little rubber hat thingies don't come off.
They don't use hair gel because the texture is fucking disgusting, like putting honey in your hair eew >:

[mozz]

Fucking hell, looks like we got a comedian.

[Guitar Woman]

fucking hell, it looks like we got a retarded idiot who doesn't know a non-comical conversation from his DICK. >:

[Womti]

fucking hell, it looks like we got a cranky bitch who doesnt know stupid posts from her own anger problems. :/

[Guitar Woman]

Fucking hell, it looks like we've got a homeless guy :rolleyes

[maggiekarp]

Womti, GW, and Mozz are on thin ice >:

[MetalMilitia]

fucking hell, it seems like... wait i fucked up, i'll try again in a minuite.

[Guitar Woman]

FUCKING HELL, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PAGE BREAK!

[maggiekarp]

This page needs a new running joke

[Womti]

I think gw already filled that role.

[Esuohlim]

UH... great? listen, dont post boring shit like that.

[Womti]

UH... great? listen, dont post boring shit like that.

dont use my fucking tactics you unoriginal asshole. just go back to your stupid "im with internet" page and make fun of will & grace or something. >:

[Esuohlim]

UH... great? listen, dont post boring shit like that.

[Womti]

UH... great? listen, dont post boring shit like that.

dont use my fucking tactics you unoriginal asshole. just go back to your stupid "im with internet" page and make fun of will & grace or something. >:

[Rev. Danno]

Clear gelitan is used as a binder, look at the ingredients at most of the junk food you eat. Also you can add flavors to clear jello to make it flavored...

[SUFFER]

dont they use clear jello to make head cheese ?

[Mockeryaddict]

I know that homemade marshmellows use unflavored gelatin.

[Ihach]

clear gelatine is actually made from a part of the bones of animals, and is usually used as a thickening agent

[sadie]

tasty. :(

[maggiekarp]

I'm just saying they could make money by selling flavored clear jello :(

[xbxDaniel]

It didn't work for Coca-cola.

[Maverick Zero Unit]

they should just make different flavored blue foods (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/butterworth/default.php). those rock.

[executioneer]

VISIT I-MOCKERYTDOT COM

[cjadthenord]

It didn't work for Coca-cola.

Don't you mean Pepsi? Man, what ever happened to Crystal Pepsi? That shit kicked the ass!

I once added a can of Ginger Ale to a batch of clear gelatin. It was kinda like...Ginger Ale flavored Gelatin. Which is to say it rocked.