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hfffa
Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:28 PM
http://www.zombiedefense.org/main/research/zhark.html

http://www.zombiedefense.org/main/images/zhark.gif

xbxDaniel
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:27 PM
We all knew it was going to happen one day. If the dead return from their slumber, what's to stop the sharks? Without the need of oxygen they would be able to beach themselves. Their lack of appropiate limbs for travel on land makes them a low threat for people who live inland. If you were to go on a boat to avoid the zombie scourge on earth then you may want to be careful.

Ivan Raged
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:34 PM
so does teh zombie shark only eat fish brains?

hfffa
Jan 18th, 2006, 12:47 PM
I don't think so. It's my understanding that they hunger for all flesh, specifically that of babies, specifically that of white babies, specifically that of white babies raised by wolves, specifically white babies raised by wolves who founded ancient empires.

I'd consider it pure speculation, though.

Guitar Woman
Jan 24th, 2006, 11:44 AM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5581/shark7bg.jpg

DrGonzo
Feb 22nd, 2006, 12:17 PM
They hunger for Samuel L. Jackson's left arm.

Trash
Apr 30th, 2006, 09:38 AM
I want these motherfuckin' sharks off my motherfuckin' left arm!

soopercooldood
Nov 21st, 2007, 10:20 PM
Trash, I actually laughed out loud on that one.
hahaha