THE CLEM WARS

[red8ge]

POST INSULTS ABOUT MR.CLEMENT.

[maggiekarp]

Mr. Clement, you aren't very pleasant!

[Callum Creyshaw]

how about, red8ge is a total nimrod?

[Misdemonar]

Clem makes alts, then uses all of my medical rash cream :/

[maggiekarp]

You're very rude, Mr. Creyshaw!

[Callum Creyshaw]

I'M NOT AN ALT!!!!

[Misdemonar]

dp, Creyshaw likes octupus.

[Callum Creyshaw]

I HATE OCTOPI, THEY'RE TOO GROSS

[red8ge]

clement and crayfish ar both sons of bitches

[Callum Creyshaw]

YOUR A SON OF A WHORE!

[ArrowX]

whats FLCL? I have a feeling it sucks.

[red8ge]

i'm going to hunt you down callum

[Jonathan Clement]

YOU like tentacle hentai!

[Misdemonar]

STOP posting about tentacles clem, just stop it..say no to hentai.

[red8ge]

Flcl is the supposed sequal to neon genisis evangallion. in other words it's soft core lemon on adult swim

[maggiekarp]

whats FLCL? I have a feeling it sucks.
A six episode mini-series that was shown on Cartoon Network. The show itself is kind of mediocre, but the music is awesome.

-edit- Just because it's made by the same company as NGE doesn't make it a sequel :/

[Callum Creyshaw]

IT WASN'T SOFT CORE HENTAI!

[Pub Lover]

IT WASN'T SOFT CORE HENTAI!
You mean it was hardcore? Tentacle rape & all? :eek

[Misdemonar]

You sicko creyshaw.

[Jonathan Clement]

Come on. The first step is admitting you have a problem...

[Callum Creyshaw]

IT WASNT EVEN A LEMON!

[red8ge]

me thinks callum has a problem

[maggiekarp]

I'm not going to deny that FLCL didn't have any fanservice (characters drawn in suggestive poses/ways for the fans who like that sort of thing) and that the story didn't involve a 20-something woman cockteasing a young boy, but it wasn't porn :(

[red8ge]

i just coppied a discription off my friend's site :/

[maggiekarp]

Somehow I don't think your friend is an Anime reiviewer who put alot of research into the subject before posting that info :(

And somehow I think you don't really care :(

[red8ge]

i was too lazy to put thought into it, but i do enjoy the show

[maggiekarp]

It is a very fun show. Not fantastic, but fun.

[Marc Summers]

I was sitting at home one day, and there was a knock on the door. "Hmm, that's funny. I'm not expecting anybody today..." I thought. I opened the door, and there was this awkward looking fellow, he couldn't be a day older than 15. He was wearing blue overalls with a pokemon cap designed to look like Ash's.

"Is this the residence of Marc Summers?" he asked in an artificially gruff voice. "Oh...ya..." I responded.

"I'M GOING TO KIDNAP YOU AND MAKE YOU MY BITCH"
"I'd like to see you try...wait, let me get the camera"
"Take a look at THESE" he said as he flashed his man boobs at me.
I howled in pain and immediately knocked myself out with a bat. As I was blissfully falling unconcious, I swear I heard the words of "BEEF JERKY JERK OOOOOOOOOOFF"

When I woke up I was shivering in fright. I was tied to a chair with the ropes they used to tie up Fujiko in episode 4 of Lupin III. Wait, how did I know that? My pupils became pinpoints as I gathered my surroundings. Posters of Ranma 1/2, Dragon Half, Dragonballz, and Yuyu Hakusho decorated the otherwise drab surroundings.

"I've got you now, you little bitch, now me and God and Jesus are going to continue the punishment..." He popped in a Betamax tape of Sailor Moon and I sweated up a storm. I managed to slip out of the bindings because of my slender frame (6 feet and 120 pounds of PURE MUSCLE >:) and slipped out of the room while he was chanting the Sailor Moon theme song while fiddling with the tracking.

JON CLEMENT, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

[maggiekarp]

Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon!

She will never turn her back on a friend
She is always there to defend
She is the one on whom we can depend
She is the one named Sailor...

...Sailor Venus
...Sailor Mercury
...Sailor Mars
...Sailor Jupiter

With secret powers
All so new to her
She is the one named Sailor Moon!

Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon!
She is the one named Sailor Moon!

She is the one...Sailor Moon!!

Now everyone else will have this damn song stuck in their head, too >:

[red8ge]

see sig

[sublimeboy]

POST INSULTS ABOUT MR.CLEMENT.

POST PICTURES OF SEXY WOMEN. BY THAT I MEAN REAL LIVING BREATHING WOMEN, AND NOT THE HAND DRAWN PHOTOSHOPPED DEBOTCHERYS THAT CLEMENT AND CREYSHAW LOOK AT

[/goat6boy]