WHAT THE HELL

[Callum Creyshaw]

GOD DAMNIT, I'M NOT CLEMENT'S ALT!!!!!!!!!!1

[Misdemonar]

yes you are.

[Callum Creyshaw]

WHY DO YOU THINK I AM?

[maggiekarp]

Suuuuuure you're not :rolleyes

The only way to prove this is with naked pictures, I'm afraid.

-EDIT-
WHY DO YOU THINK I AM?
Because your typing style is similar to Clement's, you appeared shortly after he got INTERNET SERVD, and you get overly upset over nothing.

[red8ge]

no naked pictures on i-mockery

[Callum Creyshaw]

i don't think he says god damn

[maggiekarp]

WELL, I'M CONVINCED!

Read: Not really, but I don't think it really matters unless you really are a character created by Clement and start to take his side in stupid arguments because you aren't real :(

[Callum Creyshaw]

honestly, i'm not clement's alt.

[maggiekarp]

I'm sad to say it will take awhile for us to completely trust you, Callum :(

[Callum Creyshaw]

that's fine :/

[red8ge]

clement won't even defend her :lol

[maggiekarp]

Well, yeah, but that's because Clement is King Douche.

[red8ge]

and she's about the closest he'll get to a friendship with a girl, no wait that is the closest :lol

[maggiekarp]

I'd be friends with Clement if he'd change his wicked ways :(

[red8ge]

sounds like a stretch :/