Lasting longer!!

[Chocolate Boy]

Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!

[executioneer]

haha i bet if you cut your d*ck off it would take you FOREVER :lol

[Chocolate Boy]

Okay I just got our the hedge trimmers and with a quick snip it was done. I blowtorched the stub to stop the bleeding and washed off the excess char/dried blood (because I care about the ladies safety) and tried to have sex again... Your advice didn't work sir. Are there any other ideas?

[Marc Summers]

Don't get so horny while jacking off it's just common sense >:

[Womti]

try thinking about bananas.

[Chocolate Boy]

Oh there's no problem with jacking off, it's the actual sex. How does somebody last longer during that?

[adept_ninja]

jerk off about 30 min before you do it

[Ivan Raged]

eat a bag of doritos while defusing a bomb

[The One and Only...]

Work the Kegel muscles so you can have multiple ejaculations.

[nothing4buddha]

be a man >:

[executioneer]

be a KLUGman

[GADZOOKS]

HAHAHA :D

[Jixby Phillips]

your fathers fucking dead asshole

[Chocolate Boy]

eat a bag of doritos while defusing a bomb

Now there's some promising advice straight from heaven! I wish you all much luck in your sex lives.

[Jixby Phillips]

we're all probably virgins though huh?

i'm gonna go smoke a doobie and play war of worldcarft for 13 hours staright, see you faggots later

[Jixby Phillips]

serious now: have sex so much that you stop enjoying it

[ziggytrix]

Practice makes Perfect.

[Dole]

put one in the wank bank first, duh.

[Chocolate Boy]

You don't always have time for that though. I mean if you and your girl are in the mood do you want to say hey wait a minute I gotta go rub one out real quick. Then you still have to wait 20 more minutes. After that she'll probably think your a freak and want to go home and never talk to you again.

[maggiekarp]

The only solution is the yank it at any time possible :(

[Shifty]

Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!


Gotta have lots of sex. thats how it happend for me, had alot of sex, now it takes longer to ejaculate.

[Jixby Phillips]

oh really

[Comrade Rocket]

Hhahaha, dont listen to all these jersks, they are all virgins for all we know. Take it from a certified sexy man (that would be me if you didnt know lol) I can last hours in bed without ejaculating and my secret... do you want to know...


Spoliers
What you do is have sex with a really ugly girl. then when you feel like your gonna bust thing about your mom naked. Then think about dead kittens. Works every time


haha

but seriously, i can last like hours in bed

[Marc Summers]

Doesn't it require a snack break if it's taking that long

[GADZOOKS]

Why don't you go snack on some penis marc you f*cking fagoon.

[Mystie]

The best trick to lasting longer is to wear a condom.

[Supafly345]

We aren't talking about relationships before your boyfriend leaves you.

[Mystie]

We aren't talking about relationships before your boyfriend leaves you.

Oh. Well then how about he just watches Golden Girls while he whacks it?

[Chocolate Boy]

Condoms are a handicap though.

[Kulturkampf]

Oh there's no problem with jacking off, it's the actual sex. How does somebody last longer during that?

there are these methods:

(1) By condoms called performa, I belive they are, by Trojan; they have a numbing agent inside of them.

(2) You can also buy an outright numbing agent to spray/apply to your cock, mst are applied 10 mins before sex to take full effect.

(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.

(4) Stop frequently and go down and eat the woman out. She won't complain that you've stopped.

(5) Cock rings can sometimes delay orgasms for men.

(6) If you can get a girl to do this, spend a few months or so getting jerked off for ten to twnety minutes a day by her, never coming to full ejaculation.

Doing this psychologically convinces the body that sex is not about ejaculation.

[Chojin]

(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.
This is a really easy way to get a yeast infection for both parties.

[glowbelly]

i'm gonna say this one more time because i'm a lady and you boys need to know a proper woman's opinion:

most women don't care how long you last as long as you get them off first. soooooo, do what you gotta do to get her off, do what you gotta do to get yourself off and get the fuck out.

i mean, uh, cuddle. yeah, cuddle.

[Kulturkampf]

(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.
This is a really easy way to get a yeast infection for both parties.

I didn't know. But I do know folks who have done it. I guess that could fuck something up, theoretically, but who knows? I am no expert. But I iwll heed caution with this.

And it is true -- just get the lady off -- use the silly numbing condom for however long, and then it doesn't even matter -- after she's done u can just do whatever.

[Jeanette X]

Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!

Wikipedia sez:

By far the most common exercise is the so-called start-stop technique. While the technique varies, the purpose is to get the male accustomed to maintaining an erection for an extended period of time while gradually increasing sexual tolerance. In doing this exercise, the male obtains an erection through self-stimulation, or masturbation. After achieving an erection, he stops stimulating himself until he begins to lose his erection; at that point, he begins to stimulate himself again. Gradually, over a period of several weeks, he is able to stimulate himself for longer periods of time, eventually gaining ejaculatory control. In order for this technique to be successful, the male should avoid feeling discouraged if he ejaculates rapidly; instead, he should use his sexual responses to learn how to vary the technique in a way that most benefits him. The male can choose to integrate his partner into these exercises.

Male kegels can also help premature ejeculation.

Hope that helps.

[mozz]

Haha, pussy.
Tip: Squeeze.