How often do you Jack off?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Come on, we all do It, its nothing to be ashamed of.

[MetalMilitia]

but 2 or 3 times a day? shame on you jeff >:

[mozz]

Once a day, sometimes less though.

[Womti]

more like once every other day.

[CrazyBlackDude]

All the time. :bestthread

[Womti]

get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? >: you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers. :(

[sublimeboy]

get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? >: you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers. :(

:wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank

Uh oh... :chatter

[Ivan Raged]

like 10 times an hour, but i spew everytime I flex so I guess thats liek 1000 times a second or something

[The Retro Kat]

you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers. :(

...or homeless.

[executioneer]

i like how you capitalized "jack" so it's like a person's name

oh wait it's jeff the ninja nevermind i don't like ANYTHING about that guy

[GADZOOKS]

Alot more now that I saw this picture. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

http://www.pixpond.com/1/5889j7.JPG

[HickMan]

No wonder he Jacks off 2-3 times a day!

[sadie]

be careful. he's a ninja!

[Womti]

that explains why his avatar is screaming.... post-ejaculation shout. :orgasm

[The Retro Kat]

more like once every other day.

I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.

[Womti]

you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless. >:

[Jeff The Ninja]

more like once every other day.

I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/morningpleasure.html

[Jeff The Ninja]

:wank :puke

[camacazio]

you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless. >:
We don't hate the homeless. We hate you.

[Womti]

HATE ME??? well, I guess thats an improvement. :)

[MetalMilitia]

I hate him because he's homeless.

[Womti]

I hate you because you're a cat. >:

[camacazio]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAINS ARE MEEEELTING

[Dole]

I never stop wanking

[The Retro Kat]

I don't jerk it anymore, I get guys to do that for me. They can give a way better handjob than a girl, they practice on themselves.

The important thing is EWWW GROSS THERE IS A HOMELESS GUY HERE SOMEBODY SPRAY HIM WITH THE FIREHOSE GET HIM OUT OF OUR COMMUNITY IT'S YUCKY AND HE MASTURBATES IN PUBLIC SPRAY HIM WITH THE YUCKY HOSE

[DeadKennedys]

I actually don't jerk off either. After I saw a monkey whacking it I couldn't again

[CosmoToad]

suuuuure! right.... :wink

[Bod]

Once a day if I'm single, I find it's a good way to start the day - wakes me up and I can rise from my slumber with a happy feeling. Sometimes I might have a few extra if there's time, usually at the weekend.

Of course if I'm at my bloke's house, I'll just have sex before work, does the trick even better.

[liquidstatik]

Once every couple of weeks, but you didn't have that option, so I put once a week. :(