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sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 08:45 PM
man this is going to be a long post. but i feel like its my civic duty to let certain people on the internet know, it is impossible to get under my skin on the internet. ok, let me expalin this to you in the best word i can. YOU... CAN'T... WIN... AN... ARGURMENT... ON... THE...INTERNET... ive been going to i-mockery for some time, and when coustume critc was made, i jumped the chance. "wow!" i said to myself, "this is a good palce to have fun by showing everyone what I was for halloween!" but instead, the fun i ahd came in different ways. a few fellows by the name of oldschoolmikey, womti , and luvgun21 began to "make fun" of me. this is the realllllly funny part for me. the best insult and come backs they left for me wa s, *gasp*, that I'M FAT! oh god no! really? i cant believe it! lies!

so after the first couple of insults, ithought to my self, "wow" i said, " this will be a good way for me to have fun!" first thing you got to know about me though: one, it doesnt take the entire team of CSI to tell you that im fat. two: its funny to me how much you can get people bent out of shape trying to hurt your feelings online in someway. three: internet bashing and argueing is more retarded that the canadian special olympic basketball team. ok, im 20, a big guy, both fat and very musclular, tall, dark long hair, beard, likes penquins, lives in alabama, and has a fear of spiders (and i already know someone will say something like "you could be a little kid for all we know!" right after i finish what im saying) everyone else online who tries to "hurt" me could be like 10 years old, with learning disablilities for all i know! four: yes, i know im going to hell for all the references of kids with a low brain cell count. ill be in the front seat of the short bus too hell, with stephan hawkings driving.

but anyways, lets get back to the real reason why im here. IM HERE! IN THE OPEN! ATTACK EVERYONE! WOMTI, LAUNCH THE HATE! OLDSCHOOLMIKEY, WISH ME MY MOM WILL DIE AGAIN! LOVEGUN21, WHAT HAS 9 ARMS AND SUCKS?!?! DEF LEPPARD!!!!
(one more thing too: i knoooow in my heart and soul, someone will say that im completly contradictiong(spelling?) by posting this in the first place. no, im not arguing. because of one simple fact: all of this is making me laugh! plus everytime i tell one of my friends about all the insults, we laugh. and hell! ive even gotten ideas for short stories from some of them! which is great! keep it up everyone! ;) )
oh, and one last reminder:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/XXX_Satchmoe_XXX/speacial2.jpg

MetalMilitia
Jan 10th, 2006, 08:50 PM
shut it fatso

EisigerBiskuit
Jan 10th, 2006, 08:52 PM
You are doing the right thing, lardhead.

James
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:01 PM
A newbie, fighting with other newbies, about how fighting is stupid.

Since there's no way we can get under his skin, I say we just admit defeat and ban him.

bigtimecow
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:03 PM
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED

MetalMilitia
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Hey sonofsatchmoe, you know what you are? you're fat! ha.

blackwar12
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Whining..oh sorry explaining to the ones who make fun of you is just,if not more pointless then insulting somebody online. you've just wasted alot of time and bandwidth by posting this because nobody seriously gives a shit.
if you can't read this is I-mockery not I-whine because a few people called you fat, you should expect this from here and i've been going here for only a few months and i know this.

grab whatever brain cells you have left and quit your whining because....we hear ya..and we don't care

ziggytrix
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:23 PM
all i read was "blah blah blah blah blah"

carnage
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:50 PM
Someone called you fat so you start a thread about how you don't care that you were called fat, so tell me if you did'nt care then why start a thread about it. Just putting my two cents in.

Mystie
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:51 PM
Yeah, that sounds about right. It's okay to be the unhealthiest, nastiest, and laziest piece of shit to ever walk to the earth as long as you're not a fattie. @_@;;

Chocolate Boy
Jan 10th, 2006, 09:59 PM
I really hate that image that you attached. I think I might have seen it on people's posts and various sites atleast 200 times and I didn't even think it was funny the first time I saw it.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:02 PM
ban me! go ahead! i dont care!

i mean, is it me or has everyone NOT read that internet bashing doesnt affect me. i mean it would be different if you where all someone i know personally, and you live traveling distance from me. but you all live like a gazillion fucking miles away! how can a few people who live in their mom and dad's basement across the country really put a kink in my life?
"OooooO he's a newbie!"
"just because he is new, it means he is a retard when it comes to the internet and forums!" " I bet he's never been on a forum before!" "lets all throw sticks and acorns at him!"

Chocolate Boy
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:04 PM
Actually I do live very close to you. I'm not going to tell you who I am or how I know you, but I will tell you that we come in contact with eachother atleast once a week. You better watch your step...

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:11 PM
Actually I do live very close to you. I'm not going to tell you who I am or how I know you, but I will tell you that we come in contact with eachother atleast once a week. You better watch your step...

oh should i be scared? i mean if there was a palce you come incontact with me alot its either, lets see, my collage! or you hang out at joe muggs! and plus you could also be my friend. so whats a matter too chicken shit to tell me who you are?

so if you really know me, you know who i am. who my friends are. where i live. and what i can do to you if you fuck with my personal life.

so come on mother fucker!

ziggytrix
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:34 PM
"oh should i be scared?"

you should shut up.

James
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:35 PM
Where the fuck did all you people come from? Christ, make a LiveJournal or MySpace and go away.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Where the fuck did all you people come from? Christ, make a LiveJournal or MySpace and go away.

if you got to know, i was pushed out of my mom's vagina 9 months after my dad accidently got her pregnant.

and i do have a livejournal and myspace. you want to add me?

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:43 PM
"oh should i be scared?"

you should shut up.

if it wasnt for your cthulu / hello kitty icon, i would give you a snappy respond. but i decided to pass.

Mr. Vagiclean
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:52 PM
more laughing to yourself, less typing on the internet, and less giving shit about morons like you for me

Mr. Vagiclean
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:53 PM
you juicy fuck

bigtimecow
Jan 10th, 2006, 10:55 PM
http://fat-pie.com/serious_matter.mp3

FAT-PIE.COM PUN




YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING FAT

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 11:06 PM
http://fat-pie.com/serious_matter.mp3

FAT-PIE.COM PUN




YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING FAT

i got a feeling this is mikey.

mikey is this you?!?1 hows your mom doing? she done any of her "specail" touchings recently?

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 10th, 2006, 11:09 PM
more laughing to yourself, less typing on the internet, and less giving shit about morons like you for me

it seems to me you are the one giving a shit about me on here.

so HA! in yo' face!

Mr. Vagiclean
Jan 10th, 2006, 11:19 PM
look why don't you go find more things that aren't funny funny with your friends and conquer the known alabama or something you tedious bleeding bag of stolen www ideas

Supafly345
Jan 10th, 2006, 11:49 PM
Man, this guy is HARDCORE. He doesn't give a fuck if he's banned off an internet messageboard!
Go ahead! He's so much of a baddass that he might just like it!
SHIT!! BAN HIM A DOZEN TIMES. He'll just stand back and laugh at your puny efforts of winning the fight of who can fight the least.
CHOMP

executioneer
Jan 11th, 2006, 12:53 AM
where the hell do all these retarded new people keep coming from

AChimp
Jan 11th, 2006, 01:18 AM
I got a big list of people that I will ban tomorrow if I feel like it. Oh yes. Ban.

Pub Lover
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:32 AM
where the hell do all these retarded new people keep coming from
I trawl AOL chatrooms for the bigger than average retards, which I then point here. :)

executioneer
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:43 AM
hey! quit that!

Pub Lover
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:45 AM
I tried, but Gadzooks won't go away. >:

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 11th, 2006, 08:47 AM
Man, this guy is HARDCORE. He doesn't give a fuck if he's banned off an internet messageboard!
Go ahead! He's so much of a baddass that he might just like it!
SHIT!! BAN HIM A DOZEN TIMES. He'll just stand back and laugh at your puny efforts of winning the fight of who can fight the least.
CHOMP

i get turned on if i get banned from places.

sadie
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:04 AM
is that what you learned in "collage"?

lunlun
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:35 AM
whoa dramaqueen :)

i think i like you but please dont be silly

im a newbie also and my english is bad and i dont understand lots of stuff peopl telling here.. and whats worse

im fat, too... and really nobody likes me :)

but i dont open up a revolution-thread

greetings :)

Archduke Tips
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:05 AM
lets see, my collage!

collage :lol



Lunlun, you are from Germany but I like to think of you as from Japan or maybe Korea.

Womti
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:16 AM
ahem. *clears throat* ok, so you're on i-mockery. net now. great! you want me to call you fat..... well, ok, fatso, happy now? and have fun telling all your buds in alabama about how the creepy net dorks called you fat. I'm sure you'll all have a really LONG chuckle about that, then go scarf a nice big bag of doritos and some extra-greasy fried chicken wings. yessir, the feeling of ones arteries clogging and hardening is just SO relaxing! :lol

Guitar Woman
Jan 11th, 2006, 11:55 AM
where the hell do all these retarded new people keep coming from
they're breeding :(

Womti
Jan 11th, 2006, 12:06 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm the one who brought satchmoe here :(

ziggytrix
Jan 11th, 2006, 12:40 PM
I'm guessing that this isn't the only message board on which you spend copious amounts of time. Time which would have better served your interests to have been spent on FINDING A GODDAMN JOB, YOU LAZY BUM.

Womti
Jan 11th, 2006, 12:44 PM
actually, this is the only messageboard/website on the entire internet so far to strike me as original, so I'll stay here. also, I'm starting roofing next week. I bet THATS gonna spawn alot of dumb jokes. :(

Slinky Ferret
Jan 11th, 2006, 12:45 PM
Dear sonofsatchmoe,

The internet is a wonderful place because you can be who you want to be. You could be a supermodel from texas for all I care. I know not everyone on this board likes me and I admit I say some pretty dumb things at times but then I am human. Some people on these boards tend to have a habit of ripping what you and others say to shreds. There are times when this is needed, due to arrogance or other reasons, but I personally am I against agressive bullying because I indured it for many years through school (not to mention I'm not witty on tap).

I will probably make alot of people laugh when I say this, but I have formed many good friendships via the internet and there are some mockers from here that I've chatted away merrily 'til the early hours even though they live miles and miles away from me.

Now, I think everyone on here has issues on something, it could be insecurity, weight, rejection, money, job, relationship, food etc. etc. but that is what makes us the people we are. Life is for living, you seem a young sort of chap and it seems a shame that you are getting upset about this. If you really are actually concerned about your weight I recommend eating plenty of fresh fruit and vegtables and try and do 30 minutes of exercise four times a week.

Chin up, chill out and don't worry about what people think of you. At the end of the day if you are happy then thats all that matters!

Now how the feck do I sign this off?

Slinky

Black Flag
Jan 11th, 2006, 01:20 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaands, touching haaaaaaands, reeeeeeeeeeeeeaching out

touching meeeeee, touching yooooooouuuuuuu

ziggytrix
Jan 11th, 2006, 02:00 PM
also, I'm starting roofing next week. I bet THATS gonna spawn alot of dumb jokes. :(

congratulations. my dad started off as a framer (pretty much the same as roofing) and today he has his own shop. :)

Womti
Jan 11th, 2006, 02:05 PM
I dont want my own shop, thanks. anyhow, my boss seems like an asshole. I also met the foreman and some "co-workers". they're all pretty mean, because they have bad tempers. but the job seems cool I guess. I give it a week before I'm sick of it, although the pay is good($30-$40 an hour). :)

kahljorn
Jan 11th, 2006, 02:52 PM
How can you get sick of 30-40 dollars an hour pay? You're fucking stupid, you whiney little bitch. That's like a couple hundred a day. Which makes a thousand a week if you work everyday. You are easily the most ridiculous display of the new generation ever, and now I understand why old people complain.
Actually, I think even young people would want to bitchslap you right now.

If they're paying you that much they can treat you like shit, that's why you're making the extra 20 dollars an hour.

Dole
Jan 11th, 2006, 04:33 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaands, touching haaaaaaands, reeeeeeeeeeeeeaching out

touching meeeeee, touching yooooooouuuuuuu

it was worth reading 2 pages of fetid crud from these shitlings to read that.

Chojin
Jan 11th, 2006, 07:49 PM
plus everytime i tell one of my friends about all the insults, we laugh.
A nervous laugh.

Seriously, why do you tell people you know that people on the internet call you fat? I mean, fuck, I do everything I can to not talk about internet forums when I do engage in voice-face conversations. That's gotta be the saddest part of that your whole suicide note.

How the hell did you manage to lose in a battle of wits with womti of all people, anyway? You're making him look like a genius in comparison. It's i-mockery, sometimes you're the butt of the joke instead of someone else; Grow up and deal.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:21 PM
plus everytime i tell one of my friends about all the insults, we laugh.
A nervous laugh.

Seriously, why do you tell people you know that people on the internet call you fat? I mean, fuck, I do everything I can to not talk about internet forums when I do engage in voice-face conversations. That's gotta be the saddest part of that your whole suicide note.

How the hell did you manage to lose in a battle of wits with womti of all people, anyway? You're making him look like a genius in comparison. It's i-mockery, sometimes you're the butt of the joke instead of someone else; Grow up and deal.


i laugh at you. ha! see, i laughed.

OoOoooo! i losing a fight on the internet! i need to run in shame!

no, the REAL saddest part of all of this is how much of an effort you, and several other people on the forum "try", key word there, TRY, to make me out to be a dumb fat redneck retard from ALABAMA. OoOooO, here, le tme take a knife and cut my wrist "REMEBER TO CUT DOWN NOT ACROSS JAKEY!" "THANKS MOM!" or better yet, let me take a gun and eat a hollow point.

my point in all of this has been, will be, and still is this: i, me, myself, all of me (i know someone will say "yea thats alot!" so i will beat you too it. ha! take that!) is you cannot not insult me online. now, you can try, and in your own little world think that you have won this wonderful, sensless (umm durrr THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!) of a quote on quote, "arguement."

so ha! *phhhhhhhbt*

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:23 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm the one who brought satchmoe here :(

ha! you damned them all!

Chocolate Boy
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:28 PM
Please go away.

(I left a present in your yard by the way, but you won't find out until it's too late)

King Hadas
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:37 PM
WE ARE THE ULTRA-HUMANOIDS! WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED, WE CANNOT BE IGNORED! YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO ARE WILL, IT IS INEVITABLE




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/tankguy.jpg

King Hadas
Jan 11th, 2006, 09:52 PM
ULTRA-HUMANOIDS! ULTRA-HUMANOIDS!

Hey sonofsatchtoe, this is you!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/new-retard.jpg

ULTRA-HUMANOIDS! ULTRA-HUMANOIDS!

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:13 PM
ULTRA-HUMANOIDS! ULTRA-HUMANOIDS!

Hey sonofsatchtoe, this is you!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/new-retard.jpg

ULTRA-HUMANOIDS! ULTRA-HUMANOIDS!

lmao! im saving that picture!

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:14 PM
Please go away.

(I left a present in your yard by the way, but you won't find out until it's too late)

you see, if i catch you leaving something in my yard, you will either be shot or arrested. and im not kiding about the being shot part.

soooo that narrows it down to who you are. someone that live close to me, and knows where i live.. you got to be a dumbass to pull something like that on me if you know who i am.

Chocolate Boy
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:44 PM
It's already been done so there is no chance of you "catching" me in your yard, and after you find out what I've done you will still have no chance of ever figuring out who I am.

Seven Force
Jan 11th, 2006, 10:46 PM
The sheer faggotry of this thread is astounding.

No seriously, I think i'm gonna need a fag after reading this one.

Marc Summers
Jan 11th, 2006, 11:18 PM
lmao! im saving that picture!

and that is why we don't like you.
and you're also kind of an ass.

Hannibal
Jan 12th, 2006, 08:20 AM
"you see, if i catch you leaving something in my yard, you will either be shot or arrested. and im not kiding about the being shot part."



And you wonder why people would call you a redneck? Most normal people would shoot someone for putting something in their yard!


P.S. You're fat.

Archduke Tips
Jan 12th, 2006, 09:52 AM
Didn't have to blast him, but I did anyway.
Ha ha ha, young punk had to pay.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:20 AM
It's already been done so there is no chance of you "catching" me in your yard, and after you find out what I've done you will still have no chance of ever figuring out who I am.

ha! i have my ways.

besides i dont even think you do know me, and you know where i live.

so i want you to prove it to me. take a picture of my house and tell me the exact location of where i live.

Seven Force
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:21 AM
JUST SHUT UP! >:

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:27 AM
"you see, if i catch you leaving something in my yard, you will either be shot or arrested. and im not kiding about the being shot part."



And you wonder why people would call you a redneck? Most normal people would shoot someone for putting something in their yard!


P.S. You're fat.

it wont be me doing the shooting. most likely my dad or brother.. but thats only if we feel threatend. we would call the cops first.

nooow my grandparents on the other hand might shoot first and ask questions later. they babysit my baby cousins every day, so thats kinda grounds to do that.

im really not a true redneck. yes i do live in alabama, and yes i have ate possum and squirell before (i am dead serious). but most rednecks are racist and in breed, and those are two things i hate.

p.s. if youve read my post before this one, you might know that i alreayd know im fat. good try though!

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:30 AM
JUST SHUT UP! >:

no! you shut up! :P

honestly the only two people that i would shut up if they tell me is RoG and Protoclown. they are the only two people i kinda admire cuase their website is so damn funny.

Seven Force
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:31 AM
THEY DON'T LIKE YOU! :rolleyes

Womti
Jan 12th, 2006, 11:44 AM
SOMEONE SHOULD SEND MOCKERY AN ANGRY LETTER.... TELL HIM TO BAN OL' JUMBO >:

Chojin
Jan 12th, 2006, 02:02 PM
This guy just doesn't give a f*ck!!!

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 02:17 PM
THEY DON'T LIKE YOU! :rolleyes

but i luvs you!

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 02:19 PM
This guy just doesn't give a f*ck!!!

yep. sure dont. darn tooting.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 02:22 PM
SOMEONE SHOULD SEND MOCKERY A N ANGRY LETTER.... TELL HIM TO BAN OL' JUMBO >:

ill send him a letter! a HAPPY letter! with clowns and rainbows and maybe a unicorn, cause those things are rad and cool! they make people smile and love!

Chojin
Jan 12th, 2006, 02:55 PM
Here's an idea - Post way less or I'll ban you.

Dole
Jan 12th, 2006, 03:10 PM
Can't we just kill it?

Supafly345
Jan 12th, 2006, 08:19 PM
Who's wompti anyway?

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Here's an idea - Post way less or I'll ban you.

OoOOoooo im sccccaaaaarrrred!

actually i probably will post less for a while. not enough time to go here every day. plus im kinda bored with it already.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 12th, 2006, 09:28 PM
Who's wompti anyway?

ehh, he's some douche bag.

i think his name means fagot in klingon or something.

executioneer
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:05 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaands, touching haaaaaaands, reeeeeeeeeeeeeaching out

touching meeeeee, touching yooooooouuuuuuu

it was worth reading 2 pages of fetid crud from these shitlings to read that.

i agree one million percent :(

Seven Force
Jan 12th, 2006, 10:07 PM
Who's wompti anyway?

Some lazy bastard that won't get a job, unless you call posting worthless shit a full-time occupation. In which case I should be paid overtime for this. >:

Supafly345
Jan 13th, 2006, 01:50 AM
It was a rhetorical question pointing out that you're all nobodies even in an internet full of nobodies.

Chocolate Boy
Jan 13th, 2006, 02:46 AM
It's already been done so there is no chance of you "catching" me in your yard, and after you find out what I've done you will still have no chance of ever figuring out who I am.

ha! i have my ways.

besides i dont even think you do know me, and you know where i live.

so i want you to prove it to me. take a picture of my house and tell me the exact location of where i live.

I don't have to prove anything to you. I just want you to know that I'm watching you and you can take my word for it or not.. Dont' forget that I've got my eye on you...

ziggytrix
Jan 13th, 2006, 09:56 AM
The world still is the same, you'll never change it
As sure as the stars shine abooove
You're nobody til somebody loves you
So find yourself somebody to looooove!

Hannibal
Jan 13th, 2006, 03:33 PM
If you haven't had enough of this idiot Satchmoe already. You have to check out his pics and posts on www.costumecritic.com.
It's priceless!!!

EisigerBiskuit
Jan 13th, 2006, 04:20 PM
By chance, I saw the flaming carrot costume. :(

darkvare
Jan 13th, 2006, 09:32 PM
you know this really makes me laugh, i dont know why i just really read the first 2 pages but i was laughing all the way

Wiffle Bat
Jan 14th, 2006, 02:12 AM
sonofsatchmoe, thats very brave of you to take a stand against internet taunting and bullying. You are right, nothing really comes of it.
I think you have more guts to stand out, rather than some people who hide behind their SN's safe and snug in their anonymity.
I give you a big salute ^^

*salutes*

Slinky Ferret
Jan 14th, 2006, 06:56 AM
Oh my word

http://www.costumecritic.com/index.php?sid=283

Womti
Jan 14th, 2006, 11:48 AM
Who's wompti anyway?

ehh, he's some douche bag.

i think his name means fagot in klingon or something.

actually, I'm a japanese bodyguard who dresses like a schoolgirl and man, am I gonna kick your ass. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 14th, 2006, 09:05 PM
cute but cheap. 0 out of 10.
:lol
Fuck you, you homeless git! I was seven, let's see what creative feats you managed when you were that age. Oh No, we can't, because homeless people are jerks. >:

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 15th, 2006, 01:09 AM
Who's wompti anyway?

ehh, he's some douche bag.

i think his name means fagot in klingon or something.

actually, I'm a japanese bodyguard who dresses like a schoolgirl and man, am I gonna kick your ass. >:

aww! someone is pissy!

ill tell you what. once you get enough change in you plastic cup, buy a bus ticket and come and kick my ass!

and wait..... did you just fucking admit to wearing a japanese school school girl? not only are you a homeless fuck, but you're drag queen too! shit you must go through the dumpster at local beauty salons looking for thrown out make up.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 15th, 2006, 01:12 AM
If you haven't had enough of this idiot Satchmoe already. You have to check out his pics and posts on www.costumecritic.com.
It's priceless!!!

i still cry when i masterbate.

hey womti: since your homeless, do you like suck dick for crack and a bed to sleep in? or do you sleep in an old cardboard box, and use newspapers as blankets?

Juttin
Jan 15th, 2006, 02:25 AM
If you haven't had enough of this idiot Satchmoe already. You have to check out his pics and posts on www.costumecritic.com.
It's priceless!!!

i still cry when i masterbate.

hey womti: since your homeless, do you like suck dick for crack and a bed to sleep in? or do you sleep in an old cardboard box, and use newspapers and blankets?

Use newspapers and blankets : ?

Please,go on

Fuzzy
Jan 15th, 2006, 04:11 AM
I'm speechless.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 15th, 2006, 11:04 AM
If you haven't had enough of this idiot Satchmoe already. You have to check out his pics and posts on www.costumecritic.com.
It's priceless!!!

i still cry when i masterbate.

hey womti: since your homeless, do you like suck dick for crack and a bed to sleep in? or do you sleep in an old cardboard box, and use newspapers and blankets?

Use newspapers and blankets : ?

Please,go on

yea. i was tired when i posted that. bad day for me. its supposed to be "as blankets"

sadie
Jan 15th, 2006, 11:54 AM
do you play the trumpet like your dad?

CosmoToad
Jan 15th, 2006, 05:10 PM
ban me! go ahead! i dont care!

i mean, is it me or has everyone NOT read that internet bashing doesnt affect me. i mean it would be different if you where all someone i know personally, and you live traveling distance from me. but you all live like a gazillion fucking miles away! how can a few people who live in their mom and dad's basement across the country really put a kink in my life?
"OooooO he's a newbie!"
"just because he is new, it means he is a retard when it comes to the internet and forums!" " I bet he's never been on a forum before!" "lets all throw sticks and acorns at him!"

lets go ahead and throw those sticks and acorns

sadie
Jan 15th, 2006, 05:33 PM
yah. you should definitely be giving tutorials on using bbcode.

CosmoToad
Jan 15th, 2006, 05:35 PM
who should? :/

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 15th, 2006, 11:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/XXX_Satchmoe_XXX/homeless.jpg

Chojin
Jan 15th, 2006, 11:36 PM
yah. you should definitely be giving tutorials on using bbcode.
I think BAPE's girlfriend finally figured out how to turn the family Dell on.

Supafly345
Jan 16th, 2006, 01:48 AM
Wouldn't it be much funnier if the title said "call me fat, I'm eating!"

sadie
Jan 16th, 2006, 09:34 AM
do you play the trumpet like your dad?
>:

Pub Lover
Jan 16th, 2006, 10:14 AM
ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

Chocolate Boy
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:23 PM
This thread is going nowhere fast.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:50 PM
This thread is going nowhere fast.

then why post on it? let it die.

xbxDaniel
Jan 16th, 2006, 10:01 PM
What'd I miss now?

Chocolate Boy
Jan 17th, 2006, 10:30 PM
This thread is going nowhere fast.

then why post on it? let it die.

I'd rather you die.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 17th, 2006, 10:51 PM
This thread is going nowhere fast.

then why post on it? let it die.

I'd rather you die.

wow! second time ive been wished to die tonite! first, bigtimebanned on aim, now you!

aint i the popular one

Sicktodeathmx
Jan 17th, 2006, 11:08 PM
Don't die :(

CosmoToad
Jan 17th, 2006, 11:38 PM
Learn to spell son of bitchmoe! Innnuendo! Wait ..no innuendos. :(
Stick to death mx you didnt want the tread to die it isnt dead yet. shoots thread. aww well i tried. poor thing , full of noobies and fat people.




R.I.P. Stupid thread...don't ever come back. :(

Womti
Jan 18th, 2006, 12:54 AM
THE THREAD IS DEAD. (1/10/06-1/18/06) WE SHALL ALWAYS REMEMBER IN OUR HEARTS.... :tear

Lye
Jan 19th, 2006, 04:41 PM
I can't lose a agrument on the internet.

Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 02:23 PM
because your nuts would shrivel up like raisins?

Guitar Woman
Jan 20th, 2006, 03:38 PM
Hey womti, aren't you supposed to be on a vision quest or something?

Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 03:56 PM
who the hell is this womti character you guys keep talking about?? >:

Guitar Woman
Jan 20th, 2006, 04:03 PM
:rolleyes

Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 04:05 PM
whatever. anyhow, I can guarantee he wont ever be coming back. from now on, its me you're going to have to deal with. :lol

Dole
Jan 20th, 2006, 06:28 PM
The laughing emoticon is supposed to signify when something funny or entertaining happens.

Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 06:32 PM
I'm the one laughing. not you guys. :lol

Dole
Jan 20th, 2006, 06:36 PM
Duh.

Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 06:38 PM
so drop it. >:

Chocolate Boy
Jan 22nd, 2006, 01:52 AM
Are you womti? I have a strange feeling that you are...

MLE
Jan 22nd, 2006, 01:53 AM
aren't you out of the loop? i have a strange feeling that you are...

Chocolate Boy
Jan 22nd, 2006, 01:55 AM
Ouch! Straight to the heart! I guess I'll go back to my hole for a while...

GADZOOKS
Jan 22nd, 2006, 02:02 AM
Your asshole.

Shifty
Jan 22nd, 2006, 02:48 AM
Mr. Fat man, would you like a knife, so you can go sit in a corner and cry about ur life, and slit ur wrists? cuz i bet we would all pitch in on a knife for you to go kill ur self with. So if you do i bet i or maby everyone else here will be happy. and good day to you sir.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 22nd, 2006, 08:01 PM
whatever. anyhow, I can guarantee he wont ever be coming back. from now on, its me you're going to have to deal with. :lol

so in other words, instead of womti being a homeless fuck, WesternTragedy is the homeless fuck.

damnit, i thought he would have gotten beaten like those bums in florida.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 22nd, 2006, 08:06 PM
Mr. Fat man, would you like a knife, so you can go sit in a corner and cry about ur life, and slit ur wrists? cuz i bet we would all pitch in on a knife for you to go kill ur self with. So if you do i bet i or maby everyone else here will be happy. and good day to you sir.

i already tried! but chocolette cream came out and i ate it.

Shifty
Jan 22nd, 2006, 11:48 PM
Mr. Fat man, would you like a knife, so you can go sit in a corner and cry about ur life, and slit ur wrists? cuz i bet we would all pitch in on a knife for you to go kill ur self with. So if you do i bet i or maby everyone else here will be happy. and good day to you sir.

i already tried! but chocolette cream came out and i ate it.

o then, well i guess, take a gun to ur head? maby that will help.

Esuohlim
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:12 AM
I don't know if these insults are working guys he's pretty thick skinned idk maybe we should have a plan B or something :/

Shifty
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:15 AM
I don't know if these insults are working guys he's pretty thick skinned idk maybe we should have a plan B or something :/

then stalk him figure out his ways, and then hit him where it herts!

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:17 AM
Mr. Fat man, would you like a knife, so you can go sit in a corner and cry about ur life, and slit ur wrists? cuz i bet we would all pitch in on a knife for you to go kill ur self with. So if you do i bet i or maby everyone else here will be happy. and good day to you sir.

i already tried! but chocolette cream came out and i ate it.

o then, well i guess, take a gun to ur head? maby that will help.

how about a double barrel? under the chin? pull the trigger with my toes? the whole kurt cobain style.

Shifty
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:19 AM
Mr. Fat man, would you like a knife, so you can go sit in a corner and cry about ur life, and slit ur wrists? cuz i bet we would all pitch in on a knife for you to go kill ur self with. So if you do i bet i or maby everyone else here will be happy. and good day to you sir.

i already tried! but chocolette cream came out and i ate it.

o then, well i guess, take a gun to ur head? maby that will help.

how about a double barrel? under the chin? pull the trigger with my toes? the whole kurt cobain style.


yup, go right ahead and do it.

sonofsatchmoe
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:21 AM
I don't know if these insults are working guys he's pretty thick skinned idk maybe we should have a plan B or something :/

i have a hide like a rhino. rar!

Chocolate Boy
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:24 AM
I see you still haven't found the surprise that I've apparently hidden very well in your yard?

Esuohlim
Jan 23rd, 2006, 12:25 AM
OK "Plan B" is everyone shuts up all right?