THE NETIQUETTE THREAD

[Guitar Woman]

What happened here you guys? I remeber when this place was alive with threads about great food that were filled with interesting discussion, but now it's as boring as the fucking philosophy forum. :(

[MetalMilitia]

FUCK YOU!!!!!

[Womti]

this is NOT a food topic. gw, move this stupid thread to loveline. >:

[Guitar Woman]

WELL THEN I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT A FOOD TOPIC WON'T WE >:

This thread is now about Subway's toasted subs.

I think they suck.

[MetalMilitia]

Thats just because you suck at ordering good things on them. I mean honestly, they give you a reasonable selection of things. You must be able to make atleast one tastey toasted sub.

[glowbelly]

quiznos is way better

[Guitar Woman]

Thats just because you suck at ordering good things on them. I mean honestly, they give you a reasonable selection of things. You must be able to make atleast one tastey toasted sub.
It's not so much the toppings as it is the bread. It's all crumbly and nasty, and in some cases soggy.
Fuck you Subway >:

[MarioRPG]

quiznos is way better
Glad somebody said it. :/

[xbxDaniel]

Homemade toasted subs taste better to me, then again I don't drench it with four litres of Italian Dressing.

[Esuohlim]

You know what tastes the best though is a VAGINA right gw?

[ziggytrix]

if the tuna sub is toasted, demand a refund :(

[Mystie]

I like my tuna subs toasted. When I used to go to Quiznos they used to put one of those sauces on the roll, too. I don't know which sauce, but it made it fucking delicious. They stopped doing it and I don't want to ask for them to put it on and then it be the wrong sauce. I think it was red, that's all I remember. Red wine vinegrette maybe?

[Womti]

You know what tastes the best though is a VAGINA right gw?

you fucking cow. everyone knows that steak and cheese grinders taste WAY better than vaginas! >:

[MetalMilitia]

Like you know :rolleyes

[Womti]

actually I do. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Oh w/e fag :rolleyes

[Womti]

no one asked you anyways.

[Guitar Woman]

WELL NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU TO COME HERE AND ACT LIKE A CUNT EITHER BUT LO AND BE-FUCKING-HOLD, HERE YOU ARE. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Hey guitar woman, you know when you write in capitals it looks like your SHOUTING. Its very bad netiquette.

ADDED: Here is a small netiquette guide to help get you started:

http://www.albury.net.au/new-users/netiquet.htm

[Guitar Woman]

ha ha ha metalmilitia that was truly a first-class jest on your part which i found hilarious!

[Chojin]

- Use mixed case. UPPER CASE LOOKS AS IF YOU'RE SHOUTING.

- Use symbols for emphasis. That *is* what I meant. Use
underscores for underlining. _War and Peace_ is my favorite
book.

- Use smileys to indicate tone of voice, but use them sparingly.
:-) is an example of a smiley (Look sideways). Don't assume
that the inclusion of a smiley will make the recipient happy
with what you say or wipe out an otherwise insulting comment.

- Wait overnight to send emotional responses to messages. If you
have really strong feelings about a subject, indicate it via
FLAME ON/OFF enclosures. For example:
FLAME ON: This type of argument is not worth the bandwidth
it takes to send it. It's illogical and poorly
reasoned. The rest of the world agrees with me.
FLAME OFF

hahahahaha :<
OH 1995 HOW NAIVE YOU WERE.

[MetalMilitia]

This is most probably the best flame I have ever seen :eek

his type of argument is not worth the bandwidth
it takes to send it. It's illogical and poorly
reasoned. The rest of the world agrees with me.

The person who wrote it is obviously a seasoned mocker.

[Chojin]

- Remember that talk is an interruption to the other person. Only
use as appropriate. And never talk to strangers.
NEVER.

btw I'm reading off of a linked list. This is apparently the international Netiquette guidelines for 1995. We must bring the boards 'up to code' IMMEDIATELY.

http://www.albury.net.au/new-users/rfc1855.txt

[Dole]

The term 'Netiquette' alone is reason enough for mass homicide.

[MetalMilitia]

Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL

ha, I always knew this was the lowest form of Internet mocking.

[sadie]

netiquette schmetiquette.

[kahljorn]

I hate quiznos. Their sandwiches may taste good but they turn your wallet into a savaged cuntly.

[Slinky Ferret]

I hate quiznos. Their sandwiches may taste good but they turn your wallet into a savaged cuntly.

What is savaged cuntly?

On second thoughts maybe I don't want to know...

[MetalMilitia]

This thread needs more nettiquete discussion. STAT!

[Ihach]

Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters
are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges
will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator


forbidden on the internet :eek

[MetalMilitia]

if only people has listened :(

[executioneer]

hahahah 1995

[bigtimecow]

Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL

ha, I always knew this was the lowest form of Internet mocking.

www.i-cockery.com

or maybe i don't get it :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

And never talk to strangers.

Fuck :(

[GADZOOKS]

When attaching files, don't send any larger than about 50k

oh man I am in big trouble.

[Juttin]

- Verify all addresses before initiating long or personal discourse.
It's also a good practice to include the word "Long" in the
subject header so the recipient knows the message will take time
to read and respond to. Over 100 lines is considered "long".


Well,I guess I better go ahead and do that........
Don't want to get my Internet shut off by the Web-Cops!

If you include a signature keep it short. Rule of thumb
is no longer than 4 lines. Remember that many people pay for
connectivity by the minute, and the longer your message is,
the more they pay.




Remember kids,YOU WILL PAY. :goth

[Blue Fox]

Remember that people with whom you communicate are located across the globe.

wow! i'm actually speaking to people across the globe? I had no idea! OMG, i gotta go tell someone! :eek

I wondered what people meant by world wide web

[Sam]

I would point out that the title of this thread is spelt incorrectly, but...

Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL

:(

[sadie]

Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL

yah. well, they misspelled "misspelled," so no wonder it's against their rules to ridicule it.

[Seven Force]

It's too bad GW is a lesbo because I find her pretty attractive.

I know that has nothing to do with netiquette, but, there it is.

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar Woman is a pink haired Judy Gold and just about as funny as her.

[Seven Force]

Personality isn't that important. :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

GW please post your toes

[Slinky Ferret]

Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator


I had to remove internet and e-mail access for some users when I was on my placement. They had no access for several days or weeks, depending on the severity of the situation. Then add to the fact that these were young nippers it didn't feel like a power trip, it felt really mean.

However, if I could have a pound for every single flipping chain mails I get from my friends saying that my love life is doomed if I don't forward it within ten seconds... it makes no difference, my love life is non-existant anyway!