The TOY WARS Mr. Mockery vs. McClain round 5!

[McClain]

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/usagiyojimbo.jpg

[Mockery]

It's Trigun time! :rock

http://www.i-mockery.net/toys/monev3.jpg
Monev the Gale!


(edited since McClain fears the reaper)

[McClain]

Nice... However, let's keep with the original framework and stick to one picture. I could have bunnies humping your neotoys all down the page, but if you were really confident in your action figure, one image would suffice.

[James]

Yojimbo, muthafucka. >:

And Rog, even those the previous round ended in a tie, you can expect the real-life Shipwreck at your door sometime this week.

[Pub Lover]

Yojimbo. :rock

[Mockery]

Nice... However, let's keep with the original framework and stick to one picture. I could have bunnies humping your neotoys all down the page, but if you were really confident in your action figure, one image would suffice.

Adding new rules now eh? Fair enough, but while we're on the subject, how about you not give your figures weapons that THEY DON'T EVEN COME WITH. hahahahaha

http://ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_ce1a74b3337c893cbcbc4e5fa1dd6a0f/i-1.JPG

CHEATER. >:

[McClain]

Just 'cause you found that on ebay doesn't make it so. Look at a MOC version. You'll see his full line of weapons.

:moon

[Zomboid]

Yojimbo >:

Italian told me to put in his vote for monev cause he can't get on the boards >: . I'd probably vote for monev too if I knew what the fuck he was.

[Mockery]

Unless that thing is called a "fist dagger" I haven't seen it on his list of weapons. But whatever ya say, I'll take your word for it. I just know I've seen that weapon come with a bunch of other turtle figures.

Then again, all the swords and daggers in the world cannot stop this:

He is a gale; his barrage of bullets tears into the heart of enemy territory, mowing down everything without mercy. A silhouette of weapons that craved a body of flesh and were granted it. Monstrous gattling guns equipped on both of his arms and the belt links winding out from the gurger than the standard size. Those who witness him would have an eerie sense of surrealism and ell their doomed fate sinking into a bloody mist. Since childhood, he has possessed an exceptional physique and extraordinary abilities. Wagering on his potential, the organization bought him and trained him for over a decade to enhance his abilities for the sole purpose of making him a weapon. His muscles, developed almost to the point of being grotesque, are covered by metal laminated armor and hard points. A true commando: a specialist who has thorough knowledge and experience in using all weapons. He wears all the most powerful firearms that on human individually can possibly wear. His assault against his opponent is swift, violent and complete. He is unmatched and the strongest one-man army. The Gale. That is what this man, Monev, is called. He belongs to a group of super powered killers, the Gung-Ho-Guns. The smell of dripping oil and gun smoke as well as the sounds of metal creaking and a beast breathing... all melt into the darkness tonight.

[McClain]

Blah blah blah... How many buckets of goth blood did it take to transcribe that Dark Mickey Mouse bullshit synopsis of an $8 piece of plastic? Which, looks so confusing, you'd need a roadmap and directions written in English to assemble the 5" 54. cal. BATTERY POWERED ASSAULT CANNON TO HIS MECHAZOID ASSCHEEKS!

You've got paragraphs of tripe and I've got a kickass rabbit.

[ItalianStereotype]

i do believe that monev indeed has the upper hand here. it was close, yojimbo is a bad ass, but i dont think even a ninja rabbit could escape that monsters fury.

[Mockery]

Uh oh...

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/byebye-bunny.jpg

Monev stomped on the poor wittle bunny. :tear

[Psycho Squid]

Yojimbo. Just look at his face. He's ready to kick ass, especially when its some stupid character from a lame-ass anime.

[liquidstatik]

Yojimbo... I cant help but vote for the ninja rabbit.

[Spectre X]

Monev, cause he looks all slimy, and psychotic. :evilgrin

[Zomboid]

5-2 for McClain/Yojimbo

[Mockery]

This round will prolly be extended a bit since the boards have been down for roughly the last 12-16 hours or so. Sorry for anybody who has tried to vote but hasn't been able to. They're updating the mySQL server so it can have more connections. Until then, things are a bit screwy.

[James]

Translation: "THIS ROUND ISN'T OVER UNTIL I WIN :wah"

Kidding. >:

[Mockery]

Hah, no, if that was the case I would have bitched about Ninjavenom's late vote in the last round that would have given me yet another victory, as opposed to a tie.

[Rongi]

No contest >:. Monev would rip that rabbit a new asshole >:. Infact, Vash only won because of that extra arm gun thing >:.

[whoreable]

those dagger things came with like every ninja turtle.

[Mockery]

Agreed, Rongi.

Whoreable, that must explain why I've seen 'em so many times. I always hated that weapon, cuz the figures looked so stupid holding it when you compare it with a sword or what have you..

[ItalianStereotype]

Hah, no, if that was the case I would have bitched about Ninjavenom's late vote in the last round that would have given me yet another victory, as opposed to a tie.

technically, i think you closed the voting an hour early, so ninjas vote would have counted and this war would be over. :/

[whoreable]

yea, they came with alot of pointless weapons, and that little display rack. but then again I guess I shouldnt complain about them giving extra weapons.

But why did McClain give the bunny that piece of shit weapon?

[Zomboid]

Fucking anime nerds >:

Those weapons really did come with a lot of tmnt toys. I think I still have a few in my old "toy box" even :/ . Speaking of which, I can't find any of my "monsters in my pocket" :wah

[Mockery]

But why did McClain give the bunny that piece of shit weapon?

Who knows, maybe he lost the other weapons in a spelunking adventure. Sucks, cuz that figure comes with much better weapons than that dinky triangular piece of shit.

technically, i think you closed the voting an hour early, so ninjas vote would have counted and this war would be over. :/

Aye, but that's only cuz McClain took all day to finally post his toy. I didn't want to drag it out and get a cheap victory like that... :/

[McClain]

Psssssshhh.

[McClain]

Lemme know when the round ends. I'll be giving my action figures a pep-talk in the meantime.

"Guys, I know we're down by two rounds and all he needs is one win, but if you pull yourselves together, especially you with the missing arm, we can win this thing! Don't be discouraged! What? No, Fisto, you can't have a second chance. Let's kick some ass! BREAK!"

[Mockery]

how about we just start it at midnight?

[Ninjavenom]

Monev the fucking gale. He would stomp yojimbo into the ground, then riddle him with bullets and pee on his sandals. >:

[McClain]

When is midnight your time? Right now it's only 7:40 pm for me.

[Zomboid]

Half an hour for him, I think. If he's eastern, I think that's 2 hours ahead of my time, which is an hour ahead of your time :/

[n00bward]

I'll go with Monev. Most likely he would blow that rabbit to pieces and use its charred head as a toilet after.

[Zomboid]

Tied again, I think.

[Mockery]

Indeed, it's 12:20 here. I overslept. Time for the next round.

[ItalianStereotype]

if its tied again and mcclain doesnt have any notches in his belt then he has already lost this war....

[Mockery]

I know, but we can still have fun and finish the full 7 rounds. :)

[ItalianStereotype]

going to try to humiliate mac by crushing him completely?

[Mockery]

Nah, I just wanna see what other toys he's gonna battle me with. I'm sure I won't win all the battles, I just think it's funny he didn't win even one of the first 5 :P

[The Unseen]

RoG, you so crazy