LAMEST THREAD EVER THREAD :(

[nothing4buddha]

HEY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!

[Sam]

IT REALLY IS!

[nothing4buddha]

YOU ARE TELLING ME?

[Sam]

I THOUGHT I WAS?

[nothing4buddha]

ONLY COOL PEOPLE POST IN HERE

[Sam]

IF YOU SAY THAT THEN UNCOOL PEOPLE WILL POST IN HERE >:

[GADZOOKS]

I'm kidding

[Comrade Rocket]

THERE IS ONLY ONE BEST THREAD EVER THREAD...


AND IT WAS TOTALLY FUCKED UP. >:

[Sam]

I beleive that this thread is quite a step up.

[Comrade Rocket]

Yes, this one is so much better than the last one and the one that was closed

[ScruU2wice]

this thread only provides further evidence to how it is the best thread ever.

[Sam]

The full potential of this thread is now being realized!

[sadie]

i don't know if i'm qualified to post in a thread of this magnitude.

[GADZOOKS]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40378000/jpg/_40378879_pp_130704sunglasses150.jpg

[Misdemonar]

this thread is so awesome, the extreme pressure of the coolness hit my intestines.

[Comrade Rocket]

RUINED

[GADZOOKS]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40378000/jpg/_40378879_pp_130704sunglasses150.jpg

[Sam]

OH WELL THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT TIME I GUESS!

[nothing4buddha]

FUCK

[Marc Summers]

I guess a post from me in a thread like this is kinda like spitting on its grave, huh?

[The Retro Kat]

There is still potential.

[nothing4buddha]

needs more of gadzook's dog.

[Womti]

I think the dog was a warning. :/

[GADZOOKS]

I think you should fuckign shutup and leave my dog alone wotmi.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40378000/jpg/_40378879_pp_130704sunglasses150.jpg


You'll have no symptathy from me for your money woes, you fucking retard.

[Womti]

no, no. I thought the dog meant you were watching suspiciously. like ready-to-ban suspiciously.

[GADZOOKS]

FUCK YOU WOTMI

FUCK YOU

I AM NEVER COMING BACK

EAT DICK

[Womti]

why must you take everything so damn personally??? >:

[Guitar Woman]

NICE JOB WOMTI YOU MAKE GADZOOKS LEAVE

SURE HE WAS A CUNT

BUT HE MADE ME LOL

FUCK YOU WOMTI

[Womti]

HOLY SHIT. WHY MUST YOU ALL GET SO MAD?!?! OF COURSE HE'LL COME BACK!!! >:

[Guitar Woman]

NO HE WON'T

YOU KILLED HIM >:

[Womti]

HE KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO LEAVE. BESIDES IM SURE THERE WERE OTHER THINGS LEADING UP TO THAT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. >:

[Guitar Woman]

HE LOVED THIS FORUM

HE WASN'T THE KIND TO KILL HIMSELF

IT WAS YOUR FAULT

YOU BASTARD

[Guitar Woman]

YOU BASTARD x lots

Don't do that.
- AChimp

[Womti]

gw, shut up. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

YOU BASTARD x lots

Don't do that.
- AChimp

[Guitar Woman]

I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH YOU FUCKING BASTARD

[Guitar Woman]

DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME

[Womti]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol I'LL LAUGH YOU TO DEATH :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[nothing4buddha]

god fucking damnit i'm gone for one day and you fuckwads ruin this. someone please lock this thread, mock wars has no hope now.

[The Retro Kat]

You crushed buddha's dreams. Thanks a lot womti, you jerkoff...in public.

[Sam]

I hope you all realize that this makes MY "Best Thread Ever Thread" the true best thread ever because it was the only one that wasn't overrun by faggots. :lol

[Sam]

No offense Retro. :(

[mozz]

Attention seeking prick. Guitar Women, get a fucking life.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey mozz, has anyone ever told you that your avatar looks like shit?

Because it does.

Also, fuck you.

[Sam]

Guitar Woman,

Why is your avatar Rikki Lake dressed up like a judge?

Also, why doesn't she look fat?

[Guitar Woman]

IT'S JUDGE MARYLIN MILLIAN FROM THE PEOPLE'S COURT >:
IF YOU DON'T WATCH THAT SHOW THEN I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE. >:

[Sam]

I'm sorry but the only People's Court for me is ruled by the honorable Judge Wopner. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Trust me, Millian's better.

[Sam]

I very seriously doubt that a woman can deliver swift verdicts full of justice and silence rowdy defendants as easily as "The Wopner."

[Guitar Woman]

FINE, BE THAT WAY :(

[nothing4buddha]

i almost got hit today on the way home from school because i was in a huge truck's blind spot. and then they got mad at me for not getting out of their way :(

edit: PAGE BREAK

[Sam]

:(

[Guitar Woman]

Oh my god :(

[Sam]

You called her a cunt too.

[Guitar Woman]

:tear

[mozz]

Cunt.

[Sam]

So today when I went to college there were all these fat girls that looked like bulldogs and they were all dressed up in the little school girl outfits, and it made me very sad. :tear

[Sam]

It was more terrible then I made it sound. :(

[Esuohlim]

College :rolleys

[Guitar Woman]

Today I walked by this group of guys and one of them was using the word "Fucktard" left and right and i almost stopped and asked him "Hey are you Mad Max from the I-Mock forums?"
But I didn't. :(

[Esuohlim]

If someone asked me if I was from the I-Mock forums and then asked who I was and I told them it would just disappoint them. :(

[Sam]

If someone asked me I would tell them that I was Esuohlim. :/

[Guitar Woman]

ha ha ha, it's alive again :bestthread

[Esuohlim]

If someone asked me I would tell them that I was Esuohlim. :/

Yeah but Esuohlim doesn't get to do seckses with nothing4buddha :(

[Womti]

ha ha ha, it's alive again :bestthread

I can make it even better! :suicide

[nothing4buddha]

hey did anyone else see grandma's boy yet?

[Comrade Rocket]

GW made me laugh

womti sucks still

and its all about mills lane BITCHES

[Comrade Rocket]

http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/031101/Judge_Mills_Lane.jpg

BITCHES

[Marc Summers]

The pic was in the middle of loading when I scrolled down so I thought it was a picture of a flesh-colored balloon at first

[The Retro Kat]

If someone asked me if I was from the I-Mock forums and then asked who I was and I told them it would just disappoint them. :(

Suprisingly enough, I go to school with Boogie.

[nothing4buddha]

i met an former suicide girl in my chem class today :(

[The Retro Kat]

This chick I know is taking pictures to be a suicide girl. She doesn't get it though, cause she really doesn't have peircings other than her ears, so she's pretty much just having nude pictures taken of her.

[nothing4buddha]

most of the suicide girls aren't much to look at :/

[nothing4buddha]

i-mockery.net is depressing tonight... any thoughts?

[Comrade Rocket]

Teresa needs to see the hard cover suicide girls book i have

also i dated a girl who said she summited pictures to them, they told her that they wern't going to use them but sent her 300 bucks for them anyways.

[The Retro Kat]

That's probably 1/8 of what they made selling them to porn websites.

[Big McLargehuge]

One time i saw Buddhha nekkid just ask Sam we were all hanging out and stuff and he was like look through this hole in the wall and it was a hole leading to buddddhhha's bedroom and i was all "HEY DUDE, THAT ISN'T COOL" and then he left and i heard noises coming from the other side of the hole and i looked in it and Sam was beating Budha:(

[Pub Lover]

That's a very sad story. :(

Beating wimmin isn't funny. >:

Now if sam was beating a naked guy while you watched through a peephole... well, that would of been hot. :orgasm

[ArrowX]

My Lung is vibrating....

[Big McLargehuge]

Beating wimmin isn't funny. >:


One of my friends went to some newspaper thing (she is on the University of Arizona newspaper staff) and her and her friends dressed up as battered women and some lady started yelling at her "DO YOU THINK DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS FUNNY?" and she said "Well i guess it depends on the context." :(

[nothing4buddha]

sam kisses my face with his fist.

[Sam]

YEAH BECAUSE IF I KISSED YOU WITH MY LIPS YOU'D LIKE IT TOO MUCH >:

[CosmoToad]

that was ....random :) >:

[Sam]

that was ....random :) >:

Aren't people in more than one place at a time? Then I can't be in one palace? Blah? Waffle?Blah?

[CosmoToad]

parody!

[nothing4buddha]

this thread needs more willie :(

[Sam]

parody!

Not really. :/

[CosmoToad]

:(

[CosmoToad]

why does everyone like my location so much ...RetroCat did that too.

[nothing4buddha]

http://www.greatoakscamp.org/Pictures/2004%2011-12%20boys/eat_frog.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

What'd I do?

[nothing4buddha]

waxing hurts. any thoughts? this thread is dying :(

[camacazio]

Agreed. But I do it anyway.

[Sethomas]

I shaved my moustache, so I don't wax anymore.

[nothing4buddha]

today i waxed part of my leg and every hair that was removed bled...

a lot :(

[Sethomas]

Sorry, but it was probably the follicles that bled.

[nothing4buddha]

it was

[Matt Harty]

This is garbage just talk in imockerychat you JERKS

[Dole]

crack, back and sack.

[Guitar Woman]

today i waxed part of my leg and every hair that was removed bled...

a lot :(
Isn't there some kind of shit that dissolves body hair, and is really fun to put in someone's shampoo?
It was called Nair or something

[Pram Maven]

[Isn't there some kind of shit that dissolves body hair, and is really fun to put in someone's shampoo?
It was called Nair or something

That's great! *lol*

Also, if you want to get even with someone you live with, or you're just at their house for the night or whatever, get a baggie and some Werthers butterscotch candies and smash them in the baggie with a hammer, then unscrew the shower nozzle, dump the contents of the baggie in the part that comes off, and then screw it back on. Your mark will take a shower, get coated with the invisible stickiness, jump out of the shower, and try to dry off with a towel. The payoff, is when they jump BACK into the shower to wash the stickiness off, and get even more sticky! :)

[Womti]

yeah, but what happens when you take a shower? :(
*ugh*

[Misdemonar]

Oh great. Someone who hates smoking and has "TeH ShIzNit" in there sig. I bet you live in you're parent's basement, no doubt.

[Womti]

I live in a studio apartment, thank you very much. :(

[Misdemonar]

Oh yeah? show me pictures.

[Womti]

I dont have a digital camera..... oh wait maybe I can borrow dads :lol

[MetalMilitia]

LOL :rolleyes

[Sethomas]

See, it's esoterically funny because his dad hates him, like the rest of the world.

[Pram Maven]

His dad hates the rest of the world?

[Sethomas]

I'm sorry you're unlearnèd in the mysterious ways of English syntax.

[Pram Maven]

I'm sorry you're unlearnèd in the mysterious ways of English syntax.

It could have been read either way.

I am sorry that you are so pretentious that you even make up ways of typing things to impress others. Go fence your fellow fantasarians, as that hobby is harder to reinvent; you will be more quickly and soundly called on your bullshit, and your glancing blows will not soon hasten the fate of your foes.

I am also sorry about your name. Your mom just thought you "LOOKED" like a Sethomas.

Sex-no-mas is more like it, though. Especially if you continue to be a factional git-wit with Lowtax hair.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/news/images/11-2002/11-12-2002-signing.jpg

[Sethomas]

It could have been read either way.

So you concede that you chose the way that suits your ends. What's the point of your being here, again?

I'm sorry that you're so pretentious that you even make up ways of typing things to impress others.

Yeah, I sure did make up orthography. All those pedants that teach grammar are just posing off of me.

Go fence some guys, as that hobby is harder to reinvent; you will be more quickly called on your bullshit, and your glancing blows will not soon hasten the fate of your foes.

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/pics/arrowx.jpg

God, you even suck at loquacity.

I'm also sorry about your name. Your mom just thought you "LOOKED" like a Sethomas.

You're more of a Seth-no-mas, in my opinion.

Ay qué rico, tenemos un hispanohablante! Por supeuesto tenemos que ser más intelligente que no te parezca que me llamo Sethomas y no Seth Thomas, de vero.

Or are just just the fucking tool you prove yourself to be post after post?

[Pram Maven]

Or are just just the fucking tool you prove yourself to be post after post?

I'll go with "THINGS THE SEX THERMOS SAID FOR 400, ALEX".

I am here to defuse your wordy ways, and to make more sense with less of mine own.

just just

Indeed.

PS: Don't respond to my posts until I'm done editing them. plskthx

*LICKOLDLADY*

[Sethomas]

I thought we already went through the whole faggotry that is making puns of names, you whose name means "I don't know" in Spanish.

I'm dismayed at your School of TheKapn style of argument. Not that I expected better from you, but hey.

[Pram Maven]

I thought we already went through the whole faggotry that is making puns of names, you whose name means "I don't know" in Spanish.



ENGLESA, ramera.

"I don't know", eh? Well, I do like the irony of appearing to know nothing about everything I've studied for the past ten years.

Hey, maybe when you're done humping your thesis with your needle dick, we can have an actual conversation... No pressure, of course. I wouldn't want to make your already overstuffed head explode with USEFUL knowledge..

[Sethomas]

Well, I do like the irony of appearing to know nothing about everything I've studied for the past ten years.

Umm. I haven't studied you enough to have the slightest flying fuck of a clue what you're talking about here.

And I've totally moved on past my thesis. That's why I wrote a book, genius.

[Pram Maven]

Well, I do like the irony of appearing to know nothing about everything I've studied for the past ten years.

Umm. I haven't studied you enough to have the slightest flying fuck of a clue what you're talking about here.

And I've totally moved on past my thesis. That's why I wrote a book, genius.

I was referring to what you said my name meant in Spanish, GENIUS.

As far as your book, I would love to read it; I've been needing to catch up on some sleep.

PS: Fucks don't actually fly. They just sort of are the expression of sex between people/animals/people and animals/people and things.

Also, you have yet to prove that "nose" means "I don't know" in Spanish.

You're like one of those master guitarists who know every note and every name for every chord, and yet they still don't know why they're playing them.

OMG YOU'RE WELCOME. *LOLIEVERNEEDEDTOKNOWILEARNEDINKINDERGARTEN*

EDIT: Your entire compendium-posing-as-a-web-site reminds me of the scene in "Good Will Hunting" where the main character is nearly upstaged by the first year asshole with the over-the-shoulder sweater and ponytail combination, only being able to quote what he's read, with no thoughts of his one to reflect upon the latter. It looks to me as though what you are in dire need of, is an imagination.



See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!

[Sethomas]

"No sé" = "I do not know". Try it in an online translator, you might learn something. If you've studied Spanish for ten years, as you obliquely implied, then you should have realized that long ago. Chances are, though, you just mean you failed Freshman Spanish and have been working with Mexicans at a fast food joint for the past nine years.

P.S. Fuck is grammatically apt to mean inclination in certain contexts, and being ephemeral in nature as part of being a conscious phenomenon, it may as well be said to fly.

[Pram Maven]

"No sé" = "I do not know". Try it in an online translator, you might learn something. If you've studied Spanish for ten years, as you obliquely implied, then you should have realized that long ago. Chances are, though, you just mean you failed Freshman Spanish and have been working with Mexicans at a fast food joint for the past nine years.

P.S. Fuck is grammatically apt to mean inclination in certain contexts, and being ephemeral in nature as part of being a conscious phenomenon, it may as well be said to fly.

"No sé" = "TWO DIFFERENT WORDS WITH ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ACCENT-EGU THINGS ON THE SECOND ONE", YOU PORTENTOUS, CONTENTIOUS, AND PRETENTIOUS WORD-NOODLIN' DOOKIE-DOODLER.

Oh, and to drive my point home, please try to tell me that the king's command to copulate has sprouted wings, because, last I heard, a flying document with the word F.U.C.K. on it was UNheard of.

In conclusion, if two toothless hobos F.U.C.K. in the forrest and there's no one else around to hear them, do they make a sound?
No? Of course not, you say? Well I agree with your unspokenness! The act itself may be unconscionable to some, but it is not a CONSCIOUS thing in and of itself, until it has been applied to someone or something. "F.U.C.K." can't fly any more than Vantz can dance.
/I win

[Womti]

please disregard this post as the author, meaning to say something witty and original, yet insulting, failed by simply saying "hi!" followed by an angry face and wishes to apologize for the inconvenience. thank you. :)

[Sethomas]

OH NO!! Someone took my name and rearranged it to say something else!!! WHat sense does that make?! WHY, OH CRUEL WORLD???

Oh, you suck at being verbose as well.

Just because you fail to comprehend the argument doesn't mean you win.

[Pram Maven]

OH NO!! Someone took my name and rearranged it to say something else!!! WHat sense does that make?! WHY, OH CRUEL WORLD???

Oh, you suck at being verbose as well.

Just because you fail to comprehend the argument doesn't mean you win.

In my world, verbosity is tantamount to animosity, and I have both in spades... Including the ace of which I now hold:

http://www.takeourword.com/images/ace.jpg

And in regards to comprehending the argument, I'm not the one whose word count is now falling off the scale.

Your vocab may be complex, but mine's more picaresque.

[Sethomas]

If only you could use it. If only you realized that using the edit button makes you appear more the tool that you are. If only.

And I'm hardly surprised you live in your own world, seeing as this one isn't impressed by you.

[Pram Maven]

Speak for yourself and whoever else you have in there, SethTheMess

I'm not impressed with your spinning avatar, or your performance in the prelims for the Mock Wars 2K5.

On the other hand, your commentary there was just as limp as the one you've got going here (albeit slowly),so at least you're keeping a format equally. :(

My use of the edit button would imply that I put a lot of thought into what I "write"... It also allows me to go back and correct any mistakes I might have made instead of just hitting "submit" (which you should be actually doing in the vernacular at this point, because I'm making your twenty-one year old ass my twenty-one year old bitch), at which point I take great delight in mocking your flaccid attempts at hershey squirts in a grammatical context. Go lick a steer and then tell me about the experience, as I think it will prove much more interesting than you are as a person/writer/interweb flametard.

[Sethomas]

I'm sorry I forgot about your stunning show in the Mockwars.

I'm sorry that reading my posts makes you feel like you need to look at a thesaurus for the first time. Frankly, I'm not impressed by your being a... oh, that's right, you're not anything.

And your use of the edit button makes you look haphazard and void of foresight. Sometimes appearances don't deceive, apparently.

[Pram Maven]

I'm sorry I forgot about your stunning show in the Mockwars.

I'm sorry that reading my posts makes you feel like you need to look at a thesaurus for the first time. Frankly, I'm not impressed by your being a... oh, that's right, you're not anything.

And your use of the edit button makes you look haphazard and void of foresight. Sometimes appearances don't deceive, apparently.

I never entered the Mock Wars. That was before my time here, I'm afraid.

Aha, at least I don't use a thesaurus to help me encrypt my arguments into a psychobabble that even Sartre couldn't make tails or tails out of (he was a negativist).

I'm not anything? So... If I fisted you in the woods, and, (wait for it) no one was around to hear me, then not only would I not make a sound, but I could also paint the word "F.U.C.K." on you, throw you as far as I don't trust you, and you would land with an inaudible "thunk" on the ass that you have, but can not be consequentially altered via the ground that I arguably could not have thrown you upon?

I must say that I find it rather hilarious that you call my attempts at wordplay "haphazard" and "devoid of insight" while yours look like a schooled victim of Fifth Year Ebonics wrote them. (I would say "Fourth Year Ebonics", but you were held back a year for your moronicry).

As far as appearances not deceiving, I could tell that you're just a pompous poof with a pipe the second I peeped at your avatar. The fact that it is in motion only told me that you like vapidity that spins, kind of like the way that you enjoy dancing awkwardly with your thesaurus as your swing partner.

[Pram Maven]

http://www.intellichess.com/images/mate.gif

[Sethomas]

Sartre was a negativist Existentialist, and also a humanist. More to the point, he was a fucking francophone.

You're not anything in the sense that you'd be too chickenshit to see me in the woods or elsewhere.

And what's with the "F.U.C.K." thing? Fuck isn't an acronym for anything, that's just an urban legend, as the slightest research in philology renders obvious.

Apparently someone doesn't know the difference between insight and foresight. Quick, to the edit button!

Your posts are boring, and not quite as scathing as a pacifier. You weren't even creative enough to come up with something better than Ebonics. Quit flaming this thread, the more you post in it the less great it becomes.

[Pram Maven]

Your avatar won't be the only thing spinning when I flush you down my toilet :)

Apparently someone doesn't know the difference between insight and foresight. Quick, to the edit button!

Oh, if I could only edit your posts... And you, apparently, are the one who doesn't know the difference between the two. Thank you for pointing that out in a way that anyone could comprehend, rather than reverting to your psycho-nerdy wordy ways that would make stereo instructions pale when compared with them.

To help you enough to stop sucking for however long it takes you to retort to THIS post,

FORESIGHT is the knowlege that something will happen, to the point that one can plan out how they will react to said thing before it happens.

INSIGHT is the understanding of another's motives and actions.

OMG ROOFLE POWER BONUS WORD!!

HINDSIGHT: What you will be experiencing when you look back on this thread and wish you never answered (to?) me.

[Sethomas]

I'm sorry I can't compare to the illustrious show of imagination that is Neo.

[Pram Maven]

I'm sorry I can't compare to the illustrious show of imagination that is Neo.

I think I shall adopt that as my new sig.

Thank you for the offering. :lol

Oh, and I SCARE people for a living. I live in a really bad part of town, and I fear not man, nor beast.

The ground, which is paved, would win for me if we were to find qualms that met.

Lastly, I am small of frame, and thou art much rotund... So have at thee, mine enemy who smoketh like a chimney, and needs a belt or cumberbund, or two, for fun, or even three. Thy gut hangest out like a pig on a spit that is tied quite low to the ground; when I spin my stick, the stick doth spin thy corpse like thine avatar, around.

Words have thee much, but not quite much creativity abound. I spin thee twice and take a bite, but my chewing doth not make a sound; for I don't exist, and can't digest this, as my gut is nonexistant... Much like your words which peck like birds at my eyeglasses, insistent.

...So to speak---and well spake--if I COULD, that is... But alas, I can't, as I don't EXIST! :wah

[Marc Summers]

shut up for the love of christ SHUT UP

[Womti]

but marc, you forgot the ">:" that goes along with most shut ups. how dare you! >:

[Pram Maven]

shut up for the love of christ SHUT UP

Be witty, I prithee.

[Marc Summers]

Say, do you like that one guy? That one fag wrote all those old plays...he wore the froofy neck thing...what was his name? Anyway his plays absolutely sucked the worst shit in humanity. And anyone who likes to quote him must be a fucking drama queen who thinks that they are the pinnacle of being witty and a literary genius, just because they can speak like they lived in a castle. Actually, they metaphorically do, because they wall themselves in socially with other art fags and think that the rest of the world is just too idiotic to understand their pretentious ramblings about the psyche of a character who speaks two lines in 5 acts.

[Chojin]

Wait, Shakespeare posts here now?