"How Was Your Day?" Thread

[Seven Force]

So, how have you all been so far today?

[sadie]

would that you were "sound only." :muted

[Marc Summers]

I dunno it was kinda weird today because my friends and I encountered this very tall woman (over 6') and she started yelling that she liked pizza and started doing some dance that involved swinging two imaginary lassos over her head but otherwise it's going well.

[Esuohlim]

Sexy romps and chocolate ice cream :hat

[kreepella]

my baby boy pissed all over his cradle and puked breast milk all down his front so i gave him his first real bath today.

[Jeff The Ninja]

:puke

[Sicktodeathmx]

I'm bored.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm at work :(

[lunlun]

whaaaa
i got to bed at 8:00 AM.
i had the best party ever except that my friend took too much drugs and then he talked so much, that my ears startet to bleed.
i woke up at 4:00PM and took a shower and after that i played monkey island.after i ate and watched a film (the mask of zorro..) i took the dog for a walk. now im sitting here, thinking of a photostory for this forum..
but my digicam is so bad .. :worries:

[lunlun]

plus

i dont know ehere to upload my pics

[MarioRPG]

Pretty bored. :/

[xbxDaniel]

I got fired from my job that I had for maybe two weeks.

[Misdemonar]

I got fired for fucking wicked clowns

[Slinky Ferret]

I got fired from my job that I had for maybe two weeks.

How did you manage to do that? :(

[xbxDaniel]

Some guy came into the store, pulled out a gun, and said "Give me the damn money". So I gave him the damn money. He leaves, I call the cops, they search for him. My boss comes in wondering what happened to the money, I say, "You were robbed." He gets pissed, calls the cops, they say that they're still looking for him. Two hours later they catch the guy, can't find the money. Boss said I was incompetent and didn't handle myself well. He fired me after I told him that his Mother's feeling a little tired and then I gave him my address and told him to pick her up when he had a moment. He then thought it was necessary to fire me. Could be worse though.

[sadie]

it was a complete ruse, and your boss paid the guy to hold you up and got the money before the guy was caught! he fired you so you wouldn't figure it all out!

[Hannibal]

What kind of store was it?

I mean was it privately owned or some franchise or something. Cause if it was some large company, that guy needs to piss off, they have insurance.

[xbxDaniel]

Family owned grocery store. I wasn't about to get shot over the hundred bucks in the register. It's not like it would've cut into his business anyways.

[kahljorn]

I don't think you can be fired for giving money to the guy. I'm guessing it was because you were an asshole afterwards(for good reason). If you really wanted to you could probably contact a labor board or something and sue him.
"Hey, you had a gun in your face and gave him the money? I'm going to harass you and cause you post-neardeath emotional distress then fire when you tell me off."

[Lycurgus1985]

Let's see...

*Filmmaking
*Writing
*Reading
*Chojin telling me to shut it.

Yep, such a good day. :P

I have a feeling someone is going to make a porn joke involving filmmaking being one of my daily activities today. :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

why did you post your class schedule on here you collosal fag

[GADZOOKS]

There's no school on MLK day.

Those are his hobbies, WHAT A DORK :lol

[Lycurgus1985]

Not only are they my hobbies (except Chojin telling me to shut up, at least I should hope not), but I did exactly those things today. I discussed plans for several film projects I'm working on, I did some writing, read for a bit, and then was told to shut up by Chojin. That was basically my day. :P

[GADZOOKS]

I still don't understand, can you rephrase that?

[Lycurgus1985]

I still don't understand, can you rephrase that?

:moon

That crystal clear enough for you? :P
Just messing with you.

[Dole]

I have a feeling someone is going to make a porn joke involving filmmaking being one of my daily activities today.

I have a feeling someone is going to gut you like a pig.

[Lycurgus1985]

I have a feeling someone is going to gut you like a pig.

I have a feeling someone is a closet psychopathic killer who has been rather repressed by those around him and wishes to take out his anger and agression on others over the internet. ;)

[Dole]

You can't be 'repressed' by other people, and the only thing in my closet is shoes.

[Lycurgus1985]

You can't be 'repressed' by other people, and the only thing in my closet is shoes.

Actually, yes you can be repressed by other people. Professor Lycurgus will show you how. :)

First, let's look at the definition for repress:

re-press

1 a : to check by or as if by pressure : CURB <injustice was repressed> b : to put down by force : SUBDUE <repress a disturbance>
2 a : to hold in by self-control <repressed a laugh> b : to prevent the natural or normal expression, activity, or development of <repressed her anger>
3 : to exclude from consciousness
4 : to inactivate (a gene or formation of a gene product) by allosteric combination at a DNA binding site

As you can see, repression can be used in three different ways despite four different variations of the definition. The first and third variations are what shall make my point though.

Now, isn't it true you can put down somebody by force literally and figuaratively? Isn't it possible to subdue someone by pushing them out of the picture and making them feel like nothing? Isn't it possible to exclude a person from your consciousness? Am I right to say that you are all going to do the same to me because I am probably annoying you all? :P

So thus, someone can be repressed by others. It's not just in the sense someone represses themselves.

As for your shoe collection, I'm sure it's very nice. :bow

[MetalMilitia]

hey Lycurgus1985, that was a pretty long and post containing lots of clever words. I bet you are really good at Internet.

[Lycurgus1985]

hey Lycurgus1985, that was a pretty long and post containing lots of clever words. I bet you are really good at Internet.

And how!
You certainly do flatter me! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

that's 50 posts in one day, at this rate youll have 18,250 in a year.

Jesus christ.


wolffag will say:
You're good a math :bow

[MetalMilitia]

hey Lycurgus1985, that was a pretty long and post containing lots of clever words. I bet you are really good at Internet.

And how!
You certainly do flatter me! :lol

I'll flatter you with my car if you dont shut up >:

[MetalMilitia]

By that I ment i'd make you flatter. Not that i'd actually flatter you with my car. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Lycurgus1985 you are just plain awful did you know that

and i am NOT just messing with you

[Lycurgus1985]

Lycurgus1985 you are just plain awful did you know that

and i am NOT just messing with you

Ooooooooh, that's soooooo sweet!
I can just feel the love here. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Haha, its a somewhat overused statement round these parts but Lycurgus1985, you really know how to roll with the punches.

[Lycurgus1985]

Haha, its a somewhat overused statement round these parts but Lycurgus1985, you really know how to roll with the punches.

Many thanks MetalMilitia. :bow

By the way, I have gotten rid of the sig since most have complained it's too big and an eyesore. So well played...
Well played indeed. :P

[Seven Force]

WHY ARE YOU GAYING UP MY THREAD? >:

[Lycurgus1985]

WHY ARE YOU GAYING UP MY THREAD? >:

This coming from the guy who wears fruity shirts? :P
Just messing with you. :)

[Seven Force]

If I wanted that to happen i'd lie and say my day was great because I just got done with a hot, oily three-way with Retro and Protoclown.

...and I don't know why I mentioned Protoclown but I just needed a second name ok? >:

[Seven Force]

I LIKE MY SHIRTS! >:

[Lycurgus1985]

If I wanted that to happen i'd lie and say my day was great because I just got done with a hot, oily three-way with Retro and Protoclown.

...and I don't know why I mentioned Protoclown but I just needed a second name ok? >:

Seven Force is really trying hard to burn me here.
You get a gold star and an A for effort! :)

[MetalMilitia]

how dare you

[Lycurgus1985]

how dare you

I know.
Shame on me. :)
But then again, SF even poked fun at his shirts himself before.

[MetalMilitia]

I wish you whre in a coma for 20 years then went on too live a happy, but ultimatly unfullfilling life. >:

[Lycurgus1985]

I wish you whre in a coma for 20 years then went on too live a happy, but ultimatly unfullfilling life. >:

I just feel so special.
The feeling's mutual MetalMilitia. :)

[MetalMilitia]

you've got some nerve

[Lycurgus1985]

you've got some nerve

Seriously though, aren't you getting bored for the night? I personally could go on all night but it does get very boring and redundant after a while bouncing back insults and retorts constantly. :)

[MetalMilitia]

I cant sleep because my housemates are playing drum and/or bass music at antisocial volumes.

[Seven Force]

Stop messaging me. Before I call the cops. >:

[Lycurgus1985]

Stop messaging me. Before I call the cops. >:

I haven't messaged you in like, how long has it been?
Oh right, like 3-5 hours ago when I told you that your attempt to put me down and make me feel like a dumbass failed. And here's what I exactly said too.

"Thanks for the laugh. I had a feeling you would post that conversation."

Ok, so maybe it's not word for word but that's the gist of it. Don't tell me SF is getting angry. Oh I'm so terribly frightened. :lol

[Seven Force]

"Oh right, like 3-5 hours ago when I told you that your attempt to put me down and make me feel like a dumbass failed. "

I'll agree with you on that, only because you're doing a good job of that on your own.

Oh no, I put >: at the end of my angry sentences, that must mean i'm really angry, right guys? :rolleyes

(that's me being sarcastic)

[Lycurgus1985]

I'll agree with you on that, only because you're doing a good job of that on your own.

Oh no, I put >: at the end of my angry sentences, that must mean i'm really angry, right guys? :rolleyes

(that's me being sarcastic)

But making asses of ourselves is a huge part of these forums. That and making asses of each other.

That sarcasm was a little weak though. Not enough bite to it. Punch it up a bit and you might get another gold star for effort. :)

[Seven Force]

I thought we would be friends. :rolleyes

Seven Force wrote:
Stop messaging me. Before I call the cops. Mad


I haven't messaged you in like, how long has it been?
Oh right, like 3-5 hours ago when I told you that your attempt to put me down and make me feel like a dumbass failed. And here's what I exactly said too.

"Thanks for the laugh. I had a feeling you would post that conversation."

Ok, so maybe it's not word for word but that's the gist of it. Don't tell me SF is getting angry. Oh I'm so terribly frightened. LOL

No, you messaged me with that little response hoping we'd both share a hearty laugh together, and continue to talk about your fantasy scripts which involve you saving me from certain death, then I congratulate you with vigorous buttsex. While you wear a bearsuit.

[Lycurgus1985]

No, you messaged me with that little response hoping we'd both share a heartly laugh together, and continue to talk about your fantasy scripts which involve you saving me from certain death, then I congratulate you with vigorous buttsex. While you wear a bearsuit.

Wow, you have some weird delusions in that brain of yours. You definitely have some sick and weird fetishes if that is what you were hoping for. That Romeo doll has messed with your head too much man. It needs to be destroyed. :P

Well, you did a better job this time but I'm still yawning. You get another gold star though! :)

[ziggytrix]

FOR FUCKS SAKE QUIT REPLYING TO EVERY FUCKING POST.

And shouldn't you be busy gorging yourself on fresh live chickens or some shit?

[Lycurgus1985]

FOR FUCKS SAKE QUIT REPLYING TO EVERY FUCKING POST.

And shouldn't you be busy gorging yourself on fresh live chickens or some shit?

I can't help it. You guys just seem to beckon for more subconsciously. Personally though this game of lambasting has gotten rather stale but I can play as long as you can.

But you're right.
Enough is enough for tonight.
Well, until tomorrow... :)

[GADZOOKS]

NO, DON'T COME BACK.

[CosmoToad]

Dont come back ever.

[Lycurgus1985]

The more you whine, the more I'll defy. :)

[xbxDaniel]

But Cosmo....the baby.

[nothing4buddha]

god i hate fat people

[xbxDaniel]

I don't think you can be fired for giving money to the guy. I'm guessing it was because you were an asshole afterwards(for good reason). If you really wanted to you could probably contact a labor board or something and sue him.
"Hey, you had a gun in your face and gave him the money? I'm going to harass you and cause you post-neardeath emotional distress then fire when you tell me off."

In response to this statement:

The guy was an asshole of a boss anyways. I've found a place closer to my house lifting crates and such. Not a whole lot of time to do my homework or anything, but more pay and less time. If I get the job.

Today, I sat at home, finished up an essay, watched the Godfather parts 1 and 2, and played some RE4 and WoW.

[Seven Force]

HEY! I forgot I had this here! :)

[Seven Force]

So yeah, my day has been cool. I'm thinking about quiting my job. How are you guys?

[Fathom Zero]

I've had a LAD.

[Rez]

i spent $75 on my girlfriend today.
i had a great day today.

[Mad Melvin]

My day has been just ok so far, but tonight it's partytime! I had my annual birthday two days ago and im going to celebrate this historical event with lots of friends in a nice bar downtown.

[Terra]

Happy birthday Mad Melvin. Hope you had lots of fun. I'm supposed to have a good day today. I'm getting a new computer.

Tomorrow will be a bad day. The news has been predicting a tornadic outbreak since the beginning of the week and I'm pretty sure I won't have my new computer any more. :(

[Mad Melvin]

Happy birthday Mad Melvin. Hope you had lots of fun. I'm supposed to have a good day today. I'm getting a new computer.

Actually the fun hasn't even started yet. It's only 6pm in here right now. Im leaving in half an hour to my friends place to start things up and the bar opens at 10pm. It's going to be a blast, im sure of it.

[Seven Force]

Tomorrow, someone, maybe someone you know, will die of AIDS.

I don't know about you, but when that happens, I somehow get a little spring in my step.

How do you guys feel?

[Terra]

And when are you going to die of AIDs? We'll tell you how we feel when that happens.

[Seven Force]

I'm never going to get AIDS. Don't you read the Bible? You only get AIDS from dicks and needles. Do I see any of that around here? I think not.

[Terra]

Your right. You must still be searching for your own dick.

[Seven Force]

It's definitely not in that chewed up bubble gum you call a pussy.

[Mad Melvin]

back to topic: This day started really really badly. I woke up in my friends apartment on a couch. I had a terrible headache and as I am wrtiting this, I have puked 4 times already. I blame tequila.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, but you had an awesome night last night, right? :)

[Terra]

Be of good cheer!! The day can only get better from this point on!

[Seven Force]

Hey you, good morning.

[Mad Melvin]

Yeah, I had a fun night. Lots of dancing. I just don't really remember how I got to my friends place. On the positive side, there were also two good looking girls and one of them was sleeping on the same couch as me. Too bad I was passed out.

[Seven Force]

Hey man, you still have a lot more partying to do. :)

[Mad Melvin]

True. Im going again on saturday night. Should be enough time for my legs to heal.

[RaNkeri]

Yay, only one exam left! After that I can once again kick back and relax awhile, till I have to start studying again :)

[Staxeon]

Driving home at 6am something the size of a mouseball kicked up and hit my windshield right in front of my face. Looked like a rock but it didn't crack my window, just chipped it to all hell.

Then when I got home I noticed a big fucking screw stuck in my tire. If I pull it out I'm certain my tire will start leaking, and its close enuff to the sidewall that I'm worried it can't be patched.

Fuckall.

[Vampywampy]

I went to college to mooch my EMA off them...finally.

It's taken about 3 fucking months for this thing to actually be sorted out.


The rest is a blur.


I watched TV.


My day sucked.

Here's hoping my sexy purple Saturn pad arrives tomorrow. ;<

[Terra]

I have a tornado headed this way. I'm glad my new computer isn't in. Because it wouldn't be here for long. >:

[Seven Force]

She survived! :party

[ArrowX]

That must mean she lives in a trailor park :lol

[Seven Force]

You spelled trailer wrong. :lol

[Terra]

That must mean she lives in a trailor park :lol

No I don't live in a trailer park but I don't think I would be making comments like that with the kind of animals you hang out with. Has your ass healed yet, you mindless shit stained asswipe? :)

[Seven Force]

You guys PLEASE!

I'm trying to run a civilized thread here.

So, how's everyone doing today?

[ArrowX]

I spelled Trailer wrong on purpose. And Terra seriously don't talk to me about ass sex, the very though of the word ass sex coming from your gob makes me wannt to sew your vagina shut then use glue to make a watertight seal, then watch and laugh ans your urine is backed up into your uteris and ultimately up your tubes and causes your ovaries to explode >:

[Terra]

The Loyal Order of Moose is going to very dissapointed with you tonight. Hopefully Milhouse will come in here soon and clean up all of your typos and spelling errors.

Never mind all of those shitty contractions AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BRAXTON HICKS, MISTER!

[glowbelly]

uhh, urine doesn't come out of the uterus you flippin stupid fuck.

just in case anyone is confused, the above comment was directed at the kid in this thread who will never come close to understanding a female's anatomy. >:

[PurplePlatypus]

My day was not very good. I had just bought a new 3D-supporting, state-of-the-art graphics card for 100 bucks(it wasn't a big one, only 256 Megs). I was happy as hell. Then, guess what?

My fucking computer couldn't take it. Apparently, my computer was made in the STONE AGE and can't take a friggin graphics card. Yeesh.

I just wasted 100 bucks, how are you? :D

[Terra]

But he's a whiz bang at Swamp Donkey dick!

[xbxDaniel]

Hey Stupidkraut, I've got this book we can read together. You see, your body's going through some changes, and I think it would help if we talked through it.

[glowbelly]

off to bed

[Fathom Zero]

I had a good day, aside from being forced into church this morning.

[WhiteRat]

My day is only half over and so far I have to say it's crap. Trying to patch things up with an old flame only to be shot down worse than an F-16 sucking a wrench into it's engine is not fun.

[Terra]

Be of good cheer! At least something sucking in your day isn't as bad as no suckee at all.

Good luck on the old flame thing, though!

[BlueOatmeal]

FUCK GODAMMIT HELL! The fucking indians who just bought the BP I was working at just let me go. I HAD THAT JOB FOR 2 GODAMN DAYS. Everything was going great when the white man was running it. :racism

[Chojin]

I think all the personal phone calls got to them.

[executioneer]

the cat shit on my bed while i was sleeping in it, good thing i was wearing socks :rolleyes

[Terra]

I'm babysitting a poodle. Today I cleaned up doggie puke. Then I went to check on Hughie for a friend and Hughie (a golden retreiver--big happy dog!!) shat enough shit to fill up a laundry basket. I cleaned that up too.

I'm not very into animals at the moment.