W00T almost done

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

I just thougth I'd say, I got one more day left in the army!

I am outta here fuckers!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

great :|

[Emu]

man r u comin over i got b33r and pr0n

[DamnthatDavid]

What a god damn pussy. Military Fireman, and he happy to get out. Go speak to one of them Stryker units, and get yourself a real gun instead of just a limp hose.

[Jixby Phillips]

lI hope you get shot in a liquor store robery on your last day

[Womti]

you guys shouldnt bitch at him. hes in the marines, so he's more active and physically fit than any of you lazy assholes will ever be. >:

[Sicktodeathmx]

Congrats!
Bet you can't wait to come home!

[Jixby Phillips]

you guys shouldnt bitch at him. hes in the marines, so he's more active and physically fit than any of you lazy assholes will ever be. >:

o big whoop

america sucks france rules

[Lycurgus1985]

When on I-Mockery forums, you can always bet you'll be inside the cynics.

Anyway, glad to hear you'll be getting out soon. Must be a huge relief for you.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey you aren't supposed to post yet.

[Lycurgus1985]

I talked to AChimp and he told to just keep it to a minimum (and that I behave myself) so I did. I only posted 12 times today anyhow.

[GADZOOKS]

Well he sucks, now you have to deal with me.

And by the way, only posting 12 times is like saying you only ate 5 cheeseburgers.

[GADZOOKS]

and quit pm'ing me beastiality porn for fucks sake.

[DamnthatDavid]

you guys shouldnt bitch at him. hes in the marines, so he's more active and physically fit than any of you lazy assholes will ever be.

So why isn't his name Marinefirefighter?

Army firefighters are the laziest bitchs around. During Operation Desert Storm, they let Demolitions put out the oil fires. They just watched.[/quote]

[Lycurgus1985]

and quit pm'ing me beastiality porn for fucks sake.

You've got delusional issues if you think I would send you anything disgusting like that. Personally, I'd track down the beastiality lovers and shoot them one by one. As I said before, I am completely against the fetishes of the fandom and rather avoidant of the fandom as a whole.

Not to mention there's a fine line between furry and beastiality. That's why it's called beastiality. Believe it or not, the two don't go hand in hand.

[sadie]

that has to be one of the stupidest signatures i've ever read, though i'm thankful it's not huge and graphic.

[Lycurgus1985]

that has to be one of the stupidest signatures i've ever read, though i'm thankful it's not huge and graphic.

You have no idea of the immense yet amusing stupidity that is Troll 2. That's just 1/100000 of it. Venture into the cult abomination that is Troll 2 at your own risk. :p

[Sicktodeathmx]

that has to be one of the stupidest signatures i've ever read, though i'm thankful it's not huge and graphic.

You have no idea of the immense yet amusing stupidity that is Troll 2. That's just 1/100000 of it. Venture into the cult abomination that is Troll 2 at your own risk. :p

"Do you see this writing? *points to a sign on the door*... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it"

That movie was god awful.

[Lycurgus1985]

"Do you see this writing? *points to a sign on the door*... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it"

That movie was god awful.

This is what happens when an italian director known for adult entertainment decides to make a fantasy film overseas in the US. Then again, Fragrasso does know a lot of his films are poorly made so I'll give him that much.

And it is now time for me to catch some zzzzzzzz's. :sleep

[Dole]

for fuck's sake, please just die you annoying twat. You don't have to give us a running commentary on the minutiae of your life.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

"Do you see this writing? *points to a sign on the door*... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it"

That movie was god awful.

This is what happens when an italian director known for adult entertainment decides to make a fantasy film overseas in the US. Then again, Fragrasso does know a lot of his films are poorly made so I'll give him that much.

And it is now time for me to catch some zzzzzzzz's. :sleep

Stop posting

[bigtimecow]

this dude's been out for awhile he went AWOL and went to my house and was all "dude i'm tired zzz" and i said "hey buddy how about not" and he pulled a gun on me and the misses was all "honey come back to bed to get groovy" and i was all "bitch watch your throat" and then he shot me :(

[DamnthatDavid]

nooooo! Did you survive?

[Lycurgus1985]

Stop posting

I love you too. :boohoo

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Stop posting

I love you too. :boohoo
Seriously.....stop posting. You're stupid, but not stupid enough to be funny. Just stop. :|

[Lycurgus1985]

And I should take you seriously why? You're just some everyday person on a forum. And I'm a thorn in your ass! :fu

[Chojin]

i

[Chojin]

shut up

[Lycurgus1985]

Brilliant Chojin...
You sure really showed me, especially with that "CRAVES PENIS" title. Oh wait a minute, I'm still around. I guess you just aren't trying hard enough. Besides, I could have sworn that there was a rule that says you can't fuck with someone else's user account. I'm sure your title you deemed me with would probably go along those lines.

Oh right, you can break the rules. You're a moderator and administrator. Stupid me. Well, enjoy your abuse of power while you can. I'm sure one day it'll all bite you in the ass.

[Chojin]

shut up

[Chojin]

lycu how can i contact you outside of the boards i don't see any options

[Chojin]

don't answer that the shut up rule is still in effect

[Emu]

so are you actually a furry or what

[Lycurgus1985]

Once again, absolute brilliance.
You really are a work of art. Maybe we should dip you in concrete and then put you in a museum so everyone can stare in awe at your greatness. Just imagine... :)

[Chojin]

location: the forest

[Emu]

my girlfriend went into this furry chat once and heard about this guy who spent like a year living in the woods like a wolf and then came back to society with some kind of debilitating liver disease

i laughed at that for hours

[Chojin]

lycos if you're going to be an insufferable cunt board regulations require you to liberally apply :rolleyes emoticons to your posts to flag them for ignoring

[Lycurgus1985]

my girlfriend went into this furry chat once and heard about this guy who spent like a year living in the woods like a wolf and then came back to society with some kind of debilitating liver disease

i laughed at that for hours

That Emu is what we call an idiot. I wouldn't be that dumb to go into the woods and actually live there. Especially without any resources or supplies.

Chojin, I will not give you the satisfaction. Besides, you call me a cunt for you're no better than me.

[Chojin]

dear lycos, i'm screwing with you through the admin panel because you've already broken several board rules and i figured it'd be more fun this way than banning you outright. Stop PMing other admins asking them to deal with me. and shut the fuck up.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:|

[Emu]

my girlfriend went into this furry chat once and heard about this guy who spent like a year living in the woods like a wolf and then came back to society with some kind of debilitating liver disease

i laughed at that for hours

That Emu is what we call an idiot. I wouldn't be that dumb to go into the woods and actually live there. Especially without any resources or supplies.

Chojin, I will not give you the satisfaction. Besides, you call me a cunt for you're no better than me.

thing is everybody in the chatroom was praising his bravery for doing that. she heard the story from his boyfriend of all people

[Womti]

how about you just throw lycu into the admin bin. he'd piss everyone off, but things sure would be in order. :(

[Lycurgus1985]

Stop PMing other admins asking them to deal with me. and shut the fuck up.

Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if you even took time out of your immature tactics to actually respond to me. So, I broke a couple rules I admit that. My mistake and I admitted it. I already offered my apologies and have been acting in accordance ever since. But you still seem so hellbent on trying to push me around. I seriously can't see why you are so pig-headed to just act like a responsible admin.

Womti, you have no room to talk. Remember our little discussion in the Mock Wars thread made just for us?

[Chojin]

From: Lycurgus1985
To: Chojin
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:31 pm
Subject: What the fuck is your problem?
Chojin,

What is your problem?
Seriously, I would like to know. I had no problems with you personally. But you seem hellbent on trying to give me the most insufferable time. You started this whole mess. Why don't you actually act like a real moderator/administrator without acting like you're some immature 13 year old who gets his jollies off on being the biggest asshole ever? If you can't answer me seriously, then this proves what kind of mindset you truly have. Why don't you just cut the shit and actually act slightly civil because I seriously had no qualms with you until you started acting so childish.

-Lycurgus
I didn't mean to start PMing me instead, dickface. Word of advice, I refuse to take you seriously and I refuse to treat you with the internet respect you seem to feel you deserve from owning a shitty furry avatar and responding to everything said in these forums.

I could have banned you, but I didn't. I'm way nicer than you give me credit for! Why are you hating on me man i'm going to write you a letter about this just you wait

[Womti]

thats ok, I still love you. (this was supposed to come after lycu)

[Chojin]

From: Lycurgus1985
To: Chojin
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:41 pm
Subject: Re: I hope this is a sufficient reply!
I hope you manage to eventually get that twig permanently stuck in your ass pulled out. Better take care of it quick because it might grow roots into your body.
is this a death threat man here at i-mockery industries llp we take threats very seriously but threats to our senior staff are treated by our special vet ops unit i hope you realize what you've gotten yourself into buddy i won't say who's on the case but suffice to say he's in charge around here

[Lycurgus1985]

Wow, you PM me with a "die" and I PM you with an insult nothing even remotely close to a death threat. Wow, you are ever so sharp. You're the one being the asshole. I'm simply just sticking up for myself and being slightly rebellious against your tyrannic ways.

[Chojin]

Licorice can i hire you to get my jokes for me

[Lycurgus1985]

If that was a joke then you're as unfunny as I am.

[Chojin]

i have sent you a pm in return i hope that wraps up this whole ordeal hopefully we can put this all behind us

[Lycurgus1985]

You have a very odd way of apologizing to people Chojin.
But that's ok.
You actually had me laughing my ass off with the PM you sent me.
So yeah, I think we can put the whole ordeal behind us.

[Misdemonar]

Nevermind.

[Chojin]

i just pasted from this thread

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=17736

i hope this doesn't call off our marriage