Elementary School!

[Chojin]

I was just searching google to find out whatever happened to my old elementary school - My school burned down in the 5th grade and they ended up moving the kids into a public middle school.

Anyway, apparently they rebuilt and have a sound system where all the teachers wear microphone buds.

http://www.educationworld.com/a_issues/issues/issues242.shtml

Best part of this, though:
Some glitches, though, are inevitable. "We've had some embarrassing moments," Ellis says. "Sometimes teachers forget to turn off the microphones in the hallway or in the bathroom."
Can't imagine elementary school kids would handle that professionally.

[GADZOOKS]

When the jerk gets his!

[rockets redglare]

I know this will probably sound fabricated, but in 8th grade I had an overweight science teacher that insisted on wearing a microphone during class at all times. One day he excused himself to attend a "meeting," and the entire class was treated to the sound of him urinating while huffing and puffing after a long walk to the bathroom.

[sadie]

i gotta get me one of those!

[rockets redglare]

As a bonus, I was also suspended during his class for attempted arson. What happened was that I was messing around with the switch on a hotplate before going to lunch, and I didn't realize that the hotplate was plugged in and stacked underneath another plate. A few weeks and a police report later, I got treated to a week off of school, with a one day in-school suspension.

[Jeff The Ninja]

:lol2

Rockets Redglare, you made my day. Yesterday it was a cupcake I found on the ground, today its you.

[Emu]

i hope that cupcake was infected with hiv

[CosmoToad]

then there wont be anybody to make fun of rockets green or yellow? whatever the fool is. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Thanks CosmoToad

[lunlun]

this fucking sound system wouldn be needed if classes wouldnt be so big

this would add more jobs for teachers and and pupils would learn superior to now

[ItalianStereotype]

I was reading this thread and right before I got to your post, lunlun, I was thinking to myself "this thread really needs more gay," then boom!

[lunlun]

i didnt post you you schmock!

[glowbelly]

:lol

[Blue Fox]

elementary schools suck in the first place anywayz

God is just sending gifts of happy moments to all the brain dead children.

Think about it, would anyone ever want to go to school if they just learned?

No.

[kahljorn]

"Think about it, would anyone ever want to go to school if they just learned? "

I think I just got an idea for my thesis! Thanks Blue Fox!

[ArrowX]

One of my teachers in grade 9 jumped off a step stool and shattered his ankles :lol

BTW hes 345lbs

[sloth]

it was you wasnt it

[Chojin]

who is this "blue fox" and why does geroge mention her and why do they share the same IP

myesteris ABOUND

[Archduke Tips]

Hi Chojin. :)

[sadie]

i loved elementary school, but then, that was eons ago.

[Blue Fox]

chojin, you know me, i'm zoe! :domo

[Chojin]

o rly hello zoe how are things :>

[Blue Fox]

could be better, we're moving to South Carolina in like two weeks, we haven't even started packing :lol

[Chojin]

Why on earth would you want to go FURTHER south?

[Blue Fox]

md sucks, we want to get away from it

[Chojin]

I assure you that the south is worse. Pluswhich you're in goddamn port tobacco which is more or less maryland's southern embassy.

[Blue Fox]

this just in!!!!
we've decided to move to virgina, can i get a woot? :die

or not

all in all, i'm kinda glad we're moving, doesn't matter where, even if it's not that far away from where we are now. I hate my school. :blah

[Sicktodeathmx]

The further south you move, the gayer things get :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh Shit! :eek

[Chojin]

Gonna have to agree with STD on this one. People get more bigoted and damaged the further into the red states you go. Why not move north?

[sadie]

what part of virginia?

[The One and Only...]

Oh, lord, please tell me Winchester.

C'mon Winchesta!!!

[Juttin]

SHUTUP

[ItalianStereotype]

i didnt post you you schmock!

I...I missed this before.


are you serious? I mean, what the fuck. this is the supposed master german race? in all seriousness, that should be grounds for sterilisation, not to mention banning.


fuck. FUCK. I need to go drink or something.

[ItalianStereotype]

apparently lunlun is confused. I understand that your brain is focusing entirely on keeping your heart pumping through all of that fat, so I'll make it simple for you.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4551/lunlunstupidasscopy0dj.jpg

[Blue Fox]

um... okay

sadie, we're probably moving to Rappahanok (SP?)