What should I wish for?

[Marc Summers]

I was watching Time Bandits one day and this genie came out of the TV at the part near the end where the kid was all "DON'T TOUCH IT, IT'S EVIL" at the end but his parents do touch it and they disappear or something.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1643/genie6uz.gif
His name is Kancho.

What the hell should I wish for????

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4517/brady195jg.jpg
Drugs?


http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7985/neworleanstophat727oa.jpg
Money?


http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7223/userhand7ln.jpg
Sex?

I need some suggestions, but remember I'm self-deprecating so I'll agree with any insults you throw at me so don't try or I'll make you my lover's lover.

[MetalMilitia]

If you had money you could buy drugs and sex so its a pretty stupid question

[Marc Summers]

Well I was just throwing out some examples
And I'm pretty sure I'm definitely not feeling myself today
oh god :puke

[Womti]

wish for world peace. and some crack.

[Pub Lover]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7985/neworleanstophat727oa.jpg
I really wish I could grow a beard like that. :(

[The Retro Kat]

I really wish I could grow a top hat like that.

[Esuohlim]

I really wish I could grow a beard like that. :(

As I recall you can only grow half a beard these days :(

[MetalMilitia]

Isnt that just some kind of mustache?

[The Retro Kat]

Or a nut pad? A lot of jocks have nut pads, or testicle ticklers nowadays, they don't get it.

[executioneer]

wish for wings that work lol

[Misdemonar]

wish for more wishs.

[Comrade Rocket]

i would wish fr a jetpack

that would be so cool

[Sam]

I WOULD WISH FOR A CAR DOOR!

THAT WAY IF IT GOT HOT I COULD ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN! :lol

[Marc Summers]

Oh my god I can't believe you guys are taking me seriously
Is there a gas leak in here :(