Dear God Just Stop Posting In Here FUCK!

[Seven Force]

Here you go. >:

[Lycurgus1985]

You all want to prove you have "entertainment value"? You want to be part of the IN crowd? Prove it here, and fight each other. Anything goes. Insults toward the other mockers won't count, insults towards me are right out.

I got nothing against you anyway.
I don't give a shit if I have "entertainment value." Not every member is required to be a comic genius anyhow.
But I won't mind going against these two pricks. Shall be fun! :)

[Womti]

I :love you guys...................!

[Lycurgus1985]

I :love you guys...................!

Too late to suck up asslicker! >:
Either give it what you got or go home.

[Womti]

no, no, no...... you misunderstand my use of the word love...... :lol

[Lycurgus1985]

no, no, no...... you misunderstand my use of the word love...... :lol

So you just admitted that you're a homosexual then.
Stay away from our asses or expect a castration by hand. You want some action, ask Protoclown for the spectral groper's telephone number.

[Womti]

what the hell do you mean by our??? you're all alone right. now. you're mine no one on i-mockery is behinfd you. this thread is basically a showdown. no one from i-mockery needs to come running to your smartass little whiny remarks. they'll just watch and laugh as you're hopelessly torn apart. also, stop quoting people and responding to the quote instead of just being content with getting your post in after theirs. it makes you seem very eager to prove yourself and up your post count. this is i-mock. we talk and thats all. besides the mock wars, there's no rules about insulting anyone. we just do it because we feel like it. have a nice day! :)

[Lycurgus1985]

Well, last time I checked, you said "guys" and not guy. Maybe you should see what you wrote before you even retaliate you jackass. If you haven't realized it either, everybody hates you too. I already know they don't like me. But I could give a flying fuck about that. It's the internet and if they want to be miserable, well then by all means let them go about it.

And I laugh at the fact you think I'm whiny. Most of the time you're writing shit like "well how do you think it feels to be called a bastard 800 times" etc. My heart just bleeds for your pathetic existence. Deal with it you bum!

You speak like you are like everyone else here. But you aren't! Why do you think we're suppose to be going against each other now, hmmmm? Gee, I wonder. My brain can't even handle the logisitics of it all.

You have no room to talk about posting right after someone else either. I see you post right after people too. Besides, I could give a shit about my post count. As it has been proven anyhow, that doesn't matter because let's look at your current status. Oh right. 400 posts and still a patzi. Yep, you're just so smooth.

Have an awful day.
Don't forget to eat shit and live. Why not die? Because I want you to contract some horrible disease that will make you suffer a painful, miserable death.

Feel the love! :fu

[Womti]

:chatter YOU MADE A LONGER POST THAN MINE! NOW I AM SCARED, SO VERY SCARED! AS FOR WHINY, I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH. IF YOU SEE POINTING OUT PEOPLES MISERY TO THEM AS WHINING, THEN YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE YET TO SEE WHAT IS REAL. ALSO: HAVE A NICE DAY! :)

[Lycurgus1985]

Like an all CAPS LOCK post is going to make me back down.

Once again, you sound like a whiny hemmerroid growing on someone's o-ring with that "if you think pointing out people's misery as whiny bit." It is whiny when you bitch about stuff that is so trivial. Suck it up! You are worse than dealing with an emo kid. Grow yourself a spine, a wit, and a dick and become a man. >:

Of course you dodged most of what I said in my last post. It's ok. I understand if you're so easily intimidated.

[Womti]

imnotryingtointimidateyou IM JUST BEING me. what im doing, is trying tomake yousee.

[Lycurgus1985]

You're trying to make me see what?
That you can't deal with your problems?
That you're in denial of what people here think of you?
Tell me, which is it.
Don't think playing this card will gain you sympathy or make me think otherwise of you. You're nothing but a twerp who can't deal with others getting down on you so take out your agressions on others to make yourself look like you're hot shit in the other member's eyes. You can't handle it either when others shovel it back down your throat.

[Womti]

actually, your shovel missed my throat. I may be whiny, I admit, but i am not little, and i am not a fucking twerp. what I am trying to make you see is that even though everyone judges you here, their opinions dont really matter. as for your sympathy, what makes you think I seek it? all I can think of to say right now is "DIE, YOUNG AND WORTHLESS FOOL!!" :lol

[Lycurgus1985]

Is it just me or did you steal that idea from me about others opinions don't matter? Because I seem to recall saying nearly the same thing a couple times already in this thread. So, your point falls on blind eyes since I think the same thing. Too bad for you.

God, you're being a hypocrite to top it all off. If you don't care what others think of you, then why are you taking part in this mock war? Why do you always seem to try and impress everybody by trying to futilely pick on newer members or by trying to imitate how everybody else acts on these boards with your posts? Could it be that you do want acceptence? You're not going to find it on the internet, especially here. Are you so bad off that you have to resort to trying to impress a bunch of cynics? Go outside and make some friends!

If I'm worthless, then you're Michael Moore. At least I deal with my problems, confront others, and try to take control of my life instead of always moping about it and being enraged all the time like you. You need to stand up and actually make yourself something worthwhile instead of being a doormat because that is all you are at the moment.

Plus, if that's all you can think of to say, you're not going to last long in this mock war.

[Womti]

yeah, great, I suck, you're better. can you go die now?

[Lycurgus1985]

What's the matter Womti?
Can't take the heat?

I find it sad that you're so submissive and can't give me a run for my money. It's not my fault your life is like someone who lost complete control over their bowels. Why not actually try to potty train yourself instead of wallowing in your own filth? What are you, a dung beetle?!

The way you're going about yourself one would think you expect somebody to wipe your ass for you because you can't even clean off, like some old and feeble man who attaches to anyone willing to take care of him like some leech.

[Womti]

actually, I'm tired. bye for now.

[Lycurgus1985]

Already throwing in the flag?! That was too easy. :blah

[The Retro Kat]

I should have guessed this thread would suck...but not this much.

[Womti]

the thread doesnt suck... I do. :lol

[Lycurgus1985]

Where's Mozz at?
It's his turn for a verbal beatdown.
Come on out Mozz.
Or can't you handle it ya pussy?

Retro Kat, I don't give a shit what you think either way. If you don't like it, get your jollies off somewhere else.

[Rongi]

what's with the 1985 anyway

[Lycurgus1985]

1985 is my birth year. Simple as that.

[Rongi]

bullshit, you look like that fucking andy milonakis kid. you gotta be like 15 or something

[mozz]

Where's Mozz at?
It's his turn for a verbal beatdown.
Come on out Mozz.
Or can't you handle it ya pussy?

Retro Kat, I don't give a shit what you think either way. If you don't like it, get your jollies off somewhere else.
Go for it.

[Misdemonar]

resize you're avatar.

[The Retro Kat]

Retro Kat, I don't give a shit what you think either way. If you don't like it, get your jollies off somewhere else.

You're losing now cause you're breaking the ground rules. Plus you just plum suck.

[Lycurgus1985]

Technically that doesn't count because I didn't even insult you. Just told you I didn't give a crap what you think.

[mozz]

resize you're avatar.
Resize you are avatar?
The correct usage would of been "Your" The possesive.

[Guitar Woman]

way to link images, mozz. :rolleyes

EDIT: OH THAT'S RIGHT, GO AND FUCKING FIX IT LIKE A BITCH SO MY POST WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE >:

[Lycurgus1985]

Well you know Mozz.
He's afraid of making himself look like an absolute idiot.

[sadie]

The correct usage would of been "Your" The possesive.
since you're being a cunt, the correct usage would've been "your," the possessive. prick.

[Womti]

Well you know Mozz.
He's afraid of making himself look like an absolute idiot.

mozz is an absolute idiot.

[Lycurgus1985]

Good point there.

[MetalMilitia]

Mozz may be a typical internet idot but atleast he doesn't openly crave penis.

[Lycurgus1985]

You know how Chojin is though. If I make him mad, he labels me with something absolutely ridiculous. I guess he's trying to compensate for something with his admin powers.

[MetalMilitia]

To be fair though, you are very gay.

[Lycurgus1985]

That feeling is mutual about you too, believe me.

[The Retro Kat]

It clearly states that you "CRAVE PENIS," militia is a part of the killing business, I wouldn't compare.

[Lycurgus1985]

And that has what to do with me saying that the feeling's mutual between us, that I think he's rather gay himself? Not really much.

It seems like barely anyone is happy with their existence on these forums so they try to tear everyone else down.

[Rongi]

so andy milonakis when is the 2nd season gonna air?

[MetalMilitia]

And that has what to do with me saying that the feeling's mutual between us, that I think he's rather gay himself? Not really much.

It seems like barely anyone is happy with their existence on these forums so they try to tear everyone else down.

Im not sure if you knew this, L.1985. But I-Mockery is a forum for gay men to meet other gay men (and gay women).

[Lycurgus1985]

Do you happen to have any ocean view property in Arizona to sell me why you're at it MM? :blah

Though the way how some of these members act, you would think this was that kind of forum. That's the scary part of it.

[MetalMilitia]

...no really. You know guitar woman? well she's a he, and you see retro kat's t-shirt? We <3 sausage.

[Lycurgus1985]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Womti]

You know how Chojin is though. If I make him mad, he labels me with something absolutely ridiculous. I guess he's trying to compensate for something with his admin powers.

he's really just insecure. and he is mistakenly blessed with undeniable charm due to his smugly smiling avatar. that thing just says: I'm professional, I look good, and I'm better than you! and the way the damn thing smiles really rubs that in. :explode

[Lycurgus1985]

so andy milonakis when is the 2nd season gonna air?

Whenever Mozz gets his fucking ass in gear instead of hiding like a little pussy.
By the way, who's this Andy guy? Seriously, who is he?

To add to what Womti said, Chojin's avatar's smile scares me. It's like some pedophile eyeing you.

But we're getting off topic now. Where the fuck is Mozz?!?! >:

EDIT: Are you still obssessing over that Miss Demeaner? Let it go already. It's a clean pic, nothing pornographic, and I did not post it here. You did. :rolleyes
Besides, last time I checked, this was meant to be strictly between me and the other two assmunchers. Get your own Mock War thread!

[Misdemonar]

Do you happen to have any ocean view property in Arizona to sell me why you're at it MM? :blah

Though the way how some of these members act, you would think this was that kind of forum. That's the scary part of it.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/fagoot.jpg


..... :/

[Womti]

I have an idea: let's take down chojin. it wouldnt be that hard. I'll even start: chojin is obviously a coward because he always 'ignores' posts that really get to him, or he deletes them. also, his avatar obviously indicates he is a pervert. a cowardly pervert!

[maggiekarp]

One could say your lack of avatar means you are into unspeakable things

Also I like how wolfy guy is fighting himself

[MetalMilitia]

Chojin may be a pervert (especially a pervert) and a coward but he is definatly not a cowardly pervert!

[Womti]

[/quote]your lack of avatars means you are into unspeakable things

it means I cant download avatars on library computers! :eek

[Womti]

Chojin may be a pervert (especially a pervert) and a coward but he is definatly not a cowardly pervert!

aww its so cute how you're the first to come running to his defense!

[Lycurgus1985]

Wouldn't surprise me if they were butt buddies. And if I remember correctly, MM did say that if given the chance, he would have sex with Chojin, or at least insinuated so. :)

[Womti]

where did he say that? specific thread, forum, please. dont just make shit up. I want this to be as humiliating as hell for chojin. AND TO OUR PERVERTED FRIEND: :fu

[Lycurgus1985]

Crap, I can't find it anymore. :(

But Emu himself jokingly said it too. But I like Emu. He's a cool guy so I'll leave him out of it.

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ohmygod.jpg

[Lycurgus1985]

You need to stop giving that poor thing cat nip! Look at him!! His eyes are glazed over something terrible!!! :lol

[Womti]

oh, I get it, you and chojin are both cats!! awww, that's so cute!!!

[MetalMilitia]

Yes womti, im not sure if you already knew this but I-Mockery.net is a website for gay cats to meet other gay cats.

Its clearly written in the rules.

[Womti]

well I'm glad you and chojin are happy. would you mind posting these "rules" for me? from a valid source??

[maggiekarp]

How do you put a lisp in "meow"?

[Womti]

remember pokemon? meowth! :lol

[Lycurgus1985]

I can see it now....

Chojin & MetalMilitia: The Greatest Love Story Ever!!!! :lol

[Womti]

they could even get their own soap I'll bet.

[Womti]

whoops double post

[maggiekarp]

Womti and L-1985 : AAAAGH! AAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!


I'm sorry dudes you need some constructive criticism :(

[Womti]

then let me know when you'd like to post some.

[maggiekarp]

Will do :)

[Seven Force]

oh, I get it, you and chojin are both cats!! awww, that's so cute!!!

Chojin isn't a cat you idiot. He's a gay alien bondage dog. :rolleyes

[Womti]

great. also, can you try to get an avatar that doesnt yell "shittily made and fucking corny as hell" before then? that'd be wonderful. thanks. :) (this was supposed to come after maggie)

[Lycurgus1985]

Chojin isn't a cat you idiot. He's a gay alien bondage dog. :rolleyes

Oh God... :puke

[Seven Force]

Don't be that way, let's make beautiful music together! ;<

[Misdemonar]

:)

[Womti]

oh, I get it, you and chojin are both cats!! awww, that's so cute!!!

Chojin isn't a cat you idiot. He's a gay alien bondage dog. :rolleyes

a perverted gay alien bondage dog! but I still say metal is a cat. :lol

[Lycurgus1985]

But Seven Force, you're suppose to be going out with Angela Baker! What's she going to say when she finds out you're seeking others.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/JayWolf1985/AngelasSecret1.jpg

OH SHIT! Too late... She's really pissed!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/JayWolf1985/AngelasSecret2.jpg

Oh God! And she has a knife and a little secret too! :shocked
You really need to get rid of your damned Romeo doll and quick.

[Misdemonar]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/faggot.gif

;(

EDIT: fixed image.

[Lycurgus1985]

Wow, that royally sucks Miss Demeaner. You can't even fucking see or read it! You could at least try.

EDIT: You can see it now but it's still not that insulting or funny. I think a monkey on acid could come up with something better. By the way, it's "your" not "you're." Get a spellchecker.

[Misdemonar]

Wow, that royally sucks Misdemonar. You can't even fucking see or read it! You could at least try.

;(

[maggiekarp]

No one insults my avatar! I'm gonna beat you up, womti :(

[Misdemonar]

Wow, that royally sucks Miss Demeaner. You can't even fucking see or read it! You could at least try.

EDIT: You can see it now but it's still not that insulting or funny. I think a monkey on acid could come up with something better. By the way, it's "your" not "you're." Get a spellchecker.

spell my name right bitch ;) anyways I know I'm not funny :(

[Womti]

but your avatar sucks for chrissakes. :tear (supposed to come after maggie)

[maggiekarp]

Hey maybe it's what's on the inside that counts did you ever think of that :tear

[Womti]

:lol still sucks

[maggiekarp]

I HATE YOU WOMTI WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE

[Womti]

I live to ruin lives on I-mock. I respect few. :lol

[maggiekarp]

YOUR LAUGHING EMOTICON IS LIKE A THOUSAND DAGGERS PIERCING MY HEART WHY GOD

[Womti]

FUCK YOU GROW UP AND FACE THE PAIN. :lol

[Pram Maven]

Hello, I'm here to

:boot

some ass.

[Pram Maven]

YOUR LAUGHING EMOTICON IS LIKE A THOUSAND DAGGERS PIERCING MY HEART WHY GOD

Again with the tentacle rape :/

[Womti]

what the fuck are you talking about?? >:

[maggiekarp]

OKAY WOMTI I CHANGED MY AVATAR I HOPE YOU'RE PLEASED

[Pram Maven]

Good!

Now you can change your SIG.

It's called "extended ASCII". Look into it.

[maggiekarp]

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN

[Pram Maven]

Hmmm... I don't know, really. It started when I was a kid.. Oh, you don't want to hear it.

So I'll just blame the LACK OF GOOD MUSIC ON MTV!

(and no, "ROAAAAARRRR MY PARENTS WOULDN'T BUY ME AN SUV WHEN I TURNED 16" doesn't cut it for "good" "music")

Oooh, this looks like a fun game! I should change my textual sig into a space wasting VANITY PIC with plenty of red. Then I'll copy it so that it sits in for my A/V too, cuz that's creativity personified, and not repetitive at all!

[The Retro Kat]

L1985 IS PRETTY PATHETIC GUYZ, CHECK DIS:

[23:18] JayWolf1985: Hello Seven Force.
I'm a new member of I-Mockery forums and thought I should become acquainted with some of the other members. Hope you don't terribly mind.
[23:19] Brian: Nope, not at all.
[23:19] Brian: How are you?
[23:19] JayWolf1985: I am good.
I must say I liked your Secret Santa story
[23:19] JayWolf1985: And how are you?
[23:19] Brian: I'm pretty good.
[23:21] Brian: What's your account name?
[23:21] JayWolf1985: Lycurgus1985, I have yet to post. I was waiting for my membership to be authorized
[23:22] Brian: Ah.
[23:24] JayWolf1985: Anyway, I wanted to say that I actually kind of thought up a follow-up for your Secret Santa story. I'm debating whether or not to post it though. Wondering if I could share the idea with you and see what you thought. You know, get your opinion and/or approval.
[23:24] Brian: Ok.
[23:24] JayWolf1985: Ok, first things first, I must ask if you have ever seen the movie Sleepaway Camp
[23:24] JayWolf1985: It kind of ties into that
[23:25] Brian: No, I haven't.
[23:26] Brian: But go on.
[23:26] JayWolf1985: Ok, it's a 1983 slasher/drama about a shy young girl named Angela whose father and brother were killed in a boating accident, putting her in the care of her crazy Aunt Martha. One summer, Angela goes to camp with her cousin Ricky and immediately becomes the camp outcast but sparking up a relationship with Ricky's friend, Paul.
[23:27] JayWolf1985: Anyway, all of Angela's tormentors end up getting killed off ( surprise, surprise!) in rather cruel ways
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Cook getting boiling hot water poured all over him, throwing a beehive into a stall while one of her tormentors is "occupado," curling tongs into lower nether regions, etc
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Anyway, it's obvious who the killer is
[23:28] Brian: Ricky?
[23:28] JayWolf1985: But the surprise is that Angela is really her brother Peter who has been brainwashed by her Aunt Martha to be his sister because she always wanted a little girl
[23:29] JayWolf1985: And the movie ends with a crazed Angela/Peter standing there with knife in hand and naked as a j-bird
[23:29] JayWolf1985: It's quite disturbing to say the least

JayWolf1985: Anyway, after reading that ending, I'm sure you can guess where that might tie into the follow-up to your story I had in mind.
[23:29] JayWolf1985: But that's not the whole equation to it
[23:32] Brian: How does it tie in?
[23:34] JayWolf1985: But anyway, the idea of the story is I feel bad for you so I travel all the way to where you live and sneak into your house to get you away from that Romeo doll. Since you don't know me, you put up a bit of a struggle so I end up kidnapping you and taking you away to meet a lovely young woman. And it ends with the Romeo doll coming about just as soon as you're about to have some fun with the girl, thus resulting into the dreaded curse he made about if you went to bed with any women from now on. Basically it'd be in the vein of how RoG tells his stories, making things that are usually quite serious light-hearted like the kidnapping bit and all.

And now you're probably thinking whacko. Am I right? :-P
[23:34] Brian: brb
JayWolf1985: Calling the cops, right? :-P


LIEK OMG GUYZ WHAT A FAGWAD RIGHT LIEK HOW MUCH TIME HE PUT INTO THAT SLEEPAWAY POST, I RECORDED THIS CONVERSATION LAST WEEK CUZ OF THE PATRIOT ACT AND SHIT WHAT A LOS3R AM I RITE GUYZ

[The Retro Kat]

Wow, that royally sucks Miss Demeaner. You can't even fucking see or read it! You could at least try.

EDIT: You can see it now but it's still not that insulting or funny. I think a monkey on acid could come up with something better. By the way, it's "your" not "you're." Get a spellchecker.
Last edited by Lycurgus1985 on Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:06 am; edited 3 times in total


It took three times for you to get that point across?

Also:
If I crave penis, then everyone else is Nathan Lane on a menage a trois frenzy.

I just want you to think about how much sense that really makes. Before you post another hilarious :rolleyes retort, seriously think about that.

[Womti]

:bestthread

[Pram Maven]

Hey Retro,

Why don't you pick on someone your own height, you fucking twist!

[Womti]

dont make fun of retro
hes better than us >:

[Pram Maven]

Based on whose lowered standards?

[Womti]

his. >:

[Pram Maven]

Oooh, twisted! I had to think about that one.

Hey, I have a neato idea, why can't we all be friends? I mean, we're clearly all a match for eachother, so why engage in these orgiastic brawls and decimation of our respective charactures, when we could just be sharing a pint and talking about meaningful stuff that doesn't include the word "diatribe" in any metaphoric sense, like on other boards? Just a really keen thought... Don't forget to disregard it and say something catty!

PS: Stop feeling me out, people. You're turning me on.

[Womti]

friends? next you'll want to share avatars and siggys with us!

[Pram Maven]

Quit planning my next move for me! I can do it myself! :P

[Womti]

you mean you actually are that pathetic?? :eek

[Pram Maven]

Yes, but please don't tell anyone.

Oh, hell, you can tell the whole world. I'm "that" lazy.

And another thing! Quit looking like Norman Bates. Psycho.

[Womti]

I'm perfectly comfortable with my image, thanks. :)

[Pram Maven]

Drop the "E", add "ination"

[Womti]

drop the g, "add shut the fuck up you pathetic bastard". >:

[The Retro Kat]

Get drunk, get laid... I don't care. Just get off the net. Losers. And take your hopeless virginity with you.

Prog, shouldn't you and your hopeless virginity be off the net? Loser.

[Lycurgus1985]

RK, don't you have glory holes to attend to? :lol

I find it hilarious you couldn't come up with an actual retort against Prog so you relied on a futile attempt to attack his sig. Yep, you're just a master. :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

Hey Retro,

Why don't you pick on someone your own height, you fucking twist!

Yes, because his insult was really worth it... :rolleyes

Oh, and wolfman, they're called assholes.


By the way, what's your unhealthy obsession with that shitty movie Sleepaway Camp? You liked that chick with the dick at the end, right? AM I RITE GUYZ?

[MetalMilitia]

RK, don't you have glory holes to attend to? LOL

I find it hilarious you couldn't come up with an actual retort against Prog so you relied on a futile attempt to attack his sig. Yep, you're just a master. Rolling Eyes

I think Retro is funny which is more than can be said for you with your default Internet putdowns; "you cant spell", "You're my bitch" etc etc
There are 100000s more maddox wannabes all over the net, you are not original.

[The Retro Kat]

Actually, while we're on the subject of sigs, before you post again, I want you to think long and hard about what you've got written there, buddy. Ok. Before you give a "witty" reply to this message or any other, please, do me a favor and think about it.

[Lycurgus1985]

Actually, I just find it to be a decent cult horror film. The sequels are better though because Angela is a chick in those ones and Pam Sringsteen (who plays her in the sequels) is really cute. Not to mention the second movie is the only film where you'll see the camp slut get drowned in an outhouse. :lol

Wait a second!
You don't know the difference between an asshole and a glory hole? Come on! You're kidding right? I thought you were our resident gay guy.

[The Retro Kat]

Your really don't get it. That's adorable. I'd much prefer to fuck a dude in the ass before suck random cock through a hole in a picket fence.

[Pub Lover]

I'd much prefer to fuck a dude in the ass before suck random cock through a hole in a picket fence.
But you do suck cocks right? :(

[Seven Force]

Actually, I just find it to be a decent cult horror film. The sequels are better though because Angela is a chick in those ones and Pam Sringsteen (who plays her in the sequels) is really cute. Not to mention the second movie is the only film where you'll see the camp slut get drowned in an outhouse. :lol

Wait a second!
You don't know the difference between an asshole and a glory hole? Come on! You're kidding right? I thought you were our resident gay guy.

I find it so fucking hard to believe you're 20. If you are, that's real pathetic. You don't have anything better to do than to hang out where people don't like you? Was it like this when you were at school? Did you go to prom? Did kids make fat jokes at you?

Christ, ArrowX is thinner and funnier than you. And he's 15.

[The Retro Kat]

Not through picket fences, Pub. >:

[Pub Lover]

Even if I bring the fence into the bedroom?

[The Retro Kat]

YOU DONT WANT TO SEE MY FACE FCUK U

[Emu]

Actually, I just find it to be a decent cult horror film. The sequels are better though because Angela is a chick in those ones and Pam Sringsteen (who plays her in the sequels) is really cute. Not to mention the second movie is the only film where you'll see the camp slut get drowned in an outhouse. :lol

Wait a second!
You don't know the difference between an asshole and a glory hole? Come on! You're kidding right? I thought you were our resident gay guy.

I find it so fucking hard to believe you're 20. If you are, that's real pathetic. You don't have anything better to do than to hang out where people don't like you? Was it like this when you were at school? Did you go to prom? Did kids make fat jokes at you?

Christ, ArrowX is thinner and funnier than you. And he's 15.

that's a god damn dirty lie

[Pub Lover]

You wouldn't be sucking my cock, you'd be sucking some other guys cock while I watch, & then when I get too horny I'd run in & we'd sex it up for reals. :orgasm

[Pram Maven]

Drop the what?

MAKE FUCKING SENSE! It's not hard... Come to think of it, neither am I. I was kidding earlier.

As far as my virginity goes, which it doesn't, at least, not very far, anyway, I HAVE BEEN DIDDLED. I'm actually asexual these days, which greatly simplifies things.

Retro, go listen to bad techno. You look like you were made for it.

PS: The only thing that seems to get dropped around here, is peoples' pants in order to satisfy eachother's low self esteem fetishes. Race you to boregasm! *still asexual*

[Misdemonar]

I dorp my pants with my needle sized wang, it helps my self-esteem. Anyways this board isn't suppose to make sense. >(

[Lycurgus1985]

What's the matter SF?
Just because I don't act as immature as the rest of the lowlifers on these boards who are around my age, that makes me younger? You make me laugh sir.

Your unoriginality is showing. Anybody can call anyone "a 15 year old" when the going gets tough. It's too typical nor is it insulting. It's a weak defense mechanism. Sure we all have them but this one gets wasted quicker than Christian Slater.

Plus, let me remind you so far that you have been thoroughly mocked twice and had no comeback to offer. Your attempts to smash me have failed several times already. Do you really care to go for round three? If so, I'm game.

But Stumpy, you should just give it up before you lose all your manhood. And why do I call you Stumpy? Because you have very little manhood left to begin with. I mean, come on! You look like a girl in drag in your photos. :lol

[Seven Force]

that's a god damn dirty lie

So you're saying that Prog Shooter is funny?

[Misdemonar]

What's the matter SF?
But Stumpy, you should just give it up before you lose all your manhood. And why do I call you Stumpy? Because you have very little manhood left to begin with. I mean, come on! You look like a girl in drag in your photos. :lol

I'm sorry to say, but you don't look very manly either. Oh yeah.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/fagoot.jpg

Hhahahahahahahah. I'm a monkey on acid.

[Auttumne]

Uhhhh, that's not lycurgus. You might want to make think before you post next time, or at least get the correct picture

[Seven Force]

What's the matter SF?
Just because I don't act as immature as the rest of the lowlifers on these boards who are around my age, that makes me younger? You make me laugh sir.

No, it's because you act more retarded than everybody else here that I have trouble determining your real age. One can only read through

Actually, I just find it to be a decent cult horror film. The sequels are better though because Angela is a chick in those ones and Pam Sringsteen (who plays her in the sequels) is really cute. Not to mention the second movie is the only film where you'll see the camp slut get drowned in an outhouse. LOL

shit like that before one begins to question the veracity of the posters claim that they are of an adult age.

Your unoriginality is showing. Anybody can call anyone "a 15 year old" when the going gets tough. It's too typical nor is it insulting. It's a weak defense mechanism. Sure we all have them but this one gets wasted quicker than Christian Slater.

I'm unoriginal? Whenever someone accuses you (and rightfully so) of your sexual deviancy, you keep posting this "stop attaching your sick shit onto me" bullshit. I can pull up four posts where you do that.

Plus, let me remind you so far that you have been thoroughly mocked twice and had no comeback to offer. Your attempts to smashed me have failed several times already. Do you really care to go for round three? If so, I'm game.

By who? You? Oh man, I feel really bad. I guess i'm no match for your celebrity quips, I don't think i'll show my face here again. :(

But Stumpy, you should just give it up before you lose all your manhood. And why do I call you Stumpy? Because you have very little manhood left to begin with. I mean, come on! You look like a girl in drag in your photos. :lol

I hardly look like a woman. I don't really know where you're getting that. Maybe you need a thicker set of glasses. I wouldn't even start making jokes of off someones appearance. I'd hate to say something like girls look at you funny and it actually happened and i'd have indirectly contributed to your suicide. As far as penis jokes that are actually clever, refer to my signature.

[Misdemonar]

then why was it his live journal hmm? Whatever, I rip on pepole just to mess around, and lycu says my jokes suck and they don't bother him, so I will continue if I may. :)


EDIT: I know it wasn't him, it just a photoshop he made.

[Seven Force]

I see I can no longer find it up. Did you delete it? Did we finally crack you? Why are you letting your hambeast post in your defense?

[Seven Force]

Auttumme is from the Werewolf Discussion boards, by the way.

Let's give her a warm welcome into the I-Mockery community everybody!

http://werewolf.com/vb/showthread.php?p=35360

[Auttumne]

Seven Force, you do have a feminine look about you. I'm in the beauty industry. I constantly make women look like women and men look like men. I would be untrue to myself and my profession if I said I agreed with you.


The fact that I onced patronized werewolf.com is hardly relevant anymore. Especially since I've posted once in the last 2 years.

Besides, what's your point?

[Lycurgus1985]

I see I can no longer find it up. Did you delete it? Did we finally crack you? Why are you letting your hambeast post in your defense?

She posts because she wants to.

If you can't find the LiveJournal, too bad for you. You found it so easily last time. Why use your same methods? Surely someone as brilliant as you can come up with better.

It's painfully obvious at this point you have run dry of material. Resorting to petty terms such as retard and the like. Maybe you should get rehydrated and then play. Besides, if we didn't thoroughly burn you before, then why did you not reply to those little mockeries of yourself? Was it because you can't think of a retaliation? Come SF, you can do it. We'll teach you how to walk again! :)

[Seven Force]

High school extracurricular fashion workshop is not the same as the beauty industry.

[Auttumne]

I guess that would explain why I work in a salon, wouldn't it? Something you have to have a license from a state board for. Come on, that the best you got?

[Seven Force]

I see I can no longer find it up. Did you delete it? Did we finally crack you? Why are you letting your hambeast post in your defense?

She posts because she wants to.

If you can't the LiveJournal, too bad for you. You found it so easily last time. Why use your same methods? Surely someone as brilliant as you can come up with better.

It's painfully obvious at this point you have run dry of material. Resorting to petty terms such as retard and the like. Maybe you should get rehydrated and then play. Besides, if we didn't thoroughly burn you before, then why did you not reply to those little mockeries of yourself? Was it because you can't think of a retaliation? Come SF, you can do it. We'll teach you how to walk again! :)

Yes, ALL your posts are reply-worthy. I guess I didn't post because I couldn't think of a snappy comeback to impress the audience. It's not because, you know, you post way too damn much. And all your insults are basically the same.

And stop with the "thoroughly burn" and "demcimation" crap. You're starting to sound like me two years ago, and that's not a good thing.

[Lycurgus1985]

If you haven't noticed, you're not much better than two years ago. :)

[Seven Force]

I guess that would explain why I work in a salon, wouldn't it? Something you have to have a license from a state board for. Come on, that the best you got?

Just like a Korean to work at a salon.

[Lycurgus1985]

Now we're getting hypocritical SF. :blah

By the way, I don't recall saying decimation. Hmmm, funny that.

[Misdemonar]

I wonder if you guys reconize this board as a board just to fuck with pepole?(I know sevenforce does)

[Auttumne]

funny how the most ethnic background in me is Cherokee (which really isn't a big deal since it's so diluted). No, my friend, you are dealing with a Scotch-Irish girl with a temper.

If I were you, I'd get down on my knees and thank whatever being you worship that you don't live with me

[Seven Force]

Only thing I can't stand (and this is no offense to you Aussie) is that werewolves are always potrayed as the mindless bloodthristy villian and it annoys the piss out of me! Angry

Wolves are nothing like that! So why would werewolves be like that?! Honestly!

Besides that, it's a good game and you should continue.

http://www.bigbluecup.com/yabb/index.php?PHPSESSID=768874a95d6fae0e058030e0048ca7 8c&topic=14232.msg241556

[Lycurgus1985]

I wonder if you guys reconize this board as a board just to fuck with pepole?(I know sevenforce does)

And so are we. Your point?

[Seven Force]

funny how the most ethnic background in me is Cherokee (which really isn't a big deal since it's so diluted). No, my friend, you are dealing with a Scotch-Irish girl with a temper.

If I were you, I'd get down on my knees and thank whatever being you worship that you don't live with me

OH NO! CHEROKEE CHING PAN-FAT IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY! WOE TO ALL SNACK CAKES

[Lycurgus1985]

OH NO! CHEROKEE CHING PAN-FAT IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY! WOE TO ALL SNACK CAKES

Yep, we all know how you love your Ding Dongs. :lol

[Misdemonar]

I wonder if you guys reconize this board as a board just to fuck with pepole?(I know sevenforce does)

And so are we. Your point?

Fucking wiht pepole makes great entertainment?

[Seven Force]

Why do werewolves and wolves have to be scary in the first place? :p

This is a gay link (http://www.bigbluecup.com/yabb/index.php?PHPSESSID=768874a95d6fae0e058030e0048ca7 8c&topic=14232.msg241651#msg241651)

[Misdemonar]

OH NO! CHEROKEE CHING PAN-FAT IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY! WOE TO ALL SNACK CAKES

Yep, we all know how you love your Ding Dongs. :lol

I don't know, but I shure do love licking them, then sucking all the cream out.

[Auttumne]

Dang, Seven Force, you have got the knowledge of the internet only comparable to Comic Book Guy on "The Simpsons". That's quite a level of geek that you've accomplished. Remind me to send you Star Trek tapes and pocket protectors

[Misdemonar]

How would that be?

[Lycurgus1985]

Fucking wiht pepole makes great entertainment?

Indeed it does.
Excellent joke about the Ding Dongs Misdemeanor. I knew you had it in you. :)

Oh by the way SF, you seem rather responsive tonight. I think my trait of posting has rubbed off on you.

[Pram Maven]

I dorp my pants with my needle sized wang, it helps my self-esteem. Anyways this board isn't suppose to make sense. >(

Well, you're succeeding at that.

Perhaps you should just pace your nonsensicality while the rest of the bored (with your antics) catch(es) up?

[Seven Force]

whateva

[Misdemonar]

wow, this thread won't die.

[Lycurgus1985]

whateva

And SF throws in the towel!

[Pram Maven]

So you're saying you agree with Lycu then, Starvin' Forts?

I mean, imitation (and copying and pasting from a forum that has flapping dick to do with this one) is the sincerest form of flattery... ;)

[Misdemonar]

No, it's because werewolves are satan's creation, a man made a deal with satan for power and satan gave him a belt of wolf skin, whenever he put it on he would change into a werewolf, read mytholgy.

EDIT;AGGH, you edited you're post!

[Pram Maven]

WOW, Missy Dumber

Stan sounds like quite a guy! I would like to meet The Man.

[Auttumne]

I was going to ask who Stan was.

Anyway, the belt and the pact with the devil is only one theory in folklore as to how someone could become a werewolf. There were many ways. In some legends, if you're parants conceived you under a new moon, you'd end up as a werewolf.

[Lycurgus1985]

In other words, don't believe everything you hear. :P

[Pram Maven]

Yeah,

Don't believe everything you heard while you were taking a dump in the girl's bathroom because you were too feminine for the boy's room, Missed-uh-manners. They don't really hate you, they just don't like bundles of sticks in laughable human form.

And for the love of Jesus drinkin' a forty, face the wall when you pee! It's less lady-like.

[Lycurgus1985]

Ok easy there Prog.
Misdemeanor is not that bad.
Besides, we've beaten this thread like a dead horse. It's time to just let it rot away.

[Pram Maven]

Can I fuck its corpse first? PUHHHLEEEEEASE?

Then I'm gonna get a board and mung it!

[executioneer]

people pay attention to mock wars, guys

[Misdemonar]

Yeah,

Don't believe everything you heard while you were taking a dump in the girl's bathroom because you were too feminine for the boy's room, Missed-uh-manners. They don't really hate you, they just don't like bundles of sticks in laughable human form.

And for the love of Jesus drinkin' a forty, face the wall when you pee! It's less lady-like.

Dude, I totally piss on the walls. Even when sitting :(,

[Pram Maven]

LMFAO

[Guitar Woman]

Let me just interupt your little fuck fest here to say that this is quite possibly the worst thread since my battle with ziggy in the Mock Wars. >:

[Misdemonar]

I know. :(

[Seven Force]

That'll do it for the this case, the plaintiff for the next case coming to the courtroom, right now!

[Pram Maven]

Let me just interupt your little fuck fest here to say that this is quite possibly the worst thread since my battle with ziggy in the Mock Wars. >:

No, this one is better. The one you had with Ziggy in Mock Wars, (if you could call it that) featured you in a situation where you were probably glad that you werent' wearing white pants that day.

And lose the gavel! It makes your guitar sound wonky.

[Guitar Woman]

That'll do it for the this case, the plaintiff for the next case coming to the courtroom, right now!
:rolleyes

[Seven Force]

I meant to say litigants instead of plaintiff.

So...yeah. :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

Retro, go listen to bad techno. You look like you were made for it.

THANKZ POG SHOOTER (SEE, I CAN DO IT WITH HIS NAME, TOO)

[Pram Maven]

Have fun, emo-boy-stuck-in-the-80's Land.

[MetalMilitia]

For a website practically devoted to all things 80s. An emo boy stuck in the 80s is not a strange thing to find.

[Lycurgus1985]

But it was punks and yuppies in the 80's.
I don't recall their being an emo niche.

[The Retro Kat]

HAY POG SUCKER (OMG I DID IT AGAIN LOL) I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT BUT MY AVATAR ISNT ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF ME LOL

[Pub Lover]

You should get that shit & remake that picture. You're way hotter.

Shit? shirt*

[Chocolate Boy]

Wow, this might be the worst waste of time I've ever had. I can't believe I read all 8 pages of this incredible stupid thread. I kept thinking ok... maybe next post it will get interesting, but actually all that happened was I kept seeing lame insults over and over but wolfguy and a couple other people that I've never seen but they decided to join in anyways.

[Pram Maven]

*sucking on a pog and chewing it thoughtfully, then swallowing*

Emo actually began in the 80's.

[Pub Lover]

Wasn't it called 'New Wave' back then?

[The Retro Kat]

I like to trace emo back to the time when the band Thursday came out, and the many bands like them. I think it was more of a late 90s early 00s kinda thing.

[Pram Maven]

You're smurfing wrong.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo

"2. Emo

Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music."

Have fun with your incorrectness, ya wrong answer-havin' jerks!