no money, no english! (and an awsome true story!)

[noob3]

same situation i've always been in :p or maybe not the part about the english although it could be argued :0 noone listens to shellac, eh? well.. i've come to tell my friends hello so noone will ever forget about me :) i havn't been up to much, except staying away from the internet :x i got a bunch of jobs and i quit them all! i spent the money and now there's no more :( i'm smoking carnivals! carnival lights! cause full flavor carnival is just too much carnival for me

does anyone even have carnivals that isn't in oklahoma?

anyways: if you read all of this you fucking suck!

i live with my girlfriend who lives out in the sticks, and there is like 1 place to get cigarettes within 5 minutes. so i go there like, everyday. but then one day i went there without my id (they never id me) and like, some old bitch lady was working i had never seen her. she demands to see my id, and i keep telling her to ask anyone (there was like 5 other people working, it's a busy place gas station-grill in the country) else there. because everyone had seen my id except for this person!

so i'm like, "fuck it, fuck you! bitch!" and i assume i will just walk outside to my car, drive another 10 minutes to the india-owned shell (who never gets new employees so they all know me). but nooo.

the fuckign owner of the store starts screaming at me! "dont you ever talk to my wife like that you!" oh my god the fat old lady was his wife, dude! he was like chasing me to my car! i got in and i locked my doors and he like, was screaming so madly at me he was drooling! and like, slapping my window to my car! i turn on my car, i'm scared, man. but my stereo was on! loud, man! on accident! fucking chinese stars is blasting (which made the situation even more confusing) and i'm trying to reverse out of here with this crazy old man trying to beat my window in.

i reverse out without hitting anyone, and some how a hill billy ends up on my hood! he liked jumped on it! i swear to god! he thought i stole from the store or somthing and was trying to be a hero. i told him to fucking get off my car but he wouldn't. i couldnt even get out of the parking lot, he started saying stupid shit like "you broke my leg you faggot!", i told him straight up, "if your legs broken, i'm gonna have to drive you to the hospital" this guy wouldnt get off my car! fucker was hanging on my shit!

i started driving back to my girlfriend's house, with this dumb mother fucker sliding around on my hood. he was calling me names and stuff, but i was really trying not to kill this guy. eventually, like half a mile later, he started begging me to stop my car. so i did, and as he starts walking back to the gas station, he yelled "faggot kid!" at me :(

he scratched my hood all up with his belt buckle, he like fucked my hood's paint up so bad. :(

i called the cops :( (dont ask why, dude!)

they told me to meet them at the gas station :(

i got fucking banned from that gas station!

fucking sucks, huh?

[ziggytrix]

anyways: if you read all of this you fucking suck!


aw man :(

so you think this old man was gonna try to kick your ass or something? you shoulda told the cops he hit you anyway.

[noob3]

this guy owns like alot of stuff in guthrie, i think it's crooked. i told the police exactly what happened, and they acted like i reversed out of my parking spot, and as i did this, the hillbilly had to leap onto my hood to avoid being hit. yup, as i reversed out of my parking spot, somone had to jump -onto my hood- to avoid being hit.

you don't suck it was just a self-concious counter measure to people not liking my story :(

[sadie]

hi, noob! glad you're still alive!

i guess the moral to your story is a) don't smoke b) don't live in bumfuck, okla., so you've got a choice of stores in case you're banned from one and/or c) make your girlfriend buy your cigs.

the guy who jumped on your hood must've been a retard.

[Black Flag]

maybe the moral is you should steal cigarettes!

plus id'ing people is important if you don't you could get in trouble with the law like me

[noob3]

i thought you were the law

[Black Flag]

man, i don't even know what that means

[noob3]

that's exactly what i wanted you to know

how it meant

[Black Flag]

you need to come back to the internet :(

[noob3]

dude i need a job

[Black Flag]

ha get a job at a convenience store that'll solve both your problems

[noob3]

i don't want to get shot, man. i have a terrible fear of being shot by people with guns

[Black Flag]

then get a job at a grocery store that sells cigarettes

if someone shoots up a grocery store you can just hide while everyone else gets shot

[noob3]

dude it'd be like an awsome movie, i can't wait. i better go the "ghetto of oklahoma" and apply at the grocery stores

[Sicktodeathmx]

Wow, your story sounds like some of the shit that happens around here. And I live in Alabama :(

[Comrade Rocket]

Chinese Stars

<3

i got this shirt when i saw them live

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/IMG_0039.jpg

[Chojin]

Hey noob

Last we talked a few months ago you were talking about breaking up with your girtlfriend ANY DAY NOW so I hope this is a new girl :<

[SUFFER]

i don't want to get shot, man. i have a terrible fear of being shot by people with guns

yeah cuz that is definitely worse then getting shot by people who dont have guns

[bigtimecow]

hey! i was just talking abotu you the other day

[MrAdventure]

whew glad you made it out of that scrape in one piece pal!

you oughta be proud do you realize how many people wouldve just tried to hurl the guy from the car

youve got a good heart okay dont let anyone else say otherwise

[draw a sidewalk]

:(

[Black Flag]

ohhhhhhhh drama abound

[draw a sidewalk]

no drama. thats just that i guess. i think its lame to string people along. i want no part of it =x

[Tara]

No more smokie in timbuttfuckingtoo. Yes?

[draw a sidewalk]

chojin,
chuck claims youre full of shit. if he wanted to drop me he would of done it already.

[Chocolate Boy]

How many people on here live in oklahoma? I'm there as well. I've never been to Guthrie but I've driven by it on my way to other towns.

[sadie]

sounds like chuck's in CYA mode.

[noob3]

cya? and chojin is a wierdo he must not have any sense of time i swear you jerk chojin! he made me make my girlfriend cry and i shouldn't of because she shouldn't cry ;(

[noob3]

chocolate boy??? lol? dude where do you live?

[Chojin]

Dude, if you didn't want me to talk about it you could have just asked. Pretty shitty of you to pin it on me being KA-RAAAAY-ZEE, though.

if he wanted to drop me he would of done it already.
Yeah, unless Chuck's extremely non-confrontational and you're a crazy bitch who destroys peoples' property when she gets upset.

Could ONE of you please grow up? For me?

[ziggytrix]

you know man, shortly after reading this post i went to a gas station, then sped away and wrecked my car. it's nowhere near as interesting a story. :(


i dunno what choj is talkin bout for sure, but like a year ago you came on here and said how you really loved this girl, but she was controllin you or something, i dunno, but it was your excuse for why you never posted or got on aim anymore. same girl, right?

[Chojin]

STORIES FROM THE BIBLE BELT

[sadie]

cya = cover yo' arse. :(

[Slinky Ferret]

cya? and chojin is a wierdo he must not have any sense of time i swear you jerk chojin! he made me make my girlfriend cry and i shouldn't of because she shouldn't cry ;(

Dude, what did he do to make your girlfriend cry? Has something interesting happened in between those readbetweenthelines on the other page that make no sense to "normal" people who don't drive around with people on the bonnet of their cars.

[draw a sidewalk]

i want to see the log arrggghh!!!

boys are full of shit.

chuck says youre a shit spewer, but it doesnt really matter because he is too.

yes, i destroy peoples things. be lucky you arent my boyfriend.
if chuck thought it was so bad he should of left when i blew up his computer like a year ago. god damn.

[noob3]

chojin i demand a duel!! at 12 noon!! with revolvers!!

and ps jen y r u trying to get into his pants

:(

[jin]

murder god.

[Black Flag]

drama abound!

[Chojin]

You know, I had a whole long post I was typing up, but this pretty much sums it up:

- I'm not a liar, you kike.
- It wasn't a big deal then and I don't get why it suddenly is now. This is the whole situation: "I'm ditching her soon!" "Good for you!"; This wasn't a heartfelt sobfest that was forever savored in my IM logs for me to look back on and write a romance novel over.
- You either need to grow some balls and do what you tell me and everyone else here you wish you could, or you need therapy to help you work out why you're lying about the girl.

But dude, don't draw me into this bullshit. You're what, 18 now? Live with the bitch or cut her head off, but either way, take some goddamn action, man.

[MLE]

this is why i date chojin. h's honest and i know if he says something to me he means it.

he finally got me a ring ;>

[draw a sidewalk]

congratulations on your ring :)

[Chocolate Boy]

I live in the OKlahoma City area. But that doesn't give anybody permission to drive down here and rape me cause I know how tempting it is.

[noob3]

as of right now i am off of 63rd and portland at my mom's house.. i don't need to drive very far to rape you, chocolate boy :)

[glowbelly]

chojin's not full of shit.

and i'm saying that as chuck's kinda not really but wouldn't mind if he needed it internet mom.

[Lotida]

All this shitty drama and you are all missing the fact that Tara is back!!!!!!! :)

[Chocolate Boy]

But you forget that Chocolate Boy isn't listed in the phone book.

[Tara]

With an avatar like that, you probably wouldn't be too hard to spot. I would continue living in the basement if I were you. :)

Hi Lotida!!