Some good advice in this thread

[Vibecrewangel]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985&page=2&pp=25

[Supafly345]

No matter how badly constipated you are, a vodka enema is not a good idea.

Drinking Pine Sol diluted in a 5 gallon bucket, shared with 5 friends, is not a good way to get drunk.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Oh if you come in with a salsa jar in your rectum, don't give the staff a fruit cake as a thank you present.

Yowza.

[Tara]

Yeah I thought the doctors were pretty state of the art, not blinking twice if some poor slob showed up on the front steps with a SALSA JAR up his ass.

Damn. Now there's somebody that masturbates with his fist up his ass when the evening is slow. And when the night is dead, lets sit on a jar of PACE.

[Chojin]

NEW YORK CITY?!

[Dr. V]

Chojin, you're my new role model!

[Chojin]

Does this mean you'll send me a good present

[Dr. V]

Yeah I feel like shit, and I intend to make it up to you. But yous ee, I know nothing about you, so I don;t know what you'd like.