my miserable thread :tear

[Womti]

I found this while I was randomly surfing last night:
www.mymiserablechristmas.com[/u]

[Jixby Phillips]

uh oh now my miserable christmas is going to show up and pretend to be a railing and turn into a snake :( :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Well thanks, now that the other two threads are deleted, my joke doesnt make sense

thanks a fucking lot

[Womti]

I posted them on accident anyway. I dont see why you take offense to your jokes being ruined when you dont set them up very well or even very clearly in the first place. just fix the post, that's all it takes.

[Chojin]

okay so maybe i was wrong

[Womti]

is it the avatar? :(

[Chojin]

i think you're taking jixby and everything else more seriously than it probably ever deserves to be ;<

I INFORM BECAUSE I LOVE

[Womti]

just trying to help. :(

[Chojin]

Step back and think for a second - What are the odds that jixby is so completely unfamiliar with these boards or the internet in general that you can help him out in his posting career?

If someone isn't 'getting it' on these boards, there are two possible reasons:

1. They're being intentionally ironic.
2. They're stupid and/or new.

Stupid people don't stay here for very long because we aren't nice to them. New people aren't here for long by definition. Ergo, therefore, consequentially, if a regular is missing some golden nugget of truth that you believe you can provide, chances are it's a joke.

We like jokes here. The quicker you learn to get jokes, the better you can fit in with us, the joke-likers.

[Womti]

sadly, my sense of humor only comes out when I'm in a slightly pissed off and sarcastic mood. :/

[Chojin]

Then let me direct you to both the philosophy board (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=5) and the world of warcraft thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15891) in gaming.

[Womti]

the philosophy board is a no for two reasons: 1 :oao 2 I dont want to end up as much of a smart jerk as he is. the way he acts so smug about everything JUST BECAUSE he's usually right pisses me off big time. I may have the mind for philosophy, but that field is just so fucking boring my head would become full of seemingly useful knowledge, my depression would grow worse, and I'd probably end up killing myself. so no philosophy. >: as for gaming, I dont have any systems right now and I am horrible at most games anyway. in short, I'd love to join you in the gaming forum, but I'm afraid I'm just not 'cool' enough. :/

[Chojin]

Okay, we really need to work on this getting jokes thing.

[Womti]

maybe giving me the title 'serious jerk' would help. :/

[Chojin]

you have to donate to get a title

[Matt Harty]

dale come to the food forum well start there

[Womti]

donate just what? I'll bet the answer involves waiting and/or my incompatibility. :(

[Matt Harty]

donating money to the site

[Womti]

just how much at least?

[Chojin]

uh, we have guidelines for avatar size. don't do that again.

[Womti]

it was a test. sorry. :(

[Lotida]

Dale,

Which one of these stories is yours?


http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

[Womti]

none of them. :(

[Lotida]

Why are you so down in the dumps acting?

[Womti]

because I'm single and even though I love this god damned site nearly everyone on it hates me >:

[Lotida]

They don't hate you. They are just playing hard to get. Give it time and they will come around. True friendships aren't built in a day.

[Womti]

bah. >:

[Lotida]

Nobody likes a grouchy pants! >:

[Womti]

nobody likes a forum site full of assholes! >:

[Lotida]

even though I love this god damned site >:


Nobody likes it but you!! :)

[Womti]

awwww :(

[Womti]

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