OMG!!! NEW I-MOCKERY ADS!!!

[deAdeNdz]

OMG OMG!!! NEW ADS ARE ON IMOCKERY!!! OMG !


A REVOLUTIONARY NEW ADVERTISING STRATEGY IS IN EFFECT!


THE GENIUSES AT CLASSMATES.COM AND VISA CARD DECIDED TO UNVAIL THE REVOLUTIONARY NEW ADS ON I-MOCKERY.COM


WHAT IS THIS REVOLUTIONARY IDEA TO ATTRACT MORE BUSINESS?



















BIGGER BANNERS AND MORE ADS PER PAGE!!!! OMG OMG!!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/newimockeryads.jpg

[EliteRangerC]

God Bless Free Enterprise :)

[bigtimecow]

alright banned

[deAdeNdz]

STFU U NEWB! obviosuly you are too caught up in your stupid world of cartoon network and cyber-dating to realize this shit is funny!

if you even knew what Orly was you wouldnt flap your nasty lips

[bigtimecow]

wow

[Guitar Woman]

L13K 0M6 T4HT W45 T3H 4W350M35T P05T 3V4R 0M6 R0FL L0L LM40 FTW TTFN PWND BRB

[Moobs]

This thread needs to suffer pain >:

[MetalMilitia]

if you even knew what Orly was you wouldnt flap your nasty lips

Isn't ORLY that Internet fad from a few months ago which isn't really funny anymore? :/

[Guitar Woman]

Was it ever funny?

[MetalMilitia]

I think so, the first time I saw that owl picture I chuckeled, also the subsiquent ones where quite humerous. But now it has gone the way of 'all your base' and is wildly popular but too overdone.

[Guitar Woman]

I thought it was gross until I realized it was an owl, then I was just all like "wow, that's kinda stupid."

[deAdeNdz]

maybe ORLY is still funny but your 'clique' of dumbass cyber-friends isn't.

ever think of that?

i hate how all of you are so negative even when something funny comes around.

try smiling and laughing...and maybe people will like you.

[Johnny Couth]

If no one laughs, then its not funny.

[deAdeNdz]

that's waht your mom's doctor said when you were born!

[Moobs]

This deAdeNdz needs to suffer pain >:

Fixed.

[deAdeNdz]

I already am suffering pain you dork. my pain is all of your presence in my thread. stop replying unless you have a funny ORLY pic or a humorous comment!

owned.

[Fathom Zero]

You suck.

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/9085/yarly7ev.th.jpg

He may be tiny, but you can feel his anger. >:

[MetalMilitia]

owned.

O RLY?

[kahljorn]

"If no one laughs, then its not funny."
"that's waht your mom's doctor said when you were born!"

Did the doctor laugh when you were born? I'm seriously not sure if you were aware that you were insulting yourself.

[Moobs]

I already am suffering pain you dork. my pain is all of your presence in my thread. stop replying unless you have a funny ORLY pic or a humorous comment!

owned.

I would post a funny orly pic but I can't seem to find any. Sorry. Maybe you'd like to stop replying unless you have something non owl related shit in your posts :)

[Guitar Woman]

deadendz are you by chance a furry

[Misdemonar]

I already am suffering pain you dork. my pain is all of your presence in my thread. stop replying unless you have a funny ORLY pic or a humorous comment!

owned.

Finally, a mentally-challenged idoit to cover my own idoicy! :yay

[Guitar Woman]

actually you're not that bad and i'm sure people would like you more if you'd stop with all the self-hatred

[ArrowX]

man I sure hope this guys a character...If not I'll have lost all faigh in humanity.

Please I hope by the time this is posted he banned.

[Seven Force]

If I was an admin he would've been outta here. Along with that dale/womti faggot.

[maggiekarp]

The internet ruined ORLY for me with its picture of the owls fucking

[Chojin]

moobs: saying 'fixed' is almost as hilarious as orly. die.

everyone else: deadendz is rog's brother, and probably isn't going to get banned anytime soon.

personally: I wish i could get a credit card with that owl on it :<

[Spooky]

yeah!

no

[bigtimecow]

i seriously think anyone with <100 posts should be banned. and if anyone cool joins (cool with prior knowledge) then they get an automatic +100 posts.


no?

[Johnny Couth]

No.

[Terra]

Well I for one am highly aroused by this idiocy.

[Staxeon]

i seriously think anyone with <100 posts should be banned. and if anyone cool joins (cool with prior knowledge) then they get an automatic +100 posts.


no?

What? No secret decoder badge to go along with the super-exclusive club you're forming?

[ItalianStereotype]

you guys have no clue who he is? wow.

I still think o rly is funny, but only when I do it with schimid :<

[kahljorn]

I remember him whipping out his warcraft three inch penis out constantly, challenging people to games.

[camacazio]

My belief is that it is you who is the faggot.

[deAdeNdz]

first of all, none of you know who i am. secondly, you are all stupid as hell. the fact that noone stepped up and accepted my $100 challenge in warcraft proves that. all someone had to do was last more than 10 minutes in a game and i would paypal them $100.

third of all, you have no sense of humor. when i say "you" i mean practically all of you. if you can honestly stare at an ORLY OWL and not laugh....then i suggest you stop using the internet and learn how to enjoy life. you dumbass hippies continue to prove that you suck....i remember coming on here like 3 years ago and saying to myself "wow these people are cynical idiots who never have fun unless they are miserable or complaining about some mainstream issue"....so i guess i'm right still to this day. this dark day....


by the way: i CAN NOT be banned unless Rog himself wanted me to be...and if you knew who i was you would realize I have immunity that most of you will never have. so fuck you all!

[Johnny Couth]

Wahhh, don't pick on me, my brother is the administrator.

I enjoy life to the fullest, but fuck the ORLY owl.

[deAdeNdz]

Johnny Couth wrote: "I am a stupid fag"


I know you are...now just shut up about it.

[Fathom Zero]

"I am a stupid fag"

Wowie.
I like the ORLY owl, having missed its first run about the internet.

[Johnny Couth]

Johnny Couth wrote: "I am a stupid fag"


I know you are...now just shut up about it.

What, you can't work a quote button?

[kahljorn]

I thought the ORLY owl was funny, but it's not an excuse for unfunny people to use it in their unfunny jokes, and it's not going to make an unfunny joke funny. The fact that you think so shows what an unfunny jackass you are. You're like every other person online who thinks if they throw a monty python line out they will be comic gold.

I would've played you warcraft 3 but I didn't have the game, and had I lasted more than ten minutes I sincerely doubt you would've paid.

[ArrowX]

OMG GUYS I THINK ITS MAD MAX!?

[MarioRPG]

I don't see what's funny about the O RLY owl. That's probably because the first time someone said "O RLY" to me in a forum, I wanted to stab them.

[Chojin]

deadendz can your brother beat me up too

[Misdemonar]

PLAYGROUND FIGHT.

[sadie]

somebody needs a haircut.

[Supafly345]

Rog's brother isn't very funny. Although I-Mock has become a comedy snob convention.

[EisigerBiskuit]

What is going on here, where's the funny, what the what..

[DamnthatDavid]

While reading through the thread, I couldn't help spotting the similarities between this, and a bunch of 5 year olds arguing over power rangers.

[Esuohlim]

Rog please give deAdeNdz a noogie when he gets home from soccer practice, thanks

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Rog's brother isn't very funny. Although I-Mock has become a comedy snob convention.
If that really is his brother, then I can see that talent in the form of humour doesn't run in his family.

[ziggytrix]

Rog's brother isn't very funny. Although I-Mock has become a comedy snob convention.

is it really that much to ask that someone doesn't post tired internet cliches and then get all pissy when the masses don't join in in a hearty belly laugh?

[Supafly345]

Oh, no, I am sure that anyone who isn't an internet dork would agree, but still.

I don't seem to find much funny anymore because I saturated myself with the funniest too much.

RoG's brother doesn't happen to pretend to be a pirate or a ninja while online does he?

[executioneer]

i can't wait till this thread turns into a discussion on how great 311 is :lol

[deAdeNdz]

i can't wait till this thread turns into a discussion on how great 311 is :lol

obviously you have never heard the "Transistor" album or you wouldn't say such things. Or maybe you are deaf because you listened to Ace of Base record on 11.

Either way you suck, I own you, and I toy with the mere flapping of your cracked-ass, nasty, lie-spitting lips.

omg that is alot of adjectives.

http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload8/ORLY_-Custom-.jpg

[executioneer]

deadendz you are my favorite forever :(

[Johnny Couth]

i can't wait till this thread turns into a discussion on how great 311 is :lol

obviously you have never heard the "Transistor" album or you wouldn't say such things. Or maybe you are deaf because you listened to Ace of Base record on 11.

Either way you suck, I own you, and I toy with the mere flapping of your cracked-ass, nasty, lie-spitting lips.

omg that is alot of adjectives.

http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload8/ORLY_-Custom-.jpg

I am trying to imagine what cracked-ass lips would look like, or why you'd want to toy with them, but I'm coming up empty.

[Terra]

Definition of "Cracked Assed Lips."

Option one; male version: Bent over in the desert, dehydrated and having been reamed in the outshoot region by the mob. No Preparation- fucking-H anywhere to be seen.

Option two; female version: Orally servicing 100 cabana boys in the desert and no chap-fucking-stick anywhere to be seen.

You pick

[Seven Force]

Basically she's saying, whatever turns you on, big boy. ;)

...it's the first one, ain't it?

[deAdeNdz]

i don't wanna talk about anything anymore. I am tired and this bores me.

you can all bite me.

[executioneer]

are you made of chocolate

[Terra]

I miss deAdeNdz.

You idiots ought to be ashamed of yourselves. He's the brother of I-Mock's Founding Father!

[deAdeNdz]

OMG IM BANNED! NOOOOoooooooooooooooo!

u dumb idiots

[Esuohlim]

Haha I know right?

[Johnny Couth]

Any word becomes cooler when you randomly capatilize some of the letters.

syPHillUs

[executioneer]

you didn't answer my question dang you