TERRA!!!!

[xbxDaniel]

You've done nothing to piss me off and by doing so I feel like I'm not worth it!!!!! >:

[Esuohlim]

In before Terra's cutesy tries-too-hard response

[xbxDaniel]

I wasted my 900th post on this I think.

[Terra]

...sigh...

[Terra]

And now you just renamed the thread?

I was really beginning to like you. A lot too.

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, expect this from me from time to time. I'll usually gain some respect from some of the members of the forum and then just fuck it up entirely. I don't know why, I just do.

[Terra]

Oh I don't think your fucking it up. Hell you've hit over 900 posts so that's saying something. I think I hit post #3 before I got slammed.

Your doing great in my book. But don't measure that with anything on this forum.

I DO miss my name on this thread. :attentionwhorerightguys

[xbxDaniel]

Nothing pleases you.


I'm having a hard time resisting making a dumb-ass remark.

Also, I got really lucky. When I first got on here, Pub pitied me and gave me a few tips on how the boards work.

[Terra]

Awww. You sweetie! You renamed the thread!!!

I got nothing when I signed on here. I came on here first as "The Nice Slut" and ran that for a few months. I posted a titty thread and offered pictures to those who wanted them and there came my reputation. Then I came back as "The Cunt" and all of a sudden people took notice and really bashed me. Mad Max took notice that I was pissing people off entirely independant of him and we suddenly banded together and REALLY pissed everybody off, to the point that I got banned. HE went on a rampage from that and got banned himself. Somebody let me back on but I still pissed people off and got banned again. I came back as Tara (my real name) which somehow wasn't banned and Lotida petitioned for me to be unbanned.

I owe all of this to Lotida. She has been a real sweetie. don't start anything on her. Then I'll really get fumed.

Basically that's my story.

What a wonderful feel good thread! We need more of these share times around here! :)

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, my story pretty much is a fucking pansy compared to yours.

Well, today my cousin needed help with biology so I went over to his little study group and they were studying about gametes. He asked me what it would be like if a three-year old could have kid. I said "I don't want to imagine that" and all his little teenage friends heard me say "I don't want to masturbate". So, yeah, that's when I came back on here and decided not to leave the house for a week out of fear that the parents think I'm a pedo or shit.

Yours is a pretty cool story, at least you have a background. I think I'm just in that filler position that you see inbetween the interesting posts.

[Terra]

Yeah but you made it to 900 plus posts without getting so much a fart in your direction by the others. I'd say that's pretty freaking awesome. In the very beginning it was all I ever wanted. In fact James was my worst forum enemy. Hell, he would bash me from one end of the other and it was really hard to keep up with him. That's one reason why I liked him so much in those days. Shit. Re-fucking-lentless. Then helm came along, who hated me beyond fungus and would write long lengthly prose about how he would slit me from one end to the other and go into rabid detail about what he would do with my entrails. Dude that was hot.

I still get shit but wtf? I've been broken down by the best! Meh. People still get a few barbs in and I roll with it. Mostly it's funny as hell and I end up laughing my ass off.

Tell me. Who do you have the most trouble with on the forum? For me, it's milhouse. He's funny as hell and most of the time I end up laughing because the little shit is original.

Oh yeah. I forgot. Pub Lover is awesome. And Misdemeanor is eally cool too. Glowbelly is the best! Don't cross her or I'll make teh meaneyes. Same goes for Metal. All are cool with me. Who's cool with you. Cos I don't want to cross that shit.

[xbxDaniel]

I roll alone.
No, I'm not really allies with anybody here. I don't think I've made anybody mad, though, either. I need to go to sleep though, take it easy.

Wait, I did make Matt Harty kind of mad, but then he cooled off in no time.

[Terra]

Get some sleep then.

It's just a Mock forum. Things blow over pretty quick.

I guess tomorrow we'll have to go to battle. Oh! Please don't change the title of this thread. It appeals to the attention whore in me (more on that later)! This has been very pleasant for me. I already miss "share time."

You've been really original here and I deeply appreaciate that. It's a rare occassion when I get to let my guard down and just go with it.

:)

[xbxDaniel]

Too cool.

I'm not good at the mock wars and I kind of fell asleep for a second at my keyboard, so yeah, tomorrow my ass goes down.

[Terra]

Fine. Tomorrow's a date.

But I got to warn you, it'll be evening before I can get back here to weed through the other bullshit that has popped up between this post and yours. Of course I'll have to go vigilante on them before I get to you. By then I'm sure I'l be diluted. I do apolgize for any wimpy response by then. I hate to not be able to give you the fullest attention in a good mock warring. Mondays and Tuesdays are my days off. I can really do you justice on those days.

Get some sleep! It's been a pleasure!

[Seven Force]

WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT DOING IN MY SECTION OF THE FORUM? >:

[Seven Force]

CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY

[ArrowX]

Fo forums have been really hostile in the last few weeks, I mean more than usual.

[Pub Lover]

Also, I got really lucky. When I first got on here, Pub pitied me and gave me a few tips on how the boards work.
So I am the one to blame! >:

[Terra]

Yes. I always thought you were nothing but a teddy bear.

:sharetime

[Esuohlim]

OH NO WE ARE ALL VICTIMS :hugs

[Chojin]

to be fair i like xbx too

[Terra]

I can't do him. I got nothing except for feel good stuff.

[glowbelly]

this thread is gooey

[executioneer]

i don't relaly think xbxmcj is that funny but he's gotten less annoying so i guess that's ok

[6force]

u kno, i think you all just raped the mock gods

[xbxDaniel]

Feel the love everybody.

[Terra]

Guess I'm going to just give this over to you man. I like you too much. Go ahead. Shoot me down.

[xbxDaniel]

Seriously, I've got nothing.

[Terra]

Don't you feel good?

What a feel good thing.

So what is a good day for us to hand each other our asses? What works for you?

[xbxDaniel]

Mondays.

Your rat stinks, a cunt wouldn't touch it, and your cell phone stops vibrating when it reaches your booze?

That hurt me more than it hurt you.

[Terra]

Man. Facing the risk of a banning. I think I need to send you a pm.

[Terra]

..maybe even my phone number...

[xbxDaniel]

Excuse me?

[Terra]

..nevermind.....i live in this public phone booth...

[xbxDaniel]

Like with Womti?

That was pretty weak, even for me.

[xbxDaniel]

But it's all I got. :(

[Terra]

Oh yeah! I forgot about dale! Did he live in a phone booth?

[xbxDaniel]

I thought he was Womti?
It was either a phone booth or the library. I think the library because he needed their computers.

[Terra]

Womti was dale, as it turned out. I have a sneaking suspicion that da boss man banned him. It's too bad. Because you and I have this feel good thread now.

[Terra]

And what brought you to do this in the first place? Just curious.

[xbxDaniel]

Bringing up Womti?

[Terra]

No! What prompted you to start this thread?

You silly person you! :feelgoodthreadsharingandstuff

[xbxDaniel]

To be completely honest, I was seeing everybody else's posts about how distasteful of a person they found you to be. I was going to try and bait you into hitting me hard with some of your material, but instead we got this. I'm satisfied with the results, and also that I'm not sleepy right now.

[Terra]

Honestly? I'm an extremely distastful person. But you wanna know the truth?

As strange as it might seem, I NEVER threw the first punch on anybody. The attack always came first.

Sigh. You see, I always had standards. My whole thing was to never return anything that wasn't visited upon me first. I would always allow the slam to happen a few times before I would take notice. When I saw that I was being provoked I always thought "what the hell?'' and went for it. My reputation built from there.

Shit. I never even responded to GW until I got hit by her more than three times. Then now the gloves are off.

But the point is I have standards. Posters are given a certan amount of points. Then I have some fun.

You my dear, are beginning to have my protection.

[Terra]

And now I am getting sleepy. I have to work tomorrow. You got anything yet? Something that we can work with?

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, I noticed that you only retaliated, but I wasn't sure if that trend extended beyond my time here.

[xbxDaniel]

I don't have to work tomorrow. So, I've got nothing. Take it easy and all.

Unless you've checked loveline, in which case you will know now that I'm a pansy.

[Terra]

Your a really sweet person.

If you mean a "pansy" do you mean that your gay or just a sweetie?

And yes, all I do is retaliate. Nothing more. But I give people enough rope to hang themselves with.

You have no rope you feel good person, you!

[Terra]

I need to go and find some sex now. Anybody have some good farm animal websites?

[xbxDaniel]

To your question, I don't think either truly fit me, but whatever title you decide to give to me is your choice. I'll clarify this now, I'm a guy. So, yeah, I meant pansy to be a degrading statement.

[xbxDaniel]

I need to go and find some sex now. Anybody have some good farm animal websites?


I live by a farm. I don't need a website.


:x

[Terra]

Well hung donkeys??

I'm compatible with extreme winter complextions only.

Glad your a guy. I would feel pretty (sheepish) if I was having this crazy hot conversations with a (chick)

iknowthatwasreallybad

[xbxDaniel]

It's too cold. Later, I'm going to bed.

[Terra]

And what a wonderful ending to this feel good, sharetime thread. I think everybody needs to do this once in a while around here.

[Terra]

oh no i think i scared the poor little guy off. monday is going to be a bust.

[xbxDaniel]

What do you mean by bust?

I've really got nothing to say. You said mondays and tuesdays were good for you, so I'm waiting to get chewed out.

[Terra]

Well. Nuts.

I don't attack though. I only retaliate. Your supposed to say mean things and then I'm supposed to get all uppity and beat you down (even though your a really cool person-it's not like I would mean it). I mean I'm not the one that started this thing. I probably need to go and actually practice on somebody around here I don't particularly care for except I really don't dislike anybody.

Just say some mean things. That'll get it going.

[MetalMilitia]

hey terra i like your avatar, it looks gay >:

ahah this is even easier than i imagined.

[Terra]

Hey now Mister MM! Your avatar is a pussy!

See? Easy.

[MetalMilitia]

easy like your mum! ha! >:

[Terra]

At least I know who my mom is! You can't say the same! Double ha!

[Terra]

I'm bumping this goddamned thread up because SOMEBODY bungled it all to fuckbits!

I hate it when fuckwits call me out then weenie back into the woodwork only to be blown by the termites. Damn it xbxMCj you need to finish what you started and get on with blowing your own dick. Your just as bad as GW who can't even find herself with the help of odor seeking kitties.

:i hope he likes this.

:goddamn men.

[Staxeon]

That post just scream "do me now".

[Terra]

You need to take your gf to that McDonalds restaraunt and give her a foot job under the table. :)

[Pub Lover]

That post just scream "do me now".
Yes it does, but none of us are man enough for the challenge. Sevenforce stepped up, & he lost an arm to her gaping maw of a vagina. He's been in the hospital for the last week if anyone was wondering.

[Terra]

This coming from a guy who blows himself.

[Staxeon]

That post just scream "do me now".
Yes it does, but none of us are man enough for the challenge. Sevenforce stepped up, & he lost an arm to her gaping maw of a vagina. He's been in the hospital for the last week if anyone was wondering.

Thank God he went in with an arm first and not the important bits.

And didn't he know, when dealing with an angry vagina you have to feed it lots of alcohol first, and sneak up from behind stroking the shoulders.

[Terra]

When you do that to Pub make sure to send pictures! Damn New Yawker.

[Staxeon]

Pub has an angry vagina?

No, I'm not that kinda NY'er. I'm "upstate", which is the term for everything but that infection that's schlong island. Here we say pop and not soda, and its a sucker and not a lollipop.

[Pub Lover]

This coming from a guy who blows himself.
Hey! :flexible&long

When you do that to Pub make sure to send pictures!
Don't worry, I always take pictures. :D

Pub has an angry vagina?
You better believe it. :eek

[Chojin]

I think it would take the better part of 20 minutes to get naked pictures of Pub from the source.

[Terra]

He's a cheap date.

[xbxDaniel]

That's not true. I had to buy him a McFlurry.

[Terra]

Yeah but he rocked your world all night long. Not bad for eight bits.

[xbxDaniel]

The baby's due next month.

[Terra]

I'll but you both a Junior Happy Meal.

[xbxDaniel]

What happened to you bitching me out? Did you just give up or what?

I'll start:

I wish you could be a bit more original then "you're fucked by horses because you live in Kentucky". Really, is that your best material, horse sex jokes? Is that all you have lined up for me? Shit, I could've talked to a mute and been more offended. Probably more amused too.

[Terra]

Wull HELLO MR ANDERSON!!!

It's about time you decided to fuck and not lay back and wait.

Since when did the state of Kentucky decide not to crossbreed with the pigs?? It's nice to see your not dragging your knuckles across the ground and your actually walking upright!

Welcome to Early Man!!

[xbxDaniel]

I guess it's nice to finally have any man talking to you now, huh?

[Terra]

Your a man?

[xbxDaniel]

No. :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

Are you done now? Are you not pleased? What am I to you? Just some fucking tissue to be picked up, blowed, then tossed away? Well, fuck you too!

[Terra]

I am not pleased. I am not satisfied. I still have thirst for blood. Go back to grade school where you were first sodomized in the little boys room and try to build more anger from that. Then move to your more formal years of school where you were caught in the girl's locker room, whacking off to pictures of their male janitor and continue to build more angst from that.

When you get to the point that the horses arouse you, funnel that energy into a decent racous banging with Pub and I'll sit by here and critique the ceremony.

Thank you and have a cookie.

[xbxDaniel]

That reply was based off of true events. :(

[xbxDaniel]

I guess in order to be angered by such events, you can't have taken pleasure from them. Sucks to be me I guess, I can't bitch out Terra because the Janitor was cute.

[xbxDaniel]

Fuck me.

That post just scream "do me now".

[Terra]

No. YOU fuck you! :)

[xbxDaniel]

That hurts on so many levels.

I like how we're practically the only ones who post in this and the other thread. I don't know why it amuses me.

[Terra]

Just remember this is the thread where I'M sucking YOUR dick.

And that was mean in that other thread. :(

[xbxDaniel]

I'm sorry, I hope my explanation of it offers some solace.

I feel bad about the card thing, because I wrote "us" and nobody else signed it.

[Terra]

Oh I'll go and sign the fucking thing. There. Happy Mr. Cruel?

[xbxDaniel]

Yes. :(

[Terra]

I sent the link. I'm not going to write on your card. >:

[xbxDaniel]

:(

Well, everybody gets to see me being a pussy.

[Terra]

Actually I tried. I'm not able to do it. I wanted to make like it was a choice but in reality it's just not working.

But I did try.

[xbxDaniel]

So how are you doing tonight?

[Terra]

Well I'm mad at you for one thing. And I'm babysitting for another.

So how are you tonight?

[xbxDaniel]

I was babysitting. They left about an hour ago. I'm trying to suck up to you so you won't be pissed at me anymore. That's it really.

[Terra]

I require a full evening of wallowing. It comes with the bio mechanics of water retention. Lay low. Make no abrupt movements or agressive noise. Keep your eyes averted to the ground at all times. Under no circumstances do you raise your eyes to meet mine.

And play alot of Barry fucking Manilow.

[xbxDaniel]

100th post.

[Terra]

You took the 100th?

I'm not speaking to you anymore.

[xbxDaniel]

Fuck.

[Staxeon]

How does this thread always end up with you two chatting instead of fighting?

[Terra]

It's foeplay shitwit. In another year we'll have worked up to a full blown bludgeon.

[xbxDaniel]

How does this thread always end up with you two chatting instead of fighting?

This has been covered at least half a dozen other times in this thread alone.

[Staxeon]

You realize you're supposed to READ the porno magazine, not roll it up and try to shove it into your hatchwound right?

Your view on fo'eplay is askew.

[xbxDaniel]

I guess you only read for the articles, huh?

[Terra]

A skimmer. I hate a skimmer. Guess we could work him over a tad.

[Terra]

He's gone. Staxeon is gone. Didn't he like the warm welcome we gave him??

[xbxDaniel]

I guess he doesn't appreciate us. Prick.

[Staxeon]

There's articles? I only notice ad ad ad titty ad ad birth canal ad ad ad ad titty titty ad ass ad titty ad

[xbxDaniel]

I'm guessing you spend some lonely evenings with Johnson the one eyed trouser snake and your subscription to Men w/ Erections.

[Terra]

I missed all that stuff. Where is it because it just might pepper things up around here.

[Staxeon]

You realize you're supposed to READ the porno magazine, not roll it up and try to shove it into your hatchwound right?

When you were in 2nd grade reading a book also involved looking at the pictures. As this was only last year I figured you wouldn't need a reminder of how that worked.

[Staxeon]

I missed all that stuff. Where is it because it just might pepper things up around here.

Remove mag from vag, unroll, turn to page 1. :)

[Terra]

Staxeon is talking to his own quote???

[xbxDaniel]

He is a clever one.

[Staxeon]

Sorry, that was confusing, I quoted myself to show what I was trying to say.

[Staxeon]

Dammit I ate all my sushi.

[xbxDaniel]

The Mock Wars!
Users browsing this forum: Staxeon, Terra, xbxMCj

Explaining yourself only insults our inteligence. And tell Pub that if he doesn't give back the baby that I'm calling the cops. You home wrecker.

[Staxeon]

Pub? I don't deal with tree huggin hippy vegans.

[Terra]

Sorry, that was confusing, I quoted myself to show what I was trying to say.

Well shut the fuck up and try to understand things around here! I hate it when miserable shits like you try to horn in on my goddamned action. If your drawers were'nt so shit stained she might even hang around and do the big google for your cock.

Problem is that it isn't between your legs. It's on her favorite web page.

Damn fags.

[xbxDaniel]

I like how What A Wonderful World popped up on my player while I was reading that.

[Staxeon]

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck all that meant, and who the hell "she" is.

Terra, bathroom, medicine cabinet, fourth bottle from the right. No not midol. You missed your dose. Well actually take the midol too it can't hurt.

[Terra]

Yeah I was thinking of "Face Off" when I wrote that. That song was in there. While the bullets were flying...

[Terra]

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck all that meant, and who the hell "she" is.



Your girlfriend asshole. I read that you had one. Or did she break up with you too? Must be hard to keep them, being dickless and all.

[Staxeon]

Referencing movies with a scientologist in a lead role, -15 points

[xbxDaniel]

Unless he lied. You wouldn't do that now, would you Staxeon?

[Staxeon]

Your girlfriend asshole. I read that you had one. Or did she break up with you too? Must be hard to keep them, being dickless and all.

Quit equating your personal experiences with my life. Finding out the last 18 guys you tried to hit on are flamers must be very tramatic, but you don't need to spill that shit out on everyone else and try to say that other guys are dickless.

And I'm not going to talk about my dick, I don't need a stalker.

[Staxeon]

Unless he lied. You wouldn't do that now, would you Staxeon?

About that? No sir, no lie.

[xbxDaniel]

You tease you.

[Staxeon]

Eh, sometimes I'm a gentleman. Can't help it.

[xbxDaniel]

Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes. :love

[xbxDaniel]

I've got 8 hours left on my shift too :P

Keep it in here buddy.

[Staxeon]

Fuck I think Terra really went to the medicine cabinet. Either that or she's out. Is the Wal-Mart pharmacy open this late?

[Terra]

Sorry I was googling your dick. Turns out you don't have one. No wonder your hostile.

[Staxeon]

No no, I have one, I just don't have to put my shit on the 'net to make myself feel like a real person or anything.

I'm hostile because...well, I don't give a shit.

[xbxDaniel]

I thought it was because you were radioactive. Go figure.

[Terra]

Your hostile because your at work. I feel bad for you. I used to work a night shift and it sucked. And I hated people because of it. Well, I don't sense much that you hate people but your very grumpy. You need a hug.

[Staxeon]

I work 13 hour overnight shifts. From 6pm to 7am. It totally blows having adjust my schedule from sleeping at night, to day, then back to night. But I only work 3 days then have 4 off everyweek, so it has huge benefits.

The radioactive thing can make me grumpy. They took a huge tube of blood (50ccs) outta my left arm, then took 2 tubes from my right. Took out the white bloos cells, hit them with radiation, then reinjected them back into the same goddam spot on my left arm with an 18 gauge needle. For fucking nothing. I still need to see another doctor. And I have to miss a convention in Toronto.

[xbxDaniel]

My sympathy to you man.

[Staxeon]

All this for a toe.

[xbxDaniel]

What type of business are you involved with, if I may ask.

[Staxeon]

Official title is Network Technician, I had to look myself up in the company directory to figure it out.

[xbxDaniel]

Aight. Well, I'm going to head off now. Take it easy at work Staxeon.

[Staxeon]

Where the fuck did Terra go? This is her thread. She better not be off googling my penis again.

[xbxDaniel]

Well, I know that's what I'm going to do when I get off of here. That didn't come out right.

[Staxeon]

No matter how many times I read that I can find no positive way to interpret it.

[Terra]

Where the fuck did Terra go? This is her thread. She better not be off googling my penis again.

I couldn't find yours. I'm shooting for xbxMCj now. His had better be googleable. >:

I'm on the downhill side of ovulating, you assholes. Keep it quiet in here for a change.

Shit I need to sleep. I hate to toss that in your face Staxeon. But if it helps, I did the chemo and radiation bit. I'm in my third year remission. There is an end in sight!

Good night!

btw that last few lines in here made me lol!

[Staxeon]

Oh, they're checking for a bone or joint infection. Radio-tagged white blood cells go to site of infection and glow on a scan. They scanned my toe and no glow so I need to see another doc to see what he says. Its not a chemotherapy kinda thing.

I'll have to take a pic of my toe and post it. Its gnarly. They dunno if its bone or a cyst but a tumor is not a concern....cuz I've dropped a tv on it like 3 times and stubbed it a dozen more so I think I know "how" it got this way.

But thanks for your concern / kind words.

[Terra]

I need a new avatar. Post a picture of it. I'm keeping you in good thoughts! I hope you get through it!

[Fathom Zero]

You think that's gnarly, you should see what chemical burns did to my feet.

[Terra]

Well post that. I'll take the best photo. Do you mind if it's in my avatar?

[Staxeon]

Avatar? Oooo, now I need to think of the best angle to photograph it from.

[xbxDaniel]

You have no idea of how much I missed you.

Don't leave me again Stax.

[Staxeon]

Why the fuck did "Take my Breath Away" pop in my head after reading that?

Keep your gay on your side of the internet plzkthx.

[xbxDaniel]

:(

[Staxeon]

Chemical burns vs. repeated bludgeoning


winner becomes the online visage for Terra


loser...well, the toes are already damaged so the loser is clear

[Fathom Zero]

I've gotta find my digital camera first.

They were burnt by fromaldehyde, I've lost all feeling in my feet, and I can't grow hair there. I've also got a badass "?" shaped scar.

[Terra]

Your concerned about not being able to grow hair on your feet??? :chatter

[Fathom Zero]

It's the fact that I have hair almost everywhere else but my feet.
I look like bigfoot with latex gloves on my feets.

[Terra]

Yes, Oddly I know just what you mean! :)

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/teeth.jpg

[Staxeon]

Is that your Dad?

[Terra]

No it's my mom, may she rest in peace.

It's also my cousin Vern who is twice removed from me. And my Auntie Lottie who was a lotta woman and Uncle Roy on my father's side, may he rest in peace as well.

I can see my cat in there too, as my two gold fish that ended up flushed. I had a gerbil but it crawled up Supidkraut's ass but I swear if he spreads his cheeks, that is the image that everybody can see.

Obviously there are many mixed emotions when I see this picture. But good feelings, make no mistake!

[Staxeon]

I have no idea what you just said lil lady but your story tickles me in a way that should be illegal in several states, and probably is.

[Lotida]

Somebody is OBVIOUSLY incredibly jealous of Terra!!! :/

[Staxeon]

BLAST! You've peered through my thing guise of hatred and discovered my deep need to google Terra's genitals. :pffft

[Terra]

I have no idea what you just said lil lady but your story tickles me in a way that should be illegal in several states, and probably is.

Don't try to google my bush. With a picture like that, you'll end up elbow deep in gorilla snatch.