broke up with gf [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Matt Harty

Mar 18th, 2006, 04:34 AM

yeah chojin, that one. pretty confusing. :/

anyways i found another gf and she has much bigger boobs :D

Staxeon

Mar 18th, 2006, 07:19 AM

and she has much bigger boobs :D

...and thus the circle of life is complete

Terra

Mar 18th, 2006, 09:20 AM

This one moves fast

Supafly345

Mar 18th, 2006, 09:50 AM

I hope this doesn't mean she has much bigger flab too. A small waist is worth triple what big boobs are.

Sam

Mar 18th, 2006, 01:52 PM

Can I read all about it on your Myspace?

Jixby Phillips

Mar 18th, 2006, 04:25 PM

i wannaa see pics of the big boobs

MLE

Mar 18th, 2006, 10:33 PM

Say hello to child support, buddy!

Terra

Mar 18th, 2006, 11:39 PM

She's pregnant? oh matt.....bummercity

MLE

Mar 18th, 2006, 11:46 PM

I won't say anymore cause matt's a CoV buddy and I don't wanna lose that! That wasn't really a nice comment for a buddy, sorry pal :<

Matt Harty

Mar 19th, 2006, 01:43 AM

id rather fund the abortion

executioneer

Mar 19th, 2006, 02:32 AM

whuh oh

The One and Only...

Mar 19th, 2006, 11:27 AM

Dude, you are a serious manwhore.

Matt Harty

Mar 19th, 2006, 02:58 PM

she said she doesnt love me anymore and she doesnt want the baby and im actually upset im crying so hard im drowning in spit

Jixby Phillips

Mar 19th, 2006, 03:04 PM

take a picture of the boobs

MetalMilitia

Mar 19th, 2006, 03:05 PM

It sucks to be you.

Matt Harty

Mar 19th, 2006, 05:55 PM

i got a good pic of the boobs on my phone

Kulturkampf

Mar 19th, 2006, 06:17 PM

you can always fuck a set of tits, but in reality, its the gash that makes the splash for me.

Terra

Mar 19th, 2006, 07:16 PM

Jeez. You must be referring to the pregnancy place.

liquidstatik

Mar 20th, 2006, 10:47 PM

oh man matt that sucks
really, though. go for the black chick.

Seven Force

Mar 20th, 2006, 11:01 PM

I thought that said "broke up with gw"

liquidstatik

Mar 20th, 2006, 11:03 PM

we don't need to hear of your mistakes. :o

Matt Harty

Mar 23rd, 2006, 03:08 AM

first she's not black and i already told you i was with her :(

Dr. Boogie

Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:32 PM

you can always fuck a set of tits, but in reality, its the gash that makes the splash for me.

I hate how liberals make excuses for promiscuity.

Matt Harty

Mar 31st, 2006, 02:10 AM

she got an abortion...

edit: :(

ArrowX

Mar 31st, 2006, 02:36 AM

Damnit I wanted to see a Matt Harty Jr. the world would be threefold more awesome that way.

Supafly345

Apr 2nd, 2006, 03:20 AM

He's got a girlfriend Arrow, BACK OFF.

Chojin

Apr 2nd, 2006, 03:52 AM

In a few years you'll look back on this and laugh, matt!

Matt Harty

Mar 22nd, 2007, 09:40 AM

haha this was funny a year later :lol

MetalMilitia

Mar 22nd, 2007, 09:55 AM

BABY KILLER

Pudty

Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:45 PM

lol what a sweet bump.
Matt you are cool. CAn I still join your club?

Lenor

Mar 23rd, 2007, 12:11 AM

BUMP BUMP BUMP, thats the sound of my 15's when their hitting in my trunk....