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Mockery
Mar 27th, 2006, 02:00 AM
Well I'm still not 100% better, but I've shaken most of this bug to where I can at least get some work done. Here's my first Bad Album review in a while... it's Macho Man Randy Savage's musical rap debut! If you listen to just one song from it, be sure to check out the title track because it's easily the best one on there as far as comedy goes.

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/boxes/machoman-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/machoman)
ALBUMS THAT SUCKED: "MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - BE A MAN!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/machoman

Enjoy!

AChimp
Mar 27th, 2006, 10:23 AM
This was one of the greatest albums ever released. >:

Rez
Mar 27th, 2006, 12:57 PM
seriously.
what kind of hogan are you

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 27th, 2006, 04:35 PM
Didnt you review that several months ago?

Johnny Couth
Mar 27th, 2006, 04:50 PM
Hogans a punk :o

Rez
Mar 27th, 2006, 04:59 PM
Didnt you review that several months ago?

i think he did. how else would i have known about it several months ago?

how else would i have made (hobo renee) look at it and decide it was so awesome we had to make a movie about a sock puppet that sounded JUST LIKE HIM (i found i could do a really good impression. like really good) adventuring through the state of california?

not browsing amazon that's for sure >:

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 27th, 2006, 05:30 PM
Garth, your pills...

Mockery
Mar 27th, 2006, 05:38 PM
No, I didn't review it before. Maybe someone mentioned it when I reviewed the Hulk Hogan album a while back, but this is my first time covering Macho Man's album.

MarioRPG
Mar 27th, 2006, 05:49 PM
Yeah, that might be it. I seem to have some vauge deja-vu about this.

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 27th, 2006, 06:13 PM
No, I didn't review it before. Maybe someone mentioned it when I reviewed the Hulk Hogan album a while back, but this is my first time covering Macho Man's album.
That's weird. I swear I saw something about. I didn't see it under Albums that Sucked, but I'll have to check. I definately had the song "Be a Man"..........................Nevermind. I saw the review on Music Reviews. It wasn't an actual article by the staff http://www.i-mockery.com/musicreviews/detailed.php?id=904. Sorry to cause the confusion.

Chojin
Mar 27th, 2006, 09:22 PM
Garth, your pills...
lol ;<

there was a thread about this album on here a few years ago, too.

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 27th, 2006, 09:52 PM
"Macho Man not only criticizes the Hulk for dodging him in the ring, but he even mocks his film career! 'They call you Hollywood (huh huh) don't make me laugh, cuz your movies and your actin' skills are both trash. Your movies straight to video the box office can't stand, while I got myself a feature role in Spider-Man!' A feature role? Hahahah, sorry to break it to ya Randy, but you were in Spider-Man for about a minute. And your role was playing a wrestler named "Bonesaw"... so how much acting did that really require?"

Lol. I actually enjoyed Mr Nanny as a kid, somewhat. It's also hilarious to think of New York Dolls singer David Johansen as the badguy with the metal-place head, trying to ram Hulkster.

Miss Modular
Mar 28th, 2006, 07:49 AM
I remember playing "Be A Man" on my radio show during my senior year of college. :eek

Our general manager LOVED IT!

Skulhedface
Mar 28th, 2006, 12:51 PM
If Savage had been smart he'd have been rapping about those Slim Jims.

I consider it a missed product placement opportunity, and well, good ol' Randy either just screwed himself out of more royalties, or took the idiot route if this thing happened to be self-financed.

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 28th, 2006, 07:59 PM
I remember playing "Be A Man" on my radio show during my senior year of college. :eek

Our general manager LOVED IT!
Funny shit, man.

Miss Modular
Apr 1st, 2006, 10:10 PM
May I make a suggestion for a future ALBUMS THAT SUCKED! profile?

http://www.cdplus.com/cdplus300/assets/product/images/008811065928.jpg

WHOA!

VolCanon
Apr 2nd, 2006, 05:49 PM
Less Bad Albums, more Hacked Rom reviews.

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 2nd, 2006, 06:13 PM
I second that opinion.