glowbelly love thread

[george]

hey baby. what kind of shoes you wearing?

[glowbelly]

the blue tennies that dole bought me for christmas. i'm wearing all blue today. :hypno

[Protoclown]

FUCKING SMURF >:

;) :lol :love

[george]

if you had blueberry perfume then people would try to eat you.

[glowbelly]

you just made me want pie :)

[george]

you made me want pie too ;)

[glowbelly]

you are the good george.

[Daphne]

I love glowbelly, I want to send her a case of baby ducks :love
http://www.fws.gov/r6jcslyr/Duckling.gif

[mburbank]

Steve martin write a book a long time ago called Cruel Shoes. It was great.

[george]

i actually have that book. i bought it a few weeks back at my library for ten cents.

now i have a reason to read it, and for wanting pie.

life is good.

[mburbank]

I liked it. In particular I liked how damn wierd it was for a stand up comic to write something like that. Of course now that Mr. martin has been a Movie Star, filmaker, Playwrite and general Bon Vivant, it may not be so suprising a volume of tales as it once was.

[glowbelly]

that's nice. would you care to take this little discussion to the recommended readings forum so we can continue discussing how much everyone else loves me?

:(

some father you turned out to be

:(

[mburbank]

Wow. Someone is wearing the "red Shoes".

[Mockery]

http://www.redismoitout.net/images/steve_martin.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

GLOWBELLY CHANGED HER HAIR :) AND HER FRIENDS!! :lol

[mburbank]

its all one if you are frienbds with your hair

[glowbelly]

>:

[mburbank]

EASY FOR YOU TO PASTE A FROWNY EMOTICON!!!

[glowbelly]

that's an angry emoticon, SHIT FOR BRAINS >:

[george]

can you see my user pic?

cause if you can then i will make you one too ms. pretty.

[george]

i will never let this thread drop. there must always be appropriate love for glowbelly on these boards.

[FS]

I DREAM OF GLOWBELLY :love

[Ihach]

:love Glowbelly :love

[Jixby Phillips]

DID YOU KNOW THAT GLOWBELLY IS AN AIRPLANE WHEN SHE WAS A BABY?? :lol

[mburbank]

NO, BUT IF YOU HUM A FEW BARS, I WILL FAKE IT!
Then later I will try singing the song if you can get me some sheet music.

cause before i was faking an orgasm, and now i want to find some way to make it up to you without copping i faked it.

[glowbelly]

i just grabbed my right tit :eek

[Anonymous]

Glowbelly is the bees' knees :melt

[slavemason]

i just grabbed my right tit :eek

Do yoy have a left tit or are you one of those Amazon women?

[glowbelly]

shut up and get the fuck out of my thread

[slavemason]

I get that so many times it hurts. Usually it's " Shut up and get the fuck out of my bed." Oh well, it was close enough. Besides, what do you have against the Amazonian women and what makes you think I don't love you?

[glowbelly]

what makes you think amazon women only have one tit and why would i care if you loved me or not?

[whoreable]

AM I ALLOWED TO LOVE TOO?
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[glowbelly]

sure. why not?

[whoreable]

excellent.


:love


that is all.
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[slavemason]

You're awful touchy today. I heard that Amazonian women used to remove a breast to aid in hunting with bows and arrows. I have no documented accounts for credibility as that is no concern of mine. That's alright, if you want to save your love for the people with cute pictures under their names, I understand. I'm starting to think that your's may be to scale.
All my love and a big can of peaches...

[glowbelly]

i have my period.

[Carnivore]

Surfin' the crimson wave....

[Protoclown]

Duking it out with the CRIMSON AVENGER :(

[roonTing]

It is ok to wade, but don't drink... unless you like the red wings. :(

[Anonymous]

Goin' to see Blade 2 again.

[slavemason]

Does drinking alcohol help during a period? It seems to thin the blood on every other occasion. Maybe thin blood wouldn't be helping at all. I enjoy drinking alot. Anyway back to the clever crimson coochie references. I don't want anyone to think I'm sensitive.

[FS]

Goin' to see Blade 2 again.

:lol

[LegoLars]

real old?

[Anonymous]

It is ok to wade, but don't drink... unless you like the red wings.

Red bull gives you wings. :rolleyes

[sspadowsky]

glowbelly :love
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[Daphne]

i have my period.

Glow and I are bloody buddies :lol

[george]

too bad they dont make french fry flavored tampons :(

[executioneer]

I HAVE LOTS OF PERIODS, SEE .................................................

THATS A LOT :(

-willie

[Rez]

I get that so many times it hurts. Usually it's " Shut up and get the fuck out of my bed." Oh well, it was close enough. Besides, what do you have against the Amazonian women and what makes you think I don't love you?

:die

[glowbelly]

i'm having a party this weekend, on saturday. i'm going to buy booze for the party this evening...which could prove to be dangerous, considering that it's only wednesday.

i'm going to have to have my roommate hide my bourbon.

[Les Waste]

I need to stop drinking. I've been to class already twice this week with really bad hangovers :(

My tolerance is too high. Last night I had to drink the equivalent of 10 shots of 80 proof to feel a buzz. :(

I'm sorry I made the Glowbelly love thread depressing. I'll show myself out. :(

[Anonymous]

I'd go, Belly, but I'm alreadah going to Katsucon this weekend.

Even though Russo's pussed out on it now.

[Protoclown]

Holy shit! Katsucon is this weekend? And I didn't know??

The geek in me is truly dead. :(

[Anonymous]

You'd better go, you ballzak.

www.katsucon.org

[mburbank]

Glowbelly love thread. Hulk smash. Tarzan no lactate.

[glowbelly]

i can pinch tarzan's nipples if he asks me nicely.

[Tarzan]

Please pinch Tarzan's nipple.

[Tarzan]

http://www.bodyimplants.com/images/pec_implant_A2.jpg

[Protoclown]

I can't believe somebody made a character for that.

[Tarzan]

Tarzan no want clown to speak.

Make glowing belly pinch nipple! >:

[glowbelly]

::pinch pinch::

will you go away now? :(

[mburbank]

I'm sorry, I was out buying Duct Tape and Window Plastic. What did I miss?

[slavemason]

mburbankm, you don't hate me enough so I must reply that you missed your "window" of opportunity.
That should do it.

[glowbelly]

SHUT UP YOU ATTENTION SEEKING FREAK THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOU IT'S ABOUT ME AND THE LOVE THAT PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY FEEL FOR ME WHENEVER THEY SEE MY NAME ON THEIR COMPUTER SCREEN >:>:>:

[slavemason]

Shouldn't you be making plans for your party? Or did I miss it? Surely not, I don't remember getting my invitation.

How about a new theme song there you, "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight". :bestthread

[glowbelly]

i wouldn't invite you to my party if you could fuck yourself in the ass with your own dick for my entertainment. >:

[slavemason]

Shit, if I could do all that, I wouldn't be looking for a party.

[Les Waste]

i wouldn't invite you to my party if you could fuck yourself in the ass with your own dick for my entertainment. >:
Well, looks like I'm not invited :( :( :(

[sadie]

i wish i were invited. :( i wish i could attend if i were invited. :(
i hadn't shown my proper glowbelly :love yet. here it is: :love.

[slavemason]

Les Waste, How do you overcome the need for both flexibility and rigidity?
Either way, :)

[slavemason]

I truly apologize for the double post. I was looking throuh the Blabber listings and realized that I had the 69th post and if Glowbelly saw it she might get very angry. There's nothing sexy about 70.
Sweaterhugs for all. :|

[glowbelly]

my party was fun. i made friends with a 20 year old boy who likes pop punk. :(

i also came close to drinking an entire bottle of maker's mark.

*sigh*

how is everyone today?

[slavemason]

I'm glad you survived the bottle of Makers Mark. That's a high dollar kick in the pants. :)

[FS]

i also came close to drinking an entire bottle of maker's mark.

What stopped you? :P

[glowbelly]

i shared 2 drinks worth out of it. :)

[glowbelly]

it's tuesday. hrm.

[sspadowsky]

:love Glowbelly
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[Anonymous]

Going on Wednesday.

[Protoclown]

glowbelly = memory :(

[glowbelly]

i'm a happy memory :)

[Protoclown]

You were starting to fade though. Gotta be careful about that. ;)

[glowbelly]

yes, please do be careful about that. it would be sad if you forgot about me.

[Protoclown]

WELL IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS SMARTYASS >:

[glowbelly]

stop being so hard on yourself :(

[Protoclown]

OKAY :(

[Anonymous]

Okay, break it up you two.

[slavemason]

This thread is dull as hell, sorry Glow. If you all love her so much why don't you buy her another bottle of Maker's Mark you cheap bastards.

[glowbelly]

don't insult me then apologize. pick one and stick with it, mr wishy washy.

fuck.

[Anonymous]

'lol'

[george]

hi honey :)

[Ihach]

georgey! where you been hiding boy?

[george]

ehh, a whole lot of nothing. when i work from home i cant come to the regular internet, and with all the snow i have been at the house the last week or so, and sick of the computer by the time evening rolls around.

or "snoring and farting" as my kids like to say.

[glowbelly]

:love http://www.viacorp.com/flybook/flylove.gif :love

[MrAdventure]

OH BOY, FOOTSIE! :)
OH BOY, FOOTSIE! :)
OH BOY, FOOTSIE! :)
OH BOY, FOOTSIE! :)

I POST THIS SO I CAN SAY I LOVE GLOWBELLY :)

[glowbelly]

you have made me giggle. i don't say that to people very often.

[MrAdventure]

http://www.literary-cat.cwc.net/images/cat%20Duel.jpg

LOL J/K ;) ;)

YOU ARE WORTH IT GLOWBELLY.

[glowbelly]

you know why i don't say "you make me giggle" very often?

BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY GIGGLING.

:lol

[noob3]

hi

[whoreable]

HI GLOWBELLY! :)
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[noob3]

why are you trying to 1 up me

[whoreable]

I AM SORRY I AM JUST TOO COMPETITIVE :(
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[noob3]

you are not my friend anymore

[whoreable]

:tear

I GUESS I NEED TO LEAVE I-MOCK NOW THAT YOU DONT LIKE ME ANYMORE :(

PLEASE FORGIVE ME >:
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[noob3]

ok

[whoreable]

:rave
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[glowbelly]

noob? can you draw me a story about a girl who loves a boy who loves a red pen?

thanks.

[noob3]

a happy or sad ending?

[glowbelly]

happy, please.

[noob3]

http://www.geocities.com/not_noobe/pen.txt

I need to go to sleep :(

[glowbelly]

thank you so much, noob. :)
that made my day. :)

[Daphne]

noob, you're a really great artist.

[george]

you make me happy when skies are gray.

[kellychaos]

How does one love a red pen? Nevermind ... the logistics may be too disturbing for me. I bet "George" could love a red pen.

[mew barios]

i pity you. :(

[MrAdventure]

Echelon, Cusp, Bivouac!

>: YOU SMELL LIKE EFFORT KELLYCHAOS

[george]

i could love a red pen if it had been jammed repeatedly into your cunt until all the green pus that passes for your uterus came leaking out and you were forced to clean the mess by sliding around in it on your ass with a roll of brawny stuffed in your gaping sex maw while you screamed "i am a stupid fucking whore with green pus lining my rotten fucking pussy and no goddamned brain at all"

the pen that initiated that would be one cool red pen.

[glowbelly]

you'll never know dear, how much i :love you :)

[sadie]

i keep a large supply of red pens. ;)

[Ninjavenom]

I like glowbelly, but i'm not IN like with her. :O

[Blatant]

red pens are nice but furry magic markers are what get me high.

[glowbelly]

how blatant of you to say such a thing! :eek

[mburbank]

This thread has a lot more staying power than the Max Burbank Appreciation thread.

I think we can all learn something from this. Lord knows I have.

[noob3]

I made my mom a macaroni necklace

[glowbelly]

you did?! :)

[mburbank]

Noob; did you make your mom a necklace made of Macaroni, or did you turn her into a necklace made of macaroni.


I liked your red pen cartoon a lot.

[glowbelly]

I LIKED IT BETTER THAN MAX BURBANK DID >:

[Protoclown]

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO IT

[glowbelly]

that's because red pens are sexy

[george]

no one can stop our glowbelly fun!

http://www.preschooleducation.com/bookpic/tenapplesupontop.gif

[glowbelly]

http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/netbunnies/george-julie1.jpg

[kellychaos]

Last time I followed that rabbit, it took me 3 months of "in house" treatment to get back out of the hole. :/

[glowbelly]

TALK NORMAL PLEASE AND THANK YOU
this is a talk normal please and thank you kinda thread, ok?
ok.

OKAY. :)

[Anonymous]

Hello.

[glowbelly]

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/from_previews/nov_02/Muppets-Mega-Animal.jpg

[Anonymous]

How are you?

[glowbelly]

http://www.kateconnick.com/postcards/hungover.jpg

[noob3]

does glowbelly needa tummy rub :(

[glowbelly]

http://www.sidsmums.com/thumbs-up.jpg

[noob3]

*rubs glowbelly's tummy*

[slavemason]

Get a room >:
My bad, "Glowbelly Love Thread", but still >:

[glowbelly]

FOOR NOOB AS SLAVERY IS A VERY BAD THING TO BE NICE TO

http://www.higherlevelastrology.com/Images/genie.gif

[noob3]

wait.. what? I DONT COMPREHEND THINGS VERY WELL :(

[glowbelly]

http://www.gbyballet.org/rep/repwish.jpg

[Hobo Renee]

Is this a reference to gay men?

[noob3]

Hobo wants a tummy rub :(

[Protoclown]

http://www.livinginskin.com/TWinkyKitty.jpg

[Anonymous]

:love

[Protoclown]

http://www.pinkpearls.org.uk/madcat.jpg

[glowbelly]

http://www.ragonefamily.net/10-31-01-Halloween/whats-up-quack.jpg

[Protoclown]

http://www.arkansascrystalworks.com/Pixie.gif

[Hobo Renee]

http://www.geocities.com/robbiefan86/sk3.txt

[Protoclown]

http://www.chrisweston.co.uk/whatsnew.jpg

[george]

i was cleaning out my hard drive and found the best picture of you and nancy :).

i wish i could have two wives.

[glowbelly]

send it to me at work so i can see it.
how are you?
why don't you call me anymore?
why don't you write?
i miss you.

[george]

i am fine. i have just been enjoying having no real resposibilities for the first time since i was sixteen. it is sort of addictive.

i slept the last two days, and decided the break was over, so now i am back. i will be online tonight and we can talk all sexy and everything on AIM if ya want. i will send you that picture and an email today. a happy email :) oh YEah!!

[george]

i will call you tonight my love. i have so many happy tjings to tell you about.

i am sorry for being so sketchy lately. things have been really wild and interesting :):):)

[glowbelly]

i'm your second wife :)

[george]

just be glad you are not the wife who has to blow me :):):):klingons

[glowbelly]

speaking of blow jobs, where's that pretty picture of me and your wife that you were talking about up yonder?

[george]

i sent it just now:) and another for you to look at when the shower massage is set to pulse, if you know what i mean ;);)

[davinxtk]

http://24.60.240.39/pic80.jpg


Glowbelly knows.

[Protoclown]

http://www.eschmooze.net/Fun%20with%20a%20Focus/Hog%20Wild%20Logo.gif

[glowbelly]

HOG HEAVEN

AND YES I DO KNOW, DAVIN ;)

[davinxtk]

It is the will of the gods that this thread interrupt the bullshit currently festering in the very top of General Blabber.

And I am their instrument.

[glowbelly]

http://www.deliusrestaurant.com/assets/dancechicken.gif

make them chickens dance, baby. :eek

[soundtest]

bump

:love glowbelly :love

[glowbelly]

http://nashlinks.com/soundtest1.jpg

[Protoclown]

http://www.texasjaycees.org/Pictures%20of%20week/images/Rodeo%20Cowboy!!.jpg

[Johannas]

After 12 days, and so many new lovers, I think its time to bring back the Glowbelly love thread!!! I love her. Feelevil loves her. Everyone loves her. Post you love here!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Jixby Phillips]

After 12 days, and so many new lovers, I think its time to bring back the Glowbelly love thread!!! I love her. Feelevil loves her. Everyone loves her. Post you love here!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Les Waste]

After 12 days, and so many new lovers, I think its time to bring back the Glowbelly love thread!!! I love her. Feelevil loves her. Everyone loves her. Post you love here!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Krythor]

LETS QUOTE LOTS OF TIMES 4 GLOWBELLY :)

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Matt Harty]

LETS QUOTE LOTS OF TIMES 4 GLOWBELLY :)

DTH
JOHANNAS

[feelevil]

werd Johannas :rock

shorty GB be the queen a this mofo. wit nasty ass shit like that milhouse n other rejects here shes a muthafuckin oasis in tha desert :love

[glowbelly]

diggity doo dah, daddy. you be speakin the trizzy. i'm nearly 70% water, faux foo. rilly dilly-o.