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James
Apr 23rd, 2006, 06:37 PM
Her: Hey, do you know where I could get a battery for my digital camera?
Me: Have you tried Staples?
Her: No. Do you think they'd have it? Even Radio Shack didn't.
Me: It's worth a shot. And it's right next door to us.
Her: Hey Boss, do you know where I could get this battery for my digital camera?
Boss: You could try Staples right here. Go now and see if they have it.
Her: OK.

*goes, comes back, all smiles*

Her: They had them! Thanks Boss, you're so smart.
Boss: Yeah, I'm a genius.
Me: >:



Now YOU post times when you were shafted on the credit you deserved.
maggiekarp
Apr 23rd, 2006, 08:05 PM
And on the eighth day God beat me to the patent office >:




That must really suck, man :/
Terra
Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:47 PM
Why would this be in Loveline?
Emu
Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:48 PM
Because Her is clearly hot.
Terra
Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:54 PM
Ah yes. I see that now.

I've never been shafted for credit that I deserved by somebody that was clearly hot. Usually when they were that fucking stupid, the hot meter went through the basement and I lost interest.

But then again, I don't have a dick. Balls? Yes. Dick? No. :/
James
Apr 24th, 2006, 12:06 AM
Why would this be in Loveline?

I took her digital camera afterwards and jacked off into the battery slot, for revenge.

But no. According to the rules, any thread I make that involves a member of the opposite sex belongs in Loveline. This forum does include e/n horseshit, too.
Terra
Apr 24th, 2006, 12:11 AM
You never cease to amaze me
James
Apr 24th, 2006, 12:26 AM
I'm like a memory stick from someone else's digital camera; You never know what to expect to see.
DamnthatDavid
Apr 24th, 2006, 02:10 AM
Yet, it will include your balls.
Jixby Phillips
Apr 24th, 2006, 10:44 PM
whos that girl in your avatar HUHHH
James
Apr 24th, 2006, 10:46 PM
My new girlfriend. :)
Jixby Phillips
Apr 24th, 2006, 10:47 PM
REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLY???
Terra
Apr 24th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Your supposed to say "ORLY???

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And she is beautiful James! Congratulations! :)
James
Apr 24th, 2006, 11:00 PM
REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLY???

Yes.

She likes cupcakes, but not regular cake. And she likes to draw ponies, but not realistic ones.

We like to watch shows from our childhood on DVD while we snuggle and kiss. :)
Esuohlim
Apr 25th, 2006, 12:05 AM
Are you going to jizz in her hair?

You made a post here once saying that one day you'll jizz in a girl's hair.

Is she the one? :eek
Jixby Phillips
Apr 25th, 2006, 12:11 AM
thats adorable
James
Apr 25th, 2006, 12:21 AM
You can't see it in those pics, but I already did. :wank
Terra
Apr 25th, 2006, 12:45 AM
You are quite the stud.