WE'RE OFF TO CALIFORNIA!

[Mockery]

Keep an eye on the I-Mockery homepage as I'm gonna do my best to post (hopefully) daily updates of our road trip across the country whenever I have the chance.

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

:imock

[mburbank]

I'm picturing you and Doops in a "Grapes of Wrath" style Jalopy with yur whole lives strapped on top of the car.

Or was that the "Beverly Hillbillies"?

Just one piece of advice. You're going to meet someone when you get there. They'll say you look tired, a little lost. They'll ask if you know anyone in town, if you need a place to stay, if maybe you'd like to make some easy money.

Do every single thing they tell you.

[tenno]

if you take the right roads you'll get to drive through a giant tree......oh and we have these things in the middle of the west called 'mountains' these might terrify you as you version of mountains is our version of 'tiny anthills'.

BUT DONT BE SCARED!!!!!! God created gravity and IT. STILL. WORKS!

[Emu]

That seems like it would be more of a reason to be scared. :chatter

[Marc Summers]

But it's ALWAYS sunny in California and there are tons of beach babes and surfing contests and valley girls...

I just found out that the mall in my hometown was used as the mall in "Clueless" :(

[Red Machine D]

If you find yourself in Arizona, just remember not to pick up hitchhikers.

[DamnthatDavid]

You are getting closer to the birthplace of Jones Soda my friend(my lord?).
And you might be able to find Tim's Cascade Jalapeno chips once in awhile.

[Red Machine D]

And you might be able to find Tim's Cascade Jalapeno chips once in awhile.
You can find those starting in Arizona. :D Grew up in Portland, and I was so relieved to find them down here.

[Sethomas]

But what I want to know is can you find them in Scotland??

[Misdemonar]

Here in the west it is a magical land, full of protesting mexicans and crack whores, yes, we live the coolest life down here. Oh yeah, we have a wizard.

[EverythingWillSuck]

If you go through Northern Cal, keep in mind that Devil's Slide is closed. >:

[Jeff The Ninja]

Man, you dont know travel until you have traveled the three prarie provinces of Canada (Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba)! Man, its so cool, if you look out the left side of the car, you will see a lot of wheat and a lot of land. If you look out the Right side you will see a lot of wheat and a lot of land. Its loads of fun and excitement on a fantastic 30+ hour oddysey :)

[sadie]

why in the hell would anyone choose to travel through canada on the way from virginia to california? doofus.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Im not suggesting that, im just saying that if he ever takes a vacation, then travel through a part of the world which is flat and covered in wheat.

[Supafly345]

And that has something to do with traveling in general! Right?

[Rez]

i like how rog thinks that california is going to be, like, nice or something.

frankly you're a sucker to trade whatever soul your homespot had for the hellish metropolis of LA that only the most naive romanticize.